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Joined 04-29-04, id: 580843, Profile Updated: 11-24-11
Author has written 6 stories for Artemis Fowl, Card Captor Sakura, Deltora Quest, Mighty Boosh, and Doctor Who.

I don't write fanfiction anymore, sorry! I won't be adding new chapters to any stories.

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The Ballad Of Old Gregg by honest iago reviews
SLASH. Howard's having a few problems getting over his ordeal in Old Gregg's cave now he's safely back in London. Can Vince help?
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,569 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
Deep Eremophobia by MissMoppet reviews
Vince wonders why Howard hates to be touched. And just what is it that Dixon Bainbridge is making him do now that he's been demoted to personal valet? Takes place after Tundra. Warnings: slash, etc.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Your Biggest Secret Fan by MissMoppet reviews
After mucking about with Naboo's magical grooming products, Vince & Howard have been returned to puberty and have to endure school all over again. Can they cope with having old brains encased in tight, youthful faces? Warning: slash, Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Window by honest iago reviews
Howard talks to Gideon as Vince looks on through the window of the hut. Vince realises that he just might be jealous of Gideon... Slightly slashy drabble.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
The mall at the end of the universe by Queen of Nutism reviews
What happens when the futurama crew take a visit to planet consumerwhore 6? Well here's a hint, Fry discovers the world's biggest food court, Leela bumps into Zapp whilst launching his new range of lingerie and Bender discovers a kleptomaniacs paradise. C
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005
Why Do I Feel So Alone? by xTamx reviews
My first fic! Set 5 years after the Eternity code, Artemis finally begins to regain his memory and a new opponent has appeared. Chapter 9 is up! PG-13 Rating is for occasional language and mayyybe some relationship later. R&R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,305 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004
StarCrossed by kremlinmirrors reviews
WARNING: Eternity Code Spoilers! ArtemisHolly. When Artemis regains his memories, what path will he choose?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 4/18/2004
Dark Waters by IceAngel7 reviews
Sharn falls ill to a poison so deadly an antidote cannot be found in Deltora. Loyalties divide and hearts are torn apart by the quest to save the mother of the King.
Deltora Quest - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,026 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2004 - Published: 9/25/2002
Truth or Dare! by Random Mushroom reviews
The Artemis Fowl characters get whisked out of where ever they are by giant hands to participate in a game of Truth or Dare.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Where the Dwarves Go by seawinter windgirl reviews
What will become of Mulch and Artemis? Something is corrupting the Haven, but will they be the one to solve the mystery? REWRITE! PLEASE R&R AGAIN!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004
Gulp! A School Story by coolcube reviews
Artemis changes schools to Ginger's junior high class. Which could be bad, very bad. Because there is something nobody knows about her, not even her best friends or the lunch lady. Why she asks to come in to school, has pointy ears, and can write in code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Frond Legacy by RaptorK reviews
Artemis tracks down the 'enemy' who inserted the contacts from EC, Holly finds a hidden secret about the first elven king. FIRST ONE REVIEW PLEASE!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
The War of The Worlds by darklight ascendant reviews
An old evil has arisen to take over the worlds, and it's up to Arty to find an ancient artifact to stop it. But is he up to it when he's infected his entire world with illogicity? CHAP 2 UP! PG for naked fairy - it's not as bad as it sounds...wink
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004
The Memory Files by D'Arvit Tyranny reviews
Post-EC. Foaly takes the weekend off and invites Julius Root and Root's ex-wife Ariel over for movies and booze. And what better film is there to watch besides Artemis Fowl's memory files?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/25/2004
Izzy by D'Arvit Tyranny reviews
Three decades later, a Fowl family member dies. In hopeless desolation, the loved ones of the deceased - fairies and humans alike - seek strength within each other to fight the encompassing darkness. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Complete
Definitely Worth the Trouble by D'Arvit Tyranny reviews
... to read this fic. Find out what happens when Trouble Kelp asks Holly out for lunch. If he'll EVER get through to asking her in the first place, that is. Expect ample cheese, corn, and torture.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2004
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Apples and Pears and Various Other Fruit reviews
Dr Who crossover. The Doc & Rose follow a distress signal to the zooniverse, where Bainbridge has 'heroically' acquired a dalek. Vince is mistaken for the Doctor's companion, someone is EXTERMINATED & we uncover the real reason why they end up in Dalston.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Somewhere In Between reviews
A boy genius, an elf, a dwarf, a pro wrestler and a centaur all walk into a bar... Artemis, Holly and Mulch have been gallivanting around town in an ignorant bliss, but now something evil is coming. Is it a new foe, or one they had thought long defeated?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,182 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Never send a mod to do a man's job reviews
Howard 'man of action' Moon has landed he and Vince jobs at the cinema. But when Vince accidentally spills a potion over the 'Quadrophenia' film reel, the mod is left running for his life from a bunch of rockers. Too bad he's not wearing practical shoes..
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Deltora Quest: The Last Quest reviews
The Belt is complete and the Four Sisters have been destroyed. Lief is coming to grips with his feelings for Jasmine, but Sharn wants him to marry another girl! Le gasp! But how can he propose when the Shadow Lord won't stop attacking?
Deltora Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/12/2006
Cardcaptor Sakura: The Melody of Tomorrow reviews
Many years have passed in quiet Tomoeda & Sakura has taken to fighting crime! Suddenly, someone enters Sakura’s new life, throwing it into disarray. Someone who will change her forever…
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Artemis Fowl: The Mastermind reviews
This story will not be completed, as I'm focussing my energy on writing a new Artemis Fowl story. If you enjoyed 'The Mastermind', please read my new fic 'Somewhere In Between'.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,405 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S.