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Joined 06-27-14, id: 5848645, Profile Updated: 11-19-15
Author has written 2 stories for Calvin & Hobbes.

Hi.

Upcoming Works (Stuff I Want To Do In The Future):

"G.R.O.S.S." -- Calvin's war on girls - probably going to rated T, if it ever happens.

"Heroes of G.R.O.S.S." -- a sequel series to "G.R.O.S.S." - probably going to be rated T.

"Phine-Chronicles" -- Phineas, Ferb, and the gang become the Rebellion when Doofenschmirtz takes over Danville.

"Calvin And Hobbes: The Reality War" -- Calvin wars with Reality.

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Calvin does High School by slytherinsal reviews
Calvin is 14 and ready to start high school; and is old enough to declare Hobbes as a mascot. It seems however that Calvin is not the only person who can see Hobbes. I've been talked into extending this. I do not own Calvin but I wish I owned Hobbes
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,998 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 4/4/2011
Calvin's Quest by Golden Keyblade reviews
When a simple argument leads Calvin and Hobbes on a trip through time, they soon find themselves wrapped up in a quest which seems to stretch from the distant past to the far future, with more than they can imagine at stake and an impossible foe waiting at the end. COMPLETE!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 47,237 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
A Madman's Tiger by Calvinball reviews
Somehow, Susie always knew in the back of her head that being Calvin's therapist would drive her crazy. Oneshot. Post-ending, Calvin and Susie all grown up. There also exists a podfic (audio) version.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins - Complete
Escape to Nowhere by garfieldodie reviews
Calvin and Hobbes find themselves on the run from intergalactic bounty hunters. Kicking off their summer vacation with a mad escape into space with Andy, Sherman and Socrates isn't what they expected. Nor did they expect an extra passenger who's about to cause them loads of trouble. COMPLETE
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,604 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Complete
Easy as PI by Blu Taiger reviews
Susie learned two new things that day. First, she learned about an obscure holiday she hadn't heard of before. And second, she learned that revenge really IS a dish best served cold.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Susie Derkins, Calvin - Complete
False Beliefs by Aquade reviews
By now, the fog had lifted slightly and revealed a penguin. The penguin smirked and curled his flipper in a taunting way –the universal sign for come-and-get-it. Skipper glared at him before getting into his signature battle formation. "Give it all you got, boys!" Rated T for safety. Sequel to I Work Alone.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,558 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Complete
Road Trip by Aquade reviews
"Are we there yet?" "No." "How 'bout now?" "No." "What about now?" "No." A pause. "Are we there now?" "Yes." "Really?" "No."
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Skipper, Kowalski, Private - Complete
Remembrance of Adventures by cyberkiller125
10 years after encountering Retro. Calvin,Hobbes, and others remember their past adventures. My tribute to the Calvinverse.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Calvin, Hobbes, OC - Complete
Another Snowman Bites the Dust by LauraCynthia reviews
Just in time for Christmas, Calvin dispatches another poor snowman.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Calvin, Hobbes, Mom
Finally Friends by Emily McCartney reviews
Susie and Calvin are partners for a history project in high school and sparks are flying.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
Calvin & Hobbes by GreenspireTC reviews
Calvin and Hobbes must defeat the dreaded Rosalyn, who is a kid-hating baby-sitter.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2014
Coming Home Again by anastasiasalive reviews
Susie comes home for the first time in eight years only to once again find herself forced to deal with Calvin.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,806 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Susie Derkins, Calvin
Let The Punishment Fit The Crime by foobar137 reviews
10 years after she moved away, Susie Derkins starts college in the city where Calvin lives. A couple chance encounters later, and Calvin helps her out of a tough spot...maybe now she can do a favor for him.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Calvin, Susie Derkins] Mom - Complete
Feathery Friends by Aquade reviews
This was one of his solo missions (he never learned from the last one to "Never Swim Alone" but instead was filled with certitude that he could handle anything, except mini golf). However, this time, he did tell his team where he was. "Skipper's Log: I finally have enough time to carry out Operation: Feathery Friends."
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Complete
And They Wonder Why I Hate Shopping by 4lackofabettername reviews
Calvin goes to the mall to try to find Hobbes a birthday gift. One shot, just for laughs.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Calvin at College by ZSteenbergen reviews
Calvin hasn't seen Susie Derkins for more than 10 years and finally sees her again when they go to college
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,883 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
Psychology 101 by Indigo-Night-Wisp reviews
Calvin was six years old the first time he ever read a psychology book.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins - Complete
Oligochaete by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble, high-school era. Why Calvin's classmates, if they have any sense, will stay in the closet where it's safe.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [Moe, Ronald] Calvin - Complete
The First by The Evationist reviews
The most loyal friend a child could have in any life time is the one who stands by your side till the end, even after you stop beliving.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Hobbesian Thumb by kinesty reviews
It's a warm summer day and Calvin and Hobbes are in the garden, pondering over the sense and nonsense of civilization.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
UPDATED: Skipper's Log, an Autobiography by LocalEccentric reviews
Skipper's biography, updated from the previous version i posted
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Skipper
Behind the Lines by LocalEccentric reviews
ever wonder what would happen if the voice actors met their characters? I sent this to james patrick Stuart himself on twitter, and he loved it, so i'm hoping you all will too.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Complete
The Noodle Incident by Alpha Bulblax reviews
My opinion of the Noodle Incident.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Complete
Operation: Origin by Jet Engine reviews
Read "Operation: Denmark" first, or you won't understand this story at all. After Johnson discovers a dark secret about Skipper, the two of them embark on a quest to save the world an ancient evil. The story is, hopefully, better than the summary. Contains blood and character death, later on.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,429 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Skipper, Hans, Johnson, Manfredi - Complete
Marshmallows? by Josh5674 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes have fun with marshmallows.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes
Calvin vs Chickens by RogerWilco reviews
Short story about Calvin's question about what would happen if God was a giant chicken.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Calvin - Complete
Twas the night before Mom and Dad Almost ruined Christmas for Calvin by Fanatic97 reviews
The title says itself, based on an old Calvin and Hobbes Comic
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Calvin - Complete
Operation: Denmark by Jet Engine reviews
Prequel to "Operation: Origin." Skipper, Manfredi, Johnson, and Hans (yes, the puffin) used to be on the same team. But everything changed after a mission-gone-wrong in Demark... My first fanfic. Rated T just in case.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Skipper, Hans, Johnson, Manfredi - Complete
I Know Now by scooby-doo's girl reviews
Calvin and Hobbes discuss knowledge. This is for the prompt of writing to a random song on your Ipod.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Kill the Cliche by Mickey John reviews
There's been an interesting development in the usually drone patterns of the university campus. Susan Derkins, note: childhood nemesis, has transferred to NYU. Will await further development. Signed, Dr. Calvin. SusieCalvin... eventually.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Calvin, Susie Derkins
One Last Time by JustAnotherMisfit13 reviews
When Calvin's daughter Katrina has monsters hiding under her bed, Calvin gives her a certain tiger to help protect her.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
The Case of the Dead Doll by Fanatic97 reviews
Another Average day for Tracer Bullet
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Calvin - Complete
An Ode to Calvin and Hobbes by TheSunflowerkid reviews
A tribute to a wonderful story about a boy, his Tiger, and their many adventures.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Complete
Snakes and Ladders by lkcrm94 reviews
Calvin and Hobbes play another friendly board game…Did I say "friendly"?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes Get XTREME! by garfieldodie reviews
A series of stories that involve Calvin and Hobbes getting XTreme! From simple camping trips and Calvinball to triathlons and skiing, it's nothing but sweat for the dynamic duo. Complete!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,204 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
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A Boy Will Be Born reviews
A short poem I wrote about Calvin And Hobbes.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
A Tiger's Tale reviews
Hobbes tells the story of how he came to be caught by Calvin. In honor of "Calvin And Hobbes"'s 30th birthday!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete