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Joined 04-30-04, id: 581702, Profile Updated: 08-28-14
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

I hold my survival more important than fanfiction. Supporters, thank you in advance for your understanding and patience.

I am an American living in the state of Washington, with two useless degrees. I grew up with Japanese and English as mother languages, and studied German for 3.5 years in college. I'm evermore training on kanji; current fluency is about level of a native Japanese high-school student. My hobbies are cooking, art history, writing, and playing co-op video games.

For those wondering about the avatar, it's Angel Salvia/Scarlett O'Hara from Wedding Peach, posing as Winter in a Four Seasons shot.

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Dark Paradise by Tsugi no mai hakuren reviews
Sakura wakes up away from the battlefield. In a world where things are different. People that are long dead walk the streets of Konoha, she finds memories of Haruno Sakura that are not her own, memories with Sasuke. And the longer she stays, the more she forgets who she really is. And for some reason, she can't seem to remember: that this is actually the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,359 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Modern Day I & II by Ukchana reviews
"Where are you hiding, Filia dear?" his wheedling voice mocked with false concern. "Come out, come out!" He tapped his staff against the rock, and with each tap, felt her fear spike deliciously. "You've come so far to find me, haven't you. No need to fear, Bright One." (After five long years, the story is up and running again! I hope you readers give me another chance!)
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 332,130 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Zellas M., Xelloss M., Filia Ul Copt, Valgaav
Queen of Hearts, Ace of Spades by Dozen and One Stars reviews
She's his Lady Luck and he's her Wild Card Man. Together they're building up a real hot hand. Yeah, they're two of a kind working on a full house. A collection of individual one shots concerning Mamori and Hiruma.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 10/10/2006
The Alchemy of Fire: Arc II by Shadowhawke reviews
Arc II of a series: The nature of Fire is that it transforms, and so after the victory the Gaang must deal with the aftermath of ‘peace’ amidst battle, growth, self-discovery, and the startling changes and beauty of love. A realistic post-war story.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009
The Super Ice Babies by redpandagirl reviews
Byakuya has a great idea—arrange Rukia's marriage! IchiRuki, HitsuHina, NanaoKyoraku, UryuHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,512 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Alchemy of Fire: Arc I by Shadowhawke reviews
Arc I of a series: The nature of Fire is that it transforms, and so after their victory the Gaang must deal with the aftermath of ‘peace’ amidst battle, growth, self-discovery, and the startling changes and beauty of love. Based on a slightly AU finale.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 180,945 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Love at Fifth Sight v2 by Warrior of Ice reviews
Ami and Zach are fated to meet five times before they fall in love. With all this history behind them, will they decide to spend the rest of their lives with each other or apart from each other by their fifth meeting? Ami/Zoi
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,205 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Ami M./Amy/Sailor Mercury, Zoicite/Zoycite
OneShot Reservoir by Kazemaru-kun reviews
10th Chapter: Today would always be remembered as the day Uchiha Sanosuke found out just how hard a girl could hit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,505 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Roommates by Venus Smurf reviews
Malachite's new roommate was the Energizer Bunny in a past life, and he's pretty sure she's insane, too. MinaXMal.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,724 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Minako A./Mina/Sailor Venus, Kunzite/Malachite
The Cinderella Makeover Naruto Style by CharismaHarmony reviews
[AUModern]When Hinata’s best friend, Naruto said that she wasn’t the type of woman men fall in love with, she bet him 1000 she’d have a marriage proposal in 3 months. She turned her tomboy self into a sexy siren, the world’s most eligible bachelor moved i
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 3,719 - Follows: 375 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
When Curiosity Abounds by brocko18 reviews
A little SaiSakura oneshot I popped outta nowhere. What happens when Sai gets way too curious about Sakura's stuff?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
LoveGo by AmberFox and Lyell reviews
HiruMamo. Music isn't the only language of love as the team finds out. Helarity and Oddness insues.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Another Witchmaker by Sinnatious reviews
AngelaHawkDuran. Angela has a huge crush on Duran, but he's too thick to notice, so she tries to make him jealous by flirting with Hawk. Uh oh, this could backfire. Ch55 All's well that, well, ends.
Secret/Legend of Mana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 318,371 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/29/2006 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Sacrifice by Sahara Lilium reviews
Sometimes life doesn't go as planned. Serena finds this out when her baby niece is tragically orphaned. On top of that, the baby's paternal uncle also wants custody of her and is determined to go to any length to get what he wants. Even marriage.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,501 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Itachi? by RedLotusNin reviews
[For Meheeners] They were just eating lunch and suddenly Itachi started crying. OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Superray Hamlet by Nina aka The Author reviews
The strange thing about Shakespeare is that a lot of his tragedies start out as comedies. Case in point: Hamlet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
By The Sword by ang3Lix reviews
The prince of Konoha was taken captive by an opposing country. Not one knight inthe royal army was worthy of retrieving the hostage. But it seemed that they found a strong warrior in a simple peasant. But wait... she's a girl! (sasuke x sakura)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 5/24/2005
Only Stone on the Outside by Dreamsinger reviews
AZ, LG. The hardest lies to disprove are the ones you tell yourself. An irresistible odyssey through the realms of land, sea and air...and the heart.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 373,147 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Zelgadiss G., Amelia S.
Bullets and Broomstick by Ellenlome reviews
After a party, Sena stumbles on something he didn't expect on his way home. Slight HiruMamo. [OneShot]
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Complete
Grandfather Sasuke by Witch of Darkness reviews
Watch, as everyones favorite avenger harasses new generations of Uchihas. And you thought Sasuke was neurotic now. rated to be safe Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Plushie Pr0n by Wicked Child reviews
There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fool by Laguna's twin sister reviews
Mousse reflects on his marriage with Shampoo and realizes what a fool he had been.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Mousse, Shampoo - Complete
Chasing the Dragon by Madame Manga reviews
What is Bean Bandit doing in Hollywood? Rally's mad that he's spoiling her vacation--but soon dives into the action as she and Bean go up against the murderous Eight Dragon Triad! Hot action and gunplay in the spirit of the manga, with an erotic bonus!
GunSmith Cats - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 436,299 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 10/19/2001
The Alarm Clock of Doom by coughkouichicough reviews
This story was actually inspired by my little brother's annoying alarm clock. Arwen buys Aragorn a spongebob alarm clock and, well, you can imagine...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Aragorn
Bra da! by esotaria reviews
After overhearing a conversation between Inoue and her friends, Ishida embarks upon a new sewing quest, one that will test his skills as a handicraft master and his fortitude as a human being.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2005
The Bachelor Party by Cremrock reviews
This story centers around a bachelor party thrown in Elwyn's honor. When problems ensue, can the appearance of a few uninvited guests save the day, or doom it?
Tales of Phantasia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 1/26/2005 - Complete
Who Dunnit? by Cal reflector reviews
How will Shin and Sakuraba of the White Knights react when they discover themselves featured in explicit doujins? Let the chaos begin.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2005
I Know Those Eyes by roomfishing reviews
[Complete] Seven years following Sasuke’s disappearance, Sakura, now a medical-nin, goes on an ANBU assassination mission. SasuSaku. Contains spoilers, PG-13 for mild V, L, S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 533 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Beyond Hearts and Minds reviews
naruxhina, maybe sasuxsaku Demons of yore spring up for unknown reasons. And the Priestess to take care of it... is Hyuuga Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 335,446 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Dimensional Exchanges reviews
Sakura is sucked into another world, and has to figure out a way to come back to the Shinobi world. But what if her origins lie in this new dimension, and not in Konoha? Is she really meant to be a kunoichi? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 50 - Words: 155,496 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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