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Dimensional Veils and Magical Aliens by oniforever reviews
The Veil does not connect to the world of the dead. It is a portal, a portal to another planet, made in the ancient days before transportalizers were invented. Long forgotten, the Veil to Alternia stands in the Department of Mysteries while the other half lies deep underground in a chamber below the hive of one Eridan Ampora. When Sirius falls in, Eridan follows him out. AU, OOC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,431 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/18/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Eridan A.
Hunting for Potions by Devil Reader reviews
Harry has enough of being imprisoned with the Dursleys over the summers and with Voldemort back, he decides to have some fun and face a little danger. He goes to Africa to become a Hunter, people who find rare and dangerous magical potion ingredients. Idea borrowed from Rorschah's Blot's fan fiction 'Odd Ideas'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,731 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 2/13/2021 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P.
The Diadone Method by m0untainc1imber reviews
When she thinks no one is looking, Petunia slaps three year old Harry while stuck in traffic. Mafia Lord Salvator Diadone notices and takes action. This is a Harry grows up in the mafia story, with a bit of a twist. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,209 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 6,166 - Follows: 6,902 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Little Zuko v the World by MuffinLance reviews
Zuko finds Aang a month into his banishment. They're both 12. Expect not-a-kid-person!Zhao, gratuitous saving from pirates (dangit Katara give little Zuko back his shirts), and some solid Appa/Zuko bromance. It is the hole in your life you didn't know needed filling.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,354 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,002 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 3/3/2019 - Zuko
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,688 - Reviews: 2298 - Favs: 7,968 - Follows: 9,796 - Updated: 10/20/2019 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 2,875 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 4,453 - Follows: 5,519 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Things I Can(not) Do in Amity Park by RedHeadsRock1010 reviews
Danny and his friends are officially seniors of Casper High. A month away from graduation and suddenly Danny is sick of Amity Park's ignorance. Refusing to play innocent any longer- and hoping everyone will finally get a clue- the golden trio of Amity Park lets loose. This town is in for a wild month.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,273 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Lancer
Grim Grinning Ghosts by oniforever reviews
Harry Potter died on December 4th,1987. He was buried in a mausoleum the Surrey Graveyard. Now, his ghost and his corpse are two entities. When Harrison the Ghost and Harold the Zombie get a letter to Hogwarts, Harrison hatches a plan. Watch as these two masquerade as one of the living, and will anybody find out? No pairings yet. AU. Undead!Harry. Rated T for mentions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,141 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Harry P.
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 5,485 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
Through the Veil by skskskskeletons reviews
Harry manages to break Remus' hold on him in the Department of Mysteries, pitching himself through the Veil after Sirius. Suddenly, they're both hitting the ground, but in different times. What the hell just happened? *BEING REWRITTEN, LOOKING FOR CO-AUTHOR*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,900 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,596 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Tick Tock by SkaianClouds reviews
Karkat and Terezi somehow wind up at Number 12 Grimmauld Place, and some things have changed. While they try to figure out what's going on, the Golden Trio tries to figure out their secrets, and there's only so much time before everything comes crashing down. Tick tock, your time is running out. DISCONTINUED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,258 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/7/2017 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., John E., Karkat V., Terezi P.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 4,960 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 2,610 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2683 - Favs: 7,184 - Follows: 6,650 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 7,427 - Follows: 5,389 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
AntiGravity Falls by MagicMoneyPants reviews
Based off the age-reversed AntiGravity AU. Where Wendy and Soos are twelve, and the twins are fifteen. Find out what kind of rollicking adventures these rapscallions get into!
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,323 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Wendy, Soos, Dipper P., Mabel P.
GravityTale by I'mWishingforaStarRod reviews
Fight or spare. Kill or save. Salvation or destruction. When Mabel Pines fell into the Underground, she had two choices. And the fate of everyone she met depended on what choice she made. (An Undertale/Gravity Falls AU staring Mabel as Frisk! Massive work in progress!)
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Mabel P., Flowey
RoleSwap AU by I'mWishingforaStarRod reviews
In the summer of 2012, a pair of twins named Stanley and Stanford Pines travel to Gravity Falls to spend the summer at their Great Aunt Mabels' tourist trap, the Mystery Shack. It seems like it's going to be a boring summer until Stanford finds a strange journal with a Pine Tree on the cover. Armed with knowledge of the paranormal, the Stans discover the mysteries of Gravity Falls.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,924 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, F. McGucket, Grunkle Ford
Good Father or Greatest Father by Sarah1281 reviews
With Theodosia and Philip getting married, everyone just knows that their fathers will disapprove and ruin everything. Hamilton and Burr like to think they're more reasonable than that even if no one else is convinced. In fact, the both fully support the marriage and are going to make this the best wedding ever. What's a little competition between sort-of in-laws? Modern AU.
