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Author has written 11 stories for Lizzie McGuire, Final Destination, Harry Potter, Princess Diaries, and Sweep.

Hi hi hi hi hi hihi!!!!!!!!! I havent been on fanfiction.net for soooooooo long! Well then i will start talkin bout me. But first, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My name is Sofia. In the second grade people called me sofa. I wanna be an actress and a stand up comedian. I live in Los Angeles, California but my family is from parts of England, Russia, Spain, and Polland. I hate Thanksgiving because i think it is reprehensible that America as a country celebrates the rape and destruction of an entire culture. Of course i am talkin bout the piligrims and the Native Americans and small pox. Also, it is mean to the turkeys. My dad is a director and my mum is the editor of a newspaper. But dont worry I'm not rich so i'm not like evil or anything. If I were old enough to vote i would have voted for Kerry. I hate Bush. Go green party! aND dEMOCRATS! i have coppery brown hair and golden green eyes ( runs in the family I AM NOT A SNAKE!)

Fav types of music:

Rock

Punk

Classic Rock

Metal

Fav bands:

Green Day

Sahara Hotnights

Roxette

The Hives

The Strokes

More bands that I forgot because i am tired because it is 12:30 AM and I just got back from Las Vegas

Fav movies:

Harry Potter ( all)

Election

Farenheit 9/11

Lost in Translation

Bowling for Columbine

Moulin Rouge

The Naked Gun

I forgot

Fav tv shows:

The Simpsons

The O.C

Fav actors/ actresses:

DanielRadcliffe

Will Ferrel

Nicole Kidman

Scarlet Johansen

Bill Murray

Kate Winslet

Ewan McGregar

Whatshername the person in Election and Vanity Fair

A lot more

Fav colours:

Green

Orange

Yellow

Blue

Red

Black

Black and White

Periwinkle

Fav Books:

Sweep

Harry potter

Cirque de Freak

well READ MY STORYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One of the Guys by TheGodMachine reviews
Hermione and Harry go undercover as the opposite gender for the sake of journalism without knowing who the other is. As they do the project they begin to develop feelings for each other that confuse and frighten them. HPHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,460 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Hermione Sue and the Prisoner of A Cuaron by Delylah reviews
A parody of the Movie Version of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, written by two less than pleased fans. Read all about SupHermione! and her adventures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,228 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
7 Minutes In Heaven by n1234567 reviews
Two friends. One Closet. No Escape. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,540 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Meant to Be by iluvdoggs reviews
This story is AU. Michael and Mia are the same age and Lilly is older than Michael by 1 year.R&R please!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 6/12/2005
Stuck Together by Lady Sunlight reviews
Harry and Hermione are handcuffed together by the twins as a prank, angering Ron. The worst part? They lost the key. [COMPLETE!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
D A T E F I N D E R S New Edition by The Setting Sun reviews
REMEMBER THIS? A completely new version of Datefinders. Pure laughoutloud comedy. I hope you'll love it when I'm done with the first chapter.
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,894 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2005 - Published: 8/11/2005
Detention by AtLossforWords reviews
Harry finds himself in detenion with five different kinds of people...sometimes you can become friends with your enemies in desperate situations... inspired by the Breakfast Club
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,961 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
To Like Harry by Fenroar Greyfront reviews
Hermione breaks up with Ron and finds comfort next to Harry.A day alone with him shows her he is no longer just good pal Harry.She finds out how it is to like him soon enough.A new admirer of her's also her arrives, maybe meddling with both's feelings.HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 9/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Girl Help by Camzella Granger-Malfoy reviews
[PreHBP][HPxHG][Complete] While up in the Common Room late at night, Ron comes to Harry and Hermione for girl help. Little does he know, that the advice Hermione gives him comes in handy for another boy at the same time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,661 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Meet the Dursleys by FairyWings101 reviews
Newly engaged Harry and Hermione receive shocking news that they must spend an entire summer with the Dursleys before they can get married. Harry's used to them already, but will they be annoying enough to drive Hermione mad? Sequel to 'Goodbye For Now'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,095 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Five Graces by Austin B reviews
“What's wrong?” “I’m not sure. It could be my legs, cause I can't seem to move, or it could be my heart cause its beating fast. But I think its my eyes, cause I’m seeing things that arent there.” “Whatre you seeing?” “You, looking at me the way you are.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Jack, Kate - Complete
Running Through My Mind by angel-muse-girl6 reviews
Harry likes Hermione but he has no clue on how to tell her how he feels! With all the wacky stuff that he's doin' will it be a match made in heaven or a mutual connection? chapter 2 is up! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On Michael's Mind by FadedRose reviews
It's Michael's turn! His inner most thoughts are at your fingertips now, including feelings for a girl he thinks he can never have... R&R
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
The Brilliant Not! Plan by keikrem reviews
When Hermione gets dumped by Viktor Krum, Harry, in a desperate attemt to make her happy again comes up with a plan to get them back together. Laugh out loud humor follows with nothing turning out as planned. Meanwhile, Harry slowly realzizes that he may
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Stranded! by ibreak4CSI reviews
MM - Michael, Mia, Lars, Wahim, Tina, Lilly, and Grandmere all get stuck on a desert island. I know, ridiculously cliched idea, but give it a try! Complete!
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Complete
Down with Love by White Dove reviews
Based on the hit movie Down with Love. Harry Potter, New York's most eligible bachelor is challenged by hit author Hermione Granger's book Down with Love. He is set for revenge, but as time passes feelings get more and more...real. Will they fall in lov
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Summer At The Grangers by marauderwormtail89 reviews
Simply put: Harry spends the summer with the Grangers. And things start to happen that catches both of them off guard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/7/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The CracKing Diaries 2: Michael in the Spotlight by LucelovesRach reviews
Sequel to The CracKing Diaries. Read that first. Michael's POV of the second book. Him dealing with the breakup of his two best friends, his crush on Mia, a 14 year old princess, and various other things. . .Read and Review. On Hiatus until Further Notice
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004
A Best Friend's Love by DMV reviews
What happens when Hermione has a tragedy and Harry is there to comfort her? What happens when they both find out that they have feelings for eachother? What happens when Ron finds out what they have been doing and gets really mad? A little angst, nothing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Summer of Love by em317 reviews
Its the summer of Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts, and it's boring. Will Hermione be able to brighten his summer blues? I'm really bad at summeries. It's my first fanfic, so be gentle please will except flames.HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Scars aren't so bad by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Hermione is trying to heal a scar of Harry’s for a charms assignment when he misinterprets “Is it hard yet?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Preppy For Pleasure by BubblyLit reviews
