Lady Voldything
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Joined 05-05-04, id: 584242
Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, and Peter Pan.

Well, they have the internet on computers now, so here I am. I'm 16, I have a livejournal , and i have a board .

I have recently discovered a love (OMGLURV) for Sirius/Remus. Tonks is nice and all, but she belongs with somebody else. Possibly Charlie. Not Bill, though. Fancy Delafrench has clearly fallen in love with him- whoda thunk?

A note: most (all) stories are on hiatus until furthur notice. I'm a busy girl and have had little to no inspiration lately, with neither time nor inclination to sit down and write.

Peace, Love, and Chocolate Monkeys,
~Amy~

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Oblivious Misery by M.R.H.I reviews
Remus is miserable, believing he's better off dead. His point of view changes, however, when he's sent to the Gryffindor Kingdom and meets the heir of the Black Dynasty and learns of his passionate and violent nature. SBRL, slash, AU, adventure
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Like Glass by Penguin reviews
FINISHED! War is over and Voldemort defeated; Harry has been used and thrown away. He lives in Muggle London, lost, confused and destroyed. But Lupin and others want him to return to the wizarding world, and Draco Malfoy is sent out to find him. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,728 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2004 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Multiple Personality Disorder by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Minerva M., Severus S.
Voldemort and the Soul Sucker 3000 by HalfSlash reviews
Ron, check this out! Voldemort fried himself on the dog fence and now he thinks he's a girl! Now with mandatory karaoke as Snape confesses his secret crush, Neville gets dissed, Cho gets sad and Draco hits puberty!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Voldemort, Harry P.
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Don't Leave Me reviews
Sirius may have died in two books ago, but Remus is still mourning. He learns about himself, at Tonks' expense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
A Hidden Kiss reviews
Mermaids are not as they are in storybooks. They are dark creatures, in touch with all things mysterious. They gently prey on the innocent and lead secretive lives of quiet desperation.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2005
What Has It Got In Its Pocketses? reviews
I once heard someone say you can tell a lot about a person by what's in their pockets. Well, some of our happy book friends were forced to turn theirs out and....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/10/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
Angstfully Yours reviews
Frodo is angsty, misunderstood, and being made fun of rather a lot. Sam is secretly in love with Mr. Frodo (aren't we all), and I don't like angsty!Frodo. Rating just in case.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Where God Went Wrong reviews
The first in Oolon Colluphid's controversial series of philosophical blockbusters. Due to annoying circumstances, I had to publish it under my own name. Stay hoopy.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2004
Sonnet of a Sapling reviews
This is a very nice poem about Treebeard mourning a tree and Frodo mourning war in general. Or you could say that. talks about life and stuff. please read. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Frodo B., Treebeard
O Luthien! TinĂºviel! reviews
Arwen's story, in her own words, and a plea for help and courage in her darkest days after Aragorn's from the only one who has shared that kind of grief.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Arwen U., Aragorn
Western Seas reviews
This poem is from Frodo andor Galadriel's POV concerning their longing for the Sea. My first poem, based on a John Masefield poem. Hope you like it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/5/2004 - Frodo B., Galadriel