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Joined 04-28-04, id: 580229, Profile Updated: 05-14-13
Author has written 46 stories for Pokémon, Princess Diaries, Princess Diaries, and Shrek.

Updated 14/05/13

I do plan to finish all of my stories one day, I just have a hard time ending things. Good news is that I will not post new chaptered stories anymore until I have finished them.

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Hidden Moments by Shakayla reviews
This will be a series of "hidden" moments that the camera doesn't show us from the movies that will reveal "what happens next" after a scene with Clarisse and Joseph - starting with the beginning of PD1
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 132,550 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Clarisse R., Joe
The Queen's Diaries by You're Still in Poems reviews
The story of Clarisse Renaldi and the events leading up to her marraige to Joseph at the end of The Princess Diaries 2.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,791 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Clarisse R., Joe
One by chickenwriter reviews
Hello! Chickenwriter is back on the fanfiction scene! This is my first fanfic in a year, and I'll think you'll enjoy it...It good to see everyone, even if you don't remember me...
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009
What if Joe were a King? by twisted-coil reviews
Just a little fun...not sure how far I'll be going!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,031 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Complete
Dinner with the Family by Monker reviews
Set before PD1, Rupert and Philippe are both alive and well. Joseph is asked to join Clarisse and her sons for dinner when Rupert is held up with work. This shows the relationship that Joseph had with Clarisse and her sons before anything got romantic.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Sleepwalking by chickenwriter reviews
Written by me,with help from my wonderful and talented friend Carola aka Cai. I dumbly started writing a Thanksgiving story then realized it was an American Holiday...Clarisse goes to bed early, with an intesting result. CJOneshot,bad summary as always
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Fallen by RhondaStar reviews
A role reversal story. King Joseph falls for his housekeeper... a certain Clarisse!
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,580 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/26/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Clarisse R., Joe
Mixed Signals by RhondaStar reviews
A Clarisse Joe post PD2 story - what happens after 'Happy Ever After?
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 105,992 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
In the Middle of Nowhere by crtjester reviews
Oneshot, C&J are brought together by a lifechanging event. FINISHED
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Complete
The Color of Sand by crtjester reviews
Set before PD1, Joseph has kept his feelings to himself, and watches over Clarisse as someone new steps in. FINISHED
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,036 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
Because You Loved Me by Mishka67 reviews
If you prefer that I think of you first and foremost only as my queen, I shall oblige. . . . Or at least make a darn good attempt. NOTE: Rating change to be safe for future chapters. It will probably be more along the lines of T plus, if that makes se
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,622 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
Queer by RhondaStar reviews
Clarisse & Joseph: A 'first kiss' challenge response AU bad Joseph & a nasty Clarisse, you have been warned!
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
no way out by Little Obsessions reviews
C&J. this is a what happened in the past story and there's a very nasty rupert to be hated, ENJOY! this has naughty language, so if you don't like.... It's FINISHED, woohhoooo! Please enjoy it and thanks to all you wonderful people for your encouragement
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,816 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Courage In A Bottle by theologygirl reviews
Clarisse & Joseph. Set during PD2. Everyone thinks that being a Queen comes easy. It doesn't. It takes a heavy toll.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Complete
Whisky Lullaby by completewithtypos reviews
It's a rather depressing end to PD2. Another what if they didn't get married? This is my first fanfic, I'm new here. Please R&R. THANKS!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005
In the end by twisted-coil reviews
Clarisse and Joe the story that wasn't in the movies. NOW COMPLETE!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,226 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Complete
It Started With Charlotte by ThaInstaPrincess reviews
When Charlote FINNALLY makes a decision for herself how will it effect everyone else?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
Cold Water by RhondaStar reviews
A sad story set some years in the past, what happened between Clarisse & Joe. Based on films Chapter 16 up!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,820 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Sometimes Things Just Happen by RevSue reviews
Set between the movies, what happens when Clarisse experiences one of life's most embarrassing moments?
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Different Worlds by Lucretia Skelington reviews
They meet, finally! A comparison of Clarisse and Joseph before they met. Based on the movie. COMPLETE Rated to be safe. CLARISSEJOSEPH
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,379 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Complete
Old and Bold by Lucretia Skelington reviews
Clarisse plays footsie...and gets caught! Clarisse yanked harder and felt her garters start to give... Silly fun! Clarisse and Joseph
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
The Intern by YouAndMe27 reviews
A new young woman stands in the way of Clarisse and Joseph. Chapter Seven is up!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004
Five Days Til Christmas by RhondaStar reviews
A short, silly, festive diary piece based on the Clarisse & Joe from PD2.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 12/20/2004
Queen of My World by Swift-Dragon reviews
He felt himself sway and this wave of nausea washed over him. Soon he felt the cold ground and some warm liquid begin to pool beneath him.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004
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Joseph's Journal reviews
The journal of Joseph's life at the palace from 1972 up until god knows when.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 186,498 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/13/2005
Wasted Time reviews
In 2001, Crown Prince Philippe went smimming with his brother Pierre at the family's private beach, one month before his coronation. When he failed to return, he was assumed dead and his daughter took his place as Monarch.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,965 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Camp Renaldi reviews
Not everybody loves the end of year camping trip, for Joseph it's a complete nuisence. But could something happen this year that would make the trip worthwhile?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Clarisse R., Joe - Complete
Early Morning reviews
Two awkward conversations based on what is said, and what they really mean. Speech is represented with " " and thoughts are represented with ' ' R & R
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
The Broken Man reviews
Pierre writes a letter to his father about a hard time in his life. Infidelity assured . R & R!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete
Contemplation reviews
Joseph experiences being in her majesty's suite for the first time. ONE-SHOT
