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Author has written 5 stories for Forgotten Realms, Harry Potter, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hey everybody! I'm a fan of Forgotten Realms, Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, The Brother Band Chronicles, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Unwanteds, Lorien Legacies, and Artemis Fowl fanfics and enjoy reading in general.

I like to watch Doctor who, Merlin, Once—upon a time, and other shows.

You see that girl you just called odd?

Her mother died when she was 9.

You see that boy with the lightning bolt scar you just made fun of?

He's lived in a cupboard under the stairs for 11 years.

You see that boy you just saw crying in the toilets?

He had to kill his headmaster to make his parents proud.

You see that ghost living in the toilet you called whiny?

She was murdered at the age of eleven.

You see that girl you just called a Mudblood?

She had to erase her parents memories to keep them safe.

You see that redhead with one ear you called bizarre?

His twin was murdered defending who he loved.

You see that boy who has lost his Remembrall?

His parents suffered a fate worse than death.

Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

Age: 1,239

Address: The first star to the right

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

White man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen, sir...when I was born, I was BLACK,
When I grew up, I was BLACK,
When I'm sick, I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun, I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold, I'm BLACK,
When I die, I'll be BLACK.

"But you, sir, when you're born, you're PINK,
When you grow up, you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun, you turn RED,
When you're cold, you turn BLUE,
And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE.

"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a an uncaring person. (i just like expressing my opinion)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be on them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be high all day long
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA (wtf)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling person.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling person.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Manga, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.(I am NOT obese, nor loud-mouthed, and I am NOT ARROGANT!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (If fanfiction counts, then yes I am)
I'm CANADIAN so I must talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm writing about a almost perfect person, so it MUST be a Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Boy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not! Please it's too scary!

Boy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Boy: Now give me a BIG hug!

Girl: *hugs him*

Boy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down.

Boy: I love you babe.

In the paper the next day...a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much re-post this...and...the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS!

From Lord of the Rings...Thranduil is not a tyrant, okay?! I refuse to read stories where he is portrayed as such. He was just being a good king. If you still don't believe me, read The Hobbit again. Tolkien writes that 'if the king had a weakness it was for treasure' not for beating up his subjects. In addition, he succours the Men of the Lake in their need, and Bilbo is willing to die for him. Moreover, do you really think Legolas would have been alright if he had been abused during his childhood? I rest my case! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list and spread the word. Elindë, Elven Warrior Princess, Gwedhiel0117, littledragoneyes, Elf from Downunder, Nimrodel626, BlackShaftedArrow, A-FighterLady

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

(Kudos to froz3nt3rs )








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Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list:

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If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things you will always keep on loving; copy, paste this in your profile and add your name: ShaniEneida, LucyCrewe11,Queen of Fantasy,Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, enchantress99, Narnian Dreams, A-FighterLady

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

I find "good morning" contradictory

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career; it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple; you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'Define normal.'

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death, which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy?

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and
paste this to your page

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste your profile.

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever considered going to/calling the Empire State Building to ask for an audience with a god/goddess, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you read an average of 1-7 books in a week, copy and paste this to your profile.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), mewmewgodess (Canada), KiaraWangWilliams (Canada), Stitches on a Zeppelin (Canada),DaIvanbraginski (Scotland),CheesyBirdie(Wales) Ginygroov(Philipines) Poseidon's Slytherclaw Erudite (USA), A-FighterLady(USA)

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!

Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...

If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Copy and paste this onto your account, andaddyournameto the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, FairyNinjaPrincess, MyImmortal01, Twilightxfanatic21, Twilightloverforeverandever, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, Karren1109, maddythetwilightfreak, Starrynytex, MelissaRM, vampygirl999, nanigirl15, Furorensu-Chan, ILuv Zero and Pocky yum, nats10art, DarkAkatsukiNeko, Kurina the Imiko, ChibiLover123, ArtemisApollo97, Goodorevilangel-youchoose, Darksword13, A-FighterLady.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also she's a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I don't want to waste her time!

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You give all your siblings god parents.

