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Author has written 7 stories for Vampire Diaries, and Vampire Diaries.

Some Fun Facts About Me:

My name is Krista and I'm 28.

I've been married for close to 9 years. My family is my life. I have a 6 year old and a 4 year old and they are my world, even when they drive me insane and try to tear the house down... which is pretty much daily.

I am going to nursing school. I really wanted to be a doctor. In the end, I just couldn't spend that much time away from my family and chose to do nursing instead. My goal is to go on to become a Nurse Practitioner.

I am a very random person. I have a tendency to spout out movie quotes and song lyrics in every day life. My husband is perfect for me because we counter each other. It's awesome.

I am an extremely sarcastic person. Honestly, it's so bad that sometimes people think I'm just stupid. But I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm sleeping.

I could spend hours on Pinterest looking at hilarious pictures. Seriously. Sometimes I go back and look at things I've posted and laugh at them all over again.

I love to draw, paint, sing, write (obviously). Art is an escape. It's an incredible thing to create a world all your own, to give life to characters and see them through some of the hardest and most incredible experiences out there. It's like therapy.

I love psychology and considered majoring in it. The human mind is a fascinating thing!

My kids are probably going to end up just like me, poor things. Already, they have my sense of humor. Look out, world!

I love video games and grew up gaming with my dad. Now, my husband and I game together and our daughter does, as well (for a limited time each day)

I have a kind of obsessive personality and can be a perfectionist.

I can't stand some of the new trends like YOLO and people calling each other 'bae'. Kill me. (Side note: Yes, I know what bae stands for and, no, that doesn't make it better.)

I used to be really quiet and never wanted confrontation. Now, it's sometimes hard to hold my tongue (figuratively, of course ;))

My favorite show is TVD (Delena all the way!) and it's my longest obsession over a TV show. Seriously. I can't count the times I've watched the seasons. I also love House M.D., Supernatural, Family Guy, American Dad, One Tree Hill (recently started), Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Charmed.

I LOVE to read. Again, obsession leads me to read and re-read the same books over and over. Except the Divergent series because the ending made me so mad... I was in a state of disbelief for days.

I love to laugh... all the time, sometimes about nothing in particular (Sarcasm... it's hard to put into a statement without intonation. Sorry.)

I'm a hopeless romantic.

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Favorite Quotes:

"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which is it stored than to anything on which it is poured." -- Mark Twain

"Nursing school is like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire and you're on fire and everything is on fire and you're in hell." -Some T-Shirt on Facebook

"Listen, here, fuzzy little man-peach." -- Old Gregg

"When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer it's 'art' and 'cool'. When I do it, I'm 'crazy' and 'have to leave Home Depot'."

"One day, I hope to love someone as much as Kanye West loves Kanye West."

"In order to be a repeater, do you first have to be a peter?" -- My husband

"Stompin' on babies!" -- My husband playing The Evil Within... not real babies.

"I want a TV movie about my life and I want my wife to be played by Valerie Bert'n'Ernie." -- Peter Griffin on Family Guy

"I knew a guy that bought a used car from the newspaper. Three weeks later, BAM! Herpes."-- Peter Griffin on Family Guy

"You know how they say you can't live without love? Oxygen is even more important." -- House

"Dr. House. I've heard your name." "Most people have. It's also a noun." -- House

"You're just a man-child with jam on his fingers." -- TVD, Damon to Kai, Season 6

"I'm not following you, Damon. Where exactly did you put the body?"

"Well, um, let's see. So, I dragged his stone ass through here, flung him in that general direction. He tumbled down into those weeds. I kind lost him in the rocks. What is it? Distance = velocity x time? Guess I should have told you to bring some scuba gear." -- TVD, Damon and Vaughn, 4x23

"I wanted to apologize."


"Let me finish. I said I wanted to. And then I realized: I'm not sorry."

"You would rather die than be human and you expect me to be okay with that?"

"I didn't say you were supposed to be okay with it, I just said I'm not sorry. But you know what I really am? Selfish. Because I make bad choices that hurt you. Yes, I would rather have died than be human. I'd rather die right now than spend a handful of years with you only to lose you when I'm too old and sick and miserable and you're still you. I'd rather die right now than spend my last final years remembering how good I had it and how happy I was because that's who I am, Elena, and I'm not going to change. And there's no apology in the world that encompasses all the reasons that I'm wrong for you."

"Fine. Then I'm not sorry either. I'm not sorry that I met you. I'm not sorry that knowing you has made me question everything. That, in death, you're the one that made me feel most alive. You've been a terrible person. You've made all the wrong choices and, of all the choices that I've made, this will prove to be the worst one, but I am not sorry that I'm in love with you. I love you, Damon. I love you." -- TVD, Damon and Elena, 4x23

"I just need to say something."

"Why do you have to say it with my necklace?"

"Well... because what I'm about to say is probably the most selfish thing I've ever said in my life."

"Damon, don't go there."

