BroomballKraken
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Joined 05-02-04, id: 582771, Profile Updated: 04-29-14
Author has written 4 stories for Bleach, and Transformers/Beast Wars.
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Quantum Mechanics by Illegitimi reviews
Quantum Mechanics is a set of principles describing physical reality at the subatomic level of all matter. In other words: The relationship between Kurotsuchi Mayuri and Kotetsu Isane.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 308,063 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Mayuri K., Isane K.
The Hitman and the Clone by ghost.713 reviews
Two surprisingly average people who never saved the galaxy, unlike their famous family members.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L. - Complete
Betty White: Vampire Hunter by VikingOfficial reviews
This is a post-Breaking Dawn story in which the Cullen's happily ever after is threatened by a new fearsome vampire hunter in town. :::Please Review ! Your reviews give me confidence to write more awful stories, so keep them coming! ::: Welcome, Tumblrs!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turning Point by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Soundwave cannot excuse Megatron's actions. He has doubts about himself now, and tries to figure out what comes next. Every mech has a turning point: this is his. PLEASE READ WARNINGS INSIDE! Sticky slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,419 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Inspired by Maroon 5 by Darkeyes17 reviews
A series of 10 one-shots of Jazz and Prowl inspired by songs from Maroon 5. Will be fluffy, romantic, or full of angst. Part of the 100 fic blitz. Now fully complete
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,448 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Danger: Sudden Swerve by Rebecky-mo reviews
All it takes is one wrong turn, to find yourself somewhere new and amazing. Five 'Firsts' between a Corvette and his carjac- er, mechanic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Tracks, Raoul - Complete
Close Encounters by Rebecky-mo reviews
Post "Auto-Bop". Soundwave's little 'Stereo System of Doom' affected Tracks more than he's letting on; no way is Raoul about leave his main machine hanging like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Raoul, Tracks - Complete
The Social Network by Molten-Ashes reviews
It's amazing what one needs to do to get some private time with your bondmate...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Reciprocated by LollerpopOfEvil reviews
Sometimes it's difficult being one of the only intelligent mechs in the Decepticon army...thankfully, Soundwave isn't alone. Oneshot, G1. Light, fluffy slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Soundwave, Shockwave - Complete
The Raven and the Blade by Purple Eyed Cat reviews
While the Famous Trio was out searching for Horcruxes, Hogwarts was being taken over by cruel tyrants. This is the story of the once-clumsy boy from Gryffindor who led the rebellion within the walls and the "loony" girl from Ravenclaw who gave him hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Cool Smooth Woman by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Complete. Ironhide is at a bar...supposed to be celebrating a promotion, but he doesn't feel like it. A femme comes into his life at a bar and will attreact him like a temptress in the night. NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTER.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Different Horizons by jamiepage19 reviews
Two years wasn't the only thing she lost. When Shepard sees Kaidan on Horizon, she wasn't expecting him to be so cold. Reeling from his harsh words but determined to move on, she is unaware that an old friend longs to fill the hole left in her heart.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,592 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by Laluzi reviews
When Edward Cullen suddenly appears in Skingrad, the local vampires are not dazzled. At all.
Crossover - Twilight & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Vicente V. - Complete
Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained by ghost.713 reviews
Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,800 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L.
From Ash by laod reviews
Modryn Oreyn observes the rise to power of a young Dunmer woman, from fresh recruit to Guildmaster and beyond.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,608 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Modryn Oreyn
The Mundane Details by waiting4morning reviews
Fifty sentences about Tali and Kal'Reegar and the bumpy road of their relationship. Written for the 1sentence LJ community challenge.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar - Complete
Jesus Goes To Space by ialwayswannabewithu reviews
set in modern day, this tells story of jesus who ends up going into space by accident gods fault . there he meets the star trek crew and they go on an adventure.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Bible - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jesus
Rock Steady by GaggedCenobite reviews
Complete. Nobody's really whole, we're just broken in different ways from each other. Jack/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,539 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Jack, Thane K. - Complete
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
As Long As It Lasts by ChaosAme reviews
Major Miles and Major General Armstrong go for a walk...and the facts become undeniable.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Olivier A.
Playdate by Neon Genesis Guyver III reviews
Two Little Sisters fight over an "Angel". Their Daddies aren't sure what to do. It's not like they can spank them.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Little Sister, Big Daddy - Complete
Like a Lightning Storm by Yami B666 reviews
She had never met anyone who annoyed her as much as Garth did. Stupid smug little spell-flinger.
Fable - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hammer, Garth - Complete
Let Be Known by Pyrasaur reviews
After everything Kumatora and Duster have been through, at each other's sides, there's plenty they don't need to say. Duster/Kumatora
Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Kumatora, Duster - Complete
Match Me by x nihilo reviews
*Complete* Shunsui, with his vast knowledge of the shinigami psyche, plays matchmaker to the good, the bad, and the ugly. Nanao gets stuck with the paperwork. Now up: "Thursday Evening"
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,040 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Transform and Sail Out! by Netbug-Archive reviews
It was an exciting day for Luffy when he met a rather unusual looking fellow at the port. Crack one-shot.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Optimus Prime, Luffy - Complete
Affection is a Strange and Useless Thing by GreyMothWing reviews
This takes place in the early years of the Great War on Cybertron. Shockwave has always seen emotions as a weakness but he can't help but take notice of certain someone in the ranks. Shockwave x Soundwave.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Shockwave, Soundwave
LOLOMGBBQ by anondecepticon reviews
One-shot. While surfing the human internet, Blaster discovers LOLspeak and decides to adopt it as his norm. Everyone is confused and/or irritated by this…except for one mech, who finds it very, very hot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
The Secret Language of Flowers by lieutenant-taijiya reviews
A collection of "day in the life" moments of everyone's favorite pink hoari wearing Captain an his wonderful Nanao-chan. With each chapter we learn the meaning of a flower. ShunsuiXNanao. Chapter 7 is up! ;
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,519 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Shunsui K., Nanao I.
