Kutoja
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Joined 05-02-04, id: 582609
Author has written 1 story for Stargate: SG-1.

TO THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE MY REVIEWS: If you don't like my reviews, grow a spine and e-mail me instead of reviewing and running away with your tail between your legs!

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Sorry about the comment above, I'm normally a fairly nice, even-tempered person. But those who flame or complain by review, do the well-nigh impossible and tick me off.

To THE BRITISH AUTHORS OUT THERE: If someone would like a beta-reader for spelling and/or grammar, I'm volunteering. I can't do much for plot (except for the blatantly bad parts, or the specified fandoms) but I've an intuitive sense of spelling and grammar. Just don't send me multiple long chapters at once.

NOTE: No Americans - I don't speak American English, so I have no idea what's correct and what's not.

Fandoms I can beta for:

Stargate SG-1 seasons 1 - 3ish

Star Trek TOS, TNG, VGR

Harry Potter up to book 4

And as for the pairings, I'll do anything but slash.

If you're interested in getting in touch with me you can try hunting me down on the following websites under the same username. Remove the spaces:

http:// www. goosemoose. com - specifically in Rats Rule

http:// kutoja. deviantart. com

My new LJ under kutoja1987: http:// kutoja1987. livejournal. com

The (not-so-new-)news section

September thirteenth, 2007: Chapter three is up! I'd uploaded it to the document manager ages ago, and forgot about it after FF-net refused to post it the first time I tried. Just found it... -headdesk-

September fourteenth, 2007: IMPORTANT! Within the next day or so, I'll be making a minor-ish alteration to Challenge: I'll be merging chapters one and two into a single chapter, since they're both really only half a chapter long. I'll also be reposting the newest chapter. Ergo, the chapter count for Challenge will go down - but the contents will only see minimal changes (for typos). Also, if you start to wonder why an update is taking too long, you might want to check my LJ. I'm more likely to give explanations there, instead of clogging up my profile.

September twenty-seventh, 2007: Further updates will be delayed for an unknown length of time. See my LJ for further details.

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An Unexpected Alliance by minniequill reviews
Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Fred W., Minerva M.
Harry Potter and Lady Titania's Gift by ananova reviews
HPGargoyles xover. Titania stops Demona's plan to destroy humanity by making her live life as a human, Lily Evans. How will Harry react to learning his true heritage? On Permanent Hiatus
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,203 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006
A Leap for a Knight by lucidscreamer reviews
In order to stop an old enemy from destroying FLAG and changing the future, including Project Quantum Leap, Sam Beckett leaps into Michael Knight in the year 1986. With Al out of reach, Sam and KITT must trust each other to save the day.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,800 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 1/23/2003 - KI2T
Things Not To Do At The SGC by gothfeary reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't do... And why did the third word in rule number two get censored? Fer cryin out loud! Now rerated to allow certain words.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,824 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
Help! I'm Stuck in a Self Insert Fic! by Super Hyper Mario 128 III reviews
I, Matthew, have become that which I have previously mocked: a furry of myself trapped in the Sonic universe! Oh joy. Now, I gotta join forces with others who have met the same fate, stop a diabolical, if cliche, plot, and find a way home! Easy, right?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,800 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
When Worlds Collide by PlainSimpleGarak reviews
What if Shredder and Krang opened one of those pesky dimensional portals and sent the 1987 Cartoon turtles to the 2003 Cartoon world? This is a humorous look at when worlds and brothers collide and have to work together. In progress, reviews welcomed.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,886 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007
Adaptation by Macx reviews
moviefic crossover with Knight Rider, Fire&Ice 'verse. When the Allspark gave brief life to a few human machines, it also touched something very sophisticated, an artificial intelligence and his human partner. Things have changed... forever.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,293 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Barricade - Complete
Sufficiently Advanced Technology by therocketscientist reviews
Updated at last! AU after HP OotP and Robin 124. BatmanHP crossover. While investigating a series of mass murders in England, Batman spends his spare time trying to work out the technology he believes is behind Hogwarts magic.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,816 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Adventures in Parenting by Laughingly The Lark reviews
Formerly 'Batman is a Father' A few glimpses through out time of Bruce Wayne's experiences with his 'children'.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,800 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing
Leaping Into Magic by Marcus S. Lazarus reviews
When Sam Beckett Leaps into the body of Harry Potter, he must not only save Ginny Weasley's life, but he must learn to use the magic whose existence he has never accepted to save the life of a man whose life was never what it should have been
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
When Worlds Collide by rebkos reviews
[INDEFINITELY ON HOLD] When a typo in the 4th Harry Potter book sends the trio into the world of Anne McCaffrey's Dragonriders of Pern, the trio must figure out a way to fix things before irreversible damage is done to both their worlds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,814 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005
A Grandmother In Middle Earth: Edith's Quest by Cookie Monster's Crystal Ball reviews
CH 6 UP! A girl named Melody takes it upon herself to wind up stranded in Middle Earth. Now, it's up to her determined grandmother Edith and a smart, but lazy, cat named Buffy to rescue her from certain death, a hopeless crush, and a devious Sauron.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
For the Game by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
He plays all games, from Duel Monsters to Shadow Games…to Go. After all, he is the King of Games… One-shot
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Hikaru no Go - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Fujiwara no Sai - Complete
One Giant Leap for Mankind by sophiedb reviews
(Stargate:SG1 - Quantum Leap) Dr Sam Beckett Leaps into a member of SG1, and a very disgruntled Leapee finds themself in the Waiting Room. Al can't find Sam without their help, but paranoia isn't making his job any easier.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,470 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/12/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Give a Helping Hand by knoteach reviews
Mag7 ST TS xover. The crew of the USS Wild Card are presented with a mystery.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Leap Into The Stars by Quantum Leaper reviews
Stargate Quantum Leap crossover. Sam finds himself in a situation where more is at stake than just keeping his identity secret. Note: not currently being worked on and not finished.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,838 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
Don't Panic! by boz4PM reviews
Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,860 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,633 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Strange Visitor From Chicago by Tracy Diane Miller reviews
What would happen if Gary got tomorrow’s edition of The Daily Planet and that paper announced that Clark Kent is Superman? Would he be able to keep the world from discovering the Man of Steel’s secret identity while at the same time prevent Clark fro
Early Edition - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2003
While You Were Sleeping: Rauru's Diary by Galaxy Girl reviews
Rauru's life is certainly serene. Isolated, quiet, peaceful... BORING. So what happens when a certain young hero and his guardian fairy are deposited in the bored, lonely (probably a bit unhinged) Rauru's company? Read his diary and find out!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2001 - Published: 7/11/2001
Once Upon a Park Bench by Bean2 reviews
Donatello does some people watching in Central Park and ends up helping someone he might have never looked twice at otherwise.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2001
A Challenge reviews
StargateThundercats crossover. SG1 end up thrown far into the future. Edits are done, the second chapter is the latest update.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 5/2/2004