AznN3rd
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Joined 05-09-04, id: 586708
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

Hello mortal. You have entered the realm of the Queen of the Nerds.

For those of you pathetic souls not current with l33t, AznN3rd=Asian Nerd. This is the pure essence of what I am. I am one of those souls that live in the library, invisible to the untrained eye. I may be mocked by the foolish souls known as "preps", but they will feel my wrath when I rule the world.

Name: AznN3rd

Gender: Female

Color: Black.

~~~I LOVE CLOUD! I LOVE CLOUD! I LOVE CLOUD! I LOVE CLOUD! I LOVE CLOUD! I LOVE CLOUD! ~~~

(...Just had to get that out there...)

Likes: People who understand me (which is why my friends are so wierd =P), Final Fantasy (anyone who knows me, knows that this like is more like an obession), Fellow Nerds/Geeks, Swimming (Yeah, a NERD is on a swim team. Got a problem?), Going to anime cons, Pocky, Ramune, etc.

Dislikes: Preps. (Are they even human?), people with over sized egos, People who mock my friends(They won't even be breathing), shopping, normal people, etc.

Favorite Video Games: Any Final Fantasy game, Zelda games, Kingdom Hearts (I, COM,&II), World of Warcraft, Mario games (Super Mario for the NES in praticular), Sonic Games, Ninja Gaiden, Pokemon, Chrono Triger, Xenosaga, Dragon Quest, Dance Dance Revolution, Ratchet and Clank, Anything by Insomniac Games, anything Miyamoto can crap out, almost everything Square-Enix produces, The Sims (2, all expansion packs), Sim City (1-4), Harvest Moon (either of them), Megaman games (repetitive, but who cares?), Grand Turismo, Splinter Cell Chaos Theory, Star Wars Battle Front (I/II), Halo, etc. etc.

Sakaguchi ownz Miyamoto in every way, size, shape, and form. End of story.

Music: L'acr en Cial James Blunt, Beyonce, Sean Paul, P!nk, Dir en Grey, BoA, Fall Out Boy, Bond, All American Rejects, Nobou Uesmatsu/Black Mages (BEST COMPOSER EVER. No if's, and's, but's about it!), Living Sacrifice, D.C. Talk, AC/DC. Kiss, Utada Hikaru, Yoko Shimomaru, Evanescence, Durude, My Chemical Romance, Nickleback, Greenday, Gorillaz, Aretha Franklin, Jimi Hendrix(Can you say "God of Guitars?), Metallica, Asian Kung Fu Generation, Stevie Wonder, Polysics, Ray Charles, Moby, Norah Jones, Bach, Chopin, Mozart, Andrew Llyod Webber, Tebali, 3 Doors Down, U2, Survivor, Al Hirt, Maynard Ferguson, Weezer, Papa Roach, Dashboard Confessional, Breaking Benjamin, Nightmeru, Year 200X, The Megas, etc. etc. (There is a lot I have forgotten XD)

T.V. Shows: XPlay, Attack of the show, Game Icons, Smallville, 20/20, Dateline, Star Treck, Stargate SG-1.

Anime/Manga: Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits Basket, AzuManga Daioh, The One I Love (basicly, anything by CLAMP), Girl Got Game (messed up, but funny), Chobits (take out the overused nudity, and you'd get the perfect anime), Tsubasa, Naruto, Yotsuba, YuYu Hakusho, Hellsing, Dramacon, OffBeat, Devil May Cry 3, Card Capter Sakura, .hack// sign, Angelic Layer, Case Closed, Giglamesh, Chrono Crusade, Bizenghast, X/1999, XDay, D.N. Angel, FLCL, Jing King of Bandits,
Jing King of Bandits-Twlight Tails, Kare Kano, Kingdom Hearts, Kodocha, Death Note, Prince of Tenis, XXXHolic, GunSlinger Girls, HunterXhunter, Sgt. Frog, Tokyo Bablon, Marmalade Boy, Wolf's Rain, Hikaru No Go, Whistle, Ayashi no Ceres, God Child, Imadoki!, The ART of Angel Sancuary, Fuugi Yugi, Marmalade Boy, Zodiac P.I., Absolute Boyfriend, etc. etc. (Once again, there is a lot I have forgotten XD)

Random Hobbies: D&D (I told you, I'm a nerd!) and attending random anime conventions. (So far, Metrocon was my favorite)


Quotes:

Your dog has a sexual attraction to my left arm!" Devin, talking about my dog, Pikachu.

"You uncouth ruffian!" Lauren

Active monkeys stay lean, while couch-potato monkeys get fat -- no matter how much they eat." Shannon

"Ah, you're a tasty looking butterball! I want you in my belly! Fat Bastard" Shannon

"OMG! YOU HAVE AN AKWARD MOLE ON YOUR LEFT SPLEEN." A random guy at school.

"I pwn j00 u p@th3t1c p13c3 0f cr@p" Me

"Colonel Mustang looks dead sexy in a mini skirt!" Vic Micnogna And Aaron Dismuke (The voice acters of Ed and Al from FMA at AFO)


