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Author has written 79 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Digimon, South Park, Fruits Basket, High School Musical, Big Bang Theory, iCarly, Angel, and Twilight.
Hey, I'm Bernie.
I'm currently doing a Big Table for fanfic100 on Livejournal,for the Stan/Kyle, Kyle/Stan Pairing in the South Park Fandom. I would love to see more South Parkateers joining in on the action and filling the genre with a bunch of fiction. Here is a link to my table:
I got this from Rex Lyrical's Profile:
fanfiction meme: post the first line from your ten most recent fanfics and try to find a pattern.
The skyscrapers blocked out any hope of direct sunlight. It brought an almost cool breezy to the heat that radiated from the sidewalk and streets.
Happily ever after, should have been the results of the Young Prince’s marriage to the first daughter of the most high and honorable lord Bakura.
“Are you sure you handed out all of your invitations sweetie?” Mrs. Cartman set down a slice of her semi-famous cake.
Finals week was stress filled for any college student.
Ryan carefully laced up his ice skates.It was that time of year again.
For the first night on a job, that Kevin thought would be high impact and high energy was turning out to be pretty boring and slow.
The fourth Friday in November always followed the fourth Thursday in November.
Although he was not like Cartman when it came to impressing Craig and those other guys Stan was eager to please the day he was invited to hang out with them.
The last day of school was always the very worse.
There is the common theme of simple sentences; also there is usually a time or place in the opening sentence.
I write by Terry Tempest Williams
I write to make peace with the things I cannot control.
I write by ME!!!!!!!
I write as a Poem
I write to learn and discover. I write to teach.
I write to motive me. I write to motive others.
I write for hope.
I write for myself.
I write because I’m interested.
I write in the morning fresh out of bed.
I write at night to unwind from a day at work.
I write at work when I have nothing to do.
I write at work when I have things to do.
I write on vacations.
I write to become a better reader.
I write for legacy.
I write for grassroots.
I write to remember.
I write to let go.
I write when I can’t write.
I write when I don’t know what to write.
I write long emails that no one ever reads all the way though because I need to be heard. I want to be heard.
I write to stop thinking.
I write to create life.
I write plays. I write poems. I write fanfiction. I write novellas. I write short stories. I write every year for NANOWRIMO with no regard to what else I have to do.
I write to meet friends.
I write to get over friends.
I write because I love people. I write to know everything about them. I write to celebrate them. I write to understand.
I write and then delete and then write.
I write for love.
I write for romance.
I write for drama.
I write for normalcy.
I write for differences.
I write for changes.
I write to make people think.
I write with fingers.
I write with a pen.
I write with my toes.
I write in blogs.
I write for future generations.
I write for now.
I write to replace God, to replace religion, to replace pray.
I write for emotional connections.
I write to be reasonable.
WHY DO YOU WRITE!!!
I like to say that I am still actively writing and none of my fics are forgotten. Some are just demand more attention. Usually a hiatus happens with me when one, I’ve moved onto another story in that fandom, which is usually just suppose to be a little relief from a long project but often takes me to a new long project. Also, I lost lots of notes and chapters because my graphics card flipped out and it took a while to repair. That is very discouraging and totally throws off the grove. I just wanted to give everyone a little update, and where I am with each story. I do take bribes in the form of reviews which often reminds me that oh yeah I am not the only one reading my stories and I should post more! Eh okay.
Christmas in South Park – Hiatus I don’t know if I will finish this story. I still want to but the task of unraveling that huge knot is not a high priority
Come Together – Temporary Hiatus mainly because of computer issues. I think I can recover most from gmail and google docs and once I do I will finish the story and Then post! It’s a plan!
Fate's Wish I love this little big huge fic. It’s so big. I almost don’t want it to be over but it is pretty close. This story wasn’t hit hard by the tragic issue with the video card because I have it on hard copy Hurray! And It’s somewhere in the 159 notebooks that I have.
Happily Ever After – Since it is a sequel I think I’ve used this as a placeholder for when I have time/finished my other projects. I probably shouldn’t have posted it so it could sit in limbo for so long. So this story will be finished once I knock out a few of these other stories.
I Love You Too - Similar to the stuff above, but I think I might finish this a little faster than above simply because it is a little further into the storyline
iHave a Secret – I’ve been sort of waiting for the iCarly episode to replay so that I could catch some of the dialogue to work into this story since the series is following the show. I think I’ll just have to wing it. It’s not going to play when I want it to.
Lucky Seven – This story is driving me bananas. I’m thinking that it is getting too long so I should split it up to four stories, but I also want to keep the story intact.
Marriage Binds – I suppose I’ve been discouraged from continue this story because JK Rowling corrected her math error when it came to the ages of Bill and Charlie. I will finish it but it wouldn’t be as satisfying.
Oh, Baby – This was really supposed to be a one shot and I’m not really sure if it is anything more than a series of one shots that go together, but I will continue to write the strangeness that is new ways to create babies. UK just created a baby from two female eggs and no sperm so that might be what’s next for this lovely story.
Ron the Cat I think this story will probably remain incomplete. I do like the story but it is fairly old and I’m not sure where it was going. I’m sure I could shake it out if I wanted to but there is so much in the way.
Stan for Sale – This story was fairly destroyed by the graphic card debacle but since it’s only two more parts I can still finish it, once I stop telling myself that what I originally wrote was SOOOO much better. Of course it’s better it’s lost forever!
String Cheese – Cheese. Not really sure why I started this story. Mainly because of the High School Musical String Cheese and I thought that was hilarious. I think I could still continue. I even have a villain or several it will be wonderful
The Wedding – Hiatus. Only two more chapters but I think Lucky Seven and Come Together are overcrowding it.
What Doesn't Hurt This story is hard for me to write because the situation is so icky to me. I have to be in the right frame of mind, which is actually happy! And I also need to listen to more cool music. I also need to do research in waterboarding and other torturous punishments for Troy. So that is difficult as well.
“Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.” - Einstein
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Einstein
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination." - Einstein
“I am a human being; nothing human can be alien to me.” - Terence
“The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe. Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?” - Stephen Hawking
“The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think - rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with thoughts of other men.” -Bill Beattie
“If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it”. Ernest Hemingway
“It'll be a great day when education gets all the money it wants and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy bombers.” -Author unknown
“Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.” -Daniel J. Boorstin, Democracy and Its Discontents
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