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Joined 05-03-04, id: 583113, Profile Updated: 02-04-13
Author has written 18 stories for CSI, Pirates of the Caribbean, M*A*S*H, Corpse Bride, Dragon Ball Z, and Dragon Age.

A quick introduction: I'm Ilona. But most people call me Lona or Loon. Your pick.

About me:

I've been on and off on FF.net for the last many years now. I can't really say that I'm proud of all my stories, but I refuse to take one of them down. They show my progress in writing over the years and I like to read them every once in a while and laugh and wince at my stupid mistakes.

I adore people who aren't afraid to give constructive criticism, just please keep in mind that some of these stories are almost 10 years old.

But seriously, as much as I like my stories to be called Great and Genius (egocentric much?).. I gain so much more from cc :) English isn't my native language so I KNOW I make a lot of mistakes.. please point them out to me!

About my stories:

I love writing about DragonAge and POTC. Mostly POTC.
I can also be found on DeviantArt and NanoWrimo, both under my penname Lonaargh :)

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Unspoken by R2s Muse reviews
On the eve of battle, our DA: Inquisition Hero faces an insurmountable obstacle in her burgeoning relationship with Cullen.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Cullen, Inquisitor - Complete
ErmmmmmSavvy? by x.BiLlAbOnG.x reviews
WHAT! You never seen a girl climb out of a jail window before!"... Jack and Will in the 21st century! du du dunnnnnn!...I'm not hyper honest!... COMPLETE... Wow... i'm sad now!... sequel soon!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,455 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
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Pancakes and happiness reviews
F!Trevelyan combines forces with Cole in an effort to make Cullen a little bit happier.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Cullen, Cole, Trevelyan - Complete
Easier to hate you
Alistair is drinking his sorrows away in Kirkwall. Rated M for adult themed content in the last paragraphs
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Alistair, Teagan G.
Sticky and wet reviews
F!Warden gets hurt after a cave collapse. Alistair is there to talk to her. Fluffy.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Alistair - Complete
I am Hawke reviews
Marian Hawke is not just the Champion. She is so much more, she's a sister, a daughter and a friend. And what exactly is Cullen to her? Rated M because of some sexual tensions and I want to be on the safe side. Nothing explicit though.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Hawke (F), Cullen
Pucker up! reviews
Hey, you know? You know what? You look just like him. The same red bandana, the same dark eyes." "At least you still remembered the day you met Captain Jack Sparrow." He says, before sauntering off into the streets of Port Royal.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 9/19/2007
Dear Diary reviews
It's all in a day work at the MASH 4077. The new Major keeps everything in her diary. Let's take a peek and read about your favorite MASH characters.
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2004
When Dreams Go Bad reviews
Jack finds himself in a room he doesn't recognize with someone he doesn't know. And what happened to the knife? What knife? What has the rum to do with all this? Confusement guaranteed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, J. Gibbs - Complete
All about Jack reviews
And so begins the life of one of the most… interesting pirates this world has ever known. He is known to have sailed all of the seven seas, he has seen Davy Jones and lived to tell the tale..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
I'll save you! reviews
How to save Jack from the Cracken? Easy, just go after him. Parody fic, takes place in DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006
Look at me! reviews
Inspired by 30kisses on LJ. AU: Vegeta and Kristin pairing. 30 kisses, 30 chapters. Will it work?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Vegeta
Voices of Seduction reviews
She is the only one Jack can't resist. And he gives in to her every night. Night after night. Not what you might think. Short drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Ramblings Of An Old Woman reviews
A dying old woman tells her granddaughter the story about the life and ending of Captain Jack Sparrow. Finished.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,134 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Laat me je eens vertellen reviews
Een oude vrouw vertelt op haar sterfbed een verhaal aan haar kleindochter. Het verhaal over Captain Jack Sparrow..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,191 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Catching up with the past reviews
Jack is having a few little problems which force him to request help from an old friend.. who isn't altogether pleased with his visit. Rated T for language to be on the save side. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,699 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Complete
Ship ahoy reviews
Jack has gone after an evil pirate, a very evil pirate.. a pirate that has stolen his ship.. ! No! The horror! Chapter 18 up..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,291 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 8/13/2004
Wrecking the wedding reviews
Humor in the movie! Well.. even more humor.. what trouble can 2 girls and a dog possibly be? First chapter is a but slow..but stay with me!
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006
Dream on reviews
After a few moments of slumber..I wake up in Port Royal..This is why I don't like sleep FINISHED
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,438 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Complete
All Glitter and Glamour in Las Vegas reviews
A new dutch CSI agent joins the team. Around the same time an unusual murder occurs. Please review. My first FanFic
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/10/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004