Author has written 27 stories for D.Gray-Man, Homestuck, Harry Potter, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, No. 6, Merlin, Death Note, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Kuroshitsuji, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
Hellur. My name is Jason. I live on Earth. I'm FTM trans. I often don't give a shit.
Darker Than Black
The Legends of the Legendary Heroes
Ouran High School Host Club
Kaze No Stigma
Attack on Titan
Favorite Books (NOT IN ORDER):
John Dies at the End
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
The Mortal Instruments
The Bane Chronicles
Merlin, The Lost Years
The Dresden Files
The Night Angel Trilogy
Favorite TV Shows:
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Doctor Who (sometimes)
Kubo and the Two Strings
The Princess Bride
Howl's Moving Castle
Favorite Video Games:
Dragon Age (all of them. Forever.)
The Lego Video Games
Easy, olives. 100%. No doubt.
Keith Kogane, from Voltron. I love my Red Paladin. He deserves love and protection. He is too precious for this world.
Anders/Fenris (Dragon Age)
Male Inquisitor/Dorian (Dragon Age)
Magnus/Alec (The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters)
Allen/Kanda (D. Gray-man)
Allen/Tyki (D. Gray-man)
Kylar/Logan (The Night Angel Trilogy)
Harry/Marcone (The Dresden Files)
Bilbo/Thorin (The Hobbit)
Keith/Shiro (Voltron. It's a guilty pleasure, if we're being honest. Not the show, the ship.)
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
1. Perfect? Far from it.
1. Friend you saw: Rowan
1. Number: 57, I don't why I just love it. 14 is a close second though.
1. Are you missing someone right now? Not particularly, I like being alone (Damn, I'm so anti-social)
2. Nick names? OKAY, WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER ONE!!!!!!????? Anyways, Gecko-chan (don't ask, it's my sister's fault, it doesn't even make sense!!), Jace, Jilly-bean.
1. First best friend? A girl named Haley. We haven't talked in about eight or so years though.
1. Eating? Nothing.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Either, I don't really care. Not TOO short though.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? No, that is disgusting, and probably bad for your health.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? No.
Here are some OC question/answer scenario things, they are for any specific thing, they are actually from my own stories, and they're beautiful, and I love them to death, and they are my babies so get over it!!!
I DID NOT MAKE THE QUESTIONS, Vetus199914 DID, I ONLY MADE THE ANSWERS
1. Rupett: A young person who is hated by everyone, has green hair and buck teeth, she is shy and doesn’t really give a shit about what happens in the world around because she knows it won’t actually help her life. Depressed most of the time and usually forgotten. (From my story, Fairly Twisted Fairy Tales)
2. Neil: A sadistic vampire (I swear to god, if your mind goes to Twilight, then there’s something wrong with you) who hates most people. Doesn’t care about anyone and is sort of a dick. No one really understands him. He has a habit of killing for fun, but the other members of the group do their best to stop him. (From my story, Neil, it hasn’t been named yet so that’s what I’m calling it because he’s the main character)
3. Terry: An annoying werewolf who follows Neil around like a lost puppy. Literally. She is nice to most people and always gives Neil a chance, she loves to read and spends a lot of time trying to cheer people up and trying to make Neil be just a little bit kind to someone, anyone. Is dating Lilith, so she’s homosexual. (From my story, Neil)
4. Justin: A WAY too nice fallen angel who has the power of super strength. Always gives people a chance and does everything he can to make people happy and nice to everyone else. Is way to optimistic at times and gets on everyone’s nerves. Fell because he wanted to follow his friend, Mia when she fell. Worships the ground Mia walks on. (From the story Mia, which also doesn’t have an actual title so suck it up)
5. Mia: A complete bitch of a fallen angel who has a tendency to lash out at people. Her power is healing though she rarely uses it for the good of people.She’s always clashing swords with Neil (sometimes literally), probably because they are exactly alike. Fell from Heaven because she broke up with her boyfriend… Jesus, that is (not a good choice). Justin annoy her to no extent but she does care about him, though she would never admit it. (From the story, Mia)
6. Lilith: A fallen angel with some issues, such as, she has no idea how to use her teleportation powers, every time she tries, she ends up in a completely different location than she intended, the others know this but they still force her to teleport them someplace from time to time. Cares about most people but there are still those that get on her nerves, though she would never show it. She is dating Terry. (From the story, Neil)
7. Dave: An overly enthusiastic drunk who drags everyone into dangerous situation that they would rather not be in. Has a tendency to not think about anything he is doing and just going with the flow, this can be a good thing and a bad thing for both himself and those around him. Shares an apartment with his friend, Jason though he never pays his rent, which pisses Jason off to no extent. Though he always annoys his friend, he does care about him and is grateful for all that Jason has done for him. (From the story, I’ll Call it Utopia, hahaha, this one has a title!)