Hamilton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/8/2015 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, Phillip H., Theodosia B. - Complete
Cause for Concern by Sarah1281 reviews
Madison tries to explain Hamilton to Jefferson. It's just something one has to experience for themselves and Jefferson doesn't quite know what he's getting himself into.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/28/2015 - T. Jefferson, J. Madison - Complete
Reflections by JonoGwood reviews
A deeply philosophical fic where Calvin and Hobbes bounce ideas off one another and contemplate the world around them.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Calvin, Hobbes
The Noodle Incident by ErinMilne reviews
Almost as long as the strip has been around, Calvin and Hobbes fans have wondered one thing. What IS the Noodle Incident? This tell-all story reveals the truth, which involves salamanders, bathroom breaks, and even a chase scene! No one is safe until the school day is over, and even then they aren't safe! Please R&R.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Calvin, Hobbes, Mom, Miss Wormwood - Complete
An Anthology of Wizard Wheezes! by sprinter1988 reviews
A collection of funny jokes and stories, old and new, told with a Harry Potter twist. WARNING: entries may be bad, mad, rude, crude, insulting, amusing or hilarious, resulting in groans, grins, giggles or full blown laughter depending on your own tastes, though there should be something for most. Probably should not be read by those under 15. Read at your own peril! Short Oneshots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2014
Taking the World From Atlas by FrankandJoe3 reviews
Dick just wants to be normal for one day. Birdflash.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 7/26/2015 - [Wally W./Kid Flash, Richard G./Robin]
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 10,506 - Follows: 7,546 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 3: Potter Haven by Stargon1 reviews
After the disastrous events at King's Cross Station at the end of Harry and Hermione's second year, Harry's been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is now on the run. Hunted by the Ministry of Magic and Albus Dumbledore alike, Harry must somehow learn to survive alone while at the same time continuing his magical education.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,820 - Reviews: 1422 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Raven's Intellect, A Snake's Cunning, and a Lion's Courage by eostby reviews
Preparing to face the most famous Trio in the school for the first time isn't easy, but for Su Li, it was a necessity. For the First Time Competition. Rated T for safety. Major update and revision completed August 20th, 2015.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Su L. - Complete
A Sorting Like No Other by Stargon1 reviews
The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,845 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 2,608 - Follows: 922 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Cupboard Series 2: Hermione's Book Nook by Stargon1 reviews
Even bars on the window, locks on the door and a demented house-elf can't keep Harry away from his friends. The Ministry hearing, though, might be a different story. And then there's that letter from his dad ... A second year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,620 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Electric Gaze by Isura Hikari reviews
Roxy has gotten her heart broken too many times to count. But what happens when Jane convinces her to go to a convention, and she sees someone that...maybe could be the one? Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. I don't know who made the cover art, but thank you!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,972 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Dirk S., Roxy L., Jake E., Jane C. - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
Nico di Angelo and the Cow Bell by moonshroom420 reviews
'Jason wished he could put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck to remind him the guy was there.' - The House of Hades. In which Jason, Percy and Leo indeed put a bell around Nico di Angelo's neck, and find out what a bad idea it is. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Nico A., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
When The Lights Go Out by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Very AU. Mother Gothel was not a nice person, but when you think about it, she did Rapunzel a favor. This is why.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R., M. Gothel, Arianna
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts Stuck Year One by karkles413 reviews
The trolls and humans go to Hogwarts! See the castle and classes through their eyes. Humanstuck au, and quite a few ships. Part one of 7.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014
Gamer Wizard by CasualGamer reviews
A unique ability gives Harry the chance to encounter magic earlier and changes the way Harry experiences the magic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,385 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 3,988 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P.
Being Stubborn Pays Off by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. It doesn't matter what McGonagall says or anybody else. Harry knows where he belongs. And it's not as the Girl Who Lived. Trans boy Harry story. Warning for transphobia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
One Petal Left by Isura Hikari reviews
Karkat is so in love with Terezi, the popular blind girl. While all his friends pine after her friends, he's sure that one day, he'll talk to her. Yeah. Sure. Eventually. But will she ever look his way? Is she really the right person for him? Humanstuck, Highschool. (Don't know who made the fanart, but thank you )
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,454 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Dave S., Karkat V., Terezi P., Nepeta L. - Complete
Dobby the Almost No Longer Free Forest Elf by evansentranced reviews
Short companion piece for the Handbook. This was written for the Fandom For Leukemia & Lymphoma Society as part of last year's compilation. It's exactly what it says on the tin, set after Harry's freed Dobby and they're out roaming the countryside again, but before the events of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
Common Name by fringeperson reviews
In just one city it is entirely possible that there live some fifty people with the same family name that have no relation to each other, or at least, not within the last five generations. Oneshot. Don't own. Complete. Marauders Era, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 268 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Sirius B. - Complete
Freak Like Me by black.k.kat reviews
A bout of accidental magic takes Harry Potter, all of six, to Munich Circus. There he meets a boy with blue skin and a similar talent. Freaks stick together, right? COMPLETE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 524 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Harry P., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.] - Complete
Is it teasing, or is it love? by MegaDrewy reviews
Things get awkward for Karkat when Dave starts to teasing him and they get a little too close. Crappy summary is crappy. Davekat. Homestuck belongs to ze wonderful Hussie. Schoolstuck AU. TRIGGER WARNING.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 10,584 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Harry Potter, Fifth Year Headmaster by Kythara reviews
Before Fudge could make Umbridge the Headmistress during Harry's fifth year, the school woke up and activated the Founder's Charter. Now Harry is the Headmaster of a school that he hasn't even graduated from! What in Merlin's name is he going to do now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,733 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P.
Thief by R8c4a3l reviews
Harry spent the first 5 years of his life living in and out of London orphanages. But he's finally had enough and lives on the streets, as a thief. But when he stumbles into Diagon Alley at the age of 6, everything changes. He's magic, he's a thief and he's raising hell. (H/H, Follows from when he's 10 and through the books. Confident Harry.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,079 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Geniuses: The Unofficial Sequel by takalotti reviews
Slash. Continuation of "Geniuses" by Amaretto. Jason and Calvin meet in college and find in each other something they never found elsewhere.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Foxtrot - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Calvin - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1749 - Favs: 6,604 - Follows: 4,025 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 4,318 - Follows: 3,280 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Fake It by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
post GoF pre OotP. Harry, still reeling from Cedric's death, reading about being called a delusional attention seeker and knowing everyone'd denial about Voldemort's return decides that the only way he'll survive this is if he fakes his death and leaves Britain. How will this affect the war?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Honor of the Pure by eostby reviews
When conventional magic is expected, use unknown Magic. A/U For the Flavor of Magic (MTG) challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Complete
I'm Standing On Your Porch Screaming Out by Heaven And Above reviews
SB/RL slash, side JP/LE; The Marauders era, a warm and hopefully slightly amusing wolfstar fic.; Title credits: The Lumineers- Stubborn Love. I do not own Harry Potter, characters aren't mine, all rights go to J.K.Rowling. I do not own the image either... "For a smart guy, you're terribly dense; did you know that, Moons?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,724 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 968 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 6,947 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
A Study in Ascension by extraterrestrialAnchovy reviews
Prince and Knight. Death and Resurrection. Friends and Lovers. Sherlock and John. A tale of how the fledgling consulting detective and the to-be army doctor ascends as Mind and Heart. For 'landofwholockandstuff' on tumblr as a part of the johnlockchallenges gift exchange, prompt was 'God-Tiers'. Teenlock, Johnlock, SBURB Session AU. Bonus Moriarty. T for death and snogging.
Crossover - Sherlock & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2012 - John W. - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 590 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Allons-y Avengers by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Tony references Doctor Who compulsively. Also, Bruce needs pants. And Steve's best friend in the 21st century is a Dalek. Other than that, it's your basic team coming together fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,131 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Other Minister by Lywick reviews
Who says muggles can't do anything? When the British Prime Minister learns of Voldemort, as well as unchecked dementors roaming the country, he will not sit down and take it. No! He will stand up and make sure those wizards know who they're messing with. With the help of the American President Voldemort will regret he ever returned. Continued from Publicola's one shots "Wait, What?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 284 - Published: 8/26/2012
A Peculiar Logic by apAidan reviews
Getting through the Snape's hazard at the end of first year showed that wizards didn't have much in the way of logic. A much cooler Sphinx in the Third Task of the TriWizard Tournament could have made for a much different experience for some. Not to be taken seriously, this is definitely AU and more than a bit OOC. But the Sphinx is cool. Luna said so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 164 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Harry P., OC - Complete
It Was Just A Text by promidoso reviews
Dirk may be uptight, but what happens when he overreacts to one of Roxy's drunken text?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dirk S., Roxy L. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 3002 - Favs: 10,354 - Follows: 5,075 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Temporary Teammates by Whispering Darkness reviews
Not many people knew that the most powerful wizard in the world lived in America. However, Director Fury made it his business to know these things, especially since he seemed a prime candidate for his Avengers Initiative. Unfortunately, the wizard in question didn't quite agree. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 3,250 - Follows: 1,108 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Defending Sirius Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Not satisfied with what Dumbledore told in the letter he left with Harry, Vernon Dursley goes to the Wizarding World and learns about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Vernon D., Sirius B. - Complete
Never Again or why Sherlock always drives by grannysknitting reviews
a slight spoiler for ep2 season 2. Also, not angst - is that allowed? Also, crack!fic. Also a birthday pressie for Scopes. The title is the summary
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 350 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 16,667 - Follows: 4,741 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 2,165 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
War of Words by fringeperson reviews
oneshot complete don't own. Hermione and Harry, having come from non-magical backgrounds, are very aware of all of the many and varied non-magical insults a person can use. Malfoy, having been raised a pureblood, seems to know very few by comparison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 700 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 775 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
Of Rings and Other Things by Ryssa1457 reviews
Ten-year-old Dick Grayson couldn't control his eyebrows when they shot up at his best friend's question. "Do you want to marry me?" Wally/Dick
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
1975 by Midnighter 13 reviews
As Harry kills Voldemort, something changes, and Harry finds himself outside a suspiciously undamaged Hogwarts, with a suspiciously familier face nearby. ABANDONED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., James P.
Narcissism by lunakatrina reviews
It all started with a bit of unfortunate timing. AU, doesn't really follow the later books, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 8,938 - Follows: 1,541 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9200 - Favs: 14,289 - Follows: 10,992 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9978 - Favs: 29,369 - Follows: 11,967 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry, Logic, and ADHD by Mihra-Attar reviews
The Dursleys aren't horrible. Harry possessed Logic...ADHD...and an apprenticeship with Fred and George...sort of. Rated K for now M for later. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Year One by peroxidepest17 reviews
The things a young Fire Lord learns at the beginning of his reign.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
If You Believe ONE SHOT by FullMoonDreams reviews
Sirius Black believes in wizards, magic and werewolves...but no one else does. Remus/Sirius Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Thick as Thieves by Chaosthief1 reviews
My story about Harry growing up on the streets. Had to get it out of my head. Hopefully something good to read. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,354 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 10/9/2006
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 5,593 - Follows: 6,305 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Searching for Potter by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is waylaid by a frantic Draco Malfoy demanding to know where Harry is. Or so it would seem...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 108 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry’s Twist by Ten Toes reviews
AU. Harry does some thinking after the DOM fiasco. An overheard conversation turns his world upside down and he decides to return the favor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,317 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 2,752 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Harry P.
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,469 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pop Goes the Weasel by lunakatrina reviews
This is the sequel to Crowbar
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Harry P.
Intent by lunakatrina reviews
Blatantly ignores HBP. Harry has always been a special boy for as long as he can remember, which may or may not include the founding of Hogwarts...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,932 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 5,862 - Follows: 1,583 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Crowbar by lunakatrina reviews
The worst day of Harry's life, and subsequent happenings...involves wand explosions, severe hand injuries, and naturally a crowbar...that Harry uses to bash in some Death Eaters' heads...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,328 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry gets Motivated by BajaB reviews
Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 3,069 - Follows: 886 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 713 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Conversations with Luna by evansentranced reviews
Conversations. With Luna. She has a theory that her mother helped her with, and is willing to share... makes Harry feel better, anyway. One shot. Possible continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Divination by evansentranced reviews
Ron experiences many different types of divination, along with a bewildering and unexplainable marshmallow. One shot. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 516 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 420 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
What Harry Potter Owned by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter finds out that he owns something very special. What will he do when he finds out what it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 230 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
A Party in the Gryffindor Common Room by SilverWolf7007 reviews
A sneaky Harry has invited nearly everyone but the Hufflpuffs to a party, including his parents and Cedric who have been resurrected by a vampire named Sylvan as well as Voldemort and some of his Death Eaters. Wormtail is tortured and the teachers crash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Cat, Bagged by Persephone Kore reviews
Near the beginning of his sixth year, Harry catches Crookshanks swearing in Parseltongue. Investigation leads to a long talk about Sirius, Slytherins, the prophecy, hunting, history, and house elves. Nothing to do with Time's Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P., Salazar S. - Complete
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Geniuses by Amaretto reviews
Slash. Crossover with Foxtrot. Jason and Calvin meet in college and find in each other something they never found elsewhere.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,914 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2005
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/25/2002