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Oh my... they just gave me a whole blank page to write about myself... Hm well I'm usually quite talkative, but apparantly my brain has taken a vacation. Well I've been a fanfic ghost for a year and I finally decided to make an account. I am a HUGE stickler for grammar so I've always wanted to be a beta although I'm not sure how to go about doing that. Fun Fact Time! I'm pretty young and I am an avid reader. I love roller coasters, koalas, and Golden Oreos. That's about all any person needs to know about me!

I rate fanfiction based on plot, character development, use of imagery, ideas, and spelling/grammar errors on a scale from 1 to 10. The scale goes:

Any rating of 10.25 or higher- You sir or madam are the veritable GOD of fanfiction. Thank you for the gift bestowed upon me with your writing. I implore you to continue to bless others with your talent and expertise. Favorited...twice

10- Holy F*ck Nuggets this story is Amazing! I would read it a million times if I could! Favorited

9- Wow, Kickass Job!

8- This is pretty spectacular.

7- Huh, pretty good.

6- Uhh...I've read better but not horrible.

5- This definitely still needs some work.

4- Get your sh*t together!

3- Just plain BAD!

2- This is literally one of the most terrible fanfics I've ever read

1- I had to disinfect my eyes with bleach after reading this horrendous TRASH! Throw your computer out a window and never write AGAIN!

So some of these ratings may seem a little harsh but I am not one to "sugar-coat." *I rate only in my opinion and I don't mean to offend anybody. I am just being honest.

UPDATE

I will employ a new rating system for one-shots, fluff, drabbles, and short fics of 10 chapters or less. Graded on a scale of 1 to 5 based on smuttiness/adorableness,use of imagery, uniqueness of ideas or concepts, and spelling/grammar errors. The scale goes:

Any rating of 5.25 or higher - You sir or madam are the veritable GOD of fanfiction. Thank you for the gift bestowed upon me with your writing. I implore you to continue to bless others with your talent and expertise. Favorited...twice

5- Sweet sassy molassy! Keep doing what you're doing because this was GREAT! Favorited

4- Christ on a cracker this was good!

3- This was...okay-ish.

2- Umm, go back to the drawing board honey because this is not acceptable!

1- Ew, ew, just get out! You are a disgrace!

*I rate only in my opinion and I don't mean to offend anybody I am just being honest. The wording of the ratings is meant to be a joke.

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Alex in Wonderland by VampireMassacre reviews
What if Alice were a black haired, green-eyed, boy! And, to top it off, a traumatized one. He's just made a new friend, who seems to be gay, and then he falls into WONDERLAND? And everyone there seems to want to molest him. YAOI boyxboy *edit* This story is 13 years old and it reflects it!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 138,267 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/3/2023 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Complete
Enemy Mine by alexanya07 reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other. Can being forced to spend one HOT Spring Break together change all of that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 210,300 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 3/18/2016 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Code SP by gingeringfigs reviews
So, apparently there's a tradition of a prank war between the faculties of SFIT and poor Tadashi gets the brunt of a misaimed prank. He's so screwed. Both metaphorically and literally.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Hiro Hamada, Tadashi Hamada - Complete
The Critiquer by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Harry submits a photo of his most-prized bodily part to a renowned "critiquer", he gets a terrible review. Determined to improve, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully increase his rating. Quite a lot of mature content in here, due to the subject matter, as one would suppose. LOL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Primeval by Xaphrin reviews
The beast has branded Raven for its mate, but she refuses to believe that he can claim her. Can Beast Boy convince her that she is the one to satiate him? Or will reason rule over love?
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 64,264 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Beast Boy, Raven] - Complete
Seasons Change by Hitome-Chan reviews
Percy Jackson had gleaned a couple of things from the return of Nico di Angelo in his life: One, everything is better when you're drunk. Two: cigarettes taste bad but could be worse. Three: he might possibly be the teeniest-tiniest bit unequivocally gay.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,169 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
An Issue of Consequence by faithwood reviews
Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,854 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Invisible Man by faithwood reviews
Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Walk in the park by spoodle monkey reviews
DANNYDASH SLASH! Dash comes to Danny's rescue late at night, but are they ready for the events that they find themselves swept up in afterwards? RATING NOW M
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,438 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
Tug-O-Want by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is back at Hogwarts minding his own business when he finds himself magically drawn to Draco Malfoy. Over and over again. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN BECAUSE I LIKE IT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,271 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 248 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Safe in Harbor by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle is struggling, two years after losing the love of his life. His best friend sends him on a tropical vacation with strict instructions to cut loose, but Carlisle can't seem to let himself relax. Enter Edward, a fun-loving college student who has an appreciation for sexy older men...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,942 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Will you Drive My Sleigh Tonight? by Layne Faire reviews
For months, he'd watched him at the Laundromat, never figuring out how to start a conversation. The last thing he'd have expected was a pair of Santa boxer shorts would be all it'd take to break the ice. Slashy fluff and Christmas innuendo. Continued randomly, when the boys have something new to share.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,440 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Complete
Where the Road Leads You by CherBella reviews
Jasper prefers living the life of a gypsy, traveling from town to town, nothing and no one to tie him down. When he finds himself drawn to Seattle he finds more than he ever expected. This is a SLASH fic, An entry for the 2010 In the Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
What Happens in New York by sadtomato reviews
Two years after their adventures in Zurich, Edward and Bella travel to New York for a steamy long weekend with Emmett. Part Three of the What Happens In... series. M/M/F threesome. Collab with MyLifeandHis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,687 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Yours by shadowdweller25 reviews
After seeing Sam flirt with Danny all day, Dash takes Danny to his house. Slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,359 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
St Andrew's Place by Lipsmacked reviews
Bella moves to Los Angeles to start a new life with Rose, Alice and Leah. Friends becomes lovers and all that good stuff. Femslash. BxLxRxA eventually BxL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,494 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 162 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bella, Leah - Complete
Comfortable by LyricalKris reviews
Jasper Whitlock never thought to question his sexuality. He probably should have. Well - no time like the present. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 30,997 - Reviews: 2041 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Jasper - Complete
On the Edge by sadtomato reviews
From the Twilight Kink Fest! Prompt: Riley/Jasper - give me edging, orgasm denial. I want to see desperate Riley, preferably in a cock ring... Contains pretty filthy PWP slash. Edging and orgasm denial, but in a playful way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
What Happened in Chicago by sadtomato reviews
Emmett is a sexy foreign exchange student. Edward is a horny American teen. What Happened in Chicago? Prequel to What Happens in Zurich - please read it first! SLASH. Collab with MyLifeandHis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,086 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4693 - Favs: 9,063 - Follows: 4,714 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
A Little Tied Up by Fr333bird reviews
Draco gets on the wrong side of Blaise but Harry is in the right place at the right time to help him out. Contains VERY explicit adult content and slash, mild bondage, fluff. Main pairing Draco/Harry with a tiny bit of Draco/Blaise early in chapter 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,170 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Taking Care of Daddy by Jasward Bound reviews
Peter is a high powered ad exec with killer job and a hot temper. Jasper is his twink boyfriend with a habit of forgetting things and a hot caboose. This is what happened one night when sparks flew. Entry for "Pimp My Bunnies" contest. AU/AH M/M slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Peter, Jasper - Complete
What Happens In Zurich by sadtomato reviews
While backpacking through Europe, Edward takes Bella to Zurich to visit his old friend, Emmett. With Bella's encouragement, the boys relive some exciting memories... and make new ones. M/M/F threesome! Collab with SingleStrand.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Simple Physics by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Friction—the rubbing together of two objects, or the effort expended in moving one object over another with pressure," said Tucker. Dash considered this. "So friction is like…sex?" Dash/Tucker, SLASH; Fast porn, slow romance.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,093 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Tucker F., Dash B.
Beyond the Gaze of a Boy by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Who would've thought a pool, a few friends, and a game of chicken could change everything?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 249 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 2,646 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5730 - Favs: 3,110 - Follows: 3,529 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 4,373 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Fall Out of Love by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 343 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 2,500 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7855 - Favs: 10,142 - Follows: 2,936 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 3,587 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Too Many Potters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Weasley Twins throw a party to celebrate the creation of a new potion. This is so AU it's not even funny. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,961 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 232 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3979 - Favs: 5,994 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Grebnaxlorg by BlatantPseudonym reviews
Starfire and Raven Lime story. Extremely weird at points.Starfire has a problem unique to Tamaranian women, and can only entrust Raven with the details. Raven must either help her friend with this distasteful duty, or Starfire must leave Earth!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,175 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete