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Author has written 41 stories for South Park.

Hello, I am an Aries, a Boar, an ISFJ, and have Blood Type A.

I am a female of the United Kingdom who was born in the year 1995.

I try to be nice to everyone, but if you're an arsehole, then that isn't happening.

I like sweet foods, long moonlit walks on the beach, and making gay fictional boys kiss.

Peace out.

Elephantine Endeavour Fanart by charlydarko (http :// charlydarko . tumblr . com /post/ 111054193323/ i-made-this-after-to-read-a-wonderful-fanfic-b#) and askthemountaintown (http :// askthemountaintown . tumblr . com /post/ 125943253409 / i-read-this-fanfic-where-cartman-won-a-stuffed) and koomorichan (http :// koomorichan . tumblr . com /post/ 134360449242/ something-i-did-a-few-months-back-after-reading).

Llama Llama Kyle Fanart by nicholelovesyouu (http :// nicholelovesyouu . tumblr . com /post/ 127810872742/ httpswwwfanfictionnets110616931llama-llama).

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Sometimes Good Guys Don't Wear White by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric has fulfilled his dream of becoming a sheriff, but there's still something missing from his life. Kyle. But his childhood friend may be closer to him than he thinks. My submission for day 3 of Kyman Week - 'Games.' Rated M for violent scenes.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Western/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Karen McCormick - Complete
Worst Kept Secret by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
It's been three months since Eric and Kyle broke up, going their separate ways for college. Eric cannot wait for winter break to see Kyle again, and hopefully rekindle their romance. There's just one problem, Kyle has moved on. But no obstacle is too daunting for Eric Cartman to overcome, even Kyle's new boyfriend. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/6/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Irreplaceable by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
When Mr Kitty passes away, Cartman is distraught. Even if Kyle and Mr Kitty weren't exactly the best of friends, he can't turn a blind eye to Cartman's heartbreak. He and the boys decide to do something about it. Rated T. A birthday present for PartiPooper!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Best Laid Game Plans by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
After his father steps down, Kyle becomes the owner of the Denver Mustangs football team. But that's not the only change, as Eric Cartman is also a new signing for the Mustangs. Kyle is sceptical about his new player, despite his impressive stats and undeniable charm. Can Kyle guide the team to victory, fulfil his legacy, and navigate his growing feelings for Eric? Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2018 - Published: 4/27/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Gerald B.
Twenty-Eight by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
The boys may have reached adulthood and gone their separate ways, but that doesn't mean they've grown up, or that South Park is far behind them. A collection of three slice of life/character study oneshots. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 2/11/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M.
A Fire in My Skin by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Craig is a well-respected young pastor, inspiring hope in his congregation. But they don't know of his late night infatuation that appears in the fire, and threatens to engulf his soul. Pastor Craig, Imp Tweek. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2018 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
I Won't Fall For You by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Just when Kyle thought turning up alone to a wedding - that was starting to feel like a college reunion - couldn't get any worse, it turns out Eric Cartman is invited too. But Eric may just be his saving grace, and Kyle decides to run with his crazy plan even if he knows better. But Kyle is a lot smarter than his college friends, he won't fall for Eric that easily. Kyman. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Beneath the Claws and Cobwebs by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Kyle Broflovski is 28 and bored of village life in the Bedfordshire countryside, with only his father and his books to keep him company. Eric Cartman is an orphaned lord of the manor with a dark secret. Kyle jumps at the chance to stay at a beautiful manor house but finds more than just adventure at Tenorman Hall. 'Beauty and the Beast' inspired AU. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,941 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 4/13/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Gerald B. - Complete
Friction by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
The main four have been so close, for so long, there was bound to be some friction between them. But those intense, intimate, and mushy encounters make them realise how lucky they really are. Multiple ships. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Closer by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Kyle and Eric have a pretty nice set-up, or at least Eric thinks so. Eric is in South Park, Kyle is in Phoenix, and they have a great time whenever they see each other. But when an opportunity arises for Kyle that could change all that, Eric doesn't know whether to embrace it or run from it. Or, Eric has commitment issues and the flu. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Butters S. - Complete
All Or Nothing by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Nobody believed they would last, especially Kyle. Eric and Heidi are still dating in high school, Kyle is bitter although has managed to maintain his friendship with Eric. But things are not so blissful between Eric and Heidi, which may work to Kyle's advantage... if he can handle what an affair entails. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2017 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Heidi T. - Complete
Cold Up There by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric thought he was content living alone in the mountains of South Park. Until a trip into town introduces him to Kyle, who has moved from New Jersey to Colorado for a fresh start, like Eric did many years ago. But there's a storm brewing that will force them closer together than they ever imagined. Multi chapter. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
More Than You Bargained For by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
A young archaeologist, Kyle thinks uncovering a perfectly preserved Egyptian prince will launch his career. But one night in the lab changes everything forever. A fluffy three-parter. Kyman. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,829 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/21/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Token B., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
A Brief History of A Lifetime by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
What if Eric never came back from the future? A story about righting wrongs, waiting and how to make 'long-distance' work. Rated M. A huge thank you to nicholelovesyouu for helping me get this story off the ground!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 213,332 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 2/2/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
Everything I Need by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
After his beloved Gary leaves him, Stan finds himself at a romantic crossroads. Now would be the time to take risks and try something new, and the intriguing Eric and Kyle may be just what he needs. Styleman. AU. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
I Think I Love You by punk-rock-yuppie reviews
The best way to describe this is to say Cartman is a meme-loving fuck but Kyle loves him anyway. Written for fightmeleigh on tumblr.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Little Roommate by shecat105 reviews
Ike ends up having to stay at Kyle and Eric's home for a while. Unfortunately, Kyle and Eric haven't told their families about their relationship yet. For Parti-Pooper!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Eric Cartman, Ike B., Kyle B. - Complete
Clothes Swap by shecat105 reviews
Small little oneshot where Kyle and Cartman decide to play as each other to spice things up.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Letters To Nobody by Yummykyman reviews
AU Oneshot... As Cartman moves from his childhood to his adulthood, he writes a couple of letters to cope with Kyle's death. [Based on a Headcanon. Main Character Death ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2015
Meet Me in Manhattan by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
After meeting on assignment in Botswana, Eric can't get the ambitious, charitable Kyle out of his head. What better place for them to reunite than at a black-tie event Kyle is hosting in New York? Rated T. A Christmas gift for PartiPooper!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Lucy and Linus by phobo reviews
Long after the events of Jewpacabra, Cartman finds comfort in the blue blanket Kyle gave him—except he obviously doesn't remember it was Kyle who gave it to him. KyMan if you squint.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
In a Mirror, Festively by SynapticFirefly reviews
Eric Cartman just wants his charities to succeed for the holidays. It just sucks living in a universe where beards are commonplace and being evil is rewarded. And with Christmas purges and his own depraved boyfriend trying to put the kibosh on his good deeds, will Eric get the Christmas miracle he deserves? Probably not.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Fatass by FireWasp reviews
A one shot holiday treat for all the kyman shippers 3 I hope you enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Can't We Just Try? by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
If Eric had his stubborn way, he'd deny his feelings forever. But Kyle's not going to let that happen. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Forgive Me by GreenHat24 reviews
Some people have different ways of apologising. Cartman and Kyle fall into that category. Oneshot. Hints of Kyman. Rated T for swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Stag Prince by SynapticFirefly reviews
A Swan Princess parody. Grand Wizard Prince Eric and High Elf Prince Kyle are roped into an arranged marriage. Honestly, who thought this was a good idea to start with? Eventual Kyman, slight Stenny, and poor Butters is a paladin.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,190 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/11/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Kenny M., Stan M.] - Complete
Betting by DarlingDecay reviews
Cartman challenges Kyle to a bet, but is that really it? Does Cartman really just want to do a bet like usual or is there something else going on? What about punishment for losing the bet? It seems Kyle will find out... Kyman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,778 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
A Game Changer by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric only sings about love at first sight, he doesn't really believe in it. Until a handsome waiter enters his life. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,846 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Eric Cartman's Travelling Circus by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Eric Cartman is a wealthy ex-criminal who is finally realising a childhood dream. His troupe entertain and dazzle audiences all around the country. But there's one act that leaves him rather spellbound too. AU set in 1923. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 6/4/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] [Stan M., Wendy Testaburger]
Keep It Down by Editor-Bug reviews
Kyle's trying to study, and then Cartman shows up. Kyman, but not really. ONE-SHOT! Read & review if you like!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Good Fight by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Kyle goes from being an angry kid who is down on his luck, to a champion boxer, to a champion boxer who wants more than the featherweight title. He wants a life with a certain special someone. Kyley B Boxing AU. Kyman. Rated T.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
Three is not always a crowd by CommanderHusky reviews
A brief one-shot about how love can wreck people or save them. And of how what we're used to see as "normal" is not always the only right way to live a happy life.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Eric Cartman, Butters S., Kyle B. - Complete
your princess in another castle by Del'Mareve reviews
Mysterion saves Butters Stotch from certain death one cold, dark night. He is immediately captivated by the blonde-haired boy, but Butters wants nothing to do with love or caped crusaders. [AU. Bunny/Creek/Various Parings!]
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,840 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Butters S., Kenny M.] [Tweek T., Craig T.]
Sunset by Cezille07 reviews
What does the sunset mean to Eric Cartman? Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's Birthday Story by Vampiracy reviews
On the morning of his seventeenth birthday, Kyle wakes up in a fanfiction. Slash. Parody.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Always Do by NocturnalLament reviews
Dissatisfied with the monotony of life as a literature professor, Kyle Broflovski finds escape in online stripping, eager for some excitement. His regular customer Eric Cartman soon finds himself infatuated with the strange and undeniably attractive man behind the screen. They continue with their lives as normal, until one fated encounter in a grocery store. Kyman AU, rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lonely Hearts Club by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
After submitting a not-so-great paper, Eric Cartman's confidence is shaken. Enter the mysterious (and infuriating) Kyle, who may be the stress relief Eric needs. But there's just one catch... Harvard AU. Oneshot. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
First Sight by 2originalcents reviews
Butters is so obsessed with fulfilling the 'love at first sight' myth that he's blind to the person sitting in front of him.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
South Park: The Hangover by shecat105 reviews
Replace Doug, Stu, Phil, and Alan with Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. That is all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Arrogant Boy (They're Better Off Without You) by MissMaryMason reviews
[kyman] the boys spend a saturday night with some alcohol
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Broken Toaster by MissMaryMason reviews
[kyman] dialogue heavy. "Well, what are you doing?" There was a pause, and in that pause Kyle felt his head throb in pain. "Oh God, what did you do?" "Heh, well, uh, Kenny and I are sorta stuck here in Denver." Another pause, and then he continued, quieter. "In jail." Kyle heard a faint, "Hey Kyle" in the background.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Breakfast in Bed by empnk reviews
Late Valentine's Day Fic! Kyle and Cartman spend valentine's day the way they want to. Fluff. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Disgruntled Llama Noises by MissMaryMason reviews
[kyman] "born to die 'verse" drabble. my lame and angsty valentine's day contribution
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Lies (You're a Coward to the End) by MissMaryMason reviews
[kyman] Kyle feels his heart drop to the floor when Wonderwall by Oasis starts playing from inside his closet. "Do you hear that?" Stan asks, looking around for the source of noise. "Sounds like Wonderwall."
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Over the Rocky Cliffs by MissMaryMason reviews
[kyman] title from FineShrine by Purity Ring (not a song fic) the first in a series of fics that will be part of the affectionately named "Born to Die 'verse"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Cat and Mouse by empnk reviews
Kyle thinks he's finally found a way to get rid of Cartman. Cartman proves him wrong with a simple game of cat and mouse. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Struggle of the Proletariat by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
Some people are born different. Others are born extraordinary. And then there are those who have the ability to shake the earth to its core. Mutant/X-Men AU
Crossover - South Park & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,523 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Ohne Dich by MissMaryMason reviews
[kyman] dirty talk and skype shenanigans. rated t and you know exactly why, but i'll bump up the rating if people want me to.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Juliet by MissMaryMason reviews
I'm not making the title into a pun okay? I'm not doing it. [kyman drabble]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Unholiest Day by TheToxicInterest reviews
Kyle is uptight and Cartman is casual, as usual, when they meet in the park to share a secret kiss. Kyman. [Kind of a drabble.]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Beg For It by kawaiiswag40 reviews
Kyle doesn't give in until he wins. And he doesn't win until he hears Cartman beg for it. Kyman smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] - Complete
Flying Isn't Dangerous by 2318008 reviews
Kyle and Cartman sit next to each other on a flight back from one of their adventures. Stuff happens. Rated for a hand job and language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
I Dare You To Strip For Him by Mootycakes reviews
This is the long awaited sequel to I Dare You To Kiss Him! The boys are all 18 now and are playing another round of truth or dare and things are going to get physical this time! Yaoi, Kyman, naughty language, and sexy scenes!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [Kyle B., Eric Cartman] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Awkward Silences by TheToxicInterest reviews
Even Kyle and Cartman aren't sure how they got together in the first place. But one thing was certain: their relationship was to be filled with awkward silences. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Enjoy Your Stay by MissMaryMason reviews
They used to love pushing each other's buttons and now they were too afraid to. Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
The Art of Sneaking by Yummykyman reviews
Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,634 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
South Park's Lamest Losers by Vampiracy reviews
Hyped up for the next big movie, the boys set out to play Avengers. Now they must assemble to face their biggest challenge yet: nobody in town wants to play with them.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
An Education by hollycomb reviews
AU - Kyle is sent to a fat camp for the summer, where he falls in love with kindly junior counselor Stan and experiments guiltily with his corpulent bunkmate, Eric Cartman. Kenny, Wendy, Token, Henrietta, Butters, Clyde, Bebe, Craig and others also have a role in Kyle's life changing summer of 'health education.'
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 142,497 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Tight spot by Green Sphynx reviews
Cartman insults Kyle all the time, but Kyle is bound to snap one day. He just might be so unlucky that happens on a day his jeans are too tight. PWP
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Patience is a virtue by Sirianna123 reviews
At one time in his life Eric Cartman set himself the weirdest rule ever: no one besides me can piss of Kahl. At that moment he decided that if anyone else makes ginger Jew cry, he'd punch said persons face in, no matter who that person was. He kept that rule secret for nice share of years.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
I Must Be by Yummykyman reviews
Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Eric's Surprise Birthday Gift by Icyclear reviews
It's Eric's birthday and he's unhappy he has to work on that day. When he comes home, he gets a surprise gift.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Maybe I Just Wanna Be Yours by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
So Kyle and Cartman are just your average couple... Bickering about Ikea curtains, tattoos and expressing their love for each other after three years of dating and two years of living together. Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Out With the Old In With the New by JoannaKuwabara reviews
It was a New Year's Eve he would never forget, however he wished some of it he COULD forget. (Based on something that happened to me) T rating for language most. Kyman (Cartman/Kyle)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Only cry for me by JinxedtheCat98 reviews
Kyle is upset, and Cartman doesn't really know how to feel about it. Weird Kyman fluff, enjoy! Rated T for bad language, One-Shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Smoking Section by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman is a tortured soul, bursting with unrequited love while Kyle is neurotic, self loathing and frustrated. Inspired by the amazing Jackson Waters song Center Of Attention. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,768 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Steps To Success by llamajo reviews
Senior year is finally over, and I just want to spend the summer hanging out with Stan and Kenny before we leave for college. But my hopes of a relaxing summer are ruined when Cartman wins a cruise trip and invites us along. Stan urges me to go with them, but I know something's not right. Cartman is planning something. I know he is. Why else would he be acting so... nice? Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,830 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
