Author has written 16 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Naruto, Shaman King, Sonic the Hedgehog, Dragon Ball Z, Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Assassination Classroom/暗殺教室.
Name: People call me Kitty
Age: Old enough not to tell you
Gender: I am female
Hobbies: singing, making dolls, dancing (horrible dancer), reading, writing, playing video games, Duel Monsters, watching many animes, chatting online
Likes: Pretty much anything that has to do with anime, writing, painting, singing, dancing, Yaoi, Yuri
Dislikes: Flamers, Amy/Sonic fics (Just rubs me the wrong way), liars, cheaters, off-key singers, liars, bullies, liars, Honors English, biology, Honors geometry, LIARS, homophobes, people who judge quickly
Faves of Stuff
Fave anime shows: Axis Powers: Hetalia, Fairytail, Pandora Hearts, Pokémon, Beyblade, TMNT (All the seasons except 'Fast Forward', I found that kind of pointless), Keroro Gunso, Pet Shop of Horrors, Medabots, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Negima, Soul Eater, Shaman King, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto (BEFORE SHIPPUDEN!), Case Closed, Fruits Basket, Ranma 1/2, Yu-Gi-Oh! (GX IS EVIL! But the characters aren’t, just the actual show.), Megaman: NT Warrior, Inu Yasha, Dragonball GT
Fave Live Action Shows: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Bones, CSI: Miami
Fave songs (I HAVE A LOT!): New Divide by Linkin Park, Walkie Talkie Man, Little Wonders by Rob Thomas, Pretty Boy (both the English and Chinese version) by M2M, I'm Gay by Bowling for Soup, It's a Small World (Rapmania! Mix) by Fan_3, lots of songs by Lemon Demon, Poor Unfortunate Souls by Jonas Brothers, My Favorite Game by the Cardigans, Sonic X theme song, World of Yu-Gi-Oh, No Matter What, We are Sonic: Sonic Underground, You’re Not Me, Shadow Games, The Great Pretender, songs from Sonic Adventures 1 and 2, Sonic Heroes songs, Full Moon by Sonata Artica (And of course many more)
Fave Vocaloid songs: Kokoro, Kiseki Kokoro, Love is War, World is Mine, Spice, Trick or Treat, The Demon and the Daughter, Fear Garden, No Thank You, Daughter of Evil, Servant of Evil, Insane Love, Tripe Baka, Hold Release, Melt, Meltdown, Toeto, Rolling Girl, I Wish That They'd Just Die, Matryoska, The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka, Kagome Kagome, Alice Human Sacrifice, Just Be Friends, iNSaNiTY, Conchita, The Riddler Who Can't Solve Riddles
Fave Books: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Series of Unfortunate events
Fave Manga: All LoZ mangas (They are awesome, GO READ THEM!), Hatsune Mix, Yu Yu Hakusho, Chobits, Ouran High School Host Club, The Pokémon Adventure Manga, Pet Shop of Horrors, Full Metal Alchemist, Pokémon; Diamond and Pearl Adventure, My Heavenly Hockey Club
Fave games: Pokémon (All)
Legend of Zelda; Twilight Princess/Majora’s Mask/Ocarina of Time/Wind Waker/ Oracle of Seasons/Link’s Awakening/Phantom Hourglass
NiGHTS; Journey of Dreams
Super Smash Bros/Brawl/Melee
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle/Adventure DX Director’s Cut/Heroes/Riders/Unleashed
Spyro the Dragon/Riptoc’s Rage/Year of the Dragonfly/A New Beginning
Fave Movies: Pokémon Heroes, Pokémon 4ever, Transformers the Movie, Transformers; Revenge of the Fallen, Meet the Robinsons, Pokémon; The Rise of Darkrai, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Silent Hill, TMNT, How To Train Your Dragon, Interstella 5555, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Kiki's Delivery Service, Whisper of the Heart, The Cat Returns, Avatar, Frozen
Characters I hate most: Oogie Boogie (Nightmare before Christmas)
Malfoy/"Professor" Snape/Dumbledore (Harry Potter)
Egghead-I mean Eggman/Amy Rose/Sally (Sonic)
Kaoru/Megumi (Rurouni Kenshin)
Kagome/Kikiyo (Inu Yasha)
Tea/Miho (season 0)/Vivian/Rebecca/Pegasus/The Big Five (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Keiko (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Sentinel Prime (Transformers Animated)
Lucian/May/Team Rocket/Baron Alberto/Loverina (Pokémon)
Momoka/Mois/Sumomo/Pururu/Mirara/Miruru (Keroro Gunso)
Fave sayings: (Will add more later)
"When in doubt, go to the library...and drag the nearest poor soul with you"- me
Kitty: -PMSing- Thaaat's IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA F*IN' AUTOBOTS, ON THIS MOTHA F*IN' ARK!
Everybody else: *wisely edge away*
Blitzwing: Never give up. Never surrender. NEVERMIND!
Kitty: MAKE UP YOUR MIND FOR PRIMUS' SAKE!
Kitty: -smirks before smacking SP with her hammer and balancing it on her shoulder- I may be a bitch but I'm the bitch and that's top bitch to you.
Megatron: "You're either lying or you're stupid!"
Starscream: "I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Kat: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Blurr: The name is Blurr.
Bee: Humamna, humamna, humamna... -passes out from energon overload-
Sari and Kitty: Wow... talk about a "Hot Rod" (pun not intended)
Kitty: -playfully whistles- Nice bod Blurr!
Kitty: >:3 -pounces on Blurr-
Blurr: -whines- GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF! -runs around the room-
Kitty: Never! XD Mine mine!
Twin: -now openly laughing-
Kitty: O.o Hoooookay... RedAlert! A little help here!
Kitty: -one hand on hip- Use the K.I.S.S.-style = keep it simple stupid!
Kat: -crosses arms- You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile
Kat: -while fighting the decepticons- Sunshine, Lollypops an’ rainbows everything that's I'MGONNACUTYOURTHROATANDUSEYOURENERGONASSYRUPONMYWAFFLES wonderful is sure to come when we're together!
Everybody else: O_O;
-Kat and Sari are playing around-
Sari: You stole the Allspark from my people, Decepticon! This is MADNESS!
Kat: Madness? My dear Autobot, This! Is! TRANSFORMERS!
Both: -collapse into giggles-
Kat: Say hello to my little transformer!
BB: Little!? Why can't it just be 'Transformer'?!
Kitty: -drunk- And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my transformers!
Jetfire: _ No more energon for you.
Kat: -sarcastically to her ex- I could dance with you 'til the transformers come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the transformers 'til you came home.
Fave Movie Quotes
"There must be a mistake! I'm not dead!" – Victor (Corpse Bride)
"You may now kiss the bride." – Emily (Corpse Bride)
“O-kay, goodbye!” – Lewis (Meet the Robinsons)
“THAT is an excellent question!” – Wilbur (Meet the Robinsons)
“If my family finds out I brought you from the past, they’ll bury me alive and dance on my grave and I’M NOT EXAGERATING! Well, yes I am but that’s not the point!” – Wilbur –yes again- (Meet the Robinsons)
“I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through.” – Tiny (Meet the Robinsons)
Hiccup: Dat-da-dah! We're dead. - How to Train Your Dragon
Hiccup: [reading in the Dragon Manual] Eats its victims... burns its victims... buries its victims, chokes its victims, turns its victims inside-out... - How to Train Your Dragon
Fishlegs: I'm okay! [the Gronkle he's riding flips over and lands on top of him] Less okay! - How to Train Your Dragon
Astrid: [swinging off the top of a huge tree] Hiccup! Get me DOWN from here!
Hiccup: No, just - let me explain...
Astrid: I am not listening to ANYTHING you have to say.
Hiccup: Okay, then I won't talk. Just... let me show you.
Astrid: [Astrid heaves herself up and onto Toothless] Okay. Now get me down!
Hiccup: Toothless, down. GENTLY. [Toothless spreads his wings out as if to glide down, but he then takes off at high speed straight up] Toothless, what's the matter with you? [to Astrid] Er... he's not usually like this... [Toothless banks and soars down] Oh no... [Toothless flies in and out of the sea] Toothless, what are you doing? We need her to like us! [Toothless flies up and starts spinning] Aaand... now the spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile. - How to Train Your Dragon
Least favorite sayings:
"I'm your princi PAL."
"Where did you get that?" "Uh... Internet?"
Stuff that shows I hate Barney:
“I hate you. You hate me. Let’s tie Barney to a tree. With a knife through his back and a bullet through his head. Sorry kids, but Barney’s dead.”
“On top of Old Smokey, all covered in snow, I shot damn Barney, with one final blow. I went to his funeral. I went to his grave. But when they all threw flowers, I threw a grenade. Then I turned around, saw that he was not dead. So I took out my shot gun and blew off his head.”
“Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skies, over the hills I go, I’m crashing through the trees. The snow is turning red; I think I’m almost dead. They rushed me to the hospital, I almost lost my head! Hey! 911! 911! Barney’s on the run. I took out my old shotgun and blew him to the sun!”
“I hate you, you hate me. Let’s chase Barney up a tree. With an AK-47, Barney’s on the floor. No more purple dinosaur.”
“Women and men will, occasionally, act the same in some situations... such as when they're on fire!” - Me
"Now I'm going to go bang my head against the wall." "... You do that." – Me and a friend
“Boys are like lava lamps, they're fun to watch, but not so bright!” - Anonymous
“Even my issues have issues.” - Me
“Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it.”- Me
“Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it!” – Anonymous
“I have some advice for ya; Click your heels together and say I NEED A LIFE.” - Anonymous
“I ran into my ex the other day. I hit reverse and hit him again” - Anonymous
“Distraction, thy name is Shadowfox.” - Me
“Hahahahahahahahaha... No.” - Me
“I have only two rules. 1: All preps must DIE and 2: never be normal!” - Anonymous
“A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. But a best friend will be sitting with you saying, "Man, we fucked up! But it was definitely worth it!" " – Anonymous
“Yo ho ho and A BOTTLE OF FUCK NO!” –multiple people
"You have two demons, two humanoid animals, and two spiritually adept humans running around an otaku's house, when did normal come into the equation?"
Opening his eyes, Silver groaned as he focused. The figure standing over him gave a sigh of relief. "Oh... I thought you might have been... OH! Where are my manners? Hi!" Silver blinked. "Huh... you're... a..." Having focused, Silver saw he was looking at a Totodile. "...a Totodile... a TALKING Totodile!" Blinking, the Pokèmon stared back at him. "Of course. You're a Pokèmon too, and you can talk." Silver's eyes widened. "I... what?!" Rolling over, he glanced into a nearby puddle, and let out a loud shriek, which scared up a flock of Pidgey. "I'M A CYNDAQUIL!"
Kitty: Kid's a magical pinata!
Fan fic quotes
I want to give up but I can’t because I’m the bloody Boy Who Can’t Die. - Harry Potter An Aunt's Love
“I’ve been taken hostage. Fear me,” - Harry Potter Adrift in A World
“I'm a cowboy, I got the night on my side,” - Harry Potter Adrift in A World
“What, being in an abbey when I was a kid, having a crazy family and being with people like you? I was bound to snap eventually.” Kai answers. - Beyblade Hilarious Beyblade Stories
“I need a strong drink in order to process everything that was just said. In fact, I think I need to get drunk because I could have just sworn that Harry Bloody Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, Gryffindor Martyr, is now in charge of this school and my salary.” - Harry Potter SEE What?
Harry put the blame squarely where it was due. Voldemort was at fault, and Voldemort was dead. Fitting.
"Except for the fact that you just don’t know when to give up and die." – Harry Potter Redemption
"Cool. It's going to be more entertaining around here then," Tyson said. Kai got up and pushed Tyson to the floor and grabbed his hat and ran into the kitchen where Rei and Mystel were. "My HATTTTT!!" Tyson whined like a child. Zeo giggled. "What a loser," Kai murmured as he sat at the table in the kitchen.