8. Jason: A responsible guy who takes on the role of taking care of others. Though, he doesn’t know it, he does so much for others and they are extremely grateful, namely his roommate Dave. He is nice to other people, unless they do something pretty bad and sets him on end then he loses his temper and gets VERY aggressive and terrifying. (From the story, I’ll Call it Utopia)
9. Aki/ Akio: A young magician who was prophesized to end the War of Magic. He’ gets annoyed easily and his twin brother, Yasha, is over-joyed when he makes him pissed off. His nickname is Aki but most people call him Sparkle because in Japanese, Aki means Sparkle. Though he gets annoyed easily he really is a kindperson that just wants to save the people he loves. (From the story, Sparkle, though, alas, this is not it’s true title, for I have yet to come up with one)
10. Yasha: A responsible young Necromancer, also he’s Aki’s twin brother. He enjoys nothing more than to piss off his younger brother by throwing sparkles at him and calling him Sparkle. He is kind though he is on the side of evil and wants nothing more than for his brother to be safe and to come join him so he can protect him, his motives are good, but, like all other villains, his actions are damn evil, though he doesn’t mean them to be. (From the story, Sparkle)
11. The Narrator: Another drunk who cares about nobody, the only person that he is even close to having a friendship with is Dave, and only because he respects his drinking habits. He has a habit of narrating other’s lives in rude ways that shows that he thinks that they are pathetic. No one knows his real name and he doesn’t tell anybody about himself, not because he’s hiding anything, just that he doesn’t want them to know more about him than he sees fit. (From the story, Fairly Twisted Fairy Tales)
12. Jez: The most unlucky person in the entire world, nothing good ever happens to Jez. She’s nice but has 0 self confidence and doesn’t do anything out of her comfort zone, well she tries not to anyway, usually, she’s forced to by a her ‘friends’ when they need something done. (From the story, Unlucky, not it’s real name either for I am too lazy to come up with one right now)
By the way, the mushroom room is practically the room of shame, and is also from Ouran High School Host Club.
1. Hello all! Now to get the ball rolling lets all sit in a circle and play a game to break the ice, and please, let’s try to keep the fighting to a minimum. Everyone will be playing Never Have I Ever. The goal of this game is to go around in a circle stating something you have never done. Anyone who has done that thing has to take a drink. Of alcohol. Yes, people will most likely be getting drunk. The person who is drunkest by the end of the game loses, and most sober wins. Explain in detail just how this goes. Alright, shit’s about to get real. Everyone sits in a circleish shape the order is, Neil, Terry, Lilith, Mia, Dave, Jason, Justin, Aki, Yasha, Jez, The Narrator, and Rupett is not allowed to take part in this activity. First is Neil, something he hasn’t done is compliment someone. Everyone isn’t shocked, which is sort of sad, the people that have to drink are, Lilith, Justin, Jason, Dave, Justin, Justin, Justin, Terry, Justin, Aki, Justin, Yasha, Justin, Jez, Justin, and Justin. Next up is Terry something she hasn’t done is kiss a boy. The people that have to drink are, Mia, Dave, and Jason. Next is Lilith something she hasn’t done is teleported to somewhere that was intentional. No one had to drink noting that no one else has teleportation powers. Next is Mia something she hasn’t done is kiss a mortal, at this point people are wondering who exactly she has kissed (Jesus). The people who had to drink are, Lilith, Terry, Yasha, Aki, Jason, and Dave. Next is Dave something he hasn’t done is pay his rent. (Jason, “Oh, I know he hasn’t.”) The person who had to drink is Jason. Next is Jason something he hasn’t done is been able to stop Dave from dragging him into dangerous situations. No one really got that so no one drank. Next is Justin something he hasn’t done is kill someone. The people that have to drink (is it sad that there are people who have to drink) are, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Yasha, Neil, Neil, The Narrator, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Jez (on accident), Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Neil, Mia, Mia, Mia, Neil, and Neil. Next is Aki something he hasn’t done is not gotten pissed when someone said Sparkle. Everyone just sort of stared at him for a bit, except for Yasha who sighed and chuckled. Next is Yasha something he hasn’t done is stood up for his brother when he was called Sparkle. Again, everyone sort of stared at him wondering what the fuck was up with these twins, except for Aki who got pissed. Next is Jez something she hasn’t done is have good luck. Everyone takes a drink. Last is The Narrator something he hasn’t done is told things as they truly are. No one takes a drink. The most sober is person is The Narrator (THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!! Isn't it weird how the most drunk is the most sober, completely unintentional) and the drunkest are Neil and Justin, for compliments and killing. Happy times are at hand.
