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Joined 05-04-04, id: 584191
Author has written 18 stories for Joan Of Arcadia, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Gilmore Girls, and Law and Order: SVU.

I slash shows about God.

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Secrets Do Not Die by RatherBeAWriter reviews
In the middle of a storm, a pregnant young woman appears at Emily and Derek's apartment. Her dying words shake Emily to the core. Ian Doyle is dead but it seems that his legacy lives on. And it's about to cause more trouble than anyone could have anticipated.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,620 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [D. Morgan, E. Prentiss]
Villains Don't Deserve Happy Endings by LetMeWalkTheEarthWithYou reviews
Warning: ANGST I guess/ - It's not until later, when he looks up at her from the cold ground. His fingers stained red, that he realizes the truth. He can't help but smile./ Ian D. & Emily P.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2014 - E. Prentiss, I. Doyle - Complete
Wednesday's Child by LostinOblivion reviews
While on a case Emily encounters a severely abused child who challenges her both as a cop and a human. Warning for references to child abuse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/2/2012 - E. Prentiss - Complete
This Must be H ll by LostinOblivion reviews
The idea that Ian Doyle's child was growing in her womb was terrifying, because god help her, she wanted that child. Prentiss/Doyle. For 'Cat and NCIS Obsessed'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/13/2011 - E. Prentiss, I. Doyle - Complete
Life, sometimes it washes over me by Odainath reviews
"He can't bring himself to hate her like his mother does." Matthew Benton reflects on life, the church and one Emily Prentiss.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - E. Prentiss, Matthew B. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Bass Isles by TheFutilitarian reviews
Third party POV on Rizzoli/Isles. Together. Eventually. He's only ever had a guest appearance but I'm sure everyone was left intrigued by the burning question - just what does Bass Isles think of everything that's going on...?
Rizzoli & Isles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - M. Isles, J. Rizzoli
Just For A Little While by tfm reviews
Sometimes it's nice to define their lives by things other than demons. Dean, Sam - gen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Shadows and Light by tfm reviews
You know who else compartmentalizes well? Batman. It isn't the most conventional of family bonding topics, but they work with what they've got. Post Retaliation 5x11 . Emily, Ambassador Prentiss. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - E. Prentiss, Elizabeth P. - Complete
Next Time by tfm reviews
Five times Emily Prentiss went on a date with a person worse than Viper, and the one time she didn’t. Gen.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2009 - E. Prentiss, D. Rossi - Complete
Family, Order, Class by Kshar reviews
JJ. Taxonomy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
Bless the Child by tfm reviews
Upon hearing of Matthew Benton's death, Elizabeth Prentiss visits her daughter. Spoilers for Demonology.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - E. Prentiss, Elizabeth P. - Complete
The Other Side of the Story by tfm reviews
Matthew Benton regrets a lot of things, but most of all, he regrets not telling Emily Prentiss how much she meant to him. Post Demonology, major spoilers. Some Emily/Matthew. Some adult themes.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2009 - E. Prentiss, Matthew B. - Complete
Chasing Demons by tfm reviews
Demonology Post-Ep. Emily comes home to find David Rossi standing at her door. Prentiss/Rossi friendship. Major Demonology spoilers.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2009 - D. Rossi, E. Prentiss - Complete
Lost and Found by tobia reviews
Joan's reaction to a tragic event. Second person. Some very guarded references to adult issues. Your feedback is needed. Epilogue added!
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,099 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005
Something Profound by Seaouryou reviews
[Judith x Joan] Joan was the first person in a very long time that Judith didn't hate on sight.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Complete
35th Street Girl by tobia reviews
You watch her and wonder who she is and what she is looking for. She is special, and you want to know her, to see the secrets she carries, to understand her, to unravel the mystery... Chapter 2 up, my departure from the JoA fandom.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005
Mathematics of a Pineapple by Artemis Rain reviews
Luke. Grace. Pineapple.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Complete
Misdirections by Artemis Rain reviews
FEMSLASH Unable to deal with the nature of her complex feelings for Grace, Glynis entangles herself in a web of selfdeception.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
Untitled by etherealdiscord reviews
Grace spends Christmas Eve with the Girardi's. Chaos ensues.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
All's Right With the World Because She's In It by McKay reviews
Joan is starting to turn Grace's world inside out. GraceJoan SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash. One-sided...or is it?
