St. GIGA
 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Death Note. So yeah, it is now 2024... Where to begin: Age: 22 Assigned gender at birth: Intersex (as a result of having inexplicable B-cups from when I was 9, and I'm not heavyset nor ever was, AND I have epispadias.) Political Party: Democrat but more left to an extreme that allowed me to read the Communist!Harry fic with a straight face back when I liked Harry Potter works more. Relationship Status: "Forever Alone" (for many reasons). Likelihood of being put in a position of responsibility: It would take a miracle, which happened. Attention Span: Hard to say. Friends: Yes! Honesty: Always! Furry: Yes. Otaku: Yes. Otherkin: Yes. Brony: Yes. Pega/Ali/Uni/Pony/BronySister: No. Plural: Yes. Patronus: Tigress (female tiger) on a Male beta account. House: Slytherin. Ilvermony House: Thunderbird. PoGO team: Team Valor. Nationality: Mostly Armenian and Italian but with British-originating Surname (but I'm more Irish than British) and rest of me is scattered European DNA. (White) Language: English with large vocabulary and a smidge more diversity when drama is needed to spice a chat up. Autistic: Yes. Pokemon Nature: Quirky is the obvious answer. Fursona: Shiny Mew. Ponysona: Rainbow Dash (from Emma Essex's "Rainbow Dash Likes Girls"). OS Choice: Linux and Android for the win! Country: USA. Desired Country: Canada. US State: California, luckily. Timezone: GMT -8 Favorite Pokemon Gen: I want to say Unova because of the story and characters and music but I do wish for more features. Alola is nice but also small and I like the features from all. Johto is nice. Sword and Shield were definitely awful. The only part of Scarlet and Violet I liked was the music and Penny. Newer Gens with nonbinary representation will be played. Favorite Pokemon Region: Spaceworld 97 "Nihon" region that includes Johto, Kanto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, and any other fan or spinoff region that is Japanese (Rijon and Naljo... and whatever else fits the map, I am looking at you.) This idea was basically realized in Pokemon Gold 97 Reforged. Its region's name is even Nihon!!!! Yay for predicting the future!!!!! Favorite Pokemon Game Made By Fans: Pokemon Crystal Clear 1.3b Favorite Game Company: Nintendo if they actually were good to fans like Sega is. Favorite Song: IDK, I have quirky tastes, but I've done chiptunes before. I wrote an original chiptune recently (gotta reupload it and much of my works though due to broken settings.) However you could say that Sophie Fay's FamiCommodore is my favorite given that I've covered it more than most chiptuners have, including for the 48yo Fairchild Channel F. People told me "dear Christ" when I talked about doing it. And then I did it anyways for fun and because it had to be done. Favorite Movie: Back to the Future. Favorite Fanfic: Ashes of the Past for Pokemon, Life Note for Death Note, and for Harry Potter, I assume it would be Reverse or Distaff side or HP Reads The Multiverse. I'm down for any nonbinary HP or Tonks fics, but I don't really care about HP anymore because of JK Rowling being a TERF, but her expulsion from the film special was satisfying. Favorite Harry Potter Pairings (back when I read Harry Potter Fanfic before J.K. Rowling started publicly spreading TERF ideas): H/HR (usual favorite after too many H/G fics), HP/DM (My guilty pleasure fics that are more mainstream) H/Hr/L (oh this classic), H/Hr/DG (Sinyk pulled this off), RW/LB (works better than R/Hr or RW/PP) and TMR/BL, TL/VW) Gender: Trans-NonBinary (identifies as poly*) (Pre-Everything, and actually can't do hormone therapy due to hereditary issues). Orientation: Poly* Attraction: Poly* Polyamorous: Yes. Religion: Atheist/Agnostic, Jedi if I am able to register as one (some folks in the U.K. actually did in enough numbers to outnumber people of Jewish faith 2 census years in a row.) Religion on Deathbed: Pentecostal Christian. Hobbies: Anything geeky or nerdy and techlike or tinkery. Favorite Sport to Play: Swimming. Least Favorite Sport to Watch: American Football. Least Favorite Sports That I Myself Was Roped Into: Ball sports. Favorite color: Pantone 354/Accent Green, RGB 0, 128, 0 Traits: Neurodiverse (Autism, ADHD, Anxiety, OCD, PTSD, NOS-PD, schizophrenia, and plurality), Intersex, Nonbinary, all 3 forms of heterochromia, and more. Pronouns: They/Them, or my shorthand for it. I tend to be a person who is such a perfectionist that switches between things at points. My birthday is May 30th. My least favorite color is yellow. I don't really want pets, but it's important to note that on Pottermore my animal of choice was a black cat, my Patronus was a female tiger (tigress), and my fursona is a feline (shiny Mew) Pokemorph. I don't hate dogs. I personally would rather have no kids or pets. I ain't afraid to express my Jedi worship on forms. (Even though I'm more of an atheist, and me writing Jedi is designed to express my atheism while having some geeky fun!) I am a Gemini for my star sign, and my Chinese horoscope is The Year Of The Horse. (Yes, there actually IS a Han character for 2 horses.) My birthstone is an emerald (I love the color too, and the Pokemon game). Role Model: The protagonist of the book "Symptoms of Being Human". Fave anime: Saiki K. Fave manga: Various Doujinshis... Fave Drink: Surge Zero Sugar and SoBe Green Tea Elixir, both evidently gone. These days: Mountain Dew Zero Sugar, non-fructose Dr. Pepper and Cola. Fave Dessert: Persimmon Cookies... Fave Food: Hmmmmm...there is a lot of food I enjoy But mostly, comfort food, I guess! Fave storybook: Aesop's Fables Fave stuff to do: Technology and most especially anime and writing music and listening to it (I am actually a creator of MANY types of things!) Fav all-time female actress/singer: Lady Gaga. Fav Reality Shows: Undercover Boss. Okay now ten facts about you... annnnnnnd go! 1. I can't drive. I don't have the balance for it but I secretly want to own a DeLorean. 2. I am far too obsessed with (fan) fiction. 3. I am a cat person; and my fursona and Patronus are both feline. 4. I don't bat for any singular team. I don't give a crap about what's in your pants and I don't mind sharing the love. Just don't call me a dude, okay. (And don't call me female terms either.) 5. I really don't want to be a parent. I can't manage myself, let alone another, much less others. 6. I'm scared to be alone. 7. I talk to myself so I don't forget stuff. 8. I am a quietly brave person who wants to change the world. 9. I hate math yet am going into technology. 10. I find humanity baffling at times. And that was ten facts about me. When I first made the Harry Potter story and the account, I had a good deal of freedom and a whole heap of other easier endeavors to work with that ended up on DeviantArt or Thingiverse at the time (now my 3D art resides on Cults3D too), plus I was into the addictive world of Valve games that were impossible to play for me because my gaming PC died and all my other computers then will not handle things like that. (I got a new machine in May 2020 for my 18th birthday!) I had actually tried to update at some point shortly after my last post, but due to the fact that I had some temporary issues with being able to express myself as a Harry Potter fan immediately after I was literally afraid to release it especially as it had a really long author's note and I lost motivation once I got artistic. Thus, it still sits on my hard disk on another PC waiting for me to dig it out and get it up. I also sort of lost motivation partly because I had another story idea involving a fanfic of fanfic crossover similar to Harry Reads the Multiverse that I realized would not work because it literally was written in a hackneyed fashion. Now in 2019, knowing that J.K. Rowling is a Trans-Exclusionary (Radical) Feminist is sad enough to make me lose interest in the Harry Potter fandom to some degree that even Film!Crabbe's actor's drug habit could not. I had a ton of ideas for a Pokemon and Matrix crossover involving Harry Potter and an Animal Crossing plus Pokemon crossover series where AC animals replaced humans and Pokemon replaced normal animals and everyone ate bugs, fish, or plants. I gave up those ideas because Pokemon had a good run back in Gen 7 and before Go went mainstream and Game Freak showed the world that they legitimately could not deliver on the quality of the Switch versions. I did get back into anime and have successfully tolerated most of Death Note. I find myself wanting to do a self insert fic for it but NOT as an OC. I am torn between being a good Light Yagami who follows the rules of law and does not affect Japanese criminals due to Japan's 99 percent conviction rate, while also being lax on criminals from marginalized backgrounds (because I'm a progressive and I despise people who harm marginalized groups). My favorite idea is a Saiki K self insert where I am reincarnated as Saiki and I actually take advantage of the situation, and this fic would continue from season 1 since that is the end of current dub (Netflix's season 4 is also possible to use). As Saiki I could literally fix everything (I wrote some of such a fic back a bit ago). Now a Matrix X-Over would be nice if I could throw in a 4th wall joke. Also expect my stories to explore as much worldbuilding as I can think of if I actually write stuff. Now about me, just to recap, I am 21, I live in California, and I am able to be found online if one weeds out the search results that reference Nintendo-related defunct Japanese vaporwave radio stations. Note that I will likely be infrequent or still on hiatus until I am 100 percent free of (academic) stress. When I used to read fanfiction, it was always a Harry Potter fic. I have since in essence not found any good fandoms on this. And if you want GSRD (LGBTQIAplus) or Neurodiverse works, add another level of not finding anything. Even amongst the gaming scenes I am still in, I am quite inactive, and even in many other scenes I am still inactive because things happen, and in my real life I am also kind of just negative and empty. I once heard on someone's profile a decent amount of years ago that a happy person will read sad fanfictions and a sad person will read happy fanfictions. If I could draw I would make art, videos, webcomics, and the like. Sadly, I have a slow typing speed, sloppy writing caused by dysgraphia, a voice that in general is its own melodrama, and no singing ability, plus limited expression and freedom, along with a tendency for nothing I say to make sense. I also tend to ramble. If I could truly edit video like I envision in my head (a skill I do kinda have but cannot express because of crap hardware and even my old PC had too small of a drive), I would have enough in my mind to get to the top. If I could retain music knowledge and be able to write even more decent music and also use the software, I would be better than I somewhat am (a person who makes SoundFonts not entirely at the godly or bad end of the spectrum) If I knew how to do 3D or 2D art from scratch in spite of dysgraphia I could do more than I do at the time of writing. This is my bottleneck. So many ideas that never get expressed, and nobody understanding me when I interact. Right now I see myself gazing at an empty room. I have so many ideas except when I need them most and I am actually in a position where I can use them. I get praise from some, and others will accept, but then someone in my life with authority will put uncaring words in that person's mouth and keep me from sharing. If anyone has not guessed from my openness, I am a supporter of open source but I do not exclude stuff that is not. I am also a preservationist. So again, I am sorry, but it is highly unlikely I will post for a while. I need new fandoms, so if you can find me a fandom which could relate to me then I ask that you message me and I will get the notification the next time I check my email on mobile when signing up for some site and then loading the message interface on some desktop at the worst case, and if things are better, I might actually get enough time to post something. For all who had nice reviews, thank you for putting up with my life. For the one who said I bit off more than I could chew, you are somewhat correct. Getting bogged down on the other non-written projects was not my intent, but considering academics were and still are breathing down my neck I was already working on borrowed time and enriching a plot bunny was too labor intensive and too menial to do on that type of schedule. Also, Discord took up most of my time and in general is what I am able to do because I do not have a working word processor that isn't Pages, and for eons I did not have a non-phone device that is not a janky piece of junk. As of my 22nd birthday, that is now temporarily the case again. So it is with a heavy heart that I apologize for my 5 year hiatus, and I apologize if in finding me on Reddit that you found anything there cringy. My Reddit is heavily hot off the press and informal, and I do not use throwaways. To anyone who enjoyed my setup, I promise that one day I will find interest once the Harry Potter series gets a nice gift and I get enough time if I remember to do a story. I myself have since started to read briefer stories that I never would have read back when I made this. Regarding my shorthand for "they/them" , I coined it while on a Camping trip with no internet, a limited battery, and a Unicode character picker app. I fooled around with characters until I found. Ironically when you read the text in UTF16LE text encoding under N64 executable wordswapping (swap every 2 bytes, though given how byte order works a simple byteswap...), you get a hexadecimal value of $df337A1D, which can be read in hexspeak hacker speak as "defeat AIDS", which is a happy accident, as is the fact that the first character ("th") is it's own International Phonetic Alphabet symbol (formally known as theta in the Unicode standard), while the second character is the physics expression "A over M", which is used for things like mass over acceleration. With these, one can make something like the rhetorical physics equation question "What is the theta of A over M?" as a clever way to express "they/them" and the message about defeating AIDS too. Anyhow, I tend to accidentally do interesting things when bored with limited resources. Such as putting 3 SoundFont makers in the same Discord server and a month later a soundbank with full Roland SC-8850 support is made when a month before my posts there was only incomplete SC-88Pro support just recently jumping off SC-88. Up until recently, it was a project between 2 people in completely different areas who planned on a 5 year project to do way beyond even the formerly hard Yamaha XG coverage and beyond. All because I put two users (one of whom never used Discord) in a server I only joined to repost my 4GiB SoundFont due to my Mega account derping. And I made that bank at 15 on a school computer using thumb drives in a janky way. All because I wanted a universal SoundFont to make MIDI files better. I was readily unprepared for the scope of this project, but it worked. And I don't really even know music theory to be honest. And somehow I've given back to the SoundFont community despite that. The lengths I go to... Anyhow, I enjoy helping people! And yes, I am serious. Best Regards, St. GIGA "I'm here, I'm glad you're there." Now for some things: A List of Stereotypes For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just can it and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm EMO, so I MUST mar my wrists. I'm ANOREXIC, so I MUST hate heavyset people. I'm a POC (person of color) so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be silly. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (Like NO, and I will never date ANYONE with an STD!) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm an LGBTQIAplus RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell. I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think LGBTQIAplus people should go to Hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (I am both.) I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST have something up with me. (Maybe just a little, but in a good way- like Mew). I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be an escort. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be promiscuous. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking escort. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR VIBRANT COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO theater & ART, so I MUST be LGBTQIAplus. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a zealous political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be an escort. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be promiscuous. I'm UKRAINIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Ukrainians roll. (Bandwagon updated.) I'm GERMAN, so I must be a N@z. I hang out with GAY PEOPLE, so I must be GAY TOO (In my case BOTH are correct!) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or different. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be heavyset. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate LGBTQIAplus people. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe "JESUS WUZ A BROTHA." I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm NOT BLACK and I have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a coward. I support LGBTQIAplus RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be off the wall. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (It's only because I have thick hair). I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER ESCORT, So I MUST be an escort myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. (Safety, people, safety.) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I draw ANIME so I MUST be perverted. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a persistent, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I can in fact defend myself.) I am AMERICAN so I MUST be heavyset, loud-mouthed, and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. ?I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.? I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be silly. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (I like tea- that is all. I AM British though.) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (I am a little bit of a tree hugging hippy!) I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cybersex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (!!!!!!!!) I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan (Like, what?) I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (Once again, what the Hell???) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I ONLY agree with my government when progressives are able to do SOMETHING!) I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Twokinds and El Goonish Shive are very dynamic comics.) I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Yeah well okay- this one is not that far off...) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I hate pedantry...) I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST not be smart. (I am strong but am smart, seeing as I am cybersecurity certified.) I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around (I respect boundaries.) I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I'm having life problems at the moment :'( I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (No thanks!) I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless loner. I DRINK, so I MUST have no life. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue. I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob. I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (I tend to be the life of parties I am at.) I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. (I am not racist.) I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie. (I'm a hippie, that's all, albeit a nonbinary hippy, but I do have my hair on the longer side.) I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (Yes on all 3 counts.) I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports. (No, just no, no, no.) I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (2018 me potentially would have said that. Every girl was faster than me.) I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends. I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work. I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame. I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene. I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self-respect. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (I'm a feminist but otherwise the rest of the statement isn't true!) I'm NONBINARY, so I MUST be following fads of some sort. I'm PANSEXUAL, so I MUST be attracted to cookware (NO!) I DON'T consent to male terms being used on me, so I MUST be misandrist. (NOPE!) (It's a bit hard to answer the bandwagon above as an enby, but I digress.) More fun: How to Tell if You're a Writer Reasons why gxrls are good (even though I am no longer and never technically was a boy or girl, and I don't necessarily think all guys are bad, and I certainly do not find nonbinary people bad.) 1.We got off the Titanic first! 2. We get to flirt with systems support people who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our bxyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching hir butt. 17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 18. If we're silly, some people will find it cute. 19. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 20. We can talk to men and nonbinary people without having to picture them naked. 21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look silly. 22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 24. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much Dormitory: Dirty room. Astronomer: Moon starer. George Bush: He bugs Gore. The eyes: They see. Slot machine: Cash lost in me. Desperation: A rope ends it. Presbyterian: Best in prayer. Election results: Lies! Let's recount. Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's. Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one. Mother In Law: Woman Hitler. The Morse Code: Here come dots. A decimal point: I'm a dot in place. Bxys say that in everything they do, they can kick a gxrl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl or nonbinary person who kicks the bxys' butts so bad they cry like gxrls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, Vera A, St. GIGA (I'm nonbinary but I say I'm a girl on games because I was in 2018, though I was closeted and GNC too.) For me, odd is a loose term. Odd is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Odd is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Odd is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Odd is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Odd is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Odd is when stare at the ceiling for three hours thinking of what to put in the next chapter of your fanfiction and then forget what book it's based on. If you're not normal, copy this onto your profile and add something odd you've done to the list! My ceiling is white. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Chocolate tastes good. People call me wack, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Often only neurodiverse people can understand the brilliance of not-normal things. If you are neurodiverse and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are not-normal, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. My best friend is neurodiverse, if you agree or if you have a neurodiverse friend then copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are quirky... copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/bark at a character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have a secret that nobody knows, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, not-normal, random, or anything similar, post this on your profile. If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really silly, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you know the meaning of the word "penultimate", copy and paste this into your profile. If you're often confused for a shy and quiet person (but definitely aren't), copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile. If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head... copy/paste this into your profile. If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, post this onto your profile. If you run into inanimate objects... and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a long laughing fest for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet, copy and paste this into your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorphs version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family etc. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are Homo sapiens, put this in your profile. If you know more than 3 programming languages, put this in your profile. If you've ever done the evil laugh, copy this into your profile. If you've ever started singing in a silent room, copy this into your profile. PONDER THIS: Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? To keep it sealed for reasons that should not have to be said. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over. Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me. Excuse me... have you seen my "typicality"?... I think I lost it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to vent. I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Being "weird" is like being "normal", only better. I see regular people! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. One day, I will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I don't suffer from neurodiversity, I enjoy every minute of it I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. They hate that. Silence is golden and duct tape is silver. When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned with dish soap. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. I've got ADHD and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have! I'm not about to huff them. Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be silly... because well-behaved gxrls never made history. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, they hate that. Your feffadoodlery is making headspace leery. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, hie took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me? It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is - why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Or four if even THAT does not work.) I'm so gangster, I carry a Super Soaker. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven't used enough! There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"... I ran with scissors, and lived! Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world: ones that can count and ones that can't count. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends, for I may not return alive. I'm not afraid of Death. What's it gonna do, kill me? Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a 3D printed Big Ben plus Eiffel Tower plus London Great Fire Monument mashup on my desk for safety helping. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. I smile because I don't know what the Hell is going on. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. One who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get lasered by those who don't. Nothing is childproof to a sufficiently talented child. A non-LED flashlight is a case for holding empty batteries. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with a Darwin Award At-Risk Survivor or Living Darwin Award Winner. They'll just drag you down to their level and best you with experience. I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. "Normal" people scare me... but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't "real", they have some good ideas. Curiosity zapped the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity zapped the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. A Darwin Award Winner is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire their work. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. There are no silly questions, just a lot of inquisitive Darwin Award At-Risk Survivors. I'm not as inane as you think. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Writing isn't a career, it's more of a hyperfocus special interest. Anything thrown hard enough should hurt. Curiosity zapped the cat, satisfaction brought em back, but ridiculousness zapped them again. Flying is simple, you just propel yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say: "Are you gonna drink that?" The trouble with life, is that there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. /j I don't get even, I get odder. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose it, you have to have any in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. When womxn are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Nonbinary people do various other things. I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Neurodiversity has allowed many societal problems to be solved. If you are neurodiverse and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are neurodiverse and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile to show your pride! If you are LGBTQIAplus and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile to show your pride! If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Karm Starkiller, LunarLotis, St.GIGA Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent of people who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals, Isis the Sphinx, Karm Starkiller, misunderstoodemon, LunarLotis, St.GIGA I am the gxrl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the gxrl that people look through when I say something. I am the gxrl that spends most of hir free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the gxrl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the gxrl that doesn't spend all hir time on MySpace, or talking to a joyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the gxrl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the gxrl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the gxrl who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn't care if people call hir weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express hirself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bxy to complete hir, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the gxrls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller, misunderstoodemon, LunarLotis, St.GIGA If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile. A white mxn enters a bar and sees a black mxn sitting on a stool. The white mxn says, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black mxn turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir... when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black mxn then sat back down and the white mxn walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism! A 15-year-old gxrl holds hands with hir 1 year old son. People call hir an escort. No-one knows she was salaciously hurt at 13. People call a gxrl heavy. No one knows she has a serious disease which causes hir to be overweight. People call an old mxn ugly. No one knows hie had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a bxy a crybaby. No one knows his mom is dying. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. You see that gxrl you just called odd? Hir mother passed when she was 9. You see that bxy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of? Hie's lived in a cupboard under some stairs for 10 years. You see that bxy you just saw crying in the toilets? Hie had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud. (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince reference.) You see that bxy who has lost his Remembrall? His parents suffered a fate worse than death. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying. Rights to this go to SincerlyChris. Star Signs AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. That's ME! XD PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secretive and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Sympathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. ARIES-The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Loses interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make(s) great friends and give(s) good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptable but needs to express themselves. Argumentative and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Needs order in their lives - like being in control. Likes boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive. VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secretive. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional. SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan 19) Patient and wise. Practical and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Holds grudges. Likes competitions. Gets what they want. I'd say that Gemini is accurate (May 30th is my birthday and the traits fit me). Top 10 things I don't want to hear a doctor say! 1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough. 2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card? 3 Damn! Page 84 of the manual is missing! 4 Everybody stand back! I lost a contact lens! 5 Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie... 6 Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 7 "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness" 8 Whoa, wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? 9 "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, hie's got two of'em!" 10 "What do you mean you 'want a divorce'?" Irony Memory An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctors, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor told them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. Later that night while watching TV, the mxn got up from his chair and his wife asked, "Where are you going?" Hie replied, "To the kitchen." She asked, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" Hie replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" Hie said, "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well I would also like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." Hie said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well I also would like whipped cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down! I can remember that." Hie then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes hie returned from the kitchen and handed hir a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said angrily: "I TOLD you to write it down! You forgot my toast!" WELL... My grandparents tend to forget that I cannot ingest fruit or milk and this is a similar situation... Gxrls If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, VK(So addicted...), Chi-.-'usugai, Shamuto de kaatsu, Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Divalicious Pop Pwincx, St.GIGA The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, VK, Chi-.-'usugai, Shamuto de kaatsu,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, Divalicious Pop Pwincx,St.GIGA If you love your dad, post this on your profile. If you've ever looked at random peoples' profiles just to get these silly things, copy this on to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile. BWTC32Key for the purposes of getting my even fuller bio. Put into the decode box, click decode, and then open the result in a text editor and you can know even more about me: 䴀酯靉鴱룕罶歧긴忥湠彅畺酑瀗棺孌䫼㜉娱匿浍㣡쀍吆숀䴁 Even more trivia about me you likely didn't need. Height: 5'10" HAIR: Green Cool BODY MODS!!! Quirks: EXTRA Left BRST My Meds: Acne ANTIBIOTCS EYE issues: My right eye is lazy MOLES: MOLE on Abdomen Medical conditions: SCAR: SCARs on FACE (acne) SKIN: Right wrist has a natural marking where a watch would go. TAT: Pronouns tattoo on right hand. CRC: ETN: SVC: Now for much more useful info having nothing to do with me. Japanese: Greetings: Ohayou. -おはよう。- Good morning. Konnichiwa. - こんにちは。- Good afternoon. Konbanwa. - こんばんは。 - Good evening. Oyasuminasai. - おやすみなさい。- Good night. Sayonara. - さよなら。- Good bye. Dewa mata. - ではまた。- See you later. Mata ashita. - また明日。- See you tomorrow. Genki desu ka. - 元気ですか。- How are you? Omedetou gozaimasu. - おめでとうございます。or O-tanjoubi omedetou gozaimasu . - お誕生日おめでとうございます。 (formal) or Go-kekkon omedetou gozaimasu. - ご結婚おめでとうございます。 (formal) or Guai wa ikaga desu ka. - 具合はどうですか。 - How are you feeling? Kaze wa dou desu ka. - 風邪はどうですか。 - How is your cold? yoku narimashita. - おかげさまでよくなりました。 - I have gotten better. Odaiji ni. - お大事に。 - Please take care of yourself. Gobusata shite imasu. - ご無沙汰しています。 (very formal) - I haven't seen you in a long time. Ohisashiburi desu. - お久しぶりです。 (formal) or Hisashiburi! - 久しぶり！ (casual) - Long time no see. Ne? - Right or Agree Yoi otoshi o omukae kudasai. - よいお年をお迎えください。 (formal) or Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu. - あけましておめでとうございます。 (formal) Akemashite omedetou. - あけましておめでとう。 (casual) - Happy New Year. Notes: There is a rule for writing hiragana "wa（わ）" and "ha（は）." When The form "gozaimasu（ございます）" is more polite. It is added when you are talking The honorific "o（お）" or "go（ご）" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a "Okagesama de（おかげさまで）" can be used whenever you announce good news in To reply "Odaiji ni（お大事に）", "Arigatou gozaimasu（ありがとうございます）" is There is a Japanese song titled "Ohisashiburi ne（お久しぶりね）". "Ne（ね）" is a The New Year is the most important time of the year in Japan. (just like Christmas in "Akemasu" literally means "to open". "Kotoshi mo yoroshiku onegaishimasu (I look New Year in Japan: Although Shogatsu means January, it is celebrated for the first 3 days or the first week of January. These days are considered the most important holidays for the Japanese. One could equate it with the celebration of Christmas in the west. During this time business and schools close for one to two weeks. It is also a time for people to return to their families which leads to the inevitable backlog of travelers. The Japanese decorate their houses, but before the decorations start to be put up a general house cleaning is done. The most common New Year's decorations are pine and bamboo, sacred straw festoons, and oval shaped rice cakes. On New Year's eve, bells (joya no kane) are rung at the local temples to speed out the old year. The New Year is welcomed in by the eating of year-crossing noodles (toshikoshi-soba). Casual western style clothing is replaced with kimono on New Years day as people go for their first temple or shrine visit of the New Year (hatsumoude). At the temples they pray for health and happiness in the coming year. The reading New Year's cards (nengajou) and the giving of gifts (otoshidama) to young children are also apart of the New Year celebrations. Food, of course, is also a big part of Japanese New Year's celebrations. Osechi-ryori are special dishes eaten on the first three days of the New Year. Grilled and vinegary dishes are served in multi-layered lacquered boxes (juubako). The dishes are design to be pleasant to look at, and keep for days so that the mother is free from having to cook for three days. There are some regional differences but the osechi dishes are basically the same nationwide. Each of the food types in the boxes represents a wish for the future. Sea Bream (tai) is "auspicious" (medetai). Herring roe (kazunoko) is "the prosperity of one's descendants". Sea tangle roll (kobumaki) is "Happiness" (yorokobu). Relationship with Cherry blossom: The cherry blossom (桜, sakura) is the national flower of Japan. It is probably most beloved flower among the Japanese. The blooming of cherry blossoms signifies not only the arrival of spring but the beginning of the new academic year for schools (Japanese school year starts in April) and of the new fiscal year for businesses. The cherry blossoms are symbols of a bright future. Also, their delicacy suggests purity, transience, melancholy and has poetic appeal. During this period, the weather forecasts include reports on the advance of sakura zensen (桜前線, sakura front) as the blossoms sweep north. As the trees begin to bloom, the Japanese participate in hanami (花見, flower viewing). People gather under the trees, eat picnic lunches, drink sake, view the cherry blossom flowers and have a great time. In cities, viewing cherry blossoms in the evening (夜桜, yozakura) is also popular. Against the dark sky, the cherry blossoms in full bloom are especially beautiful. However, there is also a dark side. The Japanese cherry blossoms open all at once and seldom last more than a week. From the way they quickly and gracefully fall, they were used by militarism to beautify the death of the suicide units. To samurai in the ancient times or soldiers during World Wars there was no greater glory than dying on the battlefield like scattered cherry blossoms. Sakura-yu is a tea-like drink made by steeping a salt-preserved cherry blossom in hot water. It is often served at wedding and other auspicious occasions. Sakura-mochi is a dumpling containing sweet bean paste wrapped in a salt-preserved cherry-tree leaf. A sakura also means a shill who raves about his mock purchase. Originally referring to people who were admitted to watch plays for free. The word came about because cherry blossoms are free for viewing. The cherry blossom is synonymous with the word "flower (花, hana)". Hana yori dango (花より団子, dumplings over flowers) is a proverb that expresses the practical is preferred over the aesthetic. In hanami, people often seem to be more interested in eating foods or drinking alcohol than appreciating the beauty of the flowers. The kanji character for "cherry blossom" (桜/櫻). Pine: The pine (matsu) signifies longevity since it is an ever-green tree, lives for a long time and grows beautifully weathered with age. It has been valued since ancient times and has been incorporated in over 100 family heraldic designs. The pine is also an essential part of any Japanese landscape. It is often drawn in the background of Japanese paintings. The pine, bamboo, and plum (sho-chiku-bai) are an auspicious combination symbolizing long life, hardiness and vitality. The pine is for longevity and endurance, and the bamboo is for flexibility and strength, and the plum is for a young spirit. This trio is often used in restaurants as a name for the three levels of quality (and price) of its offerings. It is used instead of directly stating quality or price (e.g. the highest quality would be pine). Sho-chiku-bai is also used for the name of a sake (Japanese alcohol) brand. Kadomatsu are decorations made with assembled pine branches enhanced by a stem of bamboo and spray of plum tree branches. During the New Year, they are placed in front of the house gate. Originally, kadomatsu were displayed to invite the gods in, but these days they are another New Year's decoration. Matsutake (pine mushroom) is a highly fragrant and edible mushroom that grows naturally near Japanese red pines in autumn. Whether grilled or cooked with rice, the Japanese enjoy the unique aroma and flavor. Matsutake production has fallen dramatically in recent years and it has been turned into an expensive gourmet item Bamboo: Bamboo (take) is a very strong plant. With a sturdy root structure, it is symbol of prosperity. Simple and unadorned, the bamboo is also symbolic of purity and innocence. "Take o watta youna hito(a man like fresh-split bamboo)" refers to a man with a frank nature. Bamboo appears in many ancient tales. "Taketori Monogatari(Tale of the Bamboo Cutter)" also known as "Kaguya-hime(The Princess Kaguya)" is about the princess of the moon who is found inside a bamboo stalk, and returns to the moon in the end. It is the oldest narrative literature in kana script, and one of the most beloved stories in Japan. Bamboo and sasa (bamboo grass) are used in many festivals to ward off evil. On Tanabata (July 7), people write their wishes on strips of paper in various colors and hang them on sasa "Take ni ki o tsugu"(putting bamboo and wood together) is synonymous with disharmony. "Yabuisha" ("yabu" is bamboo groves and "isha" is a doctor) refers to a quack. Though its origin is not clear, it is probably because just as bamboo leaves rustle in the slightest breeze, an incompetent doctor makes a great to-do about even the slightest illness. "yabuhebi"("hebi" is a snake) means to reap ill fortune from an unnecessary act. It comes from the likelihood that poking a bamboo bush may flush a snake. It is a similar expression to, "let sleeping dogs lie". Bamboo is found all over in Japan because the warm, humid climate is well-suited to bamboo cultivation. It is frequently used for construction and handcrafts. Shakuhachi is a wind instrument made of bamboo. Bamboo sprouts (takenoko) also have long been used in Japanese cuisine. For years, people were told to run into the bamboo groves in the event of an earthquake, because the bamboo's strong root structure would hold the earth together. The Kanji character for "Bamboo." 竹 Notes (1) Formal Introductions A way to introduce new people: Douzo yoroshiku onegaishimasu. The honorific "o （お）" or "go （ご）" can be attached to the front of some nouns as a formal way of saying "your." It is very polite. o-kuni There are some cases "o" or "go" does not mean "your." In this case they make the word more polite. o-cha (2) Addressing People (1) Short Questions O-namae wa (nan desu ka). (2) How to end a conversation Dewa mata. "Sayonara （さよなら）" is not normally used when leaving one's own homes or places of temporary residence unless one is leaving for a very long time. If you know that you will see a person again soon, expressions like "Ja mata （じゃまた）" or "Mata ashita (また明日)" are used. "Shitsurei shimasu(失 礼します)" is a formal expression used when announcing that you are leaving someone's presence or when you are leaving before someone else (in this case, it is often said as "Osakini shitsurei shimasu(お先に失礼します).") It is also used when entering a house or room, passing in front of someone or leaving in the middle of a gathering. Sumimasen. Doumo arigatou gozaimashita. Thank you very much. (This is a polite way of saying "Thanks." It is used for something that has already been done for you and often used by clerks at a shop or an office in the service industry. The customer will normally reply "Doumo" or not at all.) 153 derivatives of “Jennifer” Genefer. Geneifer. Genepher. Genifa. Genifer. Geniffer. Geniphar. Genipher. Gennafer. Gennifer. Ginifer. Ginnafur. Ginnifer. G'nepher. G'nifer. Gynaphur. Jenafar. Jenafer. Jenaffar. Jenaffer. Jenaffr. Jenafor. 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Jynniffer. and Jynniffr THE WE HATE bad KARENs CLUB: If you hate Karens who bark about wanting people of color arrested, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, stargazing-sweetie, Namikaze_vs_Uchiha, Uchiha' Mikomi-Aii, Sakura-Hime Uchiha,Cherry-Blossom-Beauty, St. GIGA Handle with care! On a blanket from Taiwan: On a Taiwanese shampoo: On the bottle of a (UK) flavored milk drink: On a New Zealand insect spray: On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On a bar of Dial soap: On a food processor: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Rumors and Lies; Debunked Here's where I debunk untrue stuff about me. Am I trans? There are more myths I need to dispel. I will NEVER delete ANY accounts of mine even after I transition to a new handle. Secondly you will NEVER see me in ANY type of crisis situation. I also will NEVER use Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp, TikTok, Signal, Gab, Telegram, Odysee, or other such controversial services. If you see me on one of those, that is NOT me and NEVER will be. Am I a Mac user? Formerly! Am I ace or aro? Am I a transgender guy? Do I use he/they or they/he? Do I use binary pronouns plus they/them or they/them plus binary pronouns? I never did! I should also mention that I DESPISE NFTs! I also want to reiterate that we stand with our fellow techies, and against all practices of discrimination and harassment like those that have led to the deaths of too many of our fellows already. ALL Tone Indicators I could find on the net: /! excited Intersex backstory: So there's something that needs to be said again. I am intersex. At 9yo I mysteriously grew b-cups despite not being AFAB, and suffered other feminizing changes, AND I have epispadias. An intersex user in r/traa who posted about the subject of intersex representation said in a comment on that post: Update on August 14th, 2023: I went to my doctor, and apparently I am formally diagnosed with epispadias which is an intersex condition as hypospadias is. My perspective was just upside down. So now I need to issue a TON of updates to my websites. Information about my transition: I am a Salmacian/Aphrodisian, and I have been one even since I was in essence transfem (best way to describe THAT era of my life) rather than enby (nonbinary). In VERY late May 2020, I became legally nonbinary on my ID, and since I never had any prior form of identification, and I got that X marker from the start, I'm IMMUTABLY legally nonbinary, and combined with being intersex... Now here's the thing. I cannot medically binary transition either on hormones or lower surgery. So I'm literally (but willingly) stuck as an intersex enby. Fate sure has a sense of humor. Secondly, I formerly was apparently transfem (best way to describe THAT era) for a year, and I am VERY sure that I am not a trans girl. I don't call myself transgender or trans either, but trans* and transandrogynous ARE fine. (Rumors and Lies has a section on how I am not binary trans.) Oh, and if you're thinking I was swayed into this path by evildoers, remove that idea from your mind. I tried to keep this as worksafe as I could. Plurality Backstory: You may end up being confused by seeing "plural" in various bios of this user, but hearing tons of singular first-person pronouns. This page is an explanation of why this is done. Way way back in 2011, I faced no end of stress at school from people who thought it was funny to pick on the smart neurodiverse kid. Well... that ended up resulting in protector plurality, which wasn't caught by the then-therapist, and the results were treated as something else, and that treatment did in fact work, effectively resulting in the ability to present as a single entity despite not being one. That's the story. Hopefully you find this information neat. Geek Code and Bear Code encoded in BWTC32Key without touching the password box: 䴀酯靉븉눛媺樏櫂腯粌붊벊삯咊湙䘦㛲添菗乙뭉諑쇩㭆徾붨그銘膲㴁놽擴綛憰漵漵瘒㝸錣긦뀨蠮㱉橅瑒炒聿깸诧羥나揚礋뾢灄㥪躴籕涆㖕欟䣂㯡蚫俀靗賮㯨艉逇唛뗉릐뽉皨琽鹆뭥専譀뵰鮥梅評厧鶖鐸㢀쁐릀䑆뢔肛濯㵸析돩烩檸鋮矡嘀䏈蟔紭鏒㝬唀䴁 This should tell a lot about me. I had to encode it to avoid possible formatting errors. The decompressed file should be interpreted as an ASCII Text file. The first two letters should be B0 (NOT in hexadecimal) followed by a lowercase F with two dashes after it. If this is correct, then you've gotten it right. Now, the Geek Code generator produced output somewhat incompatible with the site's decoder of the same version. Also some fields were answered in a way that isn't necessarily one way or the other. The Bear Code encoder is dead, so I had to manually make the Bear Code. You probably won't have an easy time reading it. But if you understand this stuff, then you should know some interesting things about me. Such as my attire and OS preferences and usages. Of course, I'm a techie. Also, it bears mentioning that I don't use binary pronouns. Now for one using my reimagination of the Geek Code and ALL surviving variants that won't anger one's boss: No decryption, but you need a hex editor (this ain't ASCII folx) and a specification I've put out there to decode it, and a heck of a lot of time. Sorry for the length: Now for some Bulbapedia-styled user descriptors: This user comes from the United States. This user comes from California. This user's birthday is May 30th. This user rejects attempts at gender classification. This user is a Jedi. This user is an Atheist. This user is an introvert. This user is not in a relationship. This user is pan and poly. This user has green hair. This user wears glasses. This user doesn't get normal amounts of sleep. This user can swim. This user's favorite TV show is Saiki K. This user's first language is English. This user is a player of Pokemon Diamond Version. This user's starter Pokemon is Turtwig. This user is a player of Pokemon HeartGold Version. This user's starter Pokemon is a Cyndaquil. This user is a player of Pokemon Crystal. This user's starter Pokemon is a Totodile named "Gatorade". This user is a player of Pokemon White Version. This user's starter Pokemon is an Oshawott. This user is a player of Pokemon Dream Radar. This user is a player of Pokemon X. This user's starter is a Fennekin named "Firefox". This user is a player of Pokemon Alpha Sapphire. This user's starter Pokemon is a Torchick. This user is a player of Pokemon Emerald. This user's starter Pokemon is a Treecko named "Geico". This user is a player of Pokemon LeafGreen. This user's starter Pokemon is a Bulbasaur named "Yoshi". This user is a player of Pokemon Moon. This user's starter Pokemon is a Litten. This user is a player of Pokemon Ultra Sun. This user's starter pokemon is a Rowlett. This user predominantly uses Psychic type Pokemon. This user's favorite Pokemon is Mew. This user's favorite ability is Multitype. This user's favorite move is Transform. This user has a Shiny 6IV Mew obtained via RNG. This user is a member of the Democratic Party. This user is a player of Spaceworld 1997 Pokemon Silver. This user's starter Pokemon is Honoguma. This user is a Type 3 Polymath. How wrong is this!! I am the gxrl kicked out of hir home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the escort working the streets because nobody will hire a trans* person. I am the sister who holds hir gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before hir time. I am the mxn who passed alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I zeroed my lifespan just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two mxn. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another womxn. I am the DV survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my toxic partner is also a womxn. I am the DV survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the mxn who passed when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was trans*. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the mxn who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you think LGBTQIAplus-phobia is wrong. WHY BXYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT: There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater. Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she zeroed her lifespan because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's husk was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you, Jack. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through silliness, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (You could burn down your house!) On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I don't know about you, but I don't have X-ray vision :/) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which would be...? Washing your hands for 20 seconds twice in hot water.) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Freezer burn is no joke!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (…DANG IT!!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure about that? I thought it would be cold after heating! You learn something everyday, I suppose) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that be much quicker? You'd end up with 3rd degree burns.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Kids shouldn't drive.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh they do. Also, Nyquil Chicken is deadly.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Gah. I was planning to use them in space!) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (OH NO!!) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That idea never even occurred to me!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (EAT nuts? Really? No way!) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (No, I'm sure a piece of cloth will! *jumps off cliff*) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay!) On a package of pasta after the cooking instrctions: "Put on fork and eat." (But... I was gonna zap someone with this! Are you telling me I actually have to EAT it?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the ridiculousness and paste this into your profile! XD Quotes of awesomeness (I got these from SoDeSi47) A wise mxn once said "I don't know go ask a womxn" - Duh. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. They hate that. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up -Lol I love this because I'm a feminist and hate a lot of boys I know. Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's cool enough. Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place. They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill many people - Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. The trouble with real life is that there is no background music. I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere. Probably encoded in a .B3K file... Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. Forecast for tonight: Darkness. If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do? I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have wilted. How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. There is a fine line between genius and ridiculousness. I have erased this line. I'm not random I just think faster than you. I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes. I don't suffer from neurodiversity, I enjoy every minute of it! Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Don't ever argue with a Living Darwin Award Winner or Darwin Award At-Risk Survivor. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience. If you had a life you would stop talking about mine. We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! Heaven doesn't want me there and Hell knows I'll take over. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies /j. Wanna know how to keep a Darwin Award Winner busy? Take them into a round room and tell them to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. There is no great genius without a mixture of ridiculousness. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense. When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words /j. Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Looking for a perfect gxrl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life. I burst laughing out in class today... I got that joke you told yesterday. Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to leave you with one thought... but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love... I'm NOT SHORT!! ... I'm fun sized! Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses! When you call us gay we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to Hell? Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Where there's a will... I want to be in it. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer. I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the rationality? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - I have a T-shirt that says this. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun! Being unconventional is like being normal, only better. PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the bxy who never finished high school, because I got called a f@g everyday. I am the gxrl kicked out of hir home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the bxy tied to a fence, punched to a pulp and put out to pasture because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson. Re-post this if you believe LGBTQIAplus-phobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. The bxy you punched in the hall today. Zeroed their lifespan a few minutes ago. That gxrl you called an escort in class today. She's a virgin. The bxy you called lame. Hie has to work every night to support his family. That gxrl you pushed down the other day. She's already being maltreated at home. That gxrl you called heavy. She's starving hirself. The old mxn you made fun of because of the ugly scars. Hie fought for our country. The bxy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. See that gxrl you just called portly? She is starving hirself. You know that gxrl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like hir. That bxy you just tripped? Hie is maltreated enough at home. See that old mxn you made fun of because of the ugly scars? Hie fought for our country. See that young bxy you just made fun of for always being sick? Hie has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Repost this if you are against bullying. You see that kid over there? The one you just teased? Hie lost his sister when he was 10. Hie blamed someone else for hir passing. Hie has run away his whole life afterwards, never feeling like hie belongs. No one appreciates him enough. Except his other sister, who hie found in a dark place. Hie was then trapped somewhere, surviving only on pomegranate seeds. (Yes. They are edible.) His sister, the only one who seemed to care for him, rescued him. Then hie saw somebody fall even lower than where hie found his other sister. When hie was helping a kid get a scepter, a monster appeared. This monster forced him to tell his feelings. Hie said hie had a crush on one of the kids who fell. That kid was a bxy. After that, hie almost died. For somebody else’s sake. Anti-LGBTQIAplus people and bullies: You see, that is how much you affect people. You tear them. You affect their very soul. Repost this message if you are against bullying. 92 percent of American teens would pass if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be in utter disbelief at the sheer ridiculousness of the situation. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality and being LGBTQIAplus, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie,takengoddess, St. GIGA If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile! I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aclaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzaning, huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thghout taht sepllnig was ipmorantt! Taht's so cool! Copy this onto your profile if you could read it. :) If you watch movies and think 'Now how can I turn this into a fic?', copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this into your profile. Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really silly, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie, TV show, etc. so many times that you can quote it word for word. 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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the young do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Eleven seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile. I don't care if...you're gay or bi or straight, everybody needs love. If your profile is long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer! If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to sigh, copy this into your profile. 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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. 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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the young folx out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Hanikamiya Mitsukai, AisoKaze, Alternative Angel, inurinsama15, surfachic12, St. GIGA If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some fricking Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. (I was a virgin when I was in High School, and to this day I still am one.) If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, Korpuskat, inurinsama15,surfachic12, St. GIGA 93 percent of American teens and young adults would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them silly. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more silly than you look." or nevermind, just copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, Korpuskat, inurinsama15,surfachic12, St. GIGA eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fi If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. (And damn proud of it! I DO have a SpaceHey though.) If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against animal cruelty put this in your profile. If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile. Only visionaries understand the brilliance of outside-the-box things. If you are a visionary and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you read people’s profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this into your profile. (Tech and me have a checkered one.) If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this into your profile. (I recently had such an experience. Not a good era.) If you have ever gotten mad at your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh have I ever.) If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile. I'm bored... If you’re bored then paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (silly keyboard!) copy and paste this into your profile. If you agree that 100 percent of Republican and conservative politics are dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this into your profile. If you’re hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! I wear black so I must be a Goth. I'm young so I must be naive. I have good grades, so I must be a Nerd. If you think sewerside and sh should be stopped, paste this on your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mine looks a lot like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory :) Intriguing product labels: On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) If you don't do drugs, copy/paste this into your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: X You love hoodies. You watch sports on TV. Total: 15.75/25 ϟ YOUR GIRL SIDE: O You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 10.5/25 ϟ PREP: X You own a cell phone. ϟ GEEK: X You love the computer. X You never miss school unless you're sick. ϟ HARDCORE/SCENE: O You like loud music. ϟ ATHLETIC: You watch/watched the Super Bowl. ϟ Percy Jackson (bold ones that are you!): ZEUS You like being in charge. 5.5/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. 7.25/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. 9.5/10 DEMETER You own a garden. 2.25/10 ARES You often start fights. 3/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. 7/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. 5/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS O You dislike boys in general. 4.(1)25/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. 5/10 APHRODITE Every guy/gxrl swoons for you. 2/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. 5.5/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. 4/10 HECATE Being called 'outside the box' is a compliment. 8/10 ϟ -See that bxy doing his homework in homeroom? Hie couldn't do it last night because hie was busy talking his friend out of zeroing their lifespan. -See that gxrl, with hir face caked in make-up? She's bullied, she needs to feel beautiful. Don't Judge. DORMITORY: ASTRONOMER: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION - RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: What makes life 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. If: is represented as: then (operation is addition, but FFN strips out Plus Signs now): H A R D W O R K K N O W L E D G E but: A T T I T U D E and: So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, And look how far this will take you... A S S K I S S I N G Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :) ϟ Random Fears: Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Alektorophobia: Fear of chickens. Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you. Bibliophobia: Fear of books. Cathisophobia: Fear of sitting. Dextrophobia: Fear of objects at the right side of the body. Dipsophobia: Fear of drinking. Euphobia: Fear of hearing good news. Geliophobia: Fear of laughter. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words. Mnemophobia: Fear of memories. Nyctophobia: Fear of the dark. (I sense a JummBox SoundFont patch pun here given a notable chiptunist of the same name...) Pantophobia: Fear of everything. ϟ END STEROTYPES! I bold the things that are like me. BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe "JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!". I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting my clothes dirty, and parties. I don't STUDY much but still get STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST be cheating. (No, I'm just smart.) I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes sense for me to engage in, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies. I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty. I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a REBEL. I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love cute/fuzzy animals. I grew up with a SMOKER/ALCOHOLIC/DRUG ADDICT, therefore I MUST be one myself. ϟ (As a nonbinary person who used to be, in essence, a trans girl [best way to describe how I was in 2018] I can SORT OF answer the girl questions. Also, I want to be an expat from the United States into Canada, for lots of reasons. It's a long story.) I'm skinny, so I must not eat. I'm brunette, so I must be poor and stupid. I care about my grades, so I'm a nerd. I like to make people happy, so I'm a suckup. I like to watch T.V and sleep, so I'm lazy. I like to relax, so I'm not responible. I am loud, so I must obnoxious. I like to eat, so I must be portly. I like to have fun, so I must be childish. I don't tell people everything, so I'm a liar. I stand up for my friends and I, so I must be mean and bossy. I have insecurities, so I must not like myself. How about you stop sterotyping? No one is perfect. Everyone has their days, and some people have a breaking point. Stop judging people before you even know them. Remember that gxrl you called portly today? She went home and got sick on purpose. Remember that person you called ugly? They're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college. Remember that guy you called gay? He slept with a gxrl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with hir for 18 years. Remember that person you laughed at for passing out? They're dying of a brain tumour. Remember that gxrl you called pathetic and disgusting? She negatively affects hirself every night. Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend/joyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it? They will never trust themselves to fall in love again. Remember that guy you dared to break into the store? He's going to jail for four years. You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible. Gxrls don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you. I'm sorry that I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk. I'm sorry that my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants. I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised. I'm sorry that I'm not cute enough to be "your guy". I'm sorry that I am actually nice; not a jerk. I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things. I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club. I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date. I'm sorry that I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy. I'm sorry that I am there to pick you up at 4:00 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend. I'm sorry if I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around. I'm sorry if I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work. I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care. But most of all: I'm sorry for not being sorry anymore. I'm sorry that you can't accept me for who I am. I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your bxyfriend with another gxrl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry that I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry that I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bxyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm sorry that I cared. I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'. If you're one of the FEW gxrls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Gxrls Don't Realize These Things' ϟ Gxrl Comebacks Mxn: Where have you been all my life? Mxn: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Mxn: Is this seat empty? Mxn: Your place or mine? Mxn: So, what do you do for a living? Mxn: Hey baby, what's your sign? Mxn: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Mxn: Your eyes, they're amazing. Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a womxn. Guy: I can tell you want me. Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous. Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of Heaven. Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine? Gxrls, copy and paste this on your profile! ϟ If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big.) Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what geek came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Obviously!) If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! ϟ I'm that gxrl. The one that likes books more than bxys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to hir values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things a lot. ϟ The gxrl you just called fat? She's in a coma after ODing on pills. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. ϟ “I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, portly, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.” You got a problem with me? Solve it. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around. You think I'm tripping? Tie my shoe. If you like me, great. If you hate me, even better. You think you know me? YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! A message to haters: You don't have to love me. You don't even have to like me, but you will respect me! Haters gonna hate. Heaters gonna heat. Potatoes gonna potate. Waiters gonna wait. Alligators gonna alligate. Skaters gonna skate. ϟ Pein/Pain - Nagato [O] - I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. [Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4] Konan [O] - Most of my friends are guys. [Konan Score: 4.5] Itachi Uchiha [X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot. [Itachi Uchiha Score: 5] Kisame Hoshigaki [ ] - Sharks are AWESOME! [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4] Sasori [X] - I look young for my age. [Sasori Score: 5] Deidara [X] - I'm an artist. [Deidara Score: 3] Kakuzu [X] - I'm a saver, not a spender. [Kakuzu Score: 3.5] Hidan [O] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. [Hidan Score: 3.5] Zetsu [X] - I have a split personality. Two sides. [Zetsu Score: 3] Tobi [X] - I'm always hyperactive. [Tobi Score: 2] Orochimaru [X] - I have a very pale skin colour. [Orochimaru score: 3.5] ϟ Before we begin, I just want to say that J.K. Rowling has done inexcusable things. In Remembrance: In Remembrance to Severus Snape… In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore: Whose past and wisdom confused us… ϟ Things I Am NOT To Do At Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball! (SG: I hope someone hasn't written such a fic, because that's not something I want to picture.) 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office! 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter! (But is there anyone to actually take one out, other than himself?) 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick! 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar! (SG: Considering what JKR modeled lycanthropy after, namely AIDS, this fan quote aged terribly.) 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination! (Especially if you replaced the internal d20 with a d120.) 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals. (SG: Hagrid finding an Incineroar would be quite hilarious.) 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force". 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. (Self-cheering with the Cheering Charm perhaps.) 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. (Especially if Dark Arts is involved.) 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day". (Gee, I don't see THAT going well.) 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while patrolling the hallways. (SG: Wait, that's kinda cringe.) 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. (SG: Even I, a Slytherin, would NOT do that.) 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. (Bad idea.) 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. (SG: I don't think that would go over well.) 24) I will not shoot Harry's dad and roast him on a spitfire. (SG: Are fans really THAT sussy-baka?) 25) I will not pin up a photo of Voldemort and play 'Pin The Nose On Moldywart' with everyone who will play. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. (SG: Wait, that's kinda cringe, also for the above too to some exent.) 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's Sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. (SG: I can't see that going well.) 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees". (SG: Bad idea.) 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. (SG: That's just immoral.) 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. (SG: See above.) 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. (SG: Applying arbitrary potions to yourself isn't safe.) 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. (SG: That's a terrible idea. Not to mention twisted.) 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. (SG: I can't see THAT going well.) 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. (SG: I'd be inclined to agree.) 50) I will not attack my fellow classmates. (SG: Please don't.) 51) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area. (SG: I don't see that working too well.) 52) I will not sing “for he’s a jolly good fellow” to Draco Malfoy, unless I want to reside in the corner of shame. (SG: Oh you will.) 54) I will not laugh when Voldemort starts Tap-dancing. (SG: I don't think that's such a good idea.) 55) I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha. (SG: Good.) 56) I will not throw a book at Moaning Myrtle. (SG: Ghosts have feelings, please don't.) 56) I will not hiss at Harry Potter instead of talking. (SG: I don't think Harry needs any more stress.) 57) I will not add “According to the prophecy.” at the end of all of my statements to raise my Divination grades. 58) I will not convince first years that the new password to GryffindorTower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves. 59)I will not give a "Chosen by whom, actually?" shirt to Harry Potter for Christmas. (SG: This and the above are terrible ideas.) 60). I will not refer to Aragog as "Charlotte." (See above.) 62). I will not jump up and yell "VOLDEMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a D.A. meeting. (See above.) 63) If Death Eaters attack Hogsmeade, I will not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin!" (See above.) 64) I will not tell everyone that Draco Malfoy started the Hug A Muggle Campaign.. (SG: I don't see that working too well.) 65) Asking Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger "When's the wedding?" is only funny a few times. (SG: Dramione is not funny given Draco's actions.) 66) I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is. (SG: It's an imaginary number, but have Wixen discovered it yet?) 67) I will not dress in long black capes with hoods. (SG: I don't see that going well, same for white hoods if you know what I mean. Don't be evil, people.) 68) I will not hand out shirts that say "Potter 6, Voldemort 0." (SG: Harry hates fame.) 69) Astronomy class will not cause me to be abducted by aliens. (SG: Frankly, I don't think they know what NASA is.) 70) I will not convince the first years that "Death Eaters" is the name for a cookery club specialized in experimental dishes. (SG: Bad idea.) 71) I will not start a howler chain-letter saying "Your life will be cursed for seven years if you don't send this to 10 fellow students within 15 minutes." 74) I will not tell the first years on the Hogwarts Express that they have free choice of house if they swim over the lake. (SG: Bad idea.) 75) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda. 76) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory, no matter how wicked the result would be. 77)I shall not try to get Hagrid married to Charlie Weasley, However interesting the child's fascination to dragons might be. (SG: 76 and 77 are bad ideas.) 77) Sneaking slugs into Ron Weasley's food is not funny. (SG: See above.) 78) I will not tell Professor Snape that we the student body have been discussing his role in unfortunate events involving the late headmaster and have deemed him a miserable and pathetic excuse of a human being. I will also not suggest that he isn't even human. (SG: See above.) 79) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do in front of people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. (SG: See above.) 80) I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?". (SG: That won't go well.) 81) I will not set a Ravenclaw on the task of calculating the exact value of pi. (SG: Human calculation of Pi is rather limited, but who knows for Wixen?) 82) Getting the Sorting Hat drunk only makes his song funny the first time. (SG: Can hats even drink? Wait, do you seriously mean pouring in a handle of hooch?) 83) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts. (SG: That's like writing their names in the Death Note.) 84) Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time. (SG: Not to mention twisted.) 72. I will not ink my owl's feet, have it walk across parchment, and sell the results as cheat sheets for Ancient Runes, even though Crabbe and Goyle keep falling for it.. 74. I will not point out that Astrology needs to be rewritten as Pluto is no longer a planet. 75. I will not encourage bungee jumping from the Astronomy Tower, nor do it myself, as it is disrespectful of Professor Dumbledore's memory. (SG: Please don't.) 76. I will not tell Gryffindor first years that sneaking into the Slytherin dormitory is a rite of passage to truly become a Gryffindor. (SG: That won't go well.) 77. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense…. Neither does Hermione Granger. 79. I will not insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-De-Dee: The Voldemort Musical,". (SG: Wait, that's kinda cringe.) 80. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that my teacup says she's lying. (SG: Bad idea.) 81. I will not imitate Miranda Kerr while in Care of Magical Creatures class, even if I have the best fake Australian accent. (SG: See above.) 82. I will not enchant the telescopes on the Astronomy Tower to display non-existent constellations during O.W.L. exams. (SG: See above.) 83. My headmaster's name is Albus Dumbledore, not "Gandalf." 85. I will not use Legilimency to get the right answers from my teachers. (SG: No cheating please.) 86. I will not use Legilimency to get what my fellow students think are the right answers. (SG: I don't see that working too well.) 87. I will not psycho-analyze Professor Trelawney, as it clouds her Inner Eye. (SG: I don't think that's a good idea.) 89. I will not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles." (SG: See above.) 92. I will not point out to the house-elves how much sushi could be made of the Giant Squid. (SG: That's just sickening.) 93. I will not suggest that we read cocoa beans in Divination instead of tea leaves for a bit of a change. (SG: I don't see that working too well.) 94. I will not tell the teachers that they cannot assign homework, as we do not actually go home during the school year to do it.. (SG: True.) 96. I will not make fun of Hufflepuffs because their house colors make them look like bees. (SG: Now that's just cruel.) 97. I will not use silencing charms on my Prefects. (SG: Bad idea.) 98. I will not to conjure the words "DRINK ME" onto the vial of any potion in Professor Snape's classroom. (SG: Really, really bad idea.) 99. I will not add a spoonful of sugar to each potion I make. Mary Poppins was not a brewer of potions. (SG: I don't think that will go well.) 100. Stealing first-years' clothing and then tossing it into and around the Whomping Willow is highly frowned upon. (SG: No kidding.) 101.Trying to sell Hagrid’s hair as broom bristles is apparently offensive. (SG: Oh definitely.) 101. I will not tell Harry Potter that he is fictional and that everything he has worked for is nothing more than a couple of best selling novels and loads of bad fanfiction. (SG: He already has enough stress, why add more?) ϟ Harry's the bravest. Ron's the most oblivious. Hermione's the smartest. Ginny's the toughest. Neville's the clumsiest. Luna's the weirdest. Dumbledore's the greatest. McGonagall's the strictest. Snape's the greasiest. Nick is the ghostiest. Crabbe's the scardiest. Goyle's the thiccest. Fred is the funniest. Cho is the sappiest. ϟ How many weasley's does it take to light up a wand? How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand? How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand? ϟ Harry Potter. Total = [3.375] Ron Weasley Total = [4] Hermione Granger. Total = [4] Rubeus Hagrid. Total = [3.875] Luna Lovegood. Total = [4.5] Draco Malfoy. Total = [2] Neville Longbottom. [ ] You are close to your grandparents. Total = [3] ϟ Harry and Lupin's conversation: If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile! Harry: Are you really a werewolf? Lupin: Yes Harry. Harry: Are you fucking serious?! Lupin: All the time. Harry: O-o What? Lupin: what? Harry: ... ϟ Illusions or real illusions Within the illusions hide the real illusions From the real Illusions, the Illusions are created Within the truth, hides the lie Within the lie, hides the truth This is the mist Creating something from nothing, and nothing from something. Thus, bewildering the enemy. Rendering the families true form intangible with the visions of deceit. That is the role of the guardian of the mist. Gxrl: Do I ever cross your mind? Bxy: No. Gxrl: Do you like me? Bxy: No. Gxrl: Do you want me? Bxy: No. Gxrl: Would you cry if I left? Bxy: No. Gxrl: Would you live for me? Bxy: No. Gxrl: Would you do anything for me? Bxy: No. Gxrl: Choose: me or your life Bxy: My life. The gxrl runs away in shock and pain and the bxy runs after hir and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. You think we're fangxrls/fanbxys, but we're all Otakus! Re-Post this if you're an Otaku and proud! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now! Something about Java. 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there? My pillow. 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? BattleBots. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 9:04 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:05 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The TV. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Looking for the lost family dog. (The dog came back the next day.) 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Accounting homework. 9. What are you wearing? Green tie-dye shirt with sweats. 10. Did you dream last night? Yes. 11. When did you last laugh? During class yesterday. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Light switches, some pictures, awards, HVAC unit. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Not lately (besides me in general). 14. What do you think of this quiz? Pretty cool. 15. What is the last film you saw? Back To The Future. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Give some to charity, buy some tech stuff. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I honestly want to be a surrogate sometimes. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd get rid of problems. 19. Do you like to dance? Somewhat. 20. Obama: I support Obama. 21. Imagine your first child is a gxrl, what do you call hir? Jewel. 22. Imagine your first child is a bxy, what do you call him? Brook. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes, I'd love to. In Vancouver. RULES: ARE YOU? 1. Perfect? No (I fucked up my bio and didn't catch it for months...) LAST: 1. Friend you saw: An IRL transmasc college friend. FAVORITES: 1. Number: 32768 EIGHT EMOTIONS: 1. Are you missing someone right now? Yes ABOUT YOU: 2. Nick names? R. 8. Hair color? Green. 9. Long or short? LONG. 13. Righty or lefty? Ambidextrous, so both. ("Why not both?", am I right?) FIRSTS: 1. First best friend? I would say that it would be an individual who I knew at 2, who was my exact same age, and whose sister was my sister's same age. CURRENTLY: 1. Eating? No. 5. Plans for today? ? WHICH IS BETTER WITH A PARTNER? 1. Shorter or taller? Medium. HAVE YOU EVER: 1. Drank bubbles? No. (I did taste some epochs ago as a tyke, and it was awful.) DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 1. Miracles? Yes. 1. Have you ever been asked out? 2. Where did you get your default picture? 3. What's your middle name? 4. Your current relationship status? 5. Does your crush like you back? 6. What is your current mood? 7. What color of underwear are you wearing? 8. What color shirt are you wearing? 9. Missing something? 10. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? The events of 6 months ago. (Second semester of 2022.) 11. If you must be an animal for one day, what? Kitty! :D 12. Ever had a near death experience? 13. Something you do a lot? Anime, TV, fanfiction, tech. 14. The song you got stuck in your head right now: 15. Who did you copy and paste this from? 16. Name someone with the same birthday as you 17. When was the last time you cried? 18. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19. If you could have one super power what would it be? 20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? 21. What do you usually order from Starbucks? 22. What's your biggest secret? 23. Favorite color? 24. Do you still watch kiddie shows or TV shows? 26. What are you? 27. Do you speak any other language? 28. What's your favorite smell? 29. Describe your life in one word what would it be? EXTRA: Describe your MIND in one word what would it be? Abyss. 31. Have you ever kissed in the rain? 32. What are you thinking about right now? 33. What should you be doing? 34. Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? 35. How often do you talk to God? 36. Do you like working in the yard? 37. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? 38. Do you act differently around the person you like? 39. What is your natural hair color? 40. Who was the last person to make you cry? You might be a Pokemon fan if: You own stuffed Pokemon. You own a Pokeball. You own old Pokemon Cards. You've cosplayed/considered cosplaying a Pokemon. You have a Pokemon hat (like Pikachu). Whenever you see the mouse mask on Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, you think of Pikachu. You like making Pokemon noises: 'Pika!' You draw Pokemon. You wish that you were in the Pokemon world. You get upset that they replace Brock and Misty. You're not used to Ash's hat being different, or his clothes. You have the Pokemon Theme Song as a ringtone. You sing the Pokemon Theme Song often. You take quizzes to decide what Pokemon you are. You own some of the Game Boy Advance and (3)DS Pokemon Games: 'Ruby' 'Sapphire' 'FireRed' 'LeafGreen' 'Platinum' 'Mystery Dungeon' etc. al. At times, you wish you were a Pokemon. Yet again, another variant of this format: For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just can it and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Stereotypes. They're ridiculous and they don't define who you are; YOU define who you are. Put THAT in your purse and clink it! .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. You often act on your emotions without thinking first. You are very competitive. You like to play with fire. You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. You prefer warm weather over cold weather. You often lose control over yourself. You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. People have often called you wack. Total: 6 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. You like to go to the beach. You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it. You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a good swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. Total: 6 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. You could easily survive in the wild. You care about the environment. You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. You rarely get depressed. You aren't afraid of anything. You prefer to have a strict set of rules. Total: 6 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. You hate rules. You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. You hate to be restrained. You are very independent and outgoing. You are quite intelligent. You tend to be impatient. You are easily distracted. You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. You wish you could fly. Total: 10 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. You prefer nighttime over daytime. You like creepy things. You like to play tricks on people. Black is your favorite color. You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You don't talk much. You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies. You love to break the rules. Total: 1 .:LIGHT:. You are very polite. You are spiritual. When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. You believe everything you see or hear. You are afraid of the dark. You hate violence. You hope for world peace. You are generally a happy person. Everyone loves to be around you. You always follow the rules. Total: 6 (\_(\ HAVE YOU EVER Kissed a girl?: Yes, My Mom. (Get your minds out of the gutter folx.) Kissed a guy?: Yes, My Dad. (See above.) Stole?: If I did I don't remember. Licked a doornob?: No. Ate something disgusting?: Yep. Got drunk?: Nope. Smoked?: No. Stripped for someone?: WTF No!! Beat anyone up?: No. Got a tatoo?: Eventually. Had kids?: Maybe I might wanna be a surrogate... Bitch slapped someone you hate?: No. Rebelled in public?: No. Admitted your love to the person you love?: Yes. Gossiped with the poshes?: No. Dated someone for longer than a month?: Nope! Dated a complete loser?: No. Made a life changing mistake?: I don't know. Work vs Prison IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON... you get three meals a day. AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet. AT WORK... you have to share with some silly who pees on the seat. IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK... they are called managers. So why is it, again, that we work? Meaning of color and your birthday!! Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. (I cheated and my wish didn't come true) adeadlyrose Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow? Green 2. Your first initial? R 3. Your month of birth? May 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? White 5. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. As an intersex person I cannot answer that in its original wording. However, MANY of my closest confidants are nonbinary, but I won't be naming them. 6. Your favorite number? 32768. 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? Flying. 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? The Ocean. 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). To be the best. When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!). Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. If your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5. This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you open the microwave door before the counter hits zero (to avoid the beeping), copy and paste this into your profile. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE BUZZED DRIVING. I am the gxrl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the gxrl that people look through when I say something. I am the gxrl that spends most of hir free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most people wouldn't call normal. I am the gxrl that people call weird and wacky either behind my back or to my face. I am the gxrl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, SpaceHey, or talking to a joyfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the gxrl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the gxrl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the gxrl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call hir weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with book characters, who can express hirself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete hir, and knows the importance of the little things. I am that gxrl. 