Author has written 35 stories for Left 4 Dead, and Call of Duty.
Hello, call me Seraph! I hail from a critique community, and have given and received critical reviews.
I dare say I feel that I'm quite good at what I do, but I'm no expert or professional. :( However, I love to leave long, meaningful reviews, or a short comment at least, to all the stories I've enjoyed. Sometimes I'll message the author to tell him/her how awesome he/she is.
I'm more of a reader than a writer, really. So, don't be afraid to message me if you want me to read or review something. I don't mind taking requests, though there's no guarantee how long it would take for me to process it.
A lot of the stories I read and write are SLASH stories, meaning M/M, or if that still doesn't make sense, romance between two men. I don't care what other people think, I can ship whatever I damn want to.
Beware: I may just be one of the most childish people you'll ever meet. Which means most (if not all, hah!) of my stories are childish, too.
I have an account on AO3 under the same name. I'm also more confident to post certain works there if I don't have the guts to post them on this site, so maybe some stories there may not appear here, though that's highly unlikely.
I moderate guest reviews. All unregistered reviews go through me before they are accepted by the site to be publicly displayed.
Ooh, and here's the link to the picture on my fic, If Soap & Ghost Were Parents :
Oh shit, it's already been one whole month since I've sat down and actually wrote anything. Well, guess I'm happy to say that I'm back now! (just let me find my writing skills, I lost them during the hiatus)
Favourite Ships (CoD)
If I write a mainstream romance fanfic (which focuses, in general, on a certain number of couples), you can be sure some of the couples from above will be included.
How I picture certain characters:
Roach: Brownish-blonde hair and green eyes.
Frost: Blonde with blue eyes.
Allen: Dark brown hair and green eyes.
Ramirez: Dark hair and brown eyes.
Archer: Brown hair and blue eyes.
Toad: Auburn hair and green eyes.
Other than above, their appearances have already been set.
(From this point on, everything here is miscellaneous.)
Well, I laughed my ass off reading these on SpitfireUSN's profile, so I decided to copy and paste from his/her profile to mine and answer the questions.
Name off your favorite top 10 COD characters and answer the questions.
(The following list has been randomized because I had a hard time choosing which character I favour more over others.)
What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Sandman)
I'd ask him two things: what the hell he's doing in my bedroom, and whether he's taken ( eWe )
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? (Ghost)
There are two ways this situation can go down.
Number 4 announced he is marrying 9 tomorrow, what is your reaction? (Makarov and Soap)
Me: *trying to breathe amid hysterical laughter*
Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Ramirez)
Me: *looks at food, then at him* "You're adorable, you know that?" *begins eating*
Ramirez: *bewildered* "Thanks...?"
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Keegan)
Well, that's rare. Must've gotten injured on a mission-impossible-like solo op. I'd visit him and bring Logan as a Get Well Soon gift.
Number 9 made fun of all your friends? (Soap)
Me: *sounding bored* "Ghost is clinically insane, hardly sleeps and constantly flies off the handle. Oh, and don't get me started on Meat and Roach."
I'm pretty sure that'll shut him up.
Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Frost)
.3. *whispering* He must've found out I have a crush on Sandman...
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would 1 do? (Sandman)
Have the whole Metal team take the killers down before they get to me.
You’re on vacation with 2 and you break your leg. What will 2 do? (Gideon)
He'll curse, look around, then carry me to the nearest medical facility, bridal-style, all the while muttering complaints under his breath.
It’s your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Ghost)
I doubt he'd get me anything. Maybe a balaclava identical to his?
You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do? (Makarov)
I'm...pretty sure he'll walk away.
You just embarrassed yourself. What does 5 do? (Ramirez)
He'll tease me, of course! But then I'd find a way to shut him up *smiles evil-ly*
You’re about to marry 10. What is 1’s reaction? (Frost and Sandman)
Sh*t, I'm going to die before my wedding day!
You got dumped by someone. What does 7 do to cheer you up? (Logan)
Take me out for some ice cream! :D
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Soap)
He'll just watch me, hidden somewhere in the crowd.
You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Frost)
What else would he do? He'll ask me what I'm laughing about, of course. He'd either join me, or he'd be embarrassed/disturbed by what I'm laughing about.
Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. (Sandman)
Grrrgh, I can't get enough of that voice. Or how he looks like, with or without the eyewear. Or how adept he is at leading the team. Are you trying to make me die just thinking of how dreamy he is...?
Number 2 tells you about his deep love for number 9. Your reaction? (Gideon and Soap)
I'd walk up to Gideon and slap him across the face, keeping my face neutral the whole time. Then I'd run away! xD
You’re dating 3 and are introduced to his parents. How do you act? (Ghost)
Will 2 and 9 ever kiss? (Gideon and Soap)
NO! NO NO NO!
Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. (Roach)
ROACH? I never would've guessed!
You had a haircut and 7 won’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Logan)
Getting this hair-do is the greatest choice I've ever made.
Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl. What do you say? (Keegan)
"You're either very stupid or-- okay, you know what? I have two solutions for you. Either you head outside and meet the group of ladies known as fan-girls, ORyou can go ask Logan out on a date."
Number 9 is too afraid to confess their love for you and sends an email saying it all. What do you think? (Soap)
Well, that's a dream come true! I'd run up to Soap and give him a good smooch! xD
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Frost and Sandman)
You notice 3 and 4 have been in the hotel room for more than a few hours. What do you think is going on in there? (Ghost and Makarov)
I dunno, but I can't help but think they're in the middle of some intense chess game or smth.
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Sandman and Roach)
Would 2 trust 5? (Gideon and Ramirez)
Gideon: *disbelievingly* "You want me to trust this childish, clumsy and confused yank?"
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens next? (Makarov and Frost)
...why would Makarov poke anybody in the first place?!
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would it be? (Roach and Ghost)
I doubt they'd even cook anything. Roach would try, but then Ghost is there to distract him! x3
7 and 9 apply for a job. What is it? (Logan and Soap)
This was random, but I think Logan would be a postman. Soap's a barista, or a bartender.
(Start another list here.) (Questions were made by OperationKingfish)
Name off your favorite top 15 COD characters in no particular order.
1: You and  are looking for  and . The two of you find 3 and 11 making out very intensely in the janitor’s closet. How would you and  react? (Dunn, Logan and Hesh)
Dunn: “DUDE!” *mentally scarred*
Me: *too shocked for words, but the image of them making out becomes secret guilty pleasure*
2: You and  get into a serious argument. What does  do to try and fix the situation? (Frost and Yuri)
Yuri will definitely break it up and logically listen to us explain whatever we were talking about. He’s sort it all out, and then he’d bring us out for pizza! :D
3:  and  announce that they are expecting a baby. What is your reaction? (Mitchell and Gideon)
Me: *takes three seconds to process information* “I never thought of either of you as parent material but…I’ve never been so happy for you two in my life.”
I’ll be the baby’s godparent. X3
4: It’s ’s turn to choose where you and [1-15] will be hanging out. What place does he/she choose? (Keegan)
I don’t know why, but the first thing that came to mind was a bowling alley.
5: You hear giggling and items being broken from the bedroom that  and  share. What do you think they’re doing? (Ramirez and Makarov)
First of all, giggling is SO not like Makarov…
I don’t even wanna think of what’s happening in there, I can only think of some sordid torture thing xC
6: You find out  has a huge crush on . What do you do? (Ghost and Sandman)
I’ll do everything in my power to make sure Ghost gets attracted to Roach instead.
7: A fire starts in the kitchen. Out of the 15 people, who do you think started it? (You can choose more than one person.)
ROACH! That’s the first person I’ll call.
RAMIREZ! Yeah, he can be clumsy…
LOGAN! He’s clumsy, too.
Lastly, I’d call Makarov. “Your plan to kill me by arson didn’t work, Vlad.”
8:  and  are playing video games, and  is losing badly. Being a sore loser,  turns off the console before  can win. How does  react? (Soap and Mitchell)
I’m pretty sure Soap will kick Mitchell’s arse down the concrete.
9:  goes into a time machine and meets  when he/she is still a baby. What does  do? (Jackson and Frost)
He’d keep baby Frost company for a while, and then when he goes back to the present, he'd meet adult-Frost, who'd then wonder where has he seen Jackson before...?
10: You and  are stuck in rainfall. Clearly, by how aggressively you’re shivering, you are cold. ’s reaction? (Roach)
He’d hug me to keep me warm! =W=
11:  and  begin to bully you. What do  and  do? (Dunn, Keegan, Yuri and Gideon)
Gideon would join Dunn and Keegan. Yuri would tell them to back off, and then I’d repay him by taking him out for lunch! :D And compliment his tattoos…
12:  grabs you out of nowhere and kisses you. Your reaction? (Jackson)
SQUEAL!! OMG COME HERE YOU!
I’d kiss him back with full force…
13:  is bitten by a zombie. What does he/she do? (Roach)
“HELP ME!! I’VE BEEN BITTEN! AAAAAAAAHHHH! TELL GHOST I LOVE HIM!”
14: You have a terrible nightmare and wake up in the middle of the night screaming, sweat covering your entire body.  and  share the room with you. What do they do? (Sandman and Makarov)
Sandman would calm me down, get me a glass of water, tell me everything was just a dream etc., and Makarov would be lying in his bed shirtless and looking bored and just waiting for everything to quiet down so he can sleep.
15: You see  and  yelling at each other until  finally turns around and walks away.  begins to cry and sob frantically. What do you do? (Ghost and Ramirez)
“ROACH! GIVE GHOST A KISS WHILE I GO GIVE RAMIREZ SOME GOOD OLD ASS-WHOOPIN’!”
16: You and  are playing soccer/football.  kicks the ball violently. It hits your head and causes you to fall back onto the grass. What does  do? (Soap)
I’ve always imagined him a sort of gentleman, he’d apologize profusely and carry me bridal-style to the medical facility to check for injuries.
17: ’s favorite songs plays, and he/she starts dancing like a fool. (Hesh)
That’s adorable and hilarious at the same time.
“Nice moves, Hesh!”
18: It’s your birthday! What do [1-15] do?
smiles cheekily* They’d go shirtless for the whole day.
I'd die of fangirl-ism before nightfall..
(Start yet another unrelated list here.)
List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. (I have a feeling this is going to be a crazy list)
1. John Carver
3. Isaac Clarke
4. Gary "Roach" Sanderson
5. Connor Kenway
6. Logan Walker
7. Simon "Ghost" Riley
8. Haytham Kenway
9. John "Soap" MacTavish
11. David "Hesh" Walker
12. Jack Mitchell
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Logan/Hesh? I...uh...as in slash...or...? If just the brotherly relationships, yeah, I've read one. There's a story somewhere... PTSD - Post Traumatic Stress Disorder written by another author whose username I forgot. Oh and there's another one that was funny involving the two brothers.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Roach? Naw, Roach is adorable. JUST KIDDING! He's hawt, not as hawt as Ghost, Soap or Makarov, but...still. I rate him 9/10 hawt.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
...Mitchell and Haytham?
DUDE THAT IS SO EFFING MESSED UP
Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Soap? Are you kidding me? Of course I do...Caffeine With A Side of Domestication by Soaprice for example.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Connor/Soap or Connor/Gideon. Hmmmmmmmmm...I dunno, it's hard to see Connor paired up romantically with anybody, though I'd bet my money on Soap. :3
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?
Ghost catching Keegan and Mitchell kissing?
Umm, I think he'll freeze, be speechless for a few moments, and make a run for it to tell Gideon and Logan.
Is there any such thing as One/Nine fluff?
Carver/Soap? WTF. LOL NOPE.
Suggest a title for a Seven /Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ghost and Mitchell?
...I'm out of ideas.
Does anyone on your friends list consider Three hot?
Isaac is handsome as f*ck, at least I think so. I've always had a thing for older guys...but my friends? No. They just think Isaac is shabby, which he is, but that doesn't mean he's not HAWT.
Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
I wish she would draw Hesh. She's such an amazing artist...
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Keegan/Roach/Connor? Alright, no, none of my friends would write a fic about them, no matter slash or friendship or family. They don't write fan-fiction.
If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I don't know. Honestly.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Carver/Logan/Mitchell. "Somebody was probably pointing a gun to my head when I was writing this."
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Connor. I dunno, last month? Two weeks ago? I can't tell.
(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) dumps (1) for (12). (1), broken hearted, goes on one date with (11), has an unhappy breakup with (9), then follows the wise advice of (4) and finds true love with (3).
Carver and Ghost are in a happy relationship (DA FAK. 1- I don't think Carver can actually love someone again, and 2- GHOST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU) until Ghost dumps Carver for Mitchell (...Gideon is so gonna get pissed). Carver, broken-hearted, goes on one date with Hesh (The main reason this whole thing is hilarious is because we're talkin' 'bout Carver...), has an unhappy breakup with Soap (two muscular hotties...holy fakh), then follows the wise advice of Roach (for some reason, Carver to be acquainted with Roach is kinda cute) and finds true love with Isaac...
Huh, if the bottom line was that he fell in love with a person other than Isaac I would've been all "WTF", but I like this plot for some reason. It's hilarious.
What title would you give this fic?
Uh... The Reasons Why Carver Is Hard to Approach? God, I fail so bad.
Explain a situation in which (8) and (13) would meet at a coffee shop.
13? What 13?
I was joking, there is no (13). But give an idea for a Four/Nine humor fic if you fell for it.
I didn't fall for it...but, Roach/Soap, eh?
I think any slash story of them has a tinge of humour in it, lol. If all else fails, try having an innocent Roach ask a mature Soap an adult question.
List your five favorite pairings (of the people in your list only) and one prompt (quote, phrase, one word/sentence, etc.) you'd give about them.
I suck at prompts...and uh, usually it's about smut. So here we go...
1. Soap/Roach – "If you were my paperwork, I'd do you every day in every way possible."
2. Keegan/Logan – "There's a fine line between cuddling and pinning someone down so they can't get away."
3. Connor/Haytham – "The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list."
4. Isaac/Carver – Okay, these two might be a bit hard. Uh... "I get enough exercise pushing my luck." I dunno...
5. Gideon/Mitchell – Woo, I'm going to need some time to think about a prompt for this pairing.
Now go write one of those. Go on; go. Put the link here when you're done.
You know what? I already wrote a Gideon/Mitchell one-shot in which "cursing" would've been a sort of prompt, had I answered this list before posting the said work online.
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