![]() Oh my... they just gave me a whole blank page to write about myself... Hm well I'm usually quite talkative, but apparantly my brain has taken a vacation. Well I've been a fanfic ghost for a year and I finally decided to make an account. I am a HUGE stickler for grammar so I've always wanted to be a beta although I'm not sure how to go about doing that. Fun Fact Time! I'm pretty young and I am an avid reader. I love roller coasters, koalas, and Golden Oreos. That's about all any person needs to know about me! I rate fanfiction based on plot, character development, use of imagery, ideas, and spelling/grammar errors on a scale from 1 to 10. The scale goes: Any rating of 10.25 or higher- You sir or madam are the veritable GOD of fanfiction. Thank you for the gift bestowed upon me with your writing. I implore you to continue to bless others with your talent and expertise. Favorited...twice 10- Holy F*ck Nuggets this story is Amazing! I would read it a million times if I could! Favorited 9- Wow, Kickass Job! 8- This is pretty spectacular. 7- Huh, pretty good. 6- Uhh...I've read better but not horrible. 5- This definitely still needs some work. 4- Get your sh*t together! 3- Just plain BAD! 2- This is literally one of the most terrible fanfics I've ever read 1- I had to disinfect my eyes with bleach after reading this horrendous TRASH! Throw your computer out a window and never write AGAIN! So some of these ratings may seem a little harsh but I am not one to "sugar-coat." *I rate only in my opinion and I don't mean to offend anybody. I am just being honest. UPDATE I will employ a new rating system for one-shots, fluff, drabbles, and short fics of 10 chapters or less. Graded on a scale of 1 to 5 based on smuttiness/adorableness,use of imagery, uniqueness of ideas or concepts, and spelling/grammar errors. The scale goes: Any rating of 5.25 or higher - You sir or madam are the veritable GOD of fanfiction. Thank you for the gift bestowed upon me with your writing. I implore you to continue to bless others with your talent and expertise. Favorited...twice 5- Sweet sassy molassy! Keep doing what you're doing because this was GREAT! Favorited 4- Christ on a cracker this was good! 3- This was...okay-ish. 2- Umm, go back to the drawing board honey because this is not acceptable! 1- Ew, ew, just get out! You are a disgrace! *I rate only in my opinion and I don't mean to offend anybody I am just being honest. The wording of the ratings is meant to be a joke. |