The Constant by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
Cartman and Kyle just can't escape each other. They've loved each other, for better or worse, for practically their entire lives. But can they handle it when they're so close to getting everything they've wanted? Kyman. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,656 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Superman by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
A sad, Kyman story that may drain you emotionally... Hopefully in a good way. But on the bright side there's some Stary and Kenndy to keep you going! Rated T. Contains God-parents, hospitals & Clyde's awful Christmas parties. Hope you enjoy and reviews are always appreciated!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The Fine Line by scarylolita reviews
Cartman almost kills Kyle and, much to his own surprise, he finds himself feeling rather guilty about it. Slash, Kyman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Constellations by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
At eighteen, Cartman never would have thought he'd be back in the future again, beloved by many as the "Time Child." But this future is more bleak and dangerous he could have ever imagined. Kyle has come back with him and as they realize that they are each other's only hope, feelings start to grow... Sadly, there are no otters. Rated M.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Lost in you by Katteri reviews
Another short one-shot, Kyle and Eric. Kyle's moving and Eric had to say good-bye. Eric/Kyle Kyman - is that was people call it?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It hits the fan by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
South Park is suffering from a heat wave and Kyle has a way of dealing with it. But Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if he didn't demand some us of it as well. Heat, however, makes people act strange and before you know it things spiral out of control. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,740 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Silence by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
The cute lil' smile between Cartman and Kyle in You're Getting Old never fails to inspire me. Though I love the hate between these two and Stan and Kyle being SBFs, it's nice to have some fluffy yet angsty Kyman. Rated T. Hope you enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Alive and Warm by PortlandThinkersBaseball reviews
The last few days were treacherously warm. WWII AU Kyman/Warnings for slight language and violent themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
29 Tries by TickleTheToast reviews
Wally has tried to say it twenty-nine times...you gotta hand it to him, the boy doesn't give up. Wally/Numbuh 4xKuki/Numbuh 3. (Thanks to Ajir for the cover art!)
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,316 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
Heaven's Full Of Hippies by BooBaLooPants reviews
Cartman gets hit by a bus. Kyle gets confused.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Do you know the Enemy? by ActionGal07 reviews
One night, Eric Cartman vanishes into the woods only to be found beaten and with sudden amnesia. Is he faking it or does somebody really want him dead? Kyle helps his rival to remember, but falling for your enemy can be the most deadliest game. R&R! Finished!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 138,295 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Fleeting Moments by Tishie reviews
A dropped book, a snoozing seatmate, a chemistry prank, a math textbook and even during a lap at gym class; You don't have to be incredibly horny or secretive to express how much you love a person. It just takes being familiar friends, being an asshole and special, fleeting moments. Basically a series of sweet, little stories between the hot blooded Jew and fat boy. Kyman/Cartyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
140 Characters or Less by Breathlessly reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Cartman realizes one hundred and forty characters isn't enough for his jew. Kyman oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Things Eric Doesn't Talk About by Seneschal reviews
Eric Cartman has secrets. And he hates Kyle. Really. He does.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It's Hard to Know They're Out There by hollycomb reviews
They're bloody and grim but they're still his best friends.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pizza by Tishie reviews
Oh this is the night, it's a beautiful night. And we call it playing-video-games-while-eating-refrigerated-pizza-notte. Kyle and Cartman have a little unexpected "moment" during video game night. Kyman!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Vulnerable by PopcornChicken66 reviews
There was just one sole feat that temporarily exposed Cartman as vulnerable- and Kyle had discovered it. Fluffy one-shot, companion fic to Evolution. M/M Lemon.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Bittersweet Bundle of Misery by StalkerDex reviews
Kyle is sick and dying and Eric is the only person who is there for him. Kenny is trying to outrun death and Stan is struggling not to give up hope. "Don't get sick", "Don't Die", "Don't lose hope" & "Don't fall in love". This is a Stanman story.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Paranormal Inactivity by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Kyle has always really hated horror movies. One-shot, implications of Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Fire Alarm by LittleMissStark reviews
Kyle comes home to a small situation with Eric and there fire alarm. rated teen for Erics potty mouth :p very short!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Evolution by PopcornChicken66 reviews