2. All twelve characters have been stranded on a desert island. Each character has one item they have managed to bring with them. Which characters’ items will be able to help them survive or escape this pickle? Which character resorts to sneakily offing influential characters to form their own empire on this island? Who gets offed? Who ends up enslaved and who ends up in favor to the new ruler? Who eventually escapes the island? Everyone gets stuck on an island, Neil has a knife, Terry has a book, Justin has a blanket (like a baby blanket), Jez forgot her item, Mia has a flamethrower, Dave has a bratwurst, Jason has an invoice, Rupett doesn’t own anything, The Narrator has a microphone, Aki has sparkle remover, Yasha has sparkles (you can see what’s going on right?), and Lilith didn’t really come up with anything. Neil, Terry, Justin, Mia, and Dave have things that will help them survive. Neil starts killing people to rule the island. Rupett, Justin, Jez, and Dave end up getting killed by Neil so he can achieve island domination. Aki, Terry, Lilith, and Jason get enslaved by the new ruler and Mia, The Narrator, and Yasha are in Neil’s favor. Jason, The Narrator, Neil, Terry, and Lilith all get off the island. Yasha and Aki are left behind.
3. Character two has befallen a horrible deaging spell that has reverted them to their five year old selves, memories and all. How does everyone react? After much deliberation character nine has been volunteered to babysit character two. How does this go? Meanwhile character four has been sent out to get character two something to eat. Do they succeed in this? Is the food they get something five year old character two would like to eat? Neil somehow turns five (KOMUI!!!!) again. Everyone is surprised… and a bit relieved, he can’t kill now… right? Aki is forced to babysit, it does not go well, baby Neil takes one look at Aki and somehow starts laughing evilly and yelling sparkle over and over again. Aki starts to sob and runs off to the mushroom room. Justin goes out to get baby Neil something to eat, he chooses lucky charms, which Jez is allergic to. He gets back and gives them to baby Neil, who then proceeds to shove them up Jez’s ass, who then has an allergic reaction (poor girl). When Neil gets turned back he remembers nothing. Jez is sitting on the floor rocking back and forth sobbing and cowering away from Neil, Justin is sobbing and yelling, “WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST LUCKY CHARMS!!!????” “What the fuck does that mean?” Neil asks. Aki is still in the mushroom room and is also crying and muttering something along the lines of, “I’m not that sparkly.” “What’s with him?” Neil asks. Mia is laughing her ass off. Terry is cooing and saying, “You were such a cute little baby!” “HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT?! I DON’T OWN ANY BABY PICTURES!!” Neil yells. All in all, it was a very traumatic experience for most involved, Neil is under the assumption that everyone has gone completely insane.
4. All the characters have discovered they are demigods. Who are their parents? What are their powers? Everyone finds out they are demigods, Neil’s parent is Hades, he already had demonic powers so nothing really changes, Terry’s parent is Demeter, which is weird because she kills all the plants she owns, Justin’s parent is Iris, he now has the ability to fart rainbows (aren't I immature?), Yasha’s parent is Hades, he gets the power to sort of raise the dead, Aki’s parent is Apollo, he now sparkles in the sunlight, Mia’s parent is Zeus, her power is the ability to smite people (god save us all), Lilith’s parent is Hermes, she still can’t teleport anywhere close to decent, Dave’s parent is Dionysus, he gets drunk pretty easily, Jason’s parent is Athena, he still is more sensible than Dave (not hard to do), The Narrator’s parent is Dionysus, he also gets REALLY drunk, Jez’s parent is Tyche, she inherited NOTHING from her mother, and Rupett’s parent is Aphrodite, oh the irony.
5. Character five, character eleven, and character twelve all go to the mall! One character gets lost in Nordstrom’s, one pigs out in the food court, and the last buys a whole bunch of merchandise. Which is which? Mia, The Narrator, and Jez all go to the mall, why, I’m not totally sure, they just do. Jez gets lost in the Nordstrom’s, Mia eats EVERYTHING, and The Narrator buys EVERYTHING. They then leave without Jez who wonders around the mall for 12 hours, even after it closes.
6. Oh noes! Characters three, ten, and one have all switched genders! Does this affect them much? Strain any relationships? Cause someone to hide under a table until this disaster is reverted? Terry, Yasha, and Rupett have all switched genders. Terry is now Ty, Yasha is now Yasmine, and Rupett is now Rupert. Terry, or Ty, now finds it much easier to... do stuff with Lilith, Yasha, or Yasmine, now finds it more normal to go out and buy truck loads of sparkles, and Rupett, or Rupert, doesn’t give two fucks. Aki and Yasha’s relationship is a bit strained, noting that Aki now has a twin sister. Neil hides under a table and refuses to come out until Terry gets her boobs back (he can be such a pervert at times).
7. Character seven is hit over the head with a giant anvil and gets amnesia for three whole weeks! What happens? Dave gets hit over the head with an anvil (Jason finally snapped) and lost his memory for three weeks. During those three weeks Neil persuaded him that Mia was his girlfriend, Mia was not happy. Dave tried to kiss her and Mia tried to kill him. He kept following her around like a little lost puppy until she hit him over the head again and he got his memory back. Jason was quite sad about this, things were finally quiet for a little bit.
8. Characters five, eight, and six all get lost in a big, dark, creepy forest filled to the brim with weird, blood thirsty creatures! Dun, dun, duuuuuuun!!! What in the world happens?! Mia, Jason, and Lilith get trapped in a forest (thanks Lilith!). Some creatures tried to attack Mia but were easily destroyed; they then went after Jason who ran around in circles for half an hour screaming, “GET THEM OFF ME, GET THEM OFF ME!! I HATE BUGS!!! EEEEEEPPPPP!!!!” And Lilith ran away from Mia who had tried to get some of her new minions (the bug things) to kill her. They get Lilith to teleport them out though they end up in Neil’s bedroom while he is changing and get chased around the house for 4 hours.
9. An event that future generations will call the Great Bodyswap of 2014 occurs. One is placed into two, two into three, three into four, etc. until twelve who is now in one’s body. What sorts of chaos ensues? Rupett goes into Neil’s body, Neil goes into Terry, Terry into Justin, Justin into Mia, Mia into Lilith, Lilith into Dave, Dave into Jason, Jason into Aki, Aki into Yasha, Yasha into The Narrator, The Narrator into Jez, and Jez into Rupett (oh you poor baby). When Neil sees what has become of his body he freaks out, “AAAAHHHHHHH!!! NO! GET OUT OF MY BODY, MY SEXY, SEXY, BODY!!!! I HAVE BOOBS; I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH BOOBS!!!” He then gets punched REALLY hard by Terry in Justin’s body, “Don’t man handle my boobs, you pervert! Your eyes better not wander to places they don’t belong!!” Dave, in Jason’s body, needs to go to the bathroom. “NNNOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN’T SEE THAT!!!! I STILL NEED MY DIGNITY!!!” Jason yells, as Aki. “Would you rather I shit your pants?” “NNNOOOOOO!!!! FINE, BUT GO IN THERE BLINDFOLDED AND DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!” Jason screams. “How am I going to wipe?” Dave asks. “Don’t.” Jason says. “So you want shit stuck to your ass?” Dave says. “NNNOOOOOO!!!! FINE, BUT DON’T DO ANYTHING RASH!!!” Jason and Dave discover how awkward going to the bathroom can be. Aki hasn’t really changed but he looks over at Yasha and very slowly and deliberately ruffles up his slicked back hair. “NNNOOOOOO!!! YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO GET IT LIKE THAT!!!!” Yasha, in The Narrator, shrieks. “I wonder how you do necromancer magic.” Aki says, snapping his fingers. Little skeletons pop up from the ground and bite Terry, in Justin’s body, in the ass. “Hey, don’t do that to my body!” Justin, in Mia, yells. Justin now has the ability to heal people; he rushes around healing as many people as he can. “HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!! DON’T USE MY POWER FOR GOOD!!” Mia, in Lilith’s body yells, “I’LL KILL YOU!! No, you’re in my body… I’LL KILL TERRY!!” “Not in my body you won’t!” Lilith, in Dave yells, “I can feel my liver failing.” “I don’t drink that much!!” Dave says, having returned from the bathroom. “Riiiiggghhhhhttt.” Jason says. Jez is in the mushroom room… again. She’s stuck in Rupett’s body now. Rupett, on the other hand, is having fun, “Damn, I’m sexy.” “Are you confessing your love for me?” Neil says, “I understand but try to keep the praise to a minimum.” Neil squishes his newfound boobs. “DON’T DO THAT, PERVERT!!! I’LL KILL RUPETT WITHOUT ANY REGRET!!!” Terry yells. “NNNNOOOO, NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BODY!!!” Neil yells. “Ouch.” Rupett says. “Am I going to get bad luck now?” The Narrator, in Jez’s body, wonders. “Hey, shut up.” Mumbles a traumatized Jez, who’s still in the mushroom room.
10. Character three decides to go into matchmaking. Whom do they pair up with whom? Are those people happy with character three’s choices? Terry begins matchmaking, she pairs Neil with Justin (for balance), Mia with Aki, Dave with The Narrator (drinking buddies!), Jason and Yasha (just ‘cause), Lilith and Terry (no one touches my baby!!), and Jez and Rupett (poor Jez). Only Lilith and Terry are happy. Everyone else tries to kill Terry, including Justin, which means she did something truly AWFUL.
11. Character eleven decides to give character one a makeover! How does this go? Did eleven improve one’s appearance? Does one look worse now? Did eleven spend more time on themselves than on one? The Narrator tries to give Rupett a makeover but nothing seems to work, all makeup just bounces off her face. The Narrator just gave up after a period and gave himself one.
12. Characters eight and two decide to spar. What weapons are used? Who wins? How long does the match go? Who stands on the sidelines laughing? Neil and Jason decide to spar. They decided to use no weapons; Jason forgets that Neil has demonic powers. Neil obviously comes out victorious, Jason ends up with his face in the mud and his entire body literally steaming. It took about 8 seconds for Neil to beat him and I’m pretty sure Neil was going easy on him. Mia, The Narrator, and Dave stand on the sidelines laughing at Jason’s sorry ass (Jason, “Thanks pal!!”).
13. Character five and character nine have entered into a highly committed relationship full of public displays of affection and mushy gushy lovey dovey stuff. Where do they go on their first date? Who first kisses whom? Do they ever have sex? Mia and Aki enter into a highly committed relationship. On their first date they get drunk and they go to a church so Mia can flip off her ex. Everyone in the church is so shocked, “You’re going to Hell!!” They yell. “I’m already there you old bitches!!! Fuck you Jesus!!! This is what you get for dumping me and kicking my ass out of Heaven!!!” Mia yells. “That’s my girlfriend!!” Aki yells proudly. Aki first kisses Mia to disguise them from the angry crowd of old church goers that were after them. They haven’t had sex.
14. Character nine has died a horrible, painful death! Their best friend character twelve is grief stricken and goes to character one for comfort. Who plans the funeral? Who cries the most? Who laughs their ass off? Does anyone try to resurrect them? Aki has died a terrible death (somewhere in Heaven Jesus is chuckling). Jez is heartbroken and goes to Rupett for comfort (apparently they have bonded over the past couple scenarios). Yasha and Justin team up to plan the funeral, the coffin is pink and sparkly, the tomb stone says, “Here lies the sparkly one, Akio Koizumi. Sharing is caring and friendship is magic.” Mia cries the most; he did save her from some religious psychos after all, though she was also laughing at his stupidity, and she only cried the most because barely anyone cried at all. Neil and Jesus laugh their asses off. Neil and Yasha team up to resurrect him, simply so he can see the coffin and gravestone. They succeed and, let me tell you, he was SO pissed.
15. Trying to fix the satellite dish on the empire state building character six finds themselves stranded. How do they escape this predicament? Lilith finds herself stranded on the empire state building, to get out she teleports. She ends up on Utopia (the cannibal island that Dave and Jason discovered.) she was chased around by cannibals and government maniacs until she literally swam back home.
16. Character five has proposed to character nine! Who’s the maid of honor? The best man? How about the flower girl? Who cries? Who protests? Who dances with whom during the reception? Who’s having an affair with either the bride or groom (or variations thereupon)? Mia proposes to Aki. The maid of honor is Terry; they bonded over their drunken escapades. The best man is Yasha, who throws sparkles during the ceremony and tries to make everything involving the wedding sparkly. The flower girl is Lilith who was forced by an unknown person to throw sparkles instead of flowers (I wonder who could have done that *cough cough* Yasha *cough cough*) Justin cries, “My little girl is getting married!” “I’M NOT YOUR LITTLE GIRL YOU PERVERT!!!!” Mia yells. “Mine is too, Justin, mine is too.” Yasha says. “Fuck off, bitch!” Aki yells. “How dare you say that to your father!!!?” Yasha yells. “I’LL KILL YOU!!!” Aki yells, chasing Yasha around. Neil protests. He says, and I quote, “NO, YOU CAN’T BE HAPPY!! NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY IN MY PRESENCE!!!” “NEIL!! SIT DOWN!!” Terry yells. He sits down reluctantly. No one dances, no one cares enough, and Rupett was the DJ so the music sucked. Mia accidentally kissed Yasha, thinking that it was Aki. They both promised to never speak of the incident to anyone. Yasha only agreed if she promised to supply him with sparkles for one year.
17. All the characters get together to have a sleepover! Who gets annoyed and goes to sleep early? Who decides to watch scary movies? Who is sent to pop some popcorn? Who sits down to paint someone else’s nails? Who participates in a pillow fight? Who tests out an Ouija board? Everyone is having a sleepover, rejoice!!! The Narrator gets annoyed because he lost a drinking game against Dave and he goes to sleep early. Neil decides to watch scary movies and he forces Justin to watch them with him, Justin cries during most of the movies. Lilith is sent to pop some popcorn, they would have sent Rupett just to get rid of her but they didn’t trust her with such a complex job. Yasha had brought some sparkly nail polish and Aki fell asleep so he set to work. (Dumbass Aki) Terry, Lilith, Justin, Dave, and Neil participate in a pillow fight, Neil wins noting that his pillow is filled with rocks. Rupett was forced to go to the mushroom room. Mia tests out an Ouija board with Jason, he doesn’t want to since it defies all logic, but she freaks him out by faking it and when she tells him it was fake he goes to the mushroom room.
18. Characters four, seven, and ten all decide to cook a meal for the rest of the characters. What do they cook? Who enjoys it? What’s for dessert? Who insults the meal and the cooks then stomps out? Justin, Dave, and Yasha decide to cook for everyone else. They cook an alcoholic meal with care bears and sparkles that spell out Aki. The Narrator enjoys it a little too much. For dessert there is a rainbow cake with WAY too many sparkles and WAY too much alcohol. Aki, Neil, and Mia insult the food and the cooks and stomp out. Aki also takes a piece of cake and smushes it in Yasha’s hair.
19. All the characters have been accepted to Hogwarts! Who’s in what house? Are they content with their sorting? Which class is everyone’s favorite? Who gains and who loses house points? Is anyone appointed prefect? Which teachers favor which students? Who’s on the Quidditch team? Which house wins the Quidditch and house cups? Who’s constantly in detention?Slytherin: Neil, Yasha, Mia, and The Narrator. Hufflepuff: Justin, Rupett, Justin, Jez, Justin, Terry, and Justin. (I think we forgot Justin) Gryffindor: Dave and Aki. Ravenclaw: Jason and Lilith. They are pretty happy with the results of their sorting; at least they can’t disagree with it. Everyone’s favorite class is Defense Against the Dark Arts… AKA Defense Against Neil and Yasha. Justin and Jason gain house points. Neil, Mia, Neil, Terry, Neil, Lilith, Neil, Aki, Neil, Yasha, Neil, The Narrator, Neil, Dave, Neil, Jez, Neil, Rupett, and Neil all loose house points. Jason is the only prefect. Snape likes Neil and Yasha. McGonagall likes Jason. Flitwick likes Jason and Justin. That’s it. Neil, Mia, Yasha, Dave, Aki, and Terry are on the Quidditch teams. Slytherin wins the Quidditch cup and Ravenclaw wins the house cup. Who’s constantly in detention is everyone but Justin and Jason.
Now to end this meme, I feel your characters will have many strong feelings about what I- I mean we, have put them through. Why don’t they share what they think with us?
Neil: I… had… boobs! Terry, “GET OVER IT!! YOU PERVERT!!”
Terry: Neil man-handled me!
Justin: Sharing is caring and friendship is magic. Aki, “Wasn’t that on my grave?”
Mia: In what universe would I marry Sparkle? Aki, “DON’T CALL ME MORE SPARKLY THAN A NEWBORN UNICORN!!!” Mia, “I never said that.” Aki, “You were thinking it.”
Lilith: Neil man-handled my girlfriend!!! Neil, “LAY OFF!! IT WAS A TRAUMATIC TIME IN MY LIFE OKAY???!!!! MY BODY WAS CHANGING, I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND!!!” Terry, “THAT WAS MY BODY, PERVERT!!”
Dave: One more house pint. Jason, “Don’t you mean house point?” Dave, “No, I mean house pint, it’s a thing The Narrator and I made up.” Jason, *sigh* You idiot.” Dave, “I know you love me.” Jason, “I know you love my money.” Dave, “Yup!”
Jason: My roommate is an asshole.
Aki: I’M NOT THAT SPARKLY!!!!!
Yasha: What did Aki do to my hair??? That sparkly bastard!!! Aki, “Fuck you!”
The Narrator: *Hiccup* I hear fairieth!! Aki: “WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SPARKLY ASS FAIRY!!?? YOU DRUNKEN DOUCHE!!!”
Jez: *shudders in horror while she tries to get all the mushrooms off*
The End, hope you like it, I know it was complete insanity, you don't need to tell me.
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Copy this into your profile if you like to do random things when you're bored, like right now.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.
Ninety-five percents of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If your one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your stupid enough to fight the Millennium Earl with just your fists, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this into your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, MnMsRoK, FaucetPuresuton, Diavo, CrazySarahify, Tyki075
95 of teens would cry if they saw EDWARD CULLEN at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...
Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you just don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
97% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Happycafegirl, Aika-tan, Diavo, MaskedPyro, Tyki075.
If you are stupid enough to annoy Kanda and NOT run away screaming, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Tyki and Allen totally belong together, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you almost died laughing when you saw the episode where Allen had the octopus stuck on his head, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in love with Kanda despite the fact that he wants you dead, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think all the good ones are fictional creatures, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been on the computer for multiple hours, reading fan fictions, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination and creativity, copy this into your profile.
If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your fave characters, copy this into your profile.
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night, he talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it, too.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.
You say BABY PINK
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Re-post this if you laughed or are planning to do any of these things.
I love you all and thank you for reading this!!! I know most of it was completely useless random shit that I used to quench my boredom but thanks for bearing with me until the end!! You are wonderful people!!! Plus, if you're on this site in general than you are, officially, an awesome person.