"Awww, Kai don't be like that. You’re probably his stress center right now. Stop or he'll go back to his old ways," Mystel explained softly. Kai nodded and smiled. Rei threw an egg at Kai and smiled mischievously.
"Dat's my revenge, Kai, master of torture," Rei said. Kai made strangling gestures, but kept his cool. "Whatever, you deserve that little ... what ever he is," Kai said, wiping off the egg. Rei giggled just like a girl. – Beyblade LoveyDovey
“So, do you think they’ll rename you as the Brain-who-Lived now?” – Harry Potter Summer of Independence
‘Well we had Malfoy the amazing bouncing ferret a couple of years ago, now we have Ron the incredible squeaking weasel,’ – Harry Potter Failure of the Light
As for my mental health, I assure you that I am suitably sane, angst ridden and apathetic as boys my age are generally expected to be. – Harry Potter Transcendence
Soon Harry found himself once again flanked by his housemates as they headed to the dungeons. Somehow, Harry was surprised to find he was starting to get used to the feeling of protection. In the past it was this very group that he needed protection from. The strangeness of his situation still boggled his mind if he allowed himself to think of it. So he opted not to think about it. Instead he just accepted it as the course of life as Harry Bloody Potter. – Harry Potter Slytherin Saviours
“Yeah yeah, you don’t like our relationship, get a lawyer and sue me… But I refuse to lose the best thing that’s ever happened to me to the likes of you, Princess…” – Super Smash Brothers Lovers and Friends
“Oh for crying out loud Snape, pack it in. You’re freaking me out. It’s me…Harry. You know…The-Boy-Who-Snake-Face-Wants-To-Kill-But-Can’t-Quite-Manage-It.” – Harry Potter Eyes of the Jaded
“Now where could he be? Oh where, oh where has that little bird gone, oh where, oh where could he be?” NiGHTS sang.
My bonnie lies over the ocean…my bonnie lies over the sea…my daddy laid over my mommy…and that’s how they got good old me!
NiGHTS blinked. “Did you just say that?” He asked Will.
“Say what?” Will asked, confused.
“N-Nothing, nothing. I wonder where the old bird’s gone off to?” NiGHTS pondered, floating high in the air. – NiGHTS NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams
“Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts! Mutilated monkey meat, constipated turtle’s feet!” The narrator sang as he strummed on a guitar. “French fried eye balls rollin’ up the dirty street, floating in my blue lemonade, and I forgot the spoon! They gave me chopstiiiicks!” – NiGHTS NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams
“You guys, I don’t mind if you do that in front of me, but you are making my guest feel incredibly awkward! If you want to suck face, please do as the Irish do, and get a room.” – Meet the Robinsons Unraveling
"Sword goes in hand." The shadow warrior repeated.
"Sword will be lodged in Sheik's head if he's not careful," Link warned, drawing the sword nevertheless. - Legend of Zelda Bring me to Light
"Who're you?" Naruto asked.
"I'll give you a clue. I was sealed inside you the day you were born. Yes, I'm inside you and we're in your mind."
"You're Kyubi." Naruto said with no emotion.
"You're smart" Kyubi replied and transformed into a small orange fox with nine tails.
"You're on fire" Naruto simply stated. The Kyubi's eyes widened and it started to run in circles trying to put out the fire until it heard Naruto laugh. It realized that he was making fun of its fur and a vein popped up on its head. - Naruto I am a Legend
"Now Naruto, what do you do when you are affected by genjutsu?" the old hokage asked lifting Naruto by his shirt.
"Flood my body with chakra to dispel it" Naruto replied. "But I really want is to learn to fly" he said impatiently.
"Patience Naruto. Now imagine I am placing a genjutsu on you" He said and threw Naruto off the mountain.
"Fuck you old man!" Naruto screamed while falling. - Naruto I am a Legend
Contemplating smacking his head repeatedly against the nearest hard surface, Oz desperately tried to think of awful things. Break in a bikini. No. Break works a bikini, apparently. Eliot. Reo. Eliot and Reo. DAMMIT. Lady Sharon drunk. No. Lady Sharon in a bad mood? SUCCESS. Thank you, you terrifying woman. - Pandora Hearts Homecoming
"Was she ever this hostile when you knew her?" Oz whispered into Jack's ear.
"Never," was all Jack could say looking at Alice as though he'd seen Oz wearing a tutu and dancing the cha-cha around the Abyss. - Pandora Hearts The Altered Rotation
The Sinnoh dex holders got all of us each a plushie of our starter pokemon, and they were pretty big, too, each about a foot and a half tall. I loved my Cyndaquil one, it reminded me of when Explotaro was just a little guy. He'd helped me set Silver on fire. Good times. - Pokemon Admitting
After a few minutes of talking, they both finished their opinions and details and hung up. Yugi looked at Yami and a puzzled expression crossed his face.
"It's official, right? We're dating?"
"Um, yes. Why?"
"I'm the boyfriend, and you're the…..what?" - Yu-Gi-Oh! A Strange Secret
While Minato was taking his first clone-inspired flying lesson and Han was forming a giant ball of pure chakra, Naruto quickly phased underground as, in groups of four, his remaining copies created the same type of barrier that had been used during the Chuunin exams that had claimed the life of the Third, each one of the barriers fixed right behind the other in a straight line in the direction the other Leaf nin had been tossed. - Naruto Reset
Kid opened the door before Soul could finish the statement. "I thought I told you to call an ambulance, not Nygus."
"What the hell are we going to do at a hospital, huh? The nearest one is at Tahoe and it's all a bunch of strait collars that don't even know what the hell we do out here.
"You make us sound like Area 51." Kid grouched.
"You know what I mean. What the hell would the paramedics think when they saw the buildings and all the crazy shit around here? Normal people don't know about us."
"I don't see why not, death is a completely natural process. After all we are just the servants of the..."
Soul smacked his head with his palm.
"Hello, Earth to Kid! We run around slicing down kieshen eggs. Our town looks like Rue Paul designed it. And everything from the name of the cafe to the school has the word 'death' in it. At best someone would think we were some strange Kool-Aid drinking cult. You really don't look around much do you? To the rest of the world this place is freaky. Normal towns don't have cats that turn into women working in strip clubs with witches. They don't have kids with demons popping out of their backs. Normal town have nice little houses that look all alike, not something that looks like the big top from the circus.” - Soul Eater Forever in the Never After
Everything was handed to a shinigami- 'you're now God, here's the world, now make sure it doesn't spontaneously collapse on itself' – Soul Eater harmonize
"Antonio, its 7 am. You're probably not even dressed yet, and the Italian boy won't even be awake!"
"Yeah… He's so cute when he sleeps…"
"Stop smiling, all of this cutesy stuff is making me sick."
"How did you know I was-"
"Because I have awesome powers! And I-"
"Huh? What was that?"
"Shut up, West! I didn't mean to break your stupid toaster!"
"Break it? It's in pieces!"
"It was self-defense!"
Antonio blinked. Self-defense against a toaster?
"Hey Antonio, I got to go. I'm currently climbing onto the roof and I need both hands. Good luck with your life!" - Hetalia Misconceptions and Confessions
The imputation that this boy thought she was scared of him was enough to make her hand send the door sliding shut, jamming it into the wall with unnecessary force. She spun around and saw a young face with bright, laughing green eyes, and an angry red-dark scar set into his forehead that reminded her of something in the back of her mind but right now she had more important things to think about. "I didn't say I was Hermione Granger!"
"I didn't say you said you were Hermione Granger, I just said you were Hermione Granger. If you're asking how I know, it's because I know everything. Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres or Harry Potter for short, I know that probably doesn't mean anything to you for a change -"
Hermione's mind finally made the connection. The scar on his forehead, the shape of a lightning bolt. "Harry Potter! You're in Modern Magical History and The Rise and Fall of the Dark Arts and Great Wizarding Events of the Twentieth Century." It was actually the very first time in her whole entire life that she'd met someone from inside a book, and it was a rather odd feeling.
The boy blinked three times. "I'm in books? Wait, of course I'm in books... what a strange thought." - Harry Potter Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
"Lord Potter," Harry added, removing his outer cloak and revealing his robe, the Potter Family Crest shown clearly on his right shoulder, trimmed in gold, but also giving Lucius a chance to notice Excalibur easily within reach of the Holy Knight. "To you, Lord Malfoy," Harry finished, looking now to Molly as he added, "And Lady Weasley: this is a surprise, my own Vassal House paying me a visit and in the same room as a Malfoy without shedding blood. Can someone call the Devil and see how Hell is enjoying its winter months because it must have frozen over?" - Harry Potter Chronicles of Camelot
“As he fell, he could only lament at the possibility of his tombstone.
Harry James Potter
- Harry Potter, Snapshot Memories
It's more like a game, actually. Karkat is going to come to your town, and leave clues around town for you to find him. It's kind of like hide and go seek got clubbed in the head by a scavenger hunt, except Karkat will also be texting you the entire time to make sure that everything goes smoothly. - Homestuck Kiss You Goodnight
"...So Seto took that moment to show up at the arcade and surprise everyone," Marik was saying, gesturing wildly. "You should have seen it, Hermi-chan. I've never seen Jonouchi-kun so shocked."
Hermione giggled as Seto added, "No one was expecting me to come back a 'nice guy'. I found it all quite humorous."
Yugi chuckled. "I've gotta admit, Seto, I honestly thought you'd never change."
Seto took a spoonful of his ice cream, shaking his head. "It's my yami's fault," he said, half of a smirk forming on his face. He motioned to Yugi and then Bakura. "You end up with Pharaoh Smart Ass, you end up with an evil, sadistic tomb robber. Me? I end up with the five-time recipient of the 'Mr. Happy Go Lucky' award." - Yu-Gi-Oh/Harry Potter YuGiOh! A New Generation of Priests
"Oh, for the love of Ra!" Atem and Yugi shout on the same time Sirius and Ron complain: "Oh, for the sake of Merlin!" Making me hear a combo, sounding like:
What is my favorite: Italy/China, America/Canada, Germany/Prussia, South Korea/Hong Kong, Gold/Silver, Yami/Yugi, Ryou/Bakura, Malik/Marik, Tails/Cosmo/Cream, Tails/Cream, Tails/Cosmo Ash/Paul, Hikaru/Kaoru, Takato/Guilmon, Tai/Izzy Joey/Kaiba, Miku/Len, Sonic/NiGHTS, Tails/Reala, Soul/Kid, Kid/Maka, Soul/Maka/Kid, Soul/Maka
What is Okay: Joey/Mai, Bakura/Marik, Tristan/Serenity, Knuckles/Rouge, Ash/Misty, Tamaki/Haruhi, Tai/Matt, Reala/NiGHTS, Claris/Elliot, Helen/Will
What I’m indifferent on: Noah/Mokuba, Mokuba/Seto, Kaito/Meiko
What I hate: Inuyasha/Kagome, Inuyasha/Kikiyo, Yami/Tea, Yugi/Tea, Ash/May, Sonic/Amy, Shadow/Amy, Rin/Len, Len/Kaito
A silly Christmas Comedy/Musical skit:
"Jingle Bells Jingle Bells.
Hope you like our song.
We have worked so very hard so nothing can go wrong... wrong... wrong... wrong..." Zablocki School Christmas 5th grade choir
"Stop the music! Stop the music! Ok! Take it from the top! And this time, GET IT RIGHT!" - My classmate
"Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, you'll have one more chance.
Join us as we sing this song. If you like, get up and dance.
Clap your hands, click your heels, hope you have a ball.
This will be the very merriest Christmas year of all!" Zablocki School 5th grade choir
5/14/07: STOP HOMOPHOBIA!