Over the years of hate, denial, and anger, an evolution has begun. The pinpoint of exactly when this commenced is unbeknownst, but it will lead to a life-changing event between the two who believed their relationship would never alter. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Pick the Pieces Up by D McVetty reviews
An accident takes Kyle's life, and Cartman is left to wonder how it is they came to be so close. /Kyman, character death
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,151 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
No Escape by FonicsMonkey reviews
Cartman didn't know what he had until it was gone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
All Alone by D McVetty reviews
Everyone has left Cartman and South Park behind. Everyone, except Kyle. /Kyman drabble
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
That Was Kenneh! by OrangeHush reviews
Kyle's first kiss. Awww. K2 or Kyman, depending on your pov. Oneshot. Rated T for swearing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Think About Change by CrisisOmegs reviews
Genuinely smiling where Kyle could see was something he needed to get used to. Kyman, fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Rose By Any Other Name is Still Cheesy as Hell by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle doesn't hate Valentine's Day, he just hates feeling left out. All Cartman wants to do is make him happy. Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy oneshot for V-Day. T because of customary SP cussing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Of Mormons and Superheroes by RoxIsGone reviews
Walk down a dark street at night? Stupid. Follow a stranger into an alley? Even worse. Get saved from a potential mugging by a power tool wielding hero? Better. Get seduced by said hero up against a wall? Nooow you've got it. Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
Crackerjack by let's point out the obvious reviews
"Years of obsessive study have taught him well." A one-shot Kyman piece with the same amount of musing and intimate nonsense that the fandom ought to expect from me.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Baby Son by 2originalcents reviews
Eric is leaving for college soon and Liane looks back on when he was born and whether she raised him well or not - post201 version
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
Do No Wrong by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Slight Style! Inspired by Santeria by Sublime. "...without Kyle... your life is empty and hollow." Those words planted the seeds of obsession. Cartman gets what he wants, and he wants Kyle. Stan is in his way... but not for long. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Love You When You're Wet by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Everyone loves going to the water park, right? Right. Fluffy oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Why Do You Like Me? by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman is sweet and caring and gentle as can be, but he never has anything kind to say. Kyle wants to know why Cartman even likes him. Mindless fluff. One shot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's a Man by Angelic Gemstone reviews
Today is Kyle's bar mitzvah, which means he's officially become a man. Everyone knows men only want one thing. Cartman is his victim. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Anyone But Him by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Kyle finds something attractive about the last person he'd ever want to be attracted to. One-shot, but with the possibility of a sequel. Rated T because T is delicious.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Obsessive Addiction by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Cartman is obsessed with Kyle to an unhealthy degree. Kyle is completely oblivious. Cartman can only wait so long before he makes Kyle his once and for all. Rated T because T is a pretty letter.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
No Matter What by OverSweetNightmare reviews
Kyman! Stan learns Kyle's secret when someone unexpected comforts him after a tragedy. But Super Best Friends are friends forever, even if one of them is dating a Nazi. Rated T because I said so.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
When You Wake Up by ann7x reviews
Eric wakes up in a hospital, where Kyle's waiting for him. Eric/Kyle slash one shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
The good scare by littlebitnothing reviews
Kyle has the hiccups, and there are only Cartman with him to solve his problem.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Obsession by moonlitelm reviews
Cartman has an obsession, and he doesn't want it to go away.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
In The Morning by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle and Eric, in the morning.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
On love and sex by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Handclasp by camomilehottea reviews
Cartman/Kyle fluff
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Unadulterated Loathing by theartistformerlyknownas reviews
Twelve drabbles' worth of Cartman/Kyle, in all their morally reprehensible glory. Rating may go up, depending on prompts.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Until The Day I Die by theceruleanstar reviews
Cartman and Kyle would never admit that they could feel anything but hatred for each other. Will it take a near-death experience to bring them together? CartmanxKyle Slash. Rated T for language and because it is South Park, after all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,327 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Being the Cause of Immediate Withdrawal by yeah that's me reviews
Cartman indulges his secret addiction every day, in little moments. But after every high there comes brief withdrawal.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hating Kyle by yeah that's me reviews
Kyle is Eric's epiphany.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Futureshock by LuffyKun3695 reviews
Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Implied Relationship. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Birthday by Sofa King Danny reviews
Cartman is lonely on his birthday. KyleCartman fluff.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
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This Storm Ain't Got Nothing On Me Without You reviews
A storm threatens to destroy everything Eric can't live without. (Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; My contribution to Day One of Kyman Week: Canon Moment; Reinvention of the scene from 'Smug Alert'.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/3 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Merry Crisis reviews
Cartman is refusing to join the school Christmas Committee, and Kyle is going to get to the bottom of why. (Christmas Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and Cartmanness.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Le Petit Bisou reviews
What if Kyle hadn't noticed Cartman leaning in until it was too late? What if he hadn't realised he was going to kiss him, until he was already doing it? (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; My contribution to Day Four of Kyman Week: Kyman Moment; Reinvention of that one scene from 'Le Petit Tourette'.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Rendezvous reviews
At the apotheosis of a war between the humans and elves, two kings meet in secret at nightfall. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for swearing and sexual scenes; The Stick of Truth AU; My contribution to Day One of Kyman Week: Games.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,610 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Stan M. - Complete
ABC, Easy as You and Me reviews
Kyle is single, a kindergarten teacher, living alone in an apartment, and just turned twenty-seven. He doesn't expect much else from his life until a single father called Eric turns up to rock it. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; Dedicated to shortstackedcheesecake.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] [Butters S., Bradley] - Complete
Little April Shower reviews
Kyle and Eric get caught in the rain and find shelter in a barn. (Fluffy & Mildly Smutty Kyman Drabble; Rated T for slightly sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
To Kiss a Ginger reviews
Kyle thinks being ginger sucks. Even the day dedicated to celebrating his hair just feels like a mockery. Luckily he has a friend to look out for him, even if it's not one he would've expected. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/12/2018 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
What Friends Are For reviews
It's only when you're at your worst that you discover what friends are really for. When Bebe is upset, Cartman tries to comfort her in his own, weird way. (Angsty and Fluffy Platonic Cartmebe Drabble with hints of Angsty Clybe; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2018 - Bebe S., Eric Cartman - Complete
It's Always Been You reviews
With ex-boyfriend Eric engaged to his new lover, Kyle is depressed and distraught. It seems that there is nothing that he can do to stop the wedding...Or is there? (Slightly Angsty but Mostly Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities; Dedicated to shortstackedcheesecake.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Plenty Use Smiling Over Spilt Coffee reviews
Look, it's a Coffee Shop AU. How unique and original. It's not like there are maybe millions of these already or anything. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Some Shit's Worth It reviews
Kyle's got ninety-nine problems and all of them are Cartman. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Sorry Struggle reviews
When Cartman does something bad to Kyle, he tries to say sorry - "tries" being the keyword. AKA, How Not To Say Sorry To Your Boyfriend. (Slightly Silly Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities, slightly sexual scenes, and the follies and flatulence of youth.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Llama Llama Kyle reviews
Ordinary things like browsing the internet, getting your apartment inspected, and having sex with your boyfriend all seem kind of extraordinary when there's a llama involved. (Kyama One-Shot with a little bit of Kyman on the side; Rated M for profanities and mild sexual scenes; Dedicated to MissMaryMason.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/20/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Elephantine Endeavour reviews
When Kyle takes interest in a plush pachyderm, Cartman tries to win it for him. The only problem is, Cartman sucks at claw machines. (Fluffy Kyman Valentine's One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart reviews
Eric has to leave his pregnant wife Kylie for a business trip, but when he returns there is a little bundle of joy for him to meet. (Fluffy Kyman Two-Shot; Rated T for profanities; Warning: includes Fem!Kyle, so do not read if you are not into that.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Everything Changes reviews
One ordinary evening, Kyle accidentally sends Cartman a sexy photograph. One ordinary evening, the two of them wind up having heated phone sex. One ordinary evening, everything changes. (Smutty Kyman; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/15/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Too Late at Eight reviews
In which Stan is a grown-up presenter on a kids' TV show and eight-year-old viewer Kyle may just have a little bit of a super big crush on him. (Fluffy Kiddy-Crush Style One-Shot.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Speak Never and Forever Hold Your Peace reviews
