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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and RWBY.

"Give in to the happy side of life. We have ramen. And apple dumplings"

Naruto, in How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette

"If any idiot ever tells you that life would be meaningless without death, Hyperion recommends killing them."

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Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay by Saphroneth reviews
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 576,343 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 4,498 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Viridescent by darkfire1220 reviews
As a child, Izuku decided it would be better if he were Quirkless than to have a power that scared everyone. Now a teenager and looking to enter U.A, he finds himself as the protege of All Might and a student of the best heroes in the nation- but there's no running from a part of you, and he's learning the hard way that you have to accept all of yourself to be a real hero.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 449,616 - Reviews: 4491 - Favs: 8,074 - Follows: 8,678 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 9/19/2017 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Ochako U., Katsuki B.
Of Elder Scrolls and Huntsmen: Dragon Rose by JessesanMan reviews
Team RWBY finds themselves in a strange, new world where Grimm are nonexistent and magic is commonplace. They journey to find a way home, but along the way are caught up in several ancient prophecies and must save this world they find themselves in. As time goes on, they adapt to the dangerous land of Skyrim and fight against its foes be they small, large, or godly.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 82 - Words: 886,853 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Team RWBY
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 183,698 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 10/11 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Hunters of Justice by trestwho reviews
Remnant has fallen, its cities captured and its greatest defenders defeated at the hands of the alien conqueror, Brainiac. In the aftermath of his victory, the people of Remnant's last hope lies in the hands of two teams of students, whisked away to another world. A world where Gods walk among them.
Crossover - Justice League & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 50 - Words: 619,084 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 9/10 - Published: 9/6/2018 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Promises of a Wandering Hero by Neoalfa reviews
He promised to be a Hero capable of saving everyone. But before that he made other promises he can't remember under a different name. How will Shirou react when he finds his lost past? - Shirou/Multi Mature Contents.
Crossover - Love Hina & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,309 - Reviews: 3401 - Favs: 5,973 - Follows: 6,563 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Shirō E.
From Fake Dreams by Third Fang reviews
Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 1,063,838 - Reviews: 9329 - Favs: 10,069 - Follows: 9,836 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Shirō E.
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,168 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 7,344 - Follows: 8,279 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 5/7/2013
Ouroboros: the Endless Cycle by WANMWAD reviews
Judy is the first rabbit to become a member of the City Guard, the law enforcement group that keeps the magical city-state of Zootopia running smoothly. Her first real assignment should be simple: serving as a courier. She quickly finds, however, that she's been assigned to escort a mysterious fox alchemist and that not everything may be as it seems.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 273,796 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies by Emerald Ashes reviews
Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,000 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/7 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 90 - Words: 867,837 - Reviews: 2625 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 2,787 - Updated: 12/16/2019 - Published: 3/12/2012
Constellations by UnwelcomeStorm reviews
The sun rises over Brockton Bay.
Crossover - Okami & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 117,044 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,980 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Amaterasu, Skitter
To Protect Everything by LordDraekai reviews
After Shanks saved his life, Luffy swore that he would become a Marine Admiral in order to protect everything dear to him. After training in the Marines, Luffy sets off to prove that he is the greatest Marine since his Grandfather. No devil fruit Luffy in the beginning. Slight OOC Marine!Luffy. A Luffy who wants to be the Hero and share the meat.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 345,313 - Reviews: 1692 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 4,336 - Updated: 8/23/2019 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Luffy, unknown 1
RWBY Zero by TheMaster4444 reviews
With the Vytal Festival in full swing, Teams RWBY and JNPR are shocked when an unexpected family member arrives at the school. Elsewhere, Cinder's wild card teammate proves himself a dangerous enigma, and Arturia tries to prevent a loved one from following her old path. New players have come to Remnant, and a golden shadow is ready to change the game for everyone.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 95 - Words: 614,638 - Reviews: 2849 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 7/7/2019 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Saber, Archer, Ruby R., Jaune A. - Complete
Boop the Snoot for Critical Damage! by The Mad Dragon reviews
Fusing the high-octane universe of RWBY with the high-octane universe of Borderlands, the Boopverse aims to become the highest of octanes! Join an all-new and gently warped version of Team RWBY as they seek the Vault of Pandora, with all of it's treasures... and all of it's horrors.
Crossover - Borderlands & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/13/2019 - Published: 5/29/2019
Immortal by LaughingLefou reviews
Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,720 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 5,451 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
MNSR HNTR by Peroth reviews
Remnant as we know it has changed; humans and Grimm are joined by ferocious, towering monsters, and the world's environment has been reshaped to suit its new rulers. However, humanity is not without hope, nor purpose. Team RWBY seeks to learn more about the monsters and how they can benefit their people, while also seeking fun, profit, and answers to the monster's mysteries.
Crossover - Monster Hunter & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,854 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/2/2019 - Published: 1/4/2019 - Jaune A., Team RWBY
Bloody Maelstrom: Redux by Hector Enix reviews
In a moment of desperation, Naruto is tested by the King of Hell, Blood Hounduar. Afterwards, he is resurrected as the Warrior-Priest of Blood, tasked with spreading the faith and eliminating the pseudo-demons that populate the world. Oh what fun...
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/13/2019 - Published: 12/30/2011
Shinobi of the High Seas by Kenchi618 reviews
Naruto's age has passed him by as his time is over. Now he attempts to seek out a place for himself in the new world, and it's bigger than he ever figured it to be! Will be epic in length, NaruHarem
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 588,009 - Reviews: 9361 - Favs: 11,305 - Follows: 10,113 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Supernatural Affairs: Nine Cases by BrokenMimir reviews
(Urban Fantasy Police AU) When Weiss Schnee was recruited into Vale PD's Bureau of Supernatural Affairs by Inspector Ozpin she had no idea what she was getting into. She certainly wasn't expecting to have such a dolt for a partner. Or for someone to try to usher in the apocalypse.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 129 - Words: 416,786 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/20/2018 - Published: 9/1/2017 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] - Complete
Power to Strive by ii-Phoenix-ii reviews
A group of Scouts become trapped in a room for twelve hours and are forced to watch Attack on Titan. [No Pairings]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,089 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
Color Psychology by arenavanera reviews
Ruby is a neurotic prodigy who thought Beacon would teach her to kill Grimm. Instead, she's dropped into a world of schemes and secrets. Hopefully she'll figure things out before anyone's agenda catches up with her.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,158 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Ruby R.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,423 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 2,234 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Infighting, Insanity, and Social Ineptitude by Najio reviews
In which teams are shuffled; Ruby feels like a one-eyed king in a land where everyone else has two; Dove babysits three avatars of chaos and destruction; and Jaune just wants his team to stop arguing for ten consecutive minutes.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 306,202 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Team CRDL, Team RWBY, Team JNPR - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 4,251 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Chaos Theory by Moczo reviews
Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 345,675 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 5,361 - Follows: 4,869 - Updated: 5/21/2018 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 2,391 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Highschool Of Heroes by ginobi47 reviews
At the near end of Shiro's life, Zelretch sends him to a parallel universe where Heroes and Gods are amongst the common populace. A new world and a new adventure awaits him. ShiroXHarem (but seriously, you already expected that)
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 110,145 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 1,842 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/8/2013
Reparations by Gregg Landsman reviews
One hundred and seventy years after the Temple Ship, humanity has spread out among the stars and found to their surprise that the aliens they thought of as monsters and conquerors were saints and jerks just like everyone else. That and as it turns out the Ethereals were really, really sorry.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,323 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/17/2017 - Published: 1/24/2017
A Throne Nobody Wants by Vahn reviews
Written on a dare, a humorous take on what happen if FSN Mordred, Shirou and Arturia ends up in Westeros after their deaths at certain points in their lives. Featuring a Gender Bent Shirou and Arturia. Will be continued due to popularity. Now with an M rating.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,993 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 2,766 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Arturia Pendragon, Mordred, Shirō E., Daenerys T./Dany
Wearing Robert's Crown by drakensis reviews
The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 186,281 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: 12/2/2016 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Tywin L., Jon A.
Sudden Contact by A Very Thirsty Megalomaniac reviews
At the dawn of the Great War, first contact was made between the protoss, imperious firstborn of the xel'naga, and the turians, proud militarists. As the galaxy catches fire at this sudden conflict, unlikely alliances are formed while ancient directives are carried out by the oldest minds in the Milky Way. The Koprulu sector has opened, and the zerg are loose. Now complete!
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 235,523 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 2/9/2015 - James R., Tassadar, Alexei S., Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
A Soul of Fire by Satire Swift reviews
It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 272,640 - Reviews: 1388 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 2,474 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa, No. 01/Miya A., No. 06/Homura - Complete
A Certain Droll Hivemind by EarthScorpion reviews
'No, no,' Misaka-11111 protests, with great concern in her voice. 'Do not read my secret diary. How is it even online? ' she asks, confusion mixing with her alarm. 'If someone were to read it, they would be able to understand my inner thoughts. That is not natural, completely unlike the perfectly normal operations of the Network. Please,' Misaka begs, 'do not read it.'
Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,632 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 10/30/2013
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5997 - Favs: 7,447 - Follows: 9,022 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Crosswinds of Fate by WayFarer2000 reviews
"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 130,810 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Harry P.
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,686 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 4,602 - Follows: 5,317 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4253 - Favs: 8,116 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
World As Myth by MyosotisTeal reviews
For Want of a Nail. Thirteen years ago, Misogi Kumagawa met Zenkichi Hitoyoshi in a hospital nursery. Thirteen years ago, Medaka Kurokami did not.
Medaka Box/めだかボックス - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,888 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Zenkichi H., M. Kumagawa
Bad For Business by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
AU. When a new criminal group starts hitting Dust shops on his turf, professional crook Roman Torchwick and his partner-in-crime Neo decide to investigate - and end up involved in something a bit bigger than robbing shops...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,482 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Roman T., Cinder F., Neo - Complete
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5719 - Favs: 12,387 - Follows: 13,078 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
All Or Nothing by Darridus reviews
Mr. House claims that in ten years, he'll have colonists set up on the moon. But what about twenty years later? Thirty? The sky is the limit when Mr. House and his top lieutenant discover alien ruins on Mars, and make a discovery that will change the galaxy forever.
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 158,660 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Courier
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 4,986 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 3,860 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15213 - Favs: 23,155 - Follows: 20,340 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35690 - Favs: 26,947 - Follows: 19,815 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Weaver Nine by Thinker6 reviews
Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,719 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 2/9/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Skitter, Jack Slash
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 3,213 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,548 - Follows: 3,743 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 9066 - Favs: 9,201 - Follows: 5,563 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3756 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 5,278 - Follows: 5,500 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,931 - Follows: 2,341 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
Haigeki by Xylix reviews
His friends kidnapped by magical girls, Ranma is pushed beyond his limits to retrieve them.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 212,278 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Ranma - Complete
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Wabi Sabi by gabriel blessing reviews
The tender love between a boy and a girl, and all it implies: stolen kisses, gentle touches, broken bones, ball gags, fights to the death, the end of the world, cannibalism... Wait, what? A love story that goes where it really shouldn't have gone, and yet still ends up happy.
Crossover - Air Gear & Sankarea/さんかれあ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55,460 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Itsuki "Ikki" M., Rea S. - Complete
The Final Frontier by Sorcerer of the East reviews
Life did not end with the closing of the Fourth Great Shinobi War. Humanity grew as they continued to progress onward. It was not fast nor easy, but humans reached for the stars, and took them. With a greater danger approaching from the dark corners of space and strange new species filled with grudges and hatred, can they ever reclaim the dream of True Peace they once had?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,198 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - J. Garson
Nerve Damage by CrossyCross reviews
Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,601 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,663 - Follows: 3,277 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Shirō E.
Everything To Me by lord of the land of fire reviews
Shinji is brought along by his father and meets Rei, forming a special bond.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 78,839 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Rei A., Shinji I.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 17,893 - Follows: 16,155 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
A Red Dawn by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
Being taken to another world by unknown forces, Naruto tries to find a way back to his own world. But will he want to return to home after living there for so long? Naruto/Luciela
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 149,780 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Naruto U., Luciela
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 2,335 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 5,887 - Follows: 3,980 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 7,274 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ask Me No Questions by Nugar reviews
From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,126 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,536 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 5,835 - Follows: 5,523 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/31/2010
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 3,439 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 7,933 - Follows: 4,774 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Prince of Thieves by Myshu reviews
200 years after the Mist War, Luthane Crescent goes on a pilgrimage to seek out his heritage. All he's found is a Genome with a wild streak and a big secret...
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,352 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Freya C. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
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A quiet talk reviews
Like all fans, I have theories and ideas perpetually bouncing around my head. This is my first piece of headcanon that I found myself so obsessed with I actually finished putting it in words. Tell me what you think.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Ruby R. - Complete
The 319th assassination attempt on Gaara reviews
Rain ninjas make an attempt on Gaara's life after the Kage Summit. AKA, why Gaara is badass ; written after reading one too many fic about his supposed weaknesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Complete