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Complete
A Royal Scandal 3: Married Life reviews
Finally, the long awaited trequel is here! How will Joseph and Clarisse handle married life together after her mother shows up for an unexpected visit? R & R
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,267 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/29/2005
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl reviews
Joseph's twin brother Dave comes to the palace and develops an interest in Joseph's new wife. Short silly-nonsense. postPD2
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Congratulations reviews
Clarisse is late and Joseph tells a lie. A look into four seperate years of their lives, starting with 1981 and ending with 2005.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Shock reviews
A ONESHOT C & J wedding night story. Clarisse is nervous about spending her first night with Joseph. R & R PLEASE.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Conception reviews
Joseph and Clarisse discuss the aftermath of an unlikely accident. ONESHOT R & R please!
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Active reviews
Clarisse recieves a visit from her gynecologist. What exactly has she been hiding? ONESHOT R & R please.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Duty and Failure reviews
Clarisse preaches to her country after the last descendant of the Renaldi bloodline passes away. Short ONESHOT, review please.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
Waiting for You reviews
Joseph contemplates his relationship with Clarisse. Set during the second movie before the wedding. ONESHOT. Rated T to be safe, R & R
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Heard It Through the Grapevine reviews
Clarisse's old friend helps her realise she's in love.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
In Death Do Us Part and Move On reviews
A little ONESHOT Rupert story. If he really was bad, wouldn't Joseph have done something about it?
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
Who died and made you Queen? reviews
Clarisse is upset about Rupert's sudden death and must pretend she's fine with it, but is she really? ONESHOT. R & R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Complete
Some People Never Learn reviews
As she is a great dispiser of meetings, Clarisse tries her best to encourage Joseph to skip it with her. Will she succeed? ONESHOT R & R!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
Wrong Impressions reviews
Okay, pretty much a response to the First Kiss challenge, but not quite romantic. Set only about three years after Clarisse meetsmarries Rupert.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Complete
Mistaken Identity reviews
Joseph isn't who he seems to be. No, it isn't a silly nonsense story R & R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Bad Stststutter reviews
Short silly nonsense about a man whom stutters very badly at inappropriate moments who comes to work at the palace. R & R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Complete
People Just Ain't No Good reviews
A sad postPD2 story about Joseph and Clarisse. I don't want to give it away, just read and then review.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Complete
It's Too Late reviews
What if Clarisse and Joseph didn't marry in PD2? One-shot. R & R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
A Fuse Too Far reviews
Many people think Rupert had a temper, but I say that surely Clarisse’d have to do something to set it off. Rated M for bloodshed and persistent violence.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
My Life With Clarisse reviews
Rupert recollects his life with Clarisse Rupert's P.O.V. ONESHOT. Review!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Don't Let Go reviews
Clarisse, Joseph, an earthbound airplane and one parachute. TWOSHOT R & R
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Trouble At 20,000 Feet reviews
Clarisse engages Joseph's help when she finds herself in a spot of trouble involving the airplane bathroom. ONESHOT R & R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Mi a Klumsi Gurl reviews
Mia's clumsiness takes its toll. Another Oneshot nonsense story. The summary says it all. REVIEW PLEASE!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Complete
The Long and Winding Road reviews
Clarisse must go through a series of stages in order to come to terms with the fact that she will never see again. COMPLETE!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Everybody Hates Nicholas reviews
Everybody plots against Nicholas. What do they want to do to him? Rated because of persistant violence. R&R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Complete
What's up with that? reviews
A slightly embarrassing day told from Clarisse's P.O.V. Another one of my oneshot nonsense stories.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Complete
A Royal Scandal 2: The Beginning reviews
After meeting for the first time, Clarisse and Joseph engage themselves in a relationship.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,236 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Well I never! reviews
Joseph and the boys from the security room play a game of I've Never. What happens when one of them asks something a little too personal? ONESHOT.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Complete
The Conversation reviews
Clarisse and Joseph discuss their relationship in the car on the way to Mia's wedding. OneShot.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
How Embarrassing reviews
Written from Joseph's POV: 3 years after PD2, Joseph takes some of Rupert's old pills and ends up in a real pickle. Rated R with good reason...R&R!
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Confessions of an Old Aged Former Queen reviews
Clarisse makes a video will around 20 years after her wedding to Joseph. Oneshot. R&R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Who is Prince Charming's father? reviews
Prince Charming starts questioning his mother on the whereabouts of his father. Rated to be safe. R&R.
Shrek - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Mia's Bad Morning reviews
Mia has a bad start to the morning when she decides to visit Grandmere too early... Based on book.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Complete
25 Seconds reviews
Clarisse and Joe have a big fight. What will become of their relationship? R&R. Rating guide makes no sense, so PG13 just incase.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
A Royal Scandal reviews
Clarisse's biggest secret has finally been uncovered by the media. What is the secret and how will she take it? COMPLETE! R&R PG13 just incase...
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2004 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
Deleted Scene? reviews
This is about something Clarisse knows about which Joseph doesn't know she knows about. A scene which I thought might have been appropriate for the second movie.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2004 - Complete
Man, I feel like a woman! reviews
Jessie asks James to make her a woman, but what exactly does she have in mind?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Complete
The return of ? reviews
Jessie runs into a very important somebody from her past and manipulates James into pretending he's her fiancee. R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Complete
There's Something About Jessie reviews
During a day at the beach, James discovers something about Jessie that she really shouldn't have.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Complete
The Cave reviews
Jessie and James, alone in a dark cave. As usual, no Meowth D.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
In your pants reviews
James turns Jessie down which causes her to have an unhealthy obsession with him
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2004 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Complete