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Too Far Over the Edge by Kintora reviews
An accident left her mute and parentless long ago. Now in high school, everyone ignores her or makes fun of her. No one seems to know that she's falling apart inside... until her worst enemy, Sora, realizes she'll break beyond repair. SK, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 87,967 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Sora, Kairi
You, Me, Her and the Wolf by Faela reviews
Set at the end of Who are you? what Willow thought was a draconian katra wasn't, now Faith and Buffy are some where else and still in each other's bodies. Now what is Anita Blake going to do with two six year old slayers.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 9/29/2006
Cid's Little Girl by Paillette reviews
A love story amidst assassination, abduction, seduction, and war. COMPLETE
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 80,181 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Gippal, Rikku - Complete
online crack by fritzer reviews
Someone thinks Sora is a sexy beast. sora.surprise total and complete crack. you are warned. by request of AznN3rd.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Sora - Complete
Yuffie and the Homeroom Quest of Gayness! by fritzer reviews
Yuffie has come to a horrible conclusion: all the boys in her homeroom are gay! Now she and whoever she can turn to the darkside of fangirlism are out to find out the truth.....and pair up the cutest guys. Shonenai obviously and het. No bashing on girl
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006
The Burning of Hundred Acre Wood by fritzer reviews
Axel has been sent to turn Winnie the Pooh into a heartless. Too bad he's got a short temper and control of fire. Sora's going to have a heart attack!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Axel - Complete
Will You Play with Me? by Mistress Zelda reviews
A Organization XIII based Oneshot. Complete with Zexion as the narrator, DDR with Axel and Roxas, Lexaeus crying, and Zexion's Footnotes of Joy! Warning! Contains personality exaggerations!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Zexion - Complete
Take Some of My Love by Tohrue reviews
Sora, the most popular boy in school, is placed on a bet to see how far he can get with Kairi one of the Highschool's outcasts and then dump her. Only one thing goes wrong Sora starts to develop feelings for her when he isn't supposed to. SK
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,521 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 5/17/2004
His Machina Heart by felizzya reviews
The Gullwings have parted, everyone going their own ways. Rikku is lonely now, but she finds her strength in the eye of a certain Al Bhed. RikkuxGippal. Rated T to be safe. CH 6 UP!
Final Fantasy X-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,926 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Rikku, Gippal
When Two Worlds Meet by Lover of Literacy reviews
Discontinued
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,732 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005
Closed Door by Claire M C reviews
A knock on the door in the middle of the night can change everything...Ensemble fic, mainly BuffySpike friendship fic dark in places
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Buffy S., Spike
Nothing Says I Love You More by Paper Bear reviews
A silly take on Sephiroth and Aeris because nothing says I love you more than a sword through the abdomen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Inside My Mind by A.Darkside reviews
To make it simple, a girl gets stuck with four bishounen in her mind...wait, what the heck? A crazy story about a girl and her new ‘friends’ surviving each other and attempting to live in peace as they send psychiatrists running for their mommies. FIN.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,252 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kurama M., Karasu - Complete
The Lost Prophecy by fall like rain reviews
BuffySpike A lost prophecy is found that will change the lives of the Scoobies forever.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Spike, Buffy S.
The Next Stage, the Dream Come True, the Aftermath by superjake69 reviews
Cyd Charisse has been living in New York