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places 3. Only in America... do drugstores 4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, 5. Only in America... do banks leave 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in If you have ever seen an adult act like a gangsta, gangster, or use slang and were freaked out, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against animal maltreatment (horsebutchering, bearbaiting, dolphin hunting, illegal dog fights, chimp overtaxation etc. al.) then copy this into your profile. GRYFFINDOR: HUFFLEPUFF: RAVENCLAW: SLYTHERIN: Things guys should know about gxrls! (Highlight the ones you agree with in bold :)) 1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. 2. Don't say you understand when you don't. 3. Gxrls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights. (sometimes) 4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand... Believe me, you never will. 5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook. 6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big. 7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys. 8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes. 9. If you did something wrong, apologize. 10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet. 11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it. 12. We are Drama queens; never forget that. 13. Fashion police do exist. 14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about. 15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times. 16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it. 17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO! 18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men. 19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. 20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.) 21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets. 22. We are beautiful at all times. 23. We will always think we are portly, so humor us and tell us we aren't. 24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big huge guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it. 25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that! The gxrl you just called portly? She's been starving hirself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The bxy you called stupid? Hie has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now hie's getting depressed. The gxrl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing hir hair, and spending ALL hir money on clothes, getting in trouble, hoping people will like hir. The bxy you just tripped? Hie is maltreated enough at home. Hie doesn't need more at school. There's a lot more to people than you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile! (We are so beating Luke at ruling the world. Muhahaha!) If you hate girly girls and people who think they're all that, copy this into your profile. If you get annoyed when people sit around and gossip for hours, copy this into your profile! If you are a feminist, copy this into your profile. If you like being utterly random copy and PASTE this into your profile. If you have ever loaded the dishwasher/dryer/washer and forgotten to turn it on, copy this into your profile. If you have way too many copy and pastes. copy this into your profile. If you think school systems are ridiculous, copy this into your profile. If you make up your own copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this into your profile already! If you think that being unique is kooler than being cool copy this into your profile. 1.Write the name of a person of a different gender. 2.Which is your favorite color out of black, red blue, green, and yellow? 3. First initial? 4.Your birth month? 5.Which color do you like more, Black or White? 6. Name of a person the same gender as you are. 7. Your favorite number? 8. You like California or Florida more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Me! Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. Ahhh i see so ive got love and friendship! L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your 5. If you chose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you chose... Florida: You are a laid back person. (SG: Gee, THAT aged like eggnog left out until Valentine's Day.) 9. If you chose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! If you want to learn Japanese, put this in your profile. If you are REALLY MAD that Borders was closed, copy and paste this into your profile!!! If you hate Twilight and/or Justin Beiber, copy and paste this into your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people (socs), PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you're a gxrl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a tomboy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! [2018 me was a trans bifauxnen]. 40 Things You Don't Need To Know about me! 1. Where's #1 on your top 8? 2. What is your favorite possession? 3. Do you own a gun? 4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? 7. What's your favorite Xmas song? 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? 9. Can you do a push up? 10. Is your bathroom clean? 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? 12. Do you take painkillers? 13. What is your secret weapon with regards to relationships? 14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder) 15. What's your name? 16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment 17. Name the last 3 things you have bought 18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink 19. Current worry? 20. Current hate? 21. Favorite place(s) to be? 22. How did you bring in the New Year? 23. Where would you like to go? 24. Do you own slippers? 25. What shirt are you wearing? 26. Favorite color(s)? 27. Are you LGBTQIAplus? 28. Do you sing in the shower? 29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child? 30. Best bed sheets as a child? 31. Worst injury you've ever had? 32. Who is your loudest friend? 34. Does someone have a crush on you? 35. Do you wish on shooting stars? 36. What is your favorite candy? 37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding? 38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral? 39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night? 40. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up? 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Acne scars all over my face. How? Nonconsensual pimple popping on the part of my mother. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? A pre-transition photo of me, and an HVAC mini-split. 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? How would I know? 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Chiptune. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Legally: 3:55 AM on one document, 3:54 on another. (My birth must have been very... paced on the dot... And it's ironic that my DOB of May 30th, 2002 is EXACTLY 38 weeks after 9/11. My parents actually told me that I was concieved on 9/11. So not only is my time of birth ON Memorial Day wacky, but my conception timing is also wacky. My life is a complete feffadoo.) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To live in Vancouver, Canada. 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The Pokemon Dream World. 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Cell phone and PC. 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'10"-6'0" depending on Scoliosis, if my spine were straight I'd be 6'4". I oscillated TWICE! 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Hell yes. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Yes. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Myself. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GXRL? I don't know. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE IN ANYONE YOU WANT A RELATIONSHIP WITH? Heterochromia with green hair. 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Maybe on a dock, over looking the water. 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Energy drink! 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pineapple. (Or, at least, it was, before I stopped being able to have fructose a decade ago.) 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Filet Mignon. 20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? NO! (The cracker brand is a whole different story entirely.) 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Two pride bracelets. 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes. 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Whatever the counterpart to TomboyX is. (If YOU know what THAT is, props to you.) 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yep. 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Cats (2024: R.I.P.) and Dogs. 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? You can't prevent yourself from falling in love with someone, but hopefully said party would like you back and they would stay and get a house... 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Face-to-face. 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 15. 31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunette. 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My friend. 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Bigots. 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES?. No. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Bugs, I HATE them. 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Never met anyone famous. 37. FIRST JOB? Never had one. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? NO. 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Eating and drinking (Tea.) 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Not yet. (I plan on getting a PPV with no orchi and MAYBE a uterus transplant (when science matures), as well as facial feminization surgery.) 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My comedic side. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope. 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Retro gaming stuff. 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 3 (4 if there's a surprise, but not intentionally), but that's assuming it even happens. 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yeah, if I actually see any. 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Trader Joe's Tea Tree. 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's absolute chaos. So no. Fuck no! 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Pastrami! 52. ANY BAD HABITS? Dancing to music, I kind of do that a lot. 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Why would I answer this question, I mean I got enough embarassment last time? 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Oh yes. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not that much. 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Venting about it on Discord. (Sometimes that hasn't gone well.) 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? The Internet. 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Dolls and Hot Wheels! 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? 100. 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yes. 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Yeah. Got a problem with that? 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GXRL? Looks, intellect, humor, character, thoughtfulness. 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? R 67. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Green Day. 68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? MythBusters. 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? 1220 on SAT. 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Touchdown Sundae. 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yeah. 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 13 years ago. 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? No. 74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Can't drive. :'( 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? They can if they want to! 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Fell by Persune and covered by Genatari. 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Tea, and still drinking it. 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend. 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Eyes. 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? "Biohazard" by Crusher-P. 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Bigots. 82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? January! 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini! 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Green. 86. EYE COLOR? All 3 forms of heterochromia! 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Sonic. 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No. 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Saiki K. 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? May 30th, my birthday! 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Synthesizer. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat. 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs. 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships. 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A metal print of my artwork. 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't have one yet. 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Last book I read... uhh,... 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Nonexistent. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. |
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