Author has written 5 stories for Forgotten Realms, Harry Potter, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hey everybody! I'm a fan of Forgotten Realms, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, The Brother Band Chronicles, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Unwanteds, Lorien Legacies, and Artemis Fowl fanfics and enjoy reading in general.
I like to watch Doctor who, Merlin, Once—upon a time, and other shows.
You see that girl you just called odd?
Her mother died when she was 9.
You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?
He's lived in a cupboard under the stairs for 11 years.
You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?
He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.
You see that ghost living in the toilet you called whiny?
She was murdered at the age of eleven.
You see that girl you just called a Mudblood?
She had to erase her parents memories to keep them safe.
You see that redhead with one ear you called bizarre?
His twin was murdered defending who he loved.
You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?
His parents suffered a fate worse than death.
Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.
Address: The first star to the right
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying.
White man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"But you, sir, when you're born, you're PINK,
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Boy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not! Please it's too scary!
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!
Girl: *hugs him*
Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down.
Boy: I love you babe.
In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS!
From Lord of the Rings...Thranduil is not a tyrant, okay?! I refuse to read stories where he is portrayed as such. He was just being a good king. If you still don't believe me, read The Hobbit again. Tolkien writes that 'if the king had a weakness it was for treasure' not for beating up his subjects. In addition, he succours the Men of the Lake in their need, and Bilbo is willing to die for him. Moreover, do you really think Legolas would have been alright if he had been abused during his childhood? I rest my case! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list and spread the word. Elindë, Elven Warrior Princess, Gwedhiel0117, littledragoneyes, Elf from Downunder, Nimrodel626, BlackShaftedArrow, A-FighterLady
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
(Kudos to froz3nt3rs )
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The New Ace of Spies
Goddess of Discord and Cookies/Kristen
Time Wasted Dreaming
SilverNight ShadowLight/Fred Hunter
MrsLukeCastellan(Daughter of Hermes)
Whitherfang (Son of Athena)
Brightpath2 (daughter of Poseidon)
athenaparthenos1 (Daughter of Athena)
TheRealLeilaJackson (Daughter of Hermes and Hunter of Artemis)
Hunter Of Artemis 101 (Daughter of Apollo and Huntress of Artemis)
froz3nt3ars/ Kiaya-Sian (Daughter of Athena)
A-FighterLady (Daughter of Athena)
Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list:
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If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, enchantress99, Narnian Dreams, A-FighterLady
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.
I find "good morning" contradictory
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career; it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste your profile.
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever considered going to/calling the Empire State Building to ask for an audience with a god/goddess, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read an average of 1-7 books in a week, copy and paste this to your profile.
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Stitches on a Zeppelin (Canada),DaIvanbraginski (Scotland),CheesyBirdie(Wales) Ginygroov(Philipines) Poseidon's Slytherclaw Erudite (USA), A-FighterLady(USA)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.
Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!
Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.
Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, ArtemisApollo97, Goodorevilangel-youchoose, Darksword13, A-FighterLady.
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/events
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I don't want to waste her time!
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents.
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters
you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that your a demigod.
you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth
you curse out the gods when something bad happens.
you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.
you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.
you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.
you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.
you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.
you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.
every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon
every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Thanatos.
you talk about them nonstop.
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.
You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.
You think George Bush is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
You get really mad at The Doors of Death when a family member dies
Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.
And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
You cried when you finished TLO
You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff
You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn't have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
You are trying to learn Greek
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes
You have an instant crush on Nico!
You just have to research more about greek mythology
You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
You want to learn Latin
You copy/paste this onto your profile
About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree
A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
Found this on a different profile. Thought it was scary.
THEY HURT HER.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. Who the @#!$ does that? The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Wouldn't you fight back? Not chant some weird words?Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. Wait! I was just trying to read a profile!In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. The Exorcist flash back!She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. But I didn't do anything to her! If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.Wait a second I thought you were gonna strangle me? Bi-polar much?
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. This is why you shouldn't have fire drills. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. This is why when someone pushes you, you grab there hand that way there going down with you.
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste your profile.
If you think being normal is overrated, copy this to your profile.
If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him and thank him while he's alive.
If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
I AM THE GIRL
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and a lot of other things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, One-Who-Loves-Sesshy, sakurademonalchemist,Bearhug946, MyEdward797,PureTwilightFan14, isabellacarsonroxmysox,bella527624,99serrot,Siriusly luvs Harry Potter, Gryffindor.Girl.for.Life, HollytheKitty, MeadowRose, alj97, Regna66, madscientistavenger, Kyrza E. Green, firesage101, Titania Ocean, A-FighterLady
I want to add something. I don't think people call me weird or freak, but I do know what it feels like to be alone, or to think you are alone. People know I don't do "normal" things, but I want everybody to know, you are not alone.