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Joined 07-03-14, id: 5866177, Profile Updated: 09-10-15
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

c o r r i n n e

i have a granny name which is really stupid

seventeen year old with temper issues. i like throwing phones, so what?

KISHI NEEDS TO MAKE HAS MADE NARUHINA CANON DEAR LORD ABOVE I AM BEGGING YOU THANK YOU.

alliterations are always awesome.

I nurse questionable obsessions with anime, sci-fi and murder mysteries. I also enjoy the occasional chick flick. AND adventure books. gosh i'm weird.

Current ships:

NaruHina (CUTEST SHIP EVER asdfghjkl)

KakaSaku (sorry Sasuke, sexy older man beats asexual chicken-butt-head any day. I still love you though )

KibaIno (yum.)

ShikaTem (pure smex. Yes I am a shika girl)

Ten/Rose ( yesssss.)

Dramione (HOTHOTHOT)

PeeNiss (dat ship name tho. come on. you kNOW it's more interesting thanEverLark)

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nothing on you by Callista Miralni reviews
Sequel to "of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings." For three years, he struggled to live; she refused to dream. In which, Sakura finds a reason to live and Sasuke begins to dream. "You..." "What?" "... are incredible." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,847 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/5/2018 - Published: 10/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
The Bush Clover by FreakyKitty13 reviews
Post War, Ino Yamanaka picks up the pieces of her life and moves forward. My take on Ino and how she ended up with Sai. Rating may change on later chapters. Expect some Ino character development, angst, humor and romance. Canon pairings mostly. NaruHina SasuSaku SaiIno ShikaTema ChoKarui. Enjoy xoxo Cover art is by twitter user @ikxxki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,482 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 6/7/2017 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [Ino Y., Sai] Sakura H., Team Ten
The Last Hirameki by leafygirl reviews
Kakashi owes his allegiance to Konoha, but when blood ties call him away to another country, he struggles to leave the things he never knew he wanted in the first place. kakasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,528 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sleepovers by Saccharine and Sour reviews
Just because we can't be kids again doesn't mean we can't act like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Transformation by Saccharine and Sour reviews
Her elegance as she dances on the water stirs up memories from long ago, which leave him both frozen and more than a little red.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Team Eight - Complete
Of Melodies and Maladies by Saccharine and Sour reviews
Sick days are better spent together. Misery loves company, after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Children will be children by Dantriestobeproductive reviews
Kakashi had a stalker in the form of a six years old child hellbent in making his life miserable. Murder was being considered.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 59 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by JinnySkeans reviews
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,462 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Sakura's-Perverted-Inner reviews
Where Sakura is the official owner of Uchiha Sasuke who has been cursed to turn into a cat. Sharing an apartment, going on missions, Sasuke's jealous moods and...meeting the Haruno family. What could go right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,317 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wither Away by Caffeine and Cigarettes reviews
NaruHina. "Someday, I will be strong enough to lift not one but both of us." —COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Into the Future by ichilover3 reviews
As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,015 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 3,805 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
of bubble tea, sushi, lists, memories and meetings by Callista Miralni reviews
For three years, he was her mother's favorite whim; she was a constant fixture. In which, Sakura is regularly humiliated and Sasuke quietly observes. "What would you like to drink?" "... hot tea." SasuSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,679 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Tender Loving Care by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. One-shot. For a man who claimed to hate hospitals so much, Kakashi sure did spend a lot of time in them. And Sakura was finally beginning to understand just why...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,730 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 197 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Confession Scenario by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Minato chooses the worst time to say all the things that matter. Kushina wonders if that's supposed to be a genius thing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tact and Respect by mybabu reviews
Just a light hearted one shot. Sakura is bored, Naruto is lonely and Sasuke is a smartass. “And talk in full sentences, dobe,” added Sasuke, smirking, “she won’t understand ‘Ug Ug.’ ”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Windswept reviews
Like a silent breeze, she arrived into their lives. The story of a princess and a thief. Or is it? (NaruHina Historical AU)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Gleam of an Unshed Tear reviews
For war had come, and war had gone, leaving Hyuuga Hinata in the dust, screaming silently in anguish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Night on the Kaori reviews
Be as attached to Naruto-kun as possible without seeming too clingy. Be effortlessly sexy but not trashy. Be possessive of Naruto-kun. He's your man. Oh Kami. Hinata's going on an undercover mission - on a yacht cruise, of all the places - with Naruto. Has the Hyuuga heiress bitten off more than she can chew?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
of pervy former-senseis and crazy pink haired medics reviews
#2: Hey There Sakura- Kakashi ponders on his growing attraction towards the pink haired time-bomb known as Haruno Sakura. Kakasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
The Rokudaime reviews
Naruto enjoys most of the things that come under the job description of Hokage. But spoilt, rich fangirls? Absolutely not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete