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Joined 04-13-01, id: 58614, Profile Updated: 10-11-13
Author has written 32 stories for Pokémon, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, everyone!

My name is Car and I am 25 years old. I am a preschool, reading, writing, and math teacher.

My hobbies include running, spending way more time on the internet that can be healthy, eating generally unhealthy food, driving around listening to music because songs always sound better in the car, watching cooking and wedding shows with my mother, reading, drawing stupid little comics and writing silly fanfiction.

I don't consider myself to be a writer. I'm an entertainer who writes stuff! I have no training in writing beyond like, one creative writing class like back when I was in high school. Because of this, you may find errors in spelling, grammar, plot, etc. I do not claim myself to be a professional!

That being said, I love talking to people, so please feel free to PM me anytime or visit one of the websites below if you would rather contact me that way!

I don't have any friends who are into Hetalia so like, seriously guys, talk to me. XD My boyfriend is super tired of my nerdness and would like me to stop bugging him with it. XD

Thanks for taking the time to read my profile, and hope you enjoy my fanfics!!

-Car


My DeviantArt! Consists mostly of stupid little comics. I don't update this much anymore. XD

My tumblr! Also includes a small collection of drabbles I've written that are kinda cool, so check them out!


Fic art done by awesome people who made my dream come true! If you would like to draw some fanart of my stories, PLEASE DO! Just contact me so I can check it out and link it up here! I think it's the coolest thing in like, the entire world and will love you forever. XD

Thanks for the Pranks

OrangePlum:
I Declare a Prank War
Adorable
Sultry River Raft
Overload

Gentleman and the Pea

MochaMuffin: Doujin!
Gentleman and the Pea

Executive Residence

RyuuseiRosuto:
Yes he can...

Run Fast, Turn Left

invisibleinnocence:

Run Fast, Turn Left Movie Poster


Fics that have been inspired by my fics! Thanks so much!!

Thanks for the Pranks

Alix Cohen- Day Pass
Or, Why Prussia Is Banned From Disneyworld. Follow-up to "Thanks for the Pranks" by Car. Background USUK and Spamano; platonic Bad Touch.


The amazing little pic you see for Run Fast, Turn Left, was made my my amazing friend Ellarose C! (tumblr at: ) :D Go check her out for some amazing fics and amazing artworks! Because she is amazing! :D

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A Celebration of Love Between Man and Animal by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur wants to have a professional photo shoot of him and his beloved cat, Crumpet. He's nervous as hell about being ridiculed for it, but luckily his stunning photographer turns out to be just as much of a dorky cat lover as he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/16/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Bullseye by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom's finest archer, hoped to take home a medal from the 2012 London Olympics. He never expected he would take home a boyfriend as well. USUK. Olympics AU. Mutual one-sided fluff with a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
El Caballero y el Guisante by REMULA BLACK reviews
Cada par de décadas, uno de los jefes de Estados Unidos tenía la idea en su cabeza de que su nación no era exactamente la representación de cómo debería ser el mismo. Lástima que Alfred tiene normas y formas muy raras y extrañas de eliminar a los débiles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Strange Powers by Tinstars reviews
America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,655 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Emotional by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
Ash just wishes that Misty would be nicer, or maybe more sarcastic, or maybe a cheerleader or a genius, anyone other than who she is. The Legendaries have no problem arranging that, but, in the end, is it really what he wants? AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,272 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Love and War by Spruceton Spook reviews
Ash and Co. paint the town red...wait, make that pink...okay, so it's just Professor Oak's preserve...at the Annual Pallet Paintball Game. AAMR challenge by Llyxius.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,065 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/6/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Saving the World by Meredith T. Tasaki reviews
Giovanni abducts Ash for a final duel and deosn't get what he bargained for.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/20/2002 - Complete
Slumber Party by Llyxius reviews
Or, The Return of Ashley. Brock and Tracey convince Ash to dress up as a girl and infiltrate a slumber party Misty is attending. PG for pranks and other girl stuff, AAML...*complete!* ^_~
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,652 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2002 - Published: 12/21/2001 - Complete
Just Give Me One Dance by Wild Growlithe reviews
My holiday fic. A piece of fluff that was sorta inspired by the pokemon christmas soundtrack (now that's something new and different) and dedicated to all my fellow Pokeshippers!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/17/2001
Catch You Today, Kiss You Tomorrow by Mishakal reviews
Part 1 of a fic that will be three parts long if people like it. Anyway, this involves a race (more like a chase, actually) with a pretty interesting prize. Ash doesn't seem too happy...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2001 - Published: 10/6/2000
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Being One of the Responsible Nations reviews
England bit his lip, chancing a glance at at his neighboring nations and slipping his phone out of his pocket. No one would notice him sending one little text message to the handsome American across the table, would they? Of course not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/30/2014 - America, England/Britain
Stairway to Heaven reviews
He stood out to Alfred the moment he saw him. Of course, it wasn't hard to stand out in a fitness center when you're wearing a sweater vest, khakis, and loafers, but that's totally beside the point. (Cute little USUK Drabble!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Run Fast, Turn Left reviews
Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,936 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - America, England/Britain
I Show Not Your Face reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Above, Over, and Beyond the System reviews
MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/6/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Standby reviews
Arthur was never going to fly standby ever again. Sure, it was convenient that his brother was a pilot and could get him tickets a fourth of the price of a regular ticket, but that didn't do him any bloody good when he spent six hours at the airport because he couldn't get on a flight. Oh well, at least he could admire that cute American while he waited... USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dead End reviews
Solidifying in his mind the fact that this whole thing was entirely Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio's fault, he bit back his tears and promised himself to murder them once he was out of this corn maze. IF he ever got out of the corn maze. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Firelight Fears reviews
Pokemon!AU "Are you crying?" "What? No!" Alfred exclaimed, finally spinning to face Arthur and revealing his red and puffy eyes. "Pokemon Masters don't cry, don't be silly! I was just puttin' out the fire and some ash got in my eye, no big deal!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Love Match reviews
Pokemon!AU. Alfred and Arthur finally arrive at the next gym, only to find that the gym leader, Francis, seems far more interested in Arthur than his battle with Alfred. Alfred is NOT amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - America, England/Britain
Freudian Trip reviews
"O-oh, right, of course," England mumbled, absently fumbling around with his papers in a vain attempt to act like he WASN'T just daydreaming about getting it on with America on various pieces of IKEA furniture.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Presidential Initiation reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,294 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Cold December Night reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Boss Fight reviews
It's not always sunshine and rainbows at the White House. "Neither of you are perfect. As much as you would both love to think that the other is, you both have some serious issues that you have to overcome if this is going to work."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/2/2011 - America - Complete
Mother Knows Best reviews
America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Polly Want a Cracker reviews
England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Gentleman and the Pea reviews
Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
I Messages reviews
It really is a very simple communication strategy. First, look them in the eye and say their name. Then you tell them how they make you feel and why they make you feel like this. Finally, tell them what it is you want them to do about it. See? Simple!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Comfort, Calmness, Confidence reviews
"Do you know how many keys I have? A lot. I have a lot of freakin' keys." America loses every key he owns, which is a lot, if you missed that, and retraces his steps to try and find them. Simple enough, right? Like his life could be that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - America
I Wont Ask for Much this Christmas reviews
"Fun?" England gasped. "What part of sitting on a smelly old fat man's lap is fun to you? Unless of course, there's some disturbing fetish of yours I'm unaware of." Fun Christmas shenanigans with America and England. Merry Christmas, everyone!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Left in Stitches reviews
It was an accident! America didn't mean to hurt the President, but after some unfortunate elbow-to-mouth contact in an after Thanksgiving basketball game, his boss found himself with twelve spanking new stitches in his lip. Happy holidays, indeed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2010 - America - Complete
Crushed reviews
England fumed. France smiled. "Since it is obvious you are head over heals crushing on young Amérique, I shall leave you to your attempts at romanticizing our sweet idiote hero."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hard Times and Strange Minds reviews
"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - America, England/Britain
Someone is Checking You Out! reviews
Stupid frog...England was NOT lonely. And he CERTAINLY didn't need to join a bloody online dating website.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Thanks for the Pranks reviews
Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,335 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Stand Beside Her and Guide Her reviews
The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/10/2010 - America - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Executive Residence reviews
“What the hell are you doing?” Biting his lip self-consciously, America rubbed the back of his neck. “Funny story...Boss kicked me out.” Just another normal visit to America for England!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Guess It's Christmas Time reviews
A collection of various unrelated pokeshipping Christmas stories! Updated every week until Christmas hopefully , to help get everyone in the holly jolly mood! Pokeshipping. AAML.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,694 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
I'm an Idiot reviews
I am," Misty insisted, "I’m the biggest idiot in the world. I do stupid things and get myself into stupid situations because I’m an idiot." Brock smiled to himself, “This involves Ash, doesn’t it?” Pokeshipping, AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Roof of All Evil reviews
After an unfortunate accident, Ash and Misty find themselves stuck on the roof of Professor Oak's lab! Will anyone come to their rescue before Misty gets a chance to kill Ash? Ash's POV, AAML
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Snake reviews
Ash, Misty and Brock get a cell phone, only Ash becomes a LITTLE obsessive with one of the games on it... One shot. Kinda Pokeshipish.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Regular Chaos reviews
As Ash, May, Brock and Masato are on their way back to Pallet to take a brake before the Hoenn league, they run into an old friend coughMistycough. What jealousies, romances, and adventures await them now? WITH NEW TEXT ADDED TO CHAP.11
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,409 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 6/8/2003 - Complete