"No, I just have to say it once. You just need to hear it. I love you, Elena. And it's because I love you that I can't be selfish with you... why you can't know this. I don't deserve you. But my brother does. God, I wish you didn't have to forget this... but you do." TVD, Damon and Elena, 2x08

"Now that I have your attention, listen up. You do not come into my town and threaten the people I care about. Going after Elena? Bad move. You leave her alone or I will rip you to bits because I do believe in killing the messenger. You know why? Because it sends a message. If Katherine wants something from me, you tell that little bitch to come get it herself." TVD, Damon to Isobel, 2x21

"Say, you guys didn't happen to do a buncha drugs, did ya?" Willow, BtVS

"What are you doing out here? Five words or less." "Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch." Buffy and Spike, BtVS

That's pretty much all the useless information you could ever want about me. If you want more, I have plenty to give ;) Feel free to message me anytime!

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Off by a Single Degree: Part I by Taaroko reviews
AU, plotty ensemble fic with slow burn Damon/Elena. On the night that Elena meets Damon, her cell phone dies before she can call home for a ride. Their conversation is never interrupted by her parents' arrival, Elena and her parents are never in a car that goes off Wickery Bridge, and Stefan never has to save Elena from drowning. Enjoy and review! (And then go read Part II.)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,450 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Elena G., Damon S., G. Gilbert, M. Gilbert - Complete
Unexpected favor by nallemorin reviews
This one-shot is develops in Season 5. Damon and Elena are together and having the summer of their lives when Liz comes to boarding house with a very unexpected favor to ask Damon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Elena G., Damon S., L. Forbes
I Remember by Burnee14 reviews
Elena met Damon first. He compelled her to forget. Or so he thought... (Brief summary- please read & review!)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Elena G., Stefan S., Damon S.
If & Only If by Florencia7 reviews
Post-5x22. Damon and Bonnie are dead and everyone is struggling with the loss. But not everyone is ready to let go. Damon/Elena, Jeremy/Bonnie, Stefan/Caroline, Damon/Bonnie friendship, lots of other friendships and guest appearances from The Originals.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,337 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Elena G., Damon S.] [Bonnie B., Jeremy G.] - Complete
Overprotective by elisabethjj reviews
In the fallout of Katherine's betrayal [Fool Me Once 1.14], Damon is back at his hedonistic best. Stefan goes to Europe to track Katherine down before matters escalate, leaving Damon in Mystic Falls to watch over Elena. As Elena and Damon grow inexorably closer, she struggles to deal with the reality that Stefan might not be the only Salvatore brother with a place in her heart.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Elena G., Damon S.
Today by Florencia7 reviews
Damon drives Elena home after the Miss Mystic Falls Pageant. A missing scene from 4x07. One-Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Elena G., Damon S.] - Complete
Perchance to Dream by Florencia7 reviews
Post 3x22. As Elena struggles with the decision whether to complete the transition, she finds herself questioning the choices she has already made. Damon/Elena
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,812 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Elena G., Damon S.] Stefan S., Caroline F. - Complete
Dangerous Liasons by DamonsDarkLove reviews
Stefan has returned, but things have not been the same between him and Elena. Elena turns to Damon for help and ends up falling deep into a world of obsession and control that overtakes her. Season 3ish, Major naughtiness ahead:
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 105,535 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
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Forbidden reviews
Starts Season 1, Episode 19. After dancing with Damon at the Miss Mystic Falls pageant, Elena finds herself drawn to the beautiful and dangerous older Salvatore and, soon, can't escape her feelings for him. Who knew surrender could feel this good? - This follows the main storyline but with insight into their minds and extras. M rating for later scenes. AU, Delena!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,494 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Damon S., Elena G.
Among the Ashes reviews
This one-shot is based off the novels and begins after The Return: Midnight. Elena's life has been restored and everything is back to normal, except for the void left by the horrible loss they all suffered. But an unexpected vision changes everything. With the help of old friends and new, Elena sets out to save the vampire she couldn't help but love.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 8/11/2015
Sweet Surrender reviews
Damon takes Elena to Whitmore to learn how to feed, but the trip brings feelings to light and leads to choices neither of them were prepared for. Ep. 4x04, starts with, as Damon put it, the "hot, sweaty, dance party business". Delena, AU, SMUT WARNING. Please read and review! Enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,285 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Elena G., Damon S.
Fallen Apart reviews
This starts after 6x22. How is Damon dealing without Elena? Will his love for her keep him strong or tear him apart? Delena. Possibly a one-shot. Please read and review!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Damon S., Elena G.
Because I Love You reviews
Set after Ep 3x14, Dangerous Liaisons. After Elena and Damon's fight at the ball, Damon makes a decision that forces Elena to confront feelings that she'd rather leave buried. Things were so much easier when she could just hate him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/19/2015
Lemniscate reviews
Trapped in a desolate purgatory known only as The Wasteland, Damon meets a few familiar faces, a few new dangers, and fights to return to Elena. But what will he find when he gets home? Grief is a powerful motivator and Elena has plenty of that. How far did she go to save them and what consequences will she pay? Rated high T to M, to be safe. Reviews appreciated!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,502 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Damon S., Elena G.
Conflicted reviews
End of episode 2x08, Rose. This is a one-shot that pretty much shows how I wish the episode had ended with Damon's confession to Elena. Hope you enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2014