No Quiet to Find by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,463 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Explosions and Confessions by Fayola reviews
Wheeljack blowing himself up was nothing new. Neither was Ratchet's ranting and raving. The two of them deciding to make out in the middle of the hallway for Primus and everyone to see, though -- that was different.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
Fairytale Gone Bad by Balrog Roike reviews
As a Cassetticon, it is your duty to teach your younger sibling the rules of life. Even if you ridicule yourself in the process….
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Frenzy, Rumble - Complete
What A Way To Wake Up by EnVyS pEt NeKo2 reviews
Armada Well this definitely was better than sleeping SLASH Cyclonus x Demolisher
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Explosive Love by Diamond Unicorn reviews
Fifty sentences on Ratchet and Wheeljack. More to come.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack
All in the Family by Diamond Unicorn reviews
A series of stories exploring the relationships between Ratchet, Wheeljack, and their creations; the Dinobots. Ch. 14: Haha, I made it!- Er, the Dinobots celebrate Father's Day with Wheeljack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,448 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Three Cubes of Energon and a Cell Door by CasusFere reviews
Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Zero Gravity by LicoriceSnoCone reviews
He flirted, he complimented, and he flirted some more. What did he get in return? A generic deadpan response and no action! All Cosmos ever wanted was for Omega Supreme to acknowledge his feelings. Fluffy slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007
The Scream of the Immortal Star by Ameban reviews
[G1&Armada Crossover] What if Armada Starscream would sudendly appear in G1 universe? Why such thing would happen? What is the purpuse of that? A serious story with humor hints where several characters are developed. Important notes in the beginning. [The story is under revision now].
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,955 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Starscream, Sideways, Thundercracker, Skyfire/Jetfire
Banging by Seiberwing reviews
In which Cyclonus and Demolishor refuse to admit they have no idea what they're doing. Contains slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Cyclonus, Demolisher - Complete
The Stag and the Dragon by Kenya Starflight reviews
Crossover and OoTP AU. It's Harry's fifth year, and a desperate Dumbledore hires a new Dark Arts teacher who might prove to wreak more havoc than Umbridge ever could... Darth Vader.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Harry P. - Complete
Flying With Wheels by Seiberwing reviews
After coming back from the dead, Demolishor decides to go ahead and ask the big questions. Contains slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Demolisher, Cyclonus - Complete
Scent of a Sideswipe by Anais Lacquestar reviews
Armada. Stuck in the bottom of a canyon, Sideswipe reveals an earth-shattering secret to Blurr. Well, earth-shattering may be too strong a word...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 12/1/2004
Eavesdropping by Seiberwing reviews
Hot Shot and Downshift eavesdrop on Snowcat and Demolisher. This turns out to be a very bad idea. Contains slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hot Shot, Demolisher - Complete
Hypnosis Hijinx by S. Sakurai reviews
When Fullbody and Jango decide to put the latter's talent to good use to provide a little entertainment, nobody is safe from the good-natured humiliation. Good thing Hina, Smoker and Tashigi won't remember what they've been doing.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2004
Heavy Metal War: Future Century's Armada by Duel Mistress K reviews
Crossoverness! Ch. 4! (Major suckage warning) Hotshot's brush with death thanks to Schwartz, Transformer reinforcements, and more! R&R
G-Gundam - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,352 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2004 - Published: 7/30/2003
Of Pearls and Mermen by Ichigo Morino reviews
Pearls don’t form overnight. Neither do mermen, as Arlong and his friends soon discover. (a teenage-Arlong story)
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2003
Best Laid Plans by Nightwind reviews
G1 Wheeljack and Ratchet decide to take a vacation. That was their first mistake...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2001 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
He Who Laughs Last by Nightwind reviews
G1 Skywarp may not be the only inveterate practical joker lurking at Decepticon Headquarters...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2001 - Skywarp, Soundwave - Complete
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Music of Love reviews
A music meme I completed based on the Ratchet/Wheeljack pairing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
Bad Case of Loving You reviews
G1: Wheeljack has a little too much to drink, and his bondmate is not amused. Ratchet/Wheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
A Bickering Love: 100 Themes of SentarouKiyone reviews
Sentarou and Kiyone may fight a lot, but deep down, they both know that they have a special friendship, and maybe something more. Theme 5: Bad Day
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Sentarou K., Kiyone K.
Pine and Strawberry reviews
Ukitake is being driven off the wall by the increase in fighting between his two third seats. Shunsui comes up with a plan to give his best friend some peace and quiet, but it might work better than he thought. Sentarou/Kiyone. Complete
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Sentarou K., Kiyone K. - Complete