Lombadia Greenleaf
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The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
Curse of the Elf and Ranger by Erestor reviews
Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean by Raven-Padfoot-Marauder reviews
Jack leaves for years thinking something. Jack has a child, Will and Elizabeth have a child. Something happens to one of them, and the other goes to rescue. ON HOLD.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,828 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 1/8/2004
Among the Mumakil by Erestor reviews
Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Happy Hunting by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
The Lesser of Four Evils by queen of the imps reviews
[Based on both movies, the book, and the TV ads] When Charlie refuses to come to the facotry, Depp!Wonka tries to choose another child. When that doesn't work, he tries to clone himself, but that leads to even stranger occurrences...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 7/25/2005
Email Wars, Darth Vader's bad day by takearealitycheck reviews
Darth Vader's computer isn't working very well...and his employees aren't cooperating with him either...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Darth Vader
Chocolate Covered Cherries by Katu-Bunny reviews
Willy Wonka fanfiction. Based mostly on the new Johnny Depp movie, but also a lot of the books and the Gene Wilder version. Premovie. Nicole gets dared to sneak into the old Wonka factory, and when she does, she gets a lot more than she bargained for.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004
Broken Hearts, Shattered Lives by mistopurr reviews
When the King of Mirkwood loses his wife, he has to learn to love again before it is too late for his young son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,730 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Legolas - Complete
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Fallen Angels by mistopurr reviews
A shadow fell long ago on Greenwood the Great, and now it is Mirkwood, home not only to the Elves, but also to the minions of Sauron. Inside are words shared between a father and a son: words of despair, words of defeat, words of lost hope.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Legolas - Complete
They Call Him Splat by Isithrarith reviews
When disaster strikes, Legolas and some random Elves, along with an unlikely hero, set out to save Arod and all the duct tape on this side of the Bruinen. "May the Grace of the Valar procect you." -Arwen. First fic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Legolas
Lonesome Confectioner Seeks True Love by vanillafluffy reviews
Just suppose Mr. Willie Wonka decided to have an heir the old fashioned way, instead of all that business with the Golden Tickets...and he attempted to find a partner via a personal ad...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Prisoner of the Mind by mistopurr reviews
PREQUEL to 'A Brother's Jealousy'. When a terrible tradgedy occurs in Mirkwood, it changes everything for a once perfect family. Nothing will ever be the same again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 109,809 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2004 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Complete
Harry's World by amaila1313 reviews
Harry Potter had always wondered what hi life would be like if his parents hadn't died at the hands of Lord Voldamort. I'm really bad at writing summaries so just read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/15/2004
Afternoon Tea by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
In Rivendell after the Council of Elrond, Pippin finds a friend in the least likely person imaginable. (Bookverse. No slash.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Peregrin T.
Times of Trial by Erestor reviews
There’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Diversions by Erestor reviews
Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Entombed! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Of the Vacation by Kokui reviews
This is one of those 'Fellowship in Modern Times' things. But this has a lovely trip to Italy in it, planned by the most annoyingly adorible Hobbit, Pippin! Good thing he has Elvish and Adult supervision. Too bad they are just as immature as the Hobbit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Peregrin T., Legolas
Glorfindel is a Chicken? by Captain Mandie reviews
Glorfindel gets covered in honey and feathers by the twins and swears revenge. one things turns into another until no one knows who is pranking who anymore. Chapter Four Now Up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Elrohir, Glorfindel
Captured by the Past by mistopurr reviews
SEQUEL to 'A Brother's Jealousy'. The past never dies, and this is made clear to the Fellowship, in a time of horror and fear.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 128,978 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Complete
Just Like Old Times by Erestor reviews
The Fellowship reunites to defeat a new evil. Parody of those stories were Pippin is always cute and depressed, Gimli does nothing, and Legolas just can't stop saving the day. REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Legolas - Complete
A Brother's Jealousy by mistopurr reviews
There has always been a tension between Legolas and one of his brothers. But what happens when one of them takes things too far?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,164 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
Did I Say Bosom? by Baylor reviews
In which Merry is a very, very naughty hobbit. FOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2003
The Importance of Being Aragorn reviews
Arwen had always had a strange desire to date someone named Aragorn, so she decides to put an ad in the paper...BONUS: How Estel became Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2005 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Arwen U., Aragorn