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor.when the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that your a demigod.

you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

you swear that Percy is real and lives in new york no matter how much you friends say it isnt true.

you watch the show and read the book every chance you get.

you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Thanatos.

you talk about them nonstop.

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You think George Bush is a son of Ares

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get really mad at The Doors of Death when a family member dies

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

You cried when you finished TLO

You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff

You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn't have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

You have an instant crush on Nico!

You just have to research more about greek mythology

You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree

A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Found this on a different profile. Thought it was scary.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. Who the @#!$ does that? The murdered girl chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Wouldn't you fight back? Not chant some weird words?Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. Wait! I was just trying to read a profile!In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. The Exorcist flash back!She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. But I didn't do anything to her! If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.Wait a second I thought you were gonna strangle me? Bi-polar much?

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. This is why you shouldn't have fire drills. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. This is why when someone pushes you, you grab there hand that way there going down with you.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't re post it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, Pedophile! started freaking out, and ran to his computer to re post it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. But he re posted it! A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.Why are dead people so mean! HE DID NOTHING!!!
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. That she sucks your face off and dumps you in a sewer?
If you don't re post this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. Pff, that's fine I just wont sleep, or shower, or poo, or go near sewers...

If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste your profile.

If you think being normal is overrated, copy this to your profile.

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

Dad Poem

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him and thank him while he's alive.

If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile.

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter and a lot of other things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, CelticHeiressFiona, The Love Dragon, I-am-a-slash-addict, One-Who-Loves-Sesshy, sakurademonalchemist,Bearhug946, MyEdward797,PureTwilightFan14, isabellacarsonroxmysox,bella527624,99serrot,Siriusly luvs Harry Potter, Gryffindor.Girl.for.Life, HollytheKitty, MeadowRose, alj97, Regna66, madscientistavenger, Kyrza E. Green, firesage101, Titania Ocean, A-FighterLady

I want to add something. I don't think people call me weird or freak, but I do know what it feels like to be alone, or to think you are alone. People know I don't do "normal" things, but I want everybody to know, you are not alone.

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Prophecy of Two Boys by Smartiepants007 reviews
People who are born with two souls in their body are rare. But since when did Harry and Percy obey the rules? Follow them as they try to survive after their brother was mistaken for being the Boy-Who-Lived. AU. Wrong BWL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 198,923 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Harry P., Percy J.
Petal By Petal Blossoms the Rose by tiaoconnell reviews
Rose Holmes, younger sister of Mycroft & Sherlock, is a force to be reckoned with. Intelligent, emotional, prone to finding mischief at every turn, she lives life her own way, keeping everyone in the 221B family on their toes & Mycroft in a state of constant worry, but they wouldn't have her any other way! SEQUEL to A Rose Blooms in Baker Street. Includes disciplinary spankings!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 94,265 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC
Merlin Meets The Doctor by funkyfran reviews
When the Tardis lands in Camelot with The Doctor, Rose and Captain Jack inside, it could only spell trouble for Merlin. How will they react to the Doctor's space age magic? And how will Arthur cope with Merlin's new distractions? Read on to find out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/18/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T., Merlin
Frater, Adelfos by Tevil14 reviews
Lily Evans Potter, muggleborn. But she wasn't truly, unknowing to her she was a daughter of Poseidon. And when the time came, Poseidon wasn't going to let his youngest grandson burn to death. He took the child, and gave him to Sally Jackson, forced to leave the eldest behind. He planned for Perseus Jackson Potter to never know the truth, too bad luck wasn't on his side.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,233 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 2/19
Courage and Cunning by preciousann reviews
Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 503,788 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Salazar S.
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 368,327 - Reviews: 2488 - Favs: 4,130 - Follows: 2,152 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Walk with Death by No I'm Sirius reviews
Harry spent his whole life alone. The people around him couldn't get past his lambent green eyes and the chill of death that clung to his very presence. At the end of his second year he learned about the world he was born into yet didn't know existed. Right from the start he found himself different from the other demigods, because he not only had one godly parent, but two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 2/19 - Harry P.
Discoveries by lalaclayton reviews
Pacing through the halls of Hogwarts, Dolores Umbridge makes a discovery that will alter the course of one student's life forever. Friendships are tested, loyalties challenged and secrets revealed. How will the world react? And are they really ready to handle what is to come to light? My first fanfic. No slash, mostly canon pairings. Please R&R. ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Harry P., Dolores U.
A Strange Sort of Fate by Rachelea reviews
In the Wizarding World, John goes by another name. So does Sherlock. Neither of them talk about it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,059 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/29/2014
An Alternate Ending by Luna's little noodle reviews
(Based on a Tumblr post) What if things had happened a little differently in the clearing at the end of Deathly Hallows?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24 - Harry P., Voldemort, Rubeus H., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Unmasking by VR Trakowski reviews
It's Halloween. Caine has a built-in costume. You do the math.
Jupiter Ascending - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/12 - Caine W., Jupiter J. - Complete
Frank and Hazel by Frozen-Demigod33 reviews
Frank proposes to Hazel.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18 - Frank Z., Hazel L. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,781 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 5,775 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Importance of Introduction by Thalion Estel reviews
What is the real reason that Groot says the exact same sentence over and over? Could it have something to do with two inconsiderate Hobbits by chance? A short one-shot about the beginning of Groot's conspicuous habit.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16 - Complete
Reyna's Parody of I'll Make A Man Out of You by SadieKaneIsAwesome reviews
Reyna's parody.
Crossover - Mulan & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/11/2014
Murder And Aliens by Dead Man's Toe reviews
When The Doctor and Clara go undercover to investigate a murder, they end up butting heads with none other than Sherlock Holmes. (Rated for violence).
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Clara O., 12th Doctor, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Will you Shut Up! by LaverdaHarleyIndian reviews
The Sorting-Hat knows exactly where young Harry belongs. His only problem is getting him in it! Featuring: InDenialSlytherin!Harry and HatsShouldActTheirAge!Sorting-Hat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13 - Harry P. - Complete
Seaweed Brain by Ekhomegan reviews
A very short drabble for my friend, A-Fighterlady's, birthday. Percy's thoughts on Annabeth. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3
The Return by SeaSpree reviews
After circling around the world and a few mishaps still unknown to our heroes, Leo Valdez has made a comeback! With Calypso of course. How will our favorite demigods react?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Calypso, Leo V. - Complete
Of Ponds and Potters by Ashlee Pond reviews
"Oh, this is how it all ends; Pond, flirting with herself. True love at last." "I think you mean Potter, not Pond." "No, I think he means Evans, you prat." "Just how many of me are there!" - When the TARDIS crash lands in another dimension of time and space, the Eleventh Doctor discovers that his dear Amelia Pond is extraordinary in every universe, by any name.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,935 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Open Wounds by Hickumu reviews
Sequel to "As You Say". Loki and Nebula have a fight, followed by a conversation about how to be the best monster you can be. Later on, Loki gets a stern reminder to be more careful, coupled with a brutal reminder that you can't always get what you want. Nebula, for her part, slowly finds herself remembering how to be sympathetic. It's not a good feeling. She wishes she could stop.
Crossover - Thor & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Loki, Nebula, Gamora - Complete
The Impossible by Heeroluva reviews
When John is stabbed, certain facts about his past are revealed. Sherlock/John
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Verisimilitude by evilpinkpen reviews
Leonard McCoy isn't an honest man, but he used to be better at faking it. He never expected leaving the wizarding community and starting over as someone else - in muggle Starfleet, of all places - to be easy; but until the five-year mission started, it was never quite this hard, either. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 10/20/2014 - [L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk] Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mad-Man with a Box by AuraStormMaster reviews
During an Occlumency lesson, Harry snaps and storms back to Gryffindor Tower only to be called to his dorm where he discovers an unusual object in his trunk. A battered, old fob watch. While having never seen it in his life, Harry finds the watch familiar and upon opening the latch, the universe sees the rebirth of its oldest guardian. *Doctor!Harry*Start of the Mad-Men universe*
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,067 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - 12th Doctor, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
His Impossible Girl by SquirrelWho reviews
She died saving his life before he could even learn her name, but the ring told him he'd see her again. So when a mysterious text brought him to a derelict building he knew who sent it even before he saw her. Who is Rose Tyler and how can their lives be so impossibly intertwined? If his future is her past can he save her or will he be doomed to lose her all over again? (RoseLock)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 39 - Words: 76,604 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Rose T., Sherlock H., John W., OC
Originally a Demigod by Fearless Turtle reviews
Peter Quill knew who his father was before he was kidnappped. He hopes he could keep the secret to only a few people.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Chiron, Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
Angel in the Closet by georgethomas1 reviews
A one-shot about a muggleborn Slytherin named Claire who, with a not so traditional muggle upbringing, fears weeping angels and when Professor Lupin, the new teacher, introduces a boggart into the mix, everything changes with a blink of an eye.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
Adventures in Space by uoduck reviews
A week or two after defeating Ronan, the Guardians are just finishing up a job on a distant planet when they see a stranger in the Milano. Or well, a stranger to everyone but Peter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 303 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Harry P., Peter Quill/Star-Lord - Complete
A Rose Blooms in Baker Street by tiaoconnell reviews
After vanishing without a trace eighteen months earlier, the younger sister of Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes reappears in Britain and is determined to run her life her way, regardless of what either of her brothers have to say about the matter! Includes disciplinary spankings, don't read if that doesn't appeal to you.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 204,648 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC - Complete
Nico di Angelo and the Prisoner of Azkaban by MissSwissish reviews
Nico's back at Hogwarts, and he's in trouble as his luck at locating Horcruxes is dwindling. With a monster as a teacher and both students and professors getting more and more suspicious, it's now a question of when, not if, his secret will be revealed. T for safety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,474 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Eradan by Elipsa reviews
On a Halloween night, a green spell is magically rebounded to kill a Dark Lord. The toddler is sent to an alternate universe from the backlash. The Boy-Who-Lived is raised by the Eldar and Dúnedain as the son of Aragorn. One Dark Lord is destroyed, but what of new ones? AU. SEQUEL STARTED
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Gandalf, Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Infinite Stars by xXCourageousXx reviews
Prequel One-Shot for To Touch The Stars. "Spock, there is no alternatives. You only have one life, one chance, which is why you have to make the most of the time that you do have with those you love." Spock Prime had told his younger self. Oh, how the elder Vulcan wished he had taken his own advice.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Hermione G., Spock] Spock Prime - Complete
Fours POV after Peter attacks Tris by frozenbutmelting reviews
Fours POV on the apartment scene after Peter, Drew, and Al attack Tris. Read and review please! FOURTRIS
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Unite All the Houses by Ekhomegan reviews
After the Sorting Hat's song, in fifth year, Neville and a friend make a stand against the prejudice staining Hogwarts. A small Drabble on what might've happened if someone had said, 'no, it's time to work together, no more prejudice, or discrimination, we fight for our freedom, as one.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Complete
A Stitch in Time by cassikat reviews
AU. Dumbledore should never have left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep unattended. Now someone else has found him, and what will become of the Wizarding World with Harry raised by the most pragmatic genius in the universe?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,661 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - The Rani, Harry P.
Eye of the Storm by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Ten year old Harry Potter finds a dusty fob watch in the attic, and has no idea how this will change his life and destiny forever.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hobbit and The Snow Queen by moviedragon009 reviews
After fleeing her kingdom out of fear, a former Queen has found peace in a foreign world. But what happens when a wandering wizard and a company of dwarfs (plus one hobbit) seek her help in reclaiming a lost kingdom?
Crossover - Hobbit & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,324 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Bilbo B., Gandalf, Thorin, Elsa - Complete
The White Witch and the Snow Queen by Alarose reviews
Elsa isn't quite sure what's going on, she just wants to get home but she's listening to whatever the big lion says because there's just something about him that's bothering her. Oneshot.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Aslan, Elsa - Complete
The Wolf, Goat and Pegasus by Blackout785 reviews
Remus replaces/is/merges with Annabeth, fem!Percy, AU. More info inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,581 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Remus L., Annabeth C., Percy J.
Alternative Factor: Five Hundred to One by malarial Marie reviews
Spock found with minimal effort his mind melded easily to hers- he only needed to consider it and they locked together as though through some sort of magnetic attraction. Her mind was a sharp presence, precise and linear, her thoughts jumping from one thing to the next in a rational progression. Probability of romance currently calculated at 35 percent
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,759 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Hermione G., Spock
Lost by Cahaya Sidur reviews
Lucy stumbles into Albion, and asks to get back home. Merlin, along with Arthur, who discovers his secret, helps her around the castle. This is a fic regarding her reactions to some characters.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Lucy Pevensie, Merlin] [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere] - Complete
The Price of Life by Almadynis Rayne reviews
At the beginning of Arda, the Valar had to bargain with Death to extend the life of the Elves. Everything has a price. Untold eons later, Harry Potter, now down with his part in the war, comes to realize what being Death's Master means and despairs. As he tries to take his own life, Death's bargain with the Valar takes effect. elfling!Harry *ON HIATUS*
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Harry P., Legolas, Elrohir, Thranduil
The Alien Encounter by SquirrelWho reviews
When Rose's past comes back to haunt her she finds herself torn between the detective she's falling for and the doctor who stole her heart, but when her life is threatened can Sherlock and the Doctor work together to save her or will they wind up destroying their only chance at happiness? Roselock
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 64,674 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Rose T., 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H. - Complete
Conversation over Coffee by weir'wyvern-85 reviews
When Merlin walks into Granny's diner, he finds a boy sitting by himself at one of the booths and decides to talk to him, and their conversation leads to a small discussion on magic. Oneshot.
Crossover - Merlin & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Complete
Nico and Luna by 2Wolves reviews
Nico gets in trouble with his father, and as punishment he is sent to Hogwarts. (this summary sucks, but i didn't know what else to say.) written for K. K's bday. hope you all enjoy it! MAJOR FLUFF.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Luna L. - Complete
The Little Sorcerer by TheGreenNGoldAvenger reviews
It all starts when Merlin finds Arthur unconscious in the middle of the forest with a small boy by his side. What happened to Arthur, who did this, and why is the Great Dragon uneased by that boy?
Crossover - Merlin & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Merlin, Loki - Complete
Better by FionaTailynn reviews
Prequel to Star Trek: Into Darkness: Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Detective, always proud to take the easy way out of situations, is asked for a genetic probe by the mysterious Human Genetics Mutation Academy to try and build the perfect human being. His name is Khan, and he is a flawless replica of Sherlock. Only better. But Khan grows out of control and only Sherlock can stop him.
Crossover - Sherlock & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The two half bloods by simonDAgreat reviews
Magnus met someone in the alley.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Nico A., Magnus B. - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by MissSwissish reviews
Petunia overhears a troubling converstion. Because Privet Drive couldn't be THAT oblivious. Mentions child neglect
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Queen's Champion by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy is betrayed by the person he trusted most. Not what you expect, you'll see. Lost, he vanished without a trace. He returns a different man with a close relationship with the least likely goddess. No HOO...yet. What will happen when new threats rise. Will he fight? No percabeth whatsoever in this fic. Complete!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 179,818 - Reviews: 4527 - Favs: 4,370 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] Hera, Hestia - Complete
Margret Potter, Daughter of Athena by Harpygirl24 reviews
Fem Harry! Margret Potter didn't go to Hogwarts when she was eleven; instead she stayed at Camp Half-Blood. Three years later she's kidnapped by none other than Albus Dumbledore for her protection. She's nothing like what Dumbledore thinks her to be. A Harry Potter/Percy Jackson crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P., Athena - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Greasy Git by l0stinl0ve reviews
AU. Slytherin!Hermione. Follows Hermione Granger from the moment she learns she's a witch until first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,938 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Dr. Granger
What Did Hermione Win? by Ms-Figg reviews
Snape and Hermione carry on a rather strange conversation witnessed by Harry and Ron who can't tell what the heck is going on. Can you?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When Two Worlds Collide by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
A year had already passed ever since the Telmarines were defeated. All was well in Narnia. Until one day, a prophecy was revealed and a certain bushy-haired bookworm found herself lost in a world where magic was… different. BONUS CHAPTER IS UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,468 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Hermione G., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The NotSoForgotten Realm by Child of the Dragon reviews
Drizzt falls into our world. Whoopies.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Drizzt D.
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Admiration by tonktonk reviews
Rollond's view of Hal.
Brotherband Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hal Mikkelson, Rollond
Nico di Angelo and the Chamber of Secrets by MissSwissish reviews
Nico is back, and he's on the hunt for horcruxes. But when the Chamber of Secrets is opened, and the monster set free, what will the Son of Hades choose, his mission, or his friends?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,460 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Nico DiAngelo and the Crazy Stick People by hippiechic13 reviews
After a shadow traveling incident Nico is sent to Britain. With his luck he manages to get himself stuck in Grimmauld place. Will he get rescued or be stuck with a bunch of crazy stick people who call themselves wizards?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,113 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Penpals by nekoanima reviews
What if Harry had a pen pal as a child another boy who was all alone? Harry makes friends with the young Tom Riddle as their letters bounce through time to the one they needed the most.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 95,588 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Changed Perspectives 3: Life with the Dursleys by Amledo reviews
What if Harry had been welcomed at Privet Drive? Set in my Changed Perspectives universe so read them in order. This fic covers Harry's childhood and counts as a prequel fic. Features Loving!Dursleys and Harry and Dudley as friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
A New Student by SevandArty reviews
What happens when Artemis discovers that Holly has kept secret the existence of another type of Mud-Man? Well, Severus Snape, for one thing. And Artemis has to learn how to handle his new classes at a new school. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,784 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Severus S., Artemis F. - Complete
An Ordinary Pocketwatch by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Most people tend to assume that John Watson is unremarkable and ordinary. Except that he isn't, not really. Doctor Who crossover. Complete.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 115 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W. - Complete
Fatal HalfBloods by Miz636 reviews
They hadn't expected this; they hadn't wanted this. Who would want to be captured by people who wielded wooden sticks and managed to use magic as well as a child of Hecate/Trivia and were utterly insane? AU. One-Shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
The Return of the Dragon Riders by Estrid2006 reviews
this is the last book of the Fellowship of the Egg trilogy! please read and leave a review!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,921 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Peregrin T., Eragon S.
The Return of the Dragon Riders, The last chapters by Ocadioan reviews
This is the last 11 chapters of The fellowship of the egg trilogy, meaning that you have to have read those before reading this. The fellowship of the egg was written pre-Brisingr, but the author stopped it halfway trough the last part.Update every 2 days
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,401 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
A Sense of Freedom by Fyrie reviews
Mulan is pleasantly surprised when she is given a new post by the Emperor, but nothing ever goes quite as she expected it. Written for Yuletide 2011
Crossover - Mulan & Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Mulan, Jasmine - Complete
Nico di Angelo and the Philosopher's Stone by MissSwissish reviews
The Philosopher's Stone's creation is an insult to Hades. Therefore when it's safety is questioned, everyone's favourite Ghost King is sent to have it destroyed. How will Hogwarts cope with a moody demigod as a pupil?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P., Nico A. - Complete
Magic Trick by Daniella Jones reviews
Post Hogwarts and TLO. Harry's an Auror and he runs into Percy while chasing a Death Eater in the streets of New York. Percy, being a demigod, attracts an Acromantula. What happens afterwards? Percy goes missing! I changed the description. NO SLASH!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