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
4/1/11 – You all the ‘no lyrics’ rule, so I’ll cut to the chase. I’ve put my stories with lyrics either on DeviantART (username = AnimeLoverx2) or MediaMiner (username = ImSonicCrazy) So yeah.
Random info about me (Gets updated occasionally)
1) I am a Yaoi fangirl.
2) I tend to start a story, get writer’s block and start a new story.
3) When a song comes on, I randomly start singing along at different parts.
4) I enjoy songs I can’t understand.
5) I loathe sports.
6) I like daydreaming.
7) I enjoy rping.
8) I ask random questions.
9) I am in love with someone who does not exist. (Comment negatively and I will laugh at you.)
10) I don’t use chat speak except for LOL, OMG, WTF, WTH, LMAO, ROTFLMAO, and expressions.
11) You will never hear me say ‘Cowabunga (however you spell it) dude.’
12) I write stories about suicide although I hate the thought or act of it.
13) I hate preps with a passion.
14) I think I'm ugly sometimes.
15) I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. (It was a friend of my mom but I don’t know them…)
16) I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
17) Disney movies still make me cry.
18) I've seen a shooting star.
19) I've wished on a shooting star
20) I'm single.
21) I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
22) I own something from Hot Topic. (I can tell that you, that you shop at Hot Topic! XD)
23) I can sing well. (People say so… I don’t think so but…)
24) I curse regularly.
25) I love white chocolate
26) I am a female gamer.
27) I hate people who TyPe LikE ThIS
28) I hate flamers who say the author sucks at grammar when they are worse than the author.
29) I like writing sad stories when I am a very happy person
30) I enjoy making fun/torturing of my favorite characters and I have no idea why
31) I hate people who read stuff they hate just so they can review it and tell the person that they suck or they are disgusting (I used to be like that, but I have changed for the better.)
32) I have MANY ocs
33) I change obsessions very quickly sometimes
Random World/Percentage/Copy and Paste stuff
95 percent of the female population would cry if Edward Cullen (if real) was about to jump off a 50 story building. Copy and paste if you would be the 5 percent yelling, “JUMP MOTHERFUCKER JUMP!”
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch (whoever they are) told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self-confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold his or her hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.
I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your siggy!
Things you should know about best friends
A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
Friends will ask why you are crying, but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the asshole that made you cry.
If you agree, copy into siggy please!
If you are really random and proud of it, copy this into your siggy.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen, Angelz on Edge, HermioneGranger1993, Singing Tree, Pillowcase, moonlit fang, Tekaru Kite, MizuKitsune10, SoulofGold
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile
I have not, and WILL NOT try pot. If you agree, copy n’ paste
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your siggy and add your name to the ever growing list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil genius of the C.O.C.A., Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, Bloody Salvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, AzarathianWarrior, WolfofDoom, MizuKitsune10, SoulofGold
I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a pessimist.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo Goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the Opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt
I'm dyslexic, so I must be stupid
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I'm NOT a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a SLUT.
I don't have a lot of BLACK friends, so I MUST be racist.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
Girls are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree
If you're a girl and you feel like this because you don't have a boyfriend do emmy20211, Skye-Yue, SoulofGold, (put your name here) a favor and repost this to your page, and whenever that feeling like you're not good enough for a guy comes back go back to your page and re-read it and understand there's ABSOULUTELY nothing wrong with you .
ALSO if you're a girl that HAS a boyfriend and you know that you were an apple at the top of the tree repost this and then say ' Thank you' to your boyfriend for going to the extra effort to get you instead of settling for less than the best .
Girls Don't Realize These Things
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry.' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you're addicted to pocky, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.
If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.
If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you think Yami's the reincarnation of a sex god, copy this to your profile/signature! (What? He is hot... Not as hot as some other characters though, but still hot)
If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature!
If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (mwahaha)
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. That means no fanfiction...
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of the people who are glad Sonic is in Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Nintendo put too many legendary into Sinnoh, copy and paste this into your profile.
If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever done something you regret, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate Archie comics, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head, but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile