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Joined 06-15-14, id: 5807821, Profile Updated: 08-30-15
Author has written 3 stories for Lunar Chronicles, and Seven Kingdoms Trilogy.

I'm a nerd, and I know it. But, let's face it, everyone has a nerdy side. So saying that I'm a nerd is a very vague description. Let's make it more specific:

Here are a few of my favorite books (yes I just made a Sound of Music reference) (and let's assume that the Bible doesn't count because really, that's a given):

  1. Winterling by Sarah Prineas (unfortunately no one has heard of it)
  2. Bitterblue by Kristin Cashore (for both our sakes I'm only listing my favorite in each series and not the entire series)
  3. Cress by Marissa Meyer
  4. Brisingr by Christopher Paolini
  5. This Book Is Not Good For You by Pseudonymous Bosch (I must have a thing for third books)

And I have many more, but if I listed them all we would both be here all day. Notice that 4 out of 5 of the books listed were fantasy, and the other 1/5 was science-fiction, which it technically in the same genre. That should tell you something about my reading habits. (Books with romance? Yes please. Books about romance? NO THANK YOU.)

And here is a list of my favorite book characters (or at least the first ten):

  1. Po
  2. Saf
  3. Rook
  4. Thorne
  5. Arya
  6. Bitterblue
  7. Max-Ernest
  8. Fire
  9. Cress
  10. Scarlet

Ahem. The fact that the first four were guys means nothing, I assure you.

Everyone has an OTP. I have about 50. I'll give you the first ten.

  1. Saf X Bitterblue (as with my favorite books I will limit one per book/series but keep in mind these are very hard decisions to make.)
  2. Cress X Thorne (I mean really, Thorne's first name LITERALLY means Cresswell. It's meant to be.)
  3. Killian X Emma (yeah, this one isn't from a book. Sue me. Actually please don't, I can't afford a lawyer.)
  4. Eragon X Arya
  5. Leo X Calypso (from the Heroes of Olympus series, although you probably already knew that.)

And last but not least, my favorite book quotes:

  1. "Everyone loves Lienid!"
  2. "Holy spades, I'm a genious."
  3. "Everyone has their weaknesses. Mine is shoes."
  4. "I see now I should have taken greater care of her face."
  5. "Is 'BALLS' a question, Lady Queen?"

That's it with the ordered lists. You have no idea how difficult it is to write ordered lists in you fanfiction bio on an iPad.

I have a low tolerance for bad words and condiments. I love books, bunnies, food, Once Upon a Time, Psych, and Agents of SHIELD. I hate heights and fire and conversion factors. I like book characters more than I like real people. I have mixed feelings about politics and guacamole. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day.

You may have heard of me. (Name of the Wind reference)

(In case you haven't noticed, I also frequently make references to mostly books but also movies, TV shows, and songs.)

Also, my sister just made a fanfiction account. Her pen name is Heartbreakerr. And account-promotion is what sisters are for (among other things).

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Planning Ever After by SecretInk reviews
(AU) When Cress and Thorne are tasked with planning Kai and Cinder's big wedding, sparks fly between the two wedding planners who couldn't be more different: Thorne's cool elegance clashes with Cress's flowery romance. For now, they're stuck with each other - for better or for worse. But Cress and Thorne have to learn that some things can't be planned ... [Moon-Mirage]
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,306 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 1/22/2017 - [Cress, Thorne] [Cinder L./Selene, Kai]
To the Moon and Back by I Wield The Pen reviews
A collection of humorous, romantic, and thrilling one-shots/ continued stories all in one place! Latest Chapter: Hilarity ensues as the crew blows up their group chat after a night of heavy drinking. Items were stolen, quickie weddings occurred, and Jacin is forced to drive around Luna and pick up all these lightweights.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,562 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai, Thorne, Cress
The Hazard of Being a Baker's Daughter by SillyUsagi reviews
One night while on patrol, Adrien notices flour in Ladybug's hair. When Marinette complains about the flour from her dad's bakery the next day at school, he starts to get suspicious. (aka "The Flour Reveal Fic")
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,569 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 1/13/2016 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug]
Tell Her by mahalicious reviews
What if Chat Noir couldn't take the arrow for Ladybug on Valentine's Day?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,018 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir
Little Kitten by CreativityFlow reviews
Despite everything, Plagg really does care for Adrien. He cares for every Chat Noir he's ever been with. They're his kittens, and even if they've become stories of the past, he remembers each and every one. He also remembers every Ladybug, but for another reason all together.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Tikki, Plagg - Complete
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Once Upon a Monsean Courtyard reviews
For the Rampion's inhabitants, getting swept away to a strange land isn't the hard part. It's getting back that will prove to be difficult.
Crossover - Seven Kingdoms Trilogy & Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 8/29/2015 - Po, Katsa, Bitterblue, Cinder L./Selene
Desert-ed reviews
We all know what happened to Cress after she was kidnapped by Jina and the lot. And we all know Thorne rescued her like the hero he won't admit he is. But how did he get to Farafrah? (Two-part story)
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Complete
Captain Cinder? reviews
In which there is a slight confusion as to who commands the Rampion.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Thorne, Cress - Complete