Author has written 28 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Inuyasha, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Yu Yu Hakusho, Twilight, and Black Jewels Trilogy.
There used to be an author, and she called herself Sunstar Kitsune.
But Momonster is here, risen from the Fox’s shallow grave.
Momonster is terribly obsessed with FFVII.
She’s got a Laptop, a beta whom is awesomer than awesome, other Authors at her back, and characters to torture.
Welcome…to the land of the Momonster
“Duh,” Yuffie butted in, “you're her only kid. She's got no choice but to adore you. Until you make pretty babies with me, of course. I was thinking that while you might not be banging me for obvious reasons, I wanna have your spermies. Can I?”
“Thank Holy I wasn't driving when you said that.” Zack turned back around, suddenly uncomfortable at being pinned down by the seatbelt. “No spermies, no eggies and I am not allowing you to take one of my testies. Nothing with an 'ies'. They're dangerous. Now, why don't you go eat your candies?” Zack stuck his tongue out as a few of the people in the car snickered.
Quotes that make me Joygasm
"Everything you've said is fuel on your furneral pyre. So then, I think I'll begin...by burning out your tongue!" Roy Mustang; Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Episode 53, Flame of Vengence
"Keep your eyes on me Envy; our conversation is the only one that should concern you. It's kind of interesting how quickly the tongue can be rendered into a bubbling grease. It's suprising how easy it burns, isn't it?" Roy Mustang; Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Episode 53, Flame of Vengence
"What's it like having the fluid inside of your eyes boil? I'd imagine it might sting a little." Roy Mustang; Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Episode 53, Flame of Vengence
I'm not Crazy, I'm psychotic. There is a difference.
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again.
A good friend will keep you secrets when you ask them too. A true friend will keep their mouths shut without you asking them.
A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duck tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time.
I'm awesome. Agree or die.
You! Off my planet!
How do I set my laser printer to stun?
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
With friends like these, I hope my enemies have a spare bedroom.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
This is not something to be tossed away lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.
I'm a nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, that makes me perfect.
I get plenty of exercise: jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.
EXCUSE ME!! I have PMS and a gun...You were saying?
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Keep smiling. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
When life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the eyes of your enemies.
I don't fight with idiots; they bring me to their level then beat me with experience.
What?? Is it so wrong to be attracted to the guys who wants to destroy mankind?!
Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some people just abuse the privilege.
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity, I think you crossed the line a few miles back.
Roses are red, violets are black, please go to hell, and never come back.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall out of a window...I laugh. Harder.
I'd explain it to you, but you're brains would explode.
I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My reality check bounced.
Heaven won't take me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.
"Most women complain that there are no single straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human." Anita - Circus of the Damned
"The vampires call me the Executioner, but they call Edward Death. After all, I'd never used a flamethrower on them." Anita Blake
Anita: "You irritating son of a bitch." Jean-Claude: "Ah, ma petite, how can I resist you when you whisper such sweet endearments to me?"
"I'm your bodyguard. If you die under my protection the other bodyguards will make fun of me." Edward to Anita
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop." - Anita Blake
"I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who says I have no self-control?" - Anita Blake
I never forgave anyone for anything. A character flaw to be sure, but hell, everyone's got to have one.
Once you get me angry, I usually stay there. I enjoy my anger, it's the only hobby I have.
Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate your sense of humor.
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
I'm out of bed and dressed! What more do you want?
I'm out of my mind. Please leave a message.
People say I've lost my mind. I haven't - I saved it on a back-up disk!...Somewhere.
I've been given sugar! Use this time to prepare for the end of the world!
Admit nothing, deny everything, demand proof - then blame a Private.
The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.
Don't stand, if you can sit - don't sit, if you can lay down - if you can lay down, you might as well take a nap. - Murphy's Law
Forgive your enemies but never, never forget their names.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Keep your friends close, keep your enemies tied up with fishing wire in your basement.
If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Consciousness - that annoying time between naps.
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
I reject your reality and substitute my own.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
God must love stupid people, he's just made so many.
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
'There is nothing as irrational, dangerous and illogical as an Uchiha in denial'.
Can you switch gears, or are you stuck on stupid?
Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Life isn't passing me by. It's trying to run me over.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage-
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. And also, point of reference, the Greeks and Romans accepted Homosexuality. Their cultures did not 'die out' due to this. Why is it that the 'modern world' is so far behind those that lived thousands of years ago?
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile
Stop the Pairing Wars!
By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them.
You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall paste this in your profile.
RACISM IS WRONG! Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image - five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it.
If you are against racism, copy this message.
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
Repost this if you agree with it.
May God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things that I can,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people that I killed because they pissed me off.
I have it in my head, that instead of doing awesomely stellar ridiculously long epic stories...I'ma make things easier on my brain, and start a one-shot-I-wish-they-were-one-shots Series. :)
…The plunnies attacked with this one, but instead of usually turning and running while screaming for the hills, instead I grabbed one and sat on it. (lol)
The uber rabid plunny turned around and bit my ass. :3
Sooos, ima not lettin’ go. Nuh-uh, nooo. XD
Plus, My beta loves this one.
My…awesomely uber scarrrryy Beta Evy Princess really really likes this one.
Even if the plunny didn’t have a chunk of flesh, I wouldn’t let go o’ it. Evy scary Beta with Roos’ Whip. (Shudder)
Sssoooo, introducing, Muse!
Muse, and you’ll realize the name’s significance later, so far has over twenty planned one-shots, all which will be extra long, dunno just how long, but long, with a few two shot and three shots thrown in, just ‘cause. grin
The first few chapters are in Zackary Fair’s POV, and any changes made to the characters are purely for my own enjoyment.
Why? Cause MUSE IS MY WORLD! YOU NO LIKIE? GET YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE.
Or, as my darling Evy said: "They gave me a sandbox. A place with sand. I'm just building my own world, so deal."
I have a problem with Lifejournal
As in; it changed when I wasn't looking and now I have no clue how it works. None at all.
So I just put it here.
And as a PROUD member of the STRIFEHART KINK MEME I am happy to FINALLY put the prompts I've replied too HERE.
Prolouge and Chapter 1 posted not sure how long it will get, but no more than five chapters, surely.
MORE TO COME
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