Even though they are engaged to one other, Cartman still has some insecurities about their relationship that exasperate Kyle. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Two Talk reviews
Cartman asks, demands, and bribes Kyle to say a certain something with two syllables and four letters that was given to the brunet at birth, and Kyle gets a great deal on a kiss. (Fluffy Kyman Drabble; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Tummy Tickles reviews
One simple scene one simple morning in one simple bed shared by a brunet and a redhead. (Fluffy Kyman Drabble; Rated T for mentions of sex.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
What Do You Call A Drunk Jew? reviews
When Kyle gets boozed up at a bar by some asshole intent on taking advantage of him, the friend all would think of as the least likely to help him ends up doing just that. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and use of alcohol.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Diary of a Douchebag reviews
Hey, Diary, it's me again: Eric. I am so goddamn fucking tired of just sitting here sobbing about and jacking off to Kyle. It's all very lonely and pathetic, and I'm going to put a stop to it. That's right: I've finally decided to woo Kyle and get him to fall in love with me. (Kyman Multi-Chapter; Rated T for profanities and Eric's vulgarities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 20,190 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
To Not Mind reviews
Craig minds a lot of things. He just doesn't mind Tweek. (Fluffy Creek Drabble; Rated T for profanities; Dedicated to nella311.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/3/2014 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
You Should Be reviews
A sad poem from Eric's perspective about his mother and how she sees him and his friends.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
Today Doesn't Belong To Me reviews
When Eric doesn't want to get out of bed and go to school, it saddens Liane to find out the reason why. (Angsty Parent-and-Child Drabble.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Eric Cartman, L. Cartman - Complete
I (Don't) Care reviews
Kyle's thoughts when saving Cartman from being Jewpacabra bait, and Cartman's thoughts upon waking the next morning to realise he'd been saved by a certain monstrous ginger Jew from Jersey. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Artful Arrayal of Affection reviews
Sometimes it aggravates Kyle, having such a clumsy boyfriend. But is Cartman really clumsy, or do his actions have ulterior motives? (Fluffy Kyman Drabble.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
A Friendly Warning from a Bully reviews
Hey, nice ta meet ya. I'm what you'd call a bully. I pick on people and go round the school bein' feared and feelin' pretty good about it. I've got a whole list of regular targets, but there's one I don't have that I want: Kyle Broflovski. The reason I can't have him? That would be Eric Cartman. (Subtle Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] OC - Complete
Petrichor reviews
Eric receives an unexpected visitor one rainy evening, and he couldn't be happier about it. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities and the imaginings of a pubescent male.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
When the Person you Like-Like is a Mortal Vessel for the Anti-Christ reviews
The title says it all. It's a problem Cartman has, and he has to deal with it by going into the woods at Christmastime to help out his Jewish friend. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Fucking Fine reviews
Cartman hates Stan. Or rather, he hates that he took his love. (Angsty Kyman & Subtle Style One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Pride and Prejewdice reviews
Whilst Kyle is waiting on the bleachers for Stan to finish football practice one wintry afternoon, Cartman shows up, unfortunately. But is his arrival really so unfortunate, or will Cartman warm Kyle up in more ways than one? (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Lovelorn reviews
Butters has a crush. Too bad his crush likes someone else. But perhaps it's not all bad... (One-Sided Carterrs One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Expressing Endearment reviews
When Mr Kitty dies, Eric is upset. But not for long, thanks to Kyle. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Dedicated to serendipityrain711.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Hiring Hope reviews
Cartman has a job interview to attend, and Kyle has worrying about him to do. (Fluffy & Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Proposition reviews
The short-and-sweet tale of how Eric and Kyle became engaged, that all started once upon a time in a hospital after a mugging and some infuriating institutional protocols. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Afflictions and Affections reviews
When Kyle is sick, as per usual, Cartman pays him a visit. He even so much as looks after him, in his own bitter-sweet way. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Game Over reviews
When Kyle makes a bet with Cartman and the latter starts to win, Kyle has to seal his success by distracting him...with his body. (Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Clyde's Compensation reviews
While crying over the death of his mother one night, Clyde finds a gift on his window sill, and so finds that he has a friend in that dark time. (Subtle Clydeman One-Shot; Dedicated to Sakazaki-Chan.)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Clyde D., Eric Cartman] - Complete
Wonders of the Waterpark reviews
Kyle and Cartman go on a date to the waterpark on a rare hot and sunny day in their town. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
A Burden Worth Bearing reviews
A series of instances in which Cartman had to hold or carry Kyle, and so had to face and come to terms with his true feelings. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete