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Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,637 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ultimate Uke Syndrome by rosesareblue reviews
If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 124,813 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,106 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/2/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Brightly Burning by Aishuu reviews
In a different world, Hikaru never steps into Touya Kouyo's salon. When he is fifteen, the Go world starts to take notice of a terrifying new insei with amazing strength...
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,401 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 6/17/2003
The UsThem Complex by jam2599 reviews
Everyone from Konoha High was successful. Well, everyone but Uzumaki Naruto. His only claim to fame was that he was the personal assistant of the hottest actor in Japan, a man named Sai. NarutoSai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 64,546 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Naruto U., Sai
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
Duplicity by anamariewrites reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,958 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Kakashi H.
A Lesson in Chemistry by leafygirl reviews
Sakura finds out that what she can learn in the safety of a chemistry lab doesn't always apply on a mission with Hatake Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,025 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 749 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Leap Frog by neeth reviews
A story about four very different individuals and the one man who decides to change their lives forever. “Where there are no winners or losers, just the prospect of oneups and setbacks.” [ItaNaru, Sasuke, Gaara, AU, slash]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,634 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
A Cupcake Tops Sasuke by desolate butterfly reviews
[drabble, crackfic] Sasuke thought that he would be able to top the innocent looking cupcake with its sweet sweet frosting. But he was so very wrong.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Working Girls by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruIno] Ino is on a mission when Naruto screws things up for her. So it's only fair that she get to dress him up in her clothes and send him out to seduce the target in her stead, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Drabble Funk by Letta reviews
Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,793 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 1/11/2006
Tea Ceremony by desolate butterfly reviews
[A NaruHina ficlet] Hinata makes tea, because that is the best thing she can offer him right now.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
An Indecent Proposal by desolate butterfly reviews
[crackfic, NaruHinaIta threesome] Naruto and Hinata bring Itachi back from the dark side with their healing power of love!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Shinobi's Guide to Puberty by desolate butterfly reviews
[NarutoGaara pairing] The Kazekage has a problem and Naruto is called in to solve it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breakdancing Butterfly by sempaiko reviews
“W-wait a minute...Jin, what do you mean real priest?” Fuu followed Jin's gaze and stared at the vagrant. This was not happening. She did not just marry Mugen! (Mugen x Fuu XD) Post series!
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,435 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 3/14/2005
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 464 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Crushed First by peroxidepest17 reviews
CRACK fic: Jiraiya hates that creepy bastard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2005
Lessons in How to Make a Bishounen Snap by Aishuu reviews
Touya Akira has decided to take a stab at ordinary life - by continuing his education. However, high school isn't going to be any easier than junior high - for a whole NEW set of reasons... and his Go skills won't help him this time. [COMPLETE]
Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,736 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/23/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Complete
It's a Thankless Job by Geno Calamari reviews
Life is rarely ever what you imagine when you're thirteen. Hinata One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Complete
Wrath of the White Eyed Snow Fox by Kruffien reviews
Vengeance is a dish best served cold; Completed; Reviews pls.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Complete
The Importance of Being Straight-Forward by Nagyra reviews
Kaede Rukawa finally decided to confess his true feelings to his "supposed" rival, Hanamichi Sakuragi. Mitsui and Miyagi, though, insists he do it with a little more style. It began with the flowers, and then it just got worse.
Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2001