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I'm a nut, plain and simple. I have tiny little obsessive attacks from time to time for no apparent reason. I loveNorthstar(Jean-Paul Beaubier), and i absolutly ADORE Iceman (Robert "Bobby" Drake), I also find Quicksilver (Pietro Maximoff) to be quite funnalicous! yum-yum-yummy-yum-yum-yum! And naturally i love Bobby/JP, JP/Pietro, and just about anything with JP in it! drool. I'm not that great at writing, this is just a lovely, sick & twisted hobby that keeps me sane in this clearly insane reality, but the insane people who convinced themsevels that they were sane (but aren't) look at me like i am insane ...or freakish,...yeeeaaah... i know your little secrets...I HAVE ESP-N! MWHAHAHHAHA...!

THE GREAT HUSKADOO HAS TYPED-ED-ED! HUGS!

Huskadoo :3

I like penguins.

Updated: Mass Effect currently rules my brain as well as Doctor who and Torchwood :D

Updated update: Guy Gardner, Blue Beetle and Booster Gold

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Horizons by jasminedays reviews
How do you begin again? Dusk and dawn, and the long night in between. M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,427 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
The Boy In The Manor by TheAlchemist'sDaughter reviews
Bruce/Dick, Co-Written with AmberSpirit: "He knew it was coming. He would be a hero... The boy who killed Bruce Wayne."
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 219,850 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman
Just Haven't Met You Yet by Blitz Chick reviews
A Commander and a C-Sec officer discuss why their relationships haven't worked. What may have happened between the two during ME1 and ME2. You should listen to the various songs while reading. NOW COVERING ME3! WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 177,380 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Prologues and Epilogues by Razor Nightingale reviews
A collection of one-shots and drabbles about the characters of Mass Effect before, during, and after the game. Mainly FemShep/Kaidan centric. *04/03-The Space in Between* 12, 100 word drabbles based what happens after the ending of Mass Effect 3
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,001 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Kaidan A., Shepard (F)
In Which by Jelfia Maleak reviews
This is collection of one shots/short stories/drable that are interconnected, but do not have a continual plot. Mostly about Garrus and Shepard, will cover from ME1 to beyond ME3. newest ch: 35 me3: the first set.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,772 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Little Black Dress by Vulthrize reviews
It is just before Kasumi's loyalty mission, and Shepard is running around the Normandy in a tiny black dress. Ship productivity flatlines as everyone on board, even Garrus, takes notice.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,350 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
A trap of Fate by Arona-ME reviews
Their ways parted and now the cold hearts can be melted only by a fateful trap.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,975 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
Constellations by nirvana405 reviews
A series of one-shots dedicated to Shoker, some interconnected and others stand alone, told mostly from Joker's POV. T for language later on. My first fanfic, so comments are welcomed. TEMPORARILY ON HIATUS. Sorry, everyone.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,148 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Lemony Snicket's Mass Effect 2 by Shepard vas Lucky reviews
Mass Effect 2, Lemony Snicket style. A series of unfortunate events. Everyone included.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Food Fight by girl undone reviews
Commander Shepard and her crew spend what might be their last meal together in the mess before the Omega-4 Relay. A game of wishful eating ensues, pegging the Commander's taste buds against her crew. Rated for swearing and mentions of 'ingestion'.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
I Am Not Dead by Herana reviews
For the first time in his life, Garrus was glad he couldn't cry. Shakarian one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Afterglow by Tyloric reviews
Slash - Joker plus Sheppard multiplied by sex equals...?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Mass Mayhem by Universitas reviews
100 drabbles in 20 weeks exploring Victor Shepard and his crew. Week 20: Both of them are determined to finish the mission. And both of them are determined to come out on the other side. Together. *M!Shepard/Joker*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,384 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Joker - Complete
Carrot and Oyster pie or else, Joker's wishlist by Octarin reviews
This was inspired by the Joker Romance Fans thread, so here it is, as promised, hope you all like it! Oh and all references to Discworld and Nanny Ogg are copyright Terry Pratchett, I'm just a huge fan.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Show Her You Can Dance by Raydis reviews
Joker had always admired Commander Shepard. He just didn't realize how much. Or that she felt the same. Spoilers from ME1/2 Shameless FemShepxJoker. Rating changed due to language usage. R&R Please! Due to the lack of time and interest, I'm going to call this one complete. Sorry to those who waited so long for the last chapter. I think after 3 years, it's safe to say it is done.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Doughnuts by BoxOfScraps reviews
They Make Everything Better
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Hots by Isaboo reviews
Joker has a word with Kaidan about scuttlebutt on the Normandy. Now expanded! Joker sets up Shenko Surveillance, and Liara should get her advice elsewhere. T for references to sexytimes and butts. No explicit.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Joker - Complete
Cutting Loose by eboncat reviews
Short scribble about FemShep coping with being off the radar for two years, and the repercussions for her relationship with Kaidan. May be added to later, but for now it's an un-beta'ed unedited fic written in under two hours. Rated M for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker
In Which Tony meets the Ex by Miss Shallott reviews
Tony Stark must face a terrifying task...meeting Steve's ex boyfriend!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Unexpected by Shiny-kun reviews
Chellick hadn't expected to find Shepard in his office with a bottle of wine, but there she was. Chellick/Femshep, ME1 centric
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Shepard (F)
Thank you by Siksparnis reviews
EDI and Mordin have something interesting to tell Joker about his commander; Joker wants to make sure of that.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Guy Talk by JaerWolfe reviews
On the Normandy there is no such thing as a private life...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
Are Drell Ticklish? by Hermia S reviews
A tickle war breaks out in Shepard's cabin. Who will become the victor?
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
That Was a Joke: a Mass Effect 2 Interlude by Firaga Bird reviews
A little scene that could have taken place anytime after the Collector attack on the Normandy. It's a short but sweet exchange between Joker and his ever-present companion for better or for worse : EDI.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Joker, EDI - Complete
Sardines by Zephyr5 reviews
It's the middle of the night, and he's got a beautiful woman between his legs. So why is Joker so worried? No explicitly stated pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Big Goddamned Heroes by DDG reviews
Shepard's had drinks shoved down her throat all night and Zaeed's all too willing to make the most of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Zaeed M., Shepard (F) - Complete
Movie Night by skywalker05 reviews
"Come on, Commander, I can't believe you've never seen Firefly." Joker and FemShep enjoying Earth television leads to hat-stealing and a jealous Garrus. Shoker fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Valentine's Day by virusq reviews
It's Valentine's Day aboard the SR2 Normandy. Saving the galaxy from Reapers is easy. Buying gifts may just well be hell. Joker/FemShep, implied Miranda/Jacob.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Those that Fly by AngelSyn reviews
Mass Effect I. Oneshot. One-sided Joker X Shepard. Romantic fluff. EDITED: v.2
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
The Distress Call by Knightfall1138 reviews
Many decisions lie ahead. Most of them pointless.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Abrasion by decuvieri reviews
They say opposites attract. The question is, can the attraction overcome the opposition? Slash content.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kaidan A., Joker - Complete
Valediction by Inyri Ascending reviews
We each grieve in our own way. Post-Virmire. FemShepard, Shepard x Alenko.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Mass Effect: Elevation by R-I-C-A-R-D reviews
A series of scenes mostly revolving around the many and long elevator rides in Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
The Bet by Aranel Took reviews
Guy and John make a bet. Prequel to "Revelations". Hal/Kyle pre-SLASH
Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Tabloid Truth by Cheshire reviews
Not all rumors are fiction. Slash: Henry Hellrung x Tony Stark, past Tony Stark x Steve Rogers.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Caffeine and Saccharine by Minerva Solo reviews
Jean Paul makes a point of befriending his crush, but Bobby's own feelings are more than friendly. Or they were, but as time has passed things turned positively sour. But now JP's losing his sister again he's getting lonely. Final update.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,280 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Complete
Crush by LlewellynPrince reviews
Previously 'On Top' Danny has a crush and Flack just figured it out. SLASH
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Danny M., Don F. - Complete
The Captain Dances by JackBarrowman reviews
Immediately following “The Doctor Dances” Jack gets his dance. NineJack Slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
First Dates by Lament reviews
A series of first dates. NickGreg slash.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Greg S., Nick S.
No Need To Move by vivere reviews
It’s not how it’s supposed to be. Tony, Gibbs and a lot of emotional baggage. Post Twilight. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2005
Strength by Lament reviews
Greg has difficulty dealing with his work on the field. NickGreg slash.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Greg S., Nick S.
Dear Diary by Lament reviews
Greg finds Nick's diary.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Nick S., Greg S.
Losing Battle by Lament reviews
Nick Stokes walks into a bar... NickGreg slash. Chapter 3 of 3 up.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,318 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Nick S., Greg S.
Friday Night by jjbird reviews
An unexpected end to the week. J/S, totally. Completed.
Without a Trace - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Jack M., Samantha S. - Complete
Judas Kiss by CrimsonRegret42 reviews
Everyone makes mistakes. Mistakes can be painful. This wasn't a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.