Songs in the Dark by secooper87 reviews
The White Witch rules Narnia with an iron fist, fearing only the prophecy which foretells her downfall. But then a Time Lord appears in Narnia. He could be the answer to all her prayers, or he could be the cause of her destruction. Now whumpy!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,627 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Book 6: The ELEMENT of Surprise by owlgirl16 reviews
Rachel forgets while on vacation that she's going to a new school, so of course, the others help her...Look out Hogwarts! Percy 5 are going to Magic School.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,724 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Percy J. - Complete
The End of the World As We Know It by RestfulInsomniac reviews
The Sorting Hat should never meet Max Ride or her Voice... Sadly, it does.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Sorting Hat, Max - Complete
Nico diAngelo and the House on Grimmauld Place by Eowebrinda reviews
Nico shadow travels to London and breaks into Number 11, Grimmauld Place to stay the night. He sets off an alarm system Moody set up to know if anyone was trying to find Number 12. Naturally, the wizards have to bring him in.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,314 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Sirius B., Nico A. - Complete
Best Laid Plans by gqmfacacia reviews
Vulcans have been studying the Na'vi. As per the Prime Directive, they have been unaware. Now that Vulcan has been destroyed, the Enterprise has been asked to retrieve all the monitoring stations so that the Na'vi don't discover them.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2011 - N. Uhura, Neytiri - Complete
Flight of Death by Winters of Despair reviews
Psuedo-immortality was as much as Voldemort was ever going to be able to achieve. And if Hades isn't allowed to directly drag him down to his realm, then his son, Nico, is more than willing to do it for him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 90 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Voldemort, Nico A. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 311 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Something of a Gift by cubye4 reviews
If the Dursleys really didn’t care that much about Harry, who was the one who got him his glasses? Well, read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Meadows of Heaven by Mystical Magician reviews
Harry Potter crossover. Queens of Narnia and wizardry do not mix. Susan Minerva Pevensie-McGonagall has been walking a fine line for decades.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,715 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Minerva M., Susan Pevensie - Complete
The Two Battles by Estrid2006 reviews
this is my sequel to The Fellowship of the Egg where the Fellowship was sent to Alagaseia and one of them became a Dragon Rider! The story continues with "The Return of the Dragon Riders"! Check it out!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,545 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
Past, Present, Future by Virgo reviews
Cleaning up the aftermath of the War, Dairine spends an afternoon at the Crossing. There's a police box there, bigger on the inside than the outside. YW/DW Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Young Wizards - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Fellowship of the Egg by Estrid2006 reviews
crossover of Eragon and LOTR. When Saruman sends the Fellowship to Alagaesia using the Ancient Language, they find themselves with a suprise. one of the Fellowship is the new Dragon Rider! FINISHED! Sequel is called the Two Battles!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,163 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Peregrin T., Eragon S. - Complete
What Happened to the Dursleys? by PrincessMelissa83 reviews
A small oneshot that I came up with after reading the Order of the Phoenix. Just a little what if that would take place during the time of the epilogue of Deathly Hallows which I was a bad girl and read. A little pay back for the Dursleys...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Betrothed by lightbird reviews
[AU] Mulan returned home after the war, her secret undiscovered, now preparing to marry the man that she was betrothed to as a child, who turns out to be Shang. Things get complicated when they're both summoned for a new mission. [COMPLETE]
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,781 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
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The Heroes of Olympus go to Hogwarts reviews
The seven plus Nico, Reyna, and Lou Ellen go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter and destroy horcruxes. T because demigods are T.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014
In our world reviews
Drizzt ends up in our world somehow at an over-nights trip for fifth grade! Before you tell me I did a typo, I meant to put over-nights. Please R&R.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014
One-shot Dumbledore and the Mirror of Erised
Dumbledore's point of view. WARNING! Contains spoilers from the first and seventh books!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Escape from a dragon's cave reviews
An orc army raids an elf's village. Artemis Entreri drags her to a dragon's cave in her sleep. Please R&R . Set around Starless Night and Siege of Darkness. Rated T for blood.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Artemis E.
Drizzt in Tortall reviews
Drizzt is swept up by a spell that was supposed to take Daine to Faerun, and instead transporting him to Tortall. A week or two later, the wizard who cast the spell is still trying to reverse it. The dark elves have tracked down Drizzt and prepare for an assault on Tortall.
Crossover - Forgotten Realms & Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Drizzt D., Daine S.