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2005
Force of Collision by shadowcrawler05 reviews
Luke and Grace's worlds collide...literally.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004
Vigil by insertquerkypseudonym reviews
For the first time she wishes she could go back to before, then none of this would matter.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2004
Unbecoming by Deadly Salami reviews
Grace writes a letter to vent her feelings about her mother's problem (if you haven't seen The Cat don't even bother reading you wont get it). There's a bit of GraceLuke at the end. Please read! Reviewing is optional.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 10/18/2004
The Music Woman by Charmed Lassie reviews
God always has these little tasks for Joan but some can prove to be very embarrassing. COMPLETE!
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Complete
Unhappily Ever After by holycitygirl reviews
Seth's thoughts during the Season Finale. This is slashesque -- if you don't like BoyBoy relationships DO NOT READ. ;) If you do come on in.
O.C. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/6/2004
Contradiction by crazy-dreams reviews
“Lorelai felt like she was living life in black and white, in stark contrast to her once colourful existence.” If Luke and Lorelai got together it would last forever, right?
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2003
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Miles to Go reviews
The world ends when the last two minutes of Grey's Anatomy are cut off. GraceLuke.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
Illumination reviews
In the end she told them the truth and they believed her.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Deleted Scenes From Somebody Else's Life reviews
Things that might happen if Alex Cabot moved to Stars Hollow. SVUGilmoreGirls crossover. AlexLorelai.
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Lorelai G., A. Cabot - Complete
the truth, and cheesecake reviews
Next time, Alex is filing for a restraining order against the entire town. SVUGilmore Girls crossover. AlexLorelai, AlexOlivia implied.
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Lorelai G., A. Cabot - Complete
same sky reviews
She lies under the desert sky at night and thinks she can see his face in the stars. A JoanGod drabblet of sorts.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Complete
Side Effects reviews
Grace is allergic to sex. Or not. GraceLuke.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Complete
Walls reviews
Four easy steps to redecorating your house. Grace, GraceLuke, mostly Grace.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
me without you reviews
The truth is, it gets lonely in heaven. JoanJudith. Sorta.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2005
Between Order and Randomness reviews
An anthology of eclectic drabbles. GraceLuke, RyanJoan, FriedmanLukeLischak: pick your poison, baby.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005
Newtonian Physics of Ever After reviews
Happily ever after depends on how you look at it. LukeGrace. [Complete]
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,635 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Complete
Summer, God, and Manolos reviews
God shouldn't wear fake Prada" Summer Roberts talks to God. Crossover with The O.C.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2005
11 Short Films About College reviews
PART FIVE. The Breakfast Club, Grace-style. Involves a lot of breaking and entering.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 4/11/2005
To Wear Sunlight reviews
Lovers alone wear sunlight. JoanAdam, JoanJudith, JoanOther, JoanGod, JoanGrace. MeInsanity.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/21/2005
Bright Lights, Yellow Taxis reviews
Without her friends around, Tibby wasn't sure where she stood anymore.
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2005
Five Pictures of Grace Polk reviews
Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. Sometimes a picture is just a picture. Sarah Polonsky takes a drink.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 2/18/2005
Dreams reviews
Grace dreams. Drabble. (GraceJoan, GraceLuke)
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2005
Scar Tissue reviews
Grace had scars, but you couldn't see them. (GraceJoanAdam except not really)
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2005
The Lost Art of Lamps reviews
Judith. Joan. Summer at Mental Acres.
Joan Of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2004 - Published: 12/11/2004