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Flagging Interest by Asterisk78 reviews
The problems with Resolute include character death, plot holes, paper men, and out of cannon performances...and this is the place to mock them! This week: It seemed to Storm Shadow that Snake Eyes's flashback was a little biased...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Snake Oil by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander complains about his help, or lack therof.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
The Art of Dating by TiamatV reviews
There are some mistakes a man is never, ever supposed to make with his girlfriend. But, well, Snake-Eyes is only human... SE/S
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Isotonic by TiamatV reviews
Where does everyone go for the best gossip? Some companies have a water cooler. The Joes have... a gym.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,584 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Antinomy by TiamatV reviews
He’s never been good at compromise; maybe that was why they couldn’t last. But there are times when it’s so hard to be just her friend. BH/CG
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/19/2009
Small Signs by TiamatV reviews
In Scarlett's opinion, Snake-Eyes isn't dealing well with the loss of his voice...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Perspective by TiamatV reviews
Another take on the events of G.I. Joe: Resolute--what did Snake-Eyes think of the situation between him, Duke, and Scarlett?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Cobra's Cash Crisis by Red Witch reviews
Even Cobra isn't recession proof...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Cobra Verses The Flu by Red Witch reviews
Cobra tries another one of its sick plans for invasion and world domination while being under the weather.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Cobra Commander Gets The Blues by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander is depressed. I wonder why?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Cobra Commander Goes To Brunch by Red Witch reviews
Cobra tries a networking breakfast to meet new allies. But there's something strangely familiar about them.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Cobra Commander Conducts An Interview by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander is trying to recruit new people. It's not going that well.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
I Hate Dreadnoks by Red Witch reviews
The Dreadnoks commit more of their usual mayhem, much to the dismay of Cobra Commander and Destro.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Nushi o Naraku by Kerink reviews
Hidan feels he and Kakuzu should be more than just partners. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Slight Ghost Infestation by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander's latest scheme to get some cash is interrupted by an obscure blast from the past.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Glaring by Naraku'sKoibito reviews
Short fluffy oneshot with Kaku/Hida. They've gotten used to working with each other, but there's still something about Kakuzu that bothers Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cobra Commander Verses The Internet by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander is a bit miffed at what he finds online.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Routine by FlightAngel reviews
Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Dreadnok Babysitting Service by Red Witch reviews
Zartan learns the hard way it's a bad idea to let the Dreadnoks watch over his baby daughter.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Unsung Heroes: Classified File 2 by RavenLadies reviews
G.I. Joe and Resident Evil crossover. The return of a former lover causes some frustration for Lifeline and Devil Dog. Strong language, slash: Billy Coen x Lifeline. COMPLETE
Crossover - Resident Evil & G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Billy C. - Complete
The Place Where Worlds End by Reese1 reviews
The epic saga of the world depicted in the classic episode WORLDS WITHOUT END. Cobra conquers the world, and the surviving Joes, driven underground, mount a final desperate resistance.
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 133,570 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 10/19/2002 - Cover Girl, Scarlett, Shipwreck, Snake Eyes - Complete
Unsung Heroes: Mission Two by RavenLadies reviews
GI Joe & Resident Evil crossover. Lifeline fears the worst when it appears that the Joe's newest team member may have been infected with an Umbrella bioweapon. Strong language, gore, violence, slash: Billy Coen x Lifeline. COMPLETE
Crossover - Resident Evil & G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Billy C. - Complete
Synthoids R Us by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander tries something really scary, coming up with a new plan to get some cash as well as inflate his already huge ego.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Complete
Another Productive Cobra Meeting by Red Witch reviews
Once again, Cobra Commander calls a meeting in order to try and get his staff to agree on a budget. Problem is the only thing they can agree on is how much they hate each other.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Complete
Cobra Commander's Day Off by Red Witch reviews
Inspired by a certain VH1 show, Cobra Commander decides to actually try taking a day off. Which is not a good thing for Destro.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Complete
Since When Was Boredom The First Step To Love? by Riyo-sama reviews
Edited.Kakashi finds himself bored one day, and in an effort to relieve that boredom decides to challenge his teams former sensei to a fight. It ends up leading to friendship, and possibly more. kakaxiru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,079 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Unsung Heroes: Mission One by RavenLadies reviews
G.I. Joe & Resident Evil Zero crossover. All signs seem to point to a possible reemergence of the T Virus after the discovery of several bodies. Strong language, violence, gore, mild slash. Billy Coen & Lifeline. COMPLETE
Crossover - Resident Evil & G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Billy C. - Complete
Unsung Heroes: Mission Zero by RavenLadies reviews
G.I. Joe & Resident Evil Zero crossover. Lifeline learns of a connection between Cobra and a less than ethical pharmaceutical company after a chance meeting with a man named Billy Coen. Strong language, violence, gore, mild slash. COMPLETE
Crossover - Resident Evil & G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,225 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Billy C. - Complete
Side Effects by ChibiRisu-chan reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are sent on a yearlong undercover mission, with help from Naruto's sexynojutsu. But nobody had asked whether it could have side effects... [Shounenai, KakaIru, some OC students, and a pregnant Iruko...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,537 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/17/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
You Gotta Be Kidding Me by Red Witch reviews
Just before the second season, General Hawk meets with Duke to find out where all the weirdness is coming from in this short one shot. He was better off not knowing.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
The Cobra Cocktail Party by Red Witch reviews
Destro and the Baroness throw a party. Pity they had to invite guests to it.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Evil by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander calls a meeting to try and cook up some new plot to take over the world. Unfortunately his staff are running out of ideas.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Complete
Aya by Orange Blossom Nin reviews
[AU] [OOC] [KakashixIruka] [Yaoi] Warning: Major fluff! When the occasion called for it he put aside his own childhood and became a mature father. Now when love calls while he let himself respond?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,294 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004
Pretty Wings by Magnificent Meow reviews
Kakashi x Iruka - When a small band of enemy ninjas attack, a strange silver haired man falls into the hands of Leaf Village...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,262 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004
Hope by shi-chan reviews
YAOI Due to a missunderstanding between Team 7's instructor, Iruka forgets the promise he made to Naruto once he becomes a Chuunin. Iruka meets a terrible fate and now can't stand the smallest touch. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Unspoken Whispers by Isolde1 reviews
Words can sting like anything, but silence breaks the heart. Because the unspoken words are often the most important. [Complete, yaoi, light IruOC, KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Pianissimo Butterfly by Angrybee reviews
Ryuichi goes out on a limb to help Shuichi. Can he and Kumagoro save Shuchan from ending up detatched and jaded? Rating for violence, sexual situations, and language.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,551 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Ryuichi S., Shuichi S.
Conversation of the Hearts by Slayne22 reviews
Very short Valentine's Day story. Beach Head has no use for Valentine's Day... until this year. BHCG.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2004
Shiver by Angelina1 reviews
First 3 Chapters rated PG-13, the Fourth R: Now Complete! An undercover mission that awakens unexpected feelings (some humor and lots of romance) BHCG.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Complete
Who Needs Therapy? by Red Witch reviews
PsycheOut tries out a new therapy tool on Beach Head, Low Light, Snake Eyes and the others. Duke may end up needing therapy after this.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Complete
Salvation by Slayne22 reviews
BH/CG -- Cover Girl goes looking for a missing part of her life just before G.I. Joe is resurrected. She finds him battling inner demons and in danger of fading away... *All chapters uploaded. Complete!*
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003 - Complete
New Year's Hostage by Slayne22 reviews
Beach Head and Cover Girl run into trouble on New Year's Eve. Short humor/drama holiday fic! Would have been up sooner...but ya know...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2003
The Thin Line Between by Slayne22 reviews
Beach Head, Cover Girl, and Handcuffs! What more can I write to get your attention??
G. I. Joe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,491 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 9/10/2002
A Journey Beyond Time by Reese1 reviews
An angel shows Scarlett what G.I. JOE would be like if she had never been born.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,808 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/4/2002 - Published: 3/3/2002 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes - Complete
Cobra Commander Calls a Meeting by Red Witch reviews
A short little COBRA piece. A lot of nonsense really.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Complete
Cartoon Heroes by Red Witch reviews
The Joes watch some cartoons and make a surprising discovery. Plus Beach Head learns it's not nice to insult the women of the Joe team. Okay, I went a little nuts with this...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2001 - Complete