Lily's been a loser most of her life. Now she's getting tired of it. She wants to be a prep, a popular one too. She succeeds at that. But unfortunately the results aren't at all what she had expected. Chapter 3 coming very soon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004
Oh, It's THAT Time of the Month! by Ritoru Kani reviews
Ron, Harry, and the rest of the guys at Hogwarts think it's no big deal when it comes to THAT time of the month with Hermione and every other girl...but the girls are about to prove them wrong..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 7/6/2003
Harry Potter: Best friends & Girlfriends by AJ the Ass Slayer reviews
The trio's back for another adventure! Back to Hogwarts! On the way though, they meet Harry's cousins who he hasn't seen since he was 5 years old. Harry goes through new changes as he gets a girlfriend. The trio's having some difficulties. HHr, ROC. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Swap by Mgranger reviews
Harry and hermione swap bodys I know this has been done before, but this was a challenge .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The CracKing Diaries by LucelovesRach reviews
Michael's Point of Veiw during the first Princess Diaries book. Enough said. Please R&R. Finished YAY!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
What Would They Say by mermaid2bseeker reviews
What would they various characters fom the Harry Potter novels say if they saw or heard about various things happening.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
One Way To Kick Love by Georgia Peachx3 reviews
Footsie, Harry and Hermione style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
I'm sorry Ed by HippyChick2004 reviews
This take place after book 31. Gaia goes to see ED Chapter 4 is now up Gaia finds her self in a familar place. And Kai is a teeny weeny bit wound up over Ed still being in love with Gaia- for Kai haters and Ed lovers
Fearless - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
Harry Potter and The New student by Pippin the Hobo reviews
Harry Potter and The New Student, Pg 13 for sexual content. OH BABY. and some cursing maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Special Magic by Arella1 reviews
One shot Hermione's hiding something and it's driving Harry crazy. What exactly is that on her that keeps glittering? Why is she acting so strangely?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2004 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Prophecy by Bumble Bee2 reviews
One-Shot Sorry, I can't really say anything without giving out the point of the story. I will, however, tell you that it does have something to do with the prophecy in OotP. Read OotP first! And, I will tell you that it is HH.m R&R! First fic on HP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Moment Like This by AllThatAndABagOfChips reviews
Hermione has felt this way for years, when she finally tells him,he doesn't know how to act. He flees. Hermione and Ron have to find him before anyone, or better yet, Voldemort finds out he's missing. Red and Review, i'll review y-o-u, LaTeR DaYz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Accidental Eavesdropper by Pennfana reviews
Hermione hears Harry talking to somebody in the Gryffindor common room. Who is it? PG13 for doubleentendres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Screams In The Wind by SoLonleyInsideSoBusyOutThere reviews
There is a shadow figure following Harry and Hermione everywhere... but it's not who you expect it to be!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Love Shack: Harry Potter Style by Guffawing Shenanigans reviews
Movieverse: Hermione's "cousin" and cousin's best friend come to Hogwarts with a secret plot to get her and Harry together. Hilarity ensues. HermoineHarry, OliverOC(s).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Morgan watches Harry Potter and other crazy stuff by TwilightFrost reviews
My attempt at a funny Sweep fic! It could be scary, funny, or stupid but oh well! Review anyway! Doesn't matter if you've seen Harry Potter or not! *Another Ch. up!!*
Sweep - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 4/19/2003
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The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly reviews
Hermione must choose between Ron and Harry so she tries to find out who loves her more… don’t worry, Happy ending. : No spoliers! Chapter 3 up!Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Sweep Story reviews
A Parody of Sweep. Some M and H. 4 friends go to California and discover the magic of... HOLLYWOOD! Morgan bedomes an actress in Harry Potter. Hunter becomes jealous of her co star. Bree and Robbie go to Disneyland. I suck at summarries! Read and Review!
Sweep - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 12/28/2004
The surprise no one expected reviews
A surprise no one expected came to Hogwarts. Whatever you think will happen...think again. Maybe pg-13 for later chapters. HHr Roh you'll see. Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Really Stupid Story reviews
A funny story. Read! Review! A musical! Also it has all my favorite books, t.v shows, and movies put together! Chapter 4 coming soon! Chapter 3- Lose yourself
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004
Final Destination is Nucking Futs reviews
It is a musical and a comedy and a parody now that you mention it.IT is funny and funky. Review. Please? you dont even have to read it, just review.A little romance later
Final Destination - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
Desperate reviews
Lizzie is a top secret project but all she wants is to fit in. How desperate is she? Yes people this is a documentary of Lizzies life. i wrote it after watching Farenheit 911
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/10/2004
the 4 things she can say reviews
Lizzie can only say 4 things! Chapter 11 up! Total LG in the last chapter. Review! Strong Language in chapter 11.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004
Summer Camp reviews
A HHr RB(you will see who she is later) story. Funny! This is something that happend to me. If you like Romantic Comedies read this you wont be sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Huh? aka Ouch reviews
This story will make you go huh? chapter 2 up!
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
Beatlewolf reviews
Mia can only sing beatle songs. chapter2 coming soon! Review! PG for later chapters.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/31/2004
She was more that met the eye reviews
Hermione has a secret. What is it? Read to find out. dun dun dun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Hermione G.