Joyce Malevolence
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Joined 05-01-04, id: 582340, Profile Updated: 04-30-13
Author has written 3 stories for Spirited Away, and Harry Potter.

GO CONFIDENTLY IN THE DIRECTION OF YOUR DREAMS!
LIVE THE LIFE YOU'VE IMAGINED
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HENRY DAVID THOREAU

-name:
-Joyce Malevolence

-the basics:
- American living in Germany
- Cook, teacher and translator

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but more importantly [for you, it inspires me to write faster]
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April 30 2013

* Going Nowhere Fast: *
New Story!
"Shut it Weasley."
"Hey- that's PROFESSOR George Weasley to you Malfoy. I swear, if your pale vessel weren't containing my brother, you'd be a candlestick right now."
In the summer following the Battle of Hogwarts, an attempt by George to bring Fred back goes awry.
What was meant to be an exchange of one twin for the other lands Fred in the body of Draco Malfoy, who is none to happy about the arrangement. Hermione has managed to gather everyone back at Hogwarts under the pretense of reclaiming their lost 7th year and taking over Potions. However, will she and George find a way to bring Fred back? Will Draco and Fred be able to coexist in the same body peacefully? And why is Hermione not looking forward to having her late nights researching with the surprisingly brilliant George come to an end?

HGxGW
Slight HGxDM
Friendship between FW & DM

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I'm Not Moving:
Prologue up!

The Space Between: HIATUS

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Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,873 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Between the Shadow and the Soul by missrebecca reviews
Hermione and Draco become involved in a doomed romance. Years after it ends, they get a surprise at the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. ORIGINALLY BY BEDELIA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,598 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Number Seven by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM Harry already has two children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right? WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,931 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
At Your Service by faithwood reviews
COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,351 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 1212 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Beginning of All Things by Bedelia reviews
It was just a job — a way to pay the rent and make ends meet. How did it end up changing her life? Well, it all started with an interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2011 - George W., Verity - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6240 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules of Conduct by BittyBlueEyes reviews
A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,491 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dystopia by Rizzle reviews
Kidnapped and expecting to be abandoned to his fate, Draco Malfoy writes a personal account of life, love and loss after the end of the Second War. His story encompasses two unforgivable acts, a wedding, a divorce, a kidnapping and maybe a rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4821 - Favs: 5,145 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bachelor Party by Rizzle reviews
Wizarding Britain’s most famous couple is getting married. Organised mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,650 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ghosts by Rizzle reviews
Five years after the end of Voldemort and Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is out of Azkaban and is a shell of his former self. Hermione Granger is doing her best, but she has demons of her own to deal with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cry Me Tears of Fire by pensive puddles reviews
Deciding to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas for the first time, Draco and Hermione slowly see that they might not be as different from the each other as they once thought to believe. Dark Magic tends to bring people closer than they expect, A LOT closer
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,800 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 2,526 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ends of the Earth by SilverStar24 reviews
Ch 21 up! “Granger,” he said softly, his voice fading. What?” she snapped. “I know where to find one of the Horcruxes.” He saw the shocked look on her face for a fleeting second before he collapsed to the ground, unconscious. Post HBP. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 112,214 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Boys by Chloroform Perfume reviews
There they stood, Hermione's boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Sympathy for the Slytherin by heysweet reviews
Draco returns to Hogwarts following the mysterious death of his father. Hermione tutors an angst-ridden Draco. Ingredients: Angst, comedy, a drunk Draco, a seductive Draco, a tortured Draco, action, adventure, romance and MUCH MUCH MORE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,497 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Linked by Philyra912 reviews
[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 61,588 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 3,202 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 1/5/2006 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
This Time Around by Disneydoll0424 reviews
Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 255,823 - Reviews: 4874 - Favs: 2,519 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Storyteller: Revised by Kimberly-A reviews
Wendy encounters Peter Pan mysteriously homeless on the streets of London 3 years later. How did he get there? And why doesn't he remember her? This story has been entirely edited and revised, including new scenes and new chapters.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,537 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Peter Pan, Wendy D.
Wanted: Perfect Husband,Must be a Shaman King by syaoran no hime reviews
As an act of gratitude for the people who took care of her, Anna agrees to find the Shaman King in order to be his wife, just as the legend of the mountains say. The town of Izumo gives her a lot of choices, but will she make the right one? YohAnna, etc.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 89,637 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Hostage Situations by Lessa3 reviews
After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,398 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/3/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003
A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Their Room by aleximoon reviews
This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,918 - Reviews: 2975 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/24/2002 - Published: 8/29/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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Going Nowhere Fast reviews
"Shut it Weasley." "Hey- that's PROFESSOR George Weasley to you Malfoy. I swear, if your pale vessel weren't housing my brother, you'd be a candlestick right now." All Hermione wanted was to return to Hogwarts for the 7th year she lost. But when George's attempt to bring Fred back lands Fred in Draco's body, all hopes for a peaceful year vanish like a puff of smoke. HGxGWxalittleDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/30/2013 - George W., Hermione G., Draco M., Fred W.
I'm Not Moving
Draco left the magical world behind for many reasons. One of them has just walked into his coffee shop on Marylebone in Muggle London. How was it that he could escape the wrath of all Death Eaters this side of Siberia, but not Hermione Granger? She couldn't possibly still be angry about the kiss. Well, no matter. It's not like she could recognize him now anyway...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Space Between reviews
DISCONTINUED: 3 years later, after a failed attempt to reenter spirit world, Chihiro hears a rumor at school of a ghost, a spirit, a young boy in ancient robes. They say he is always asks for 'Sen'. Was their promise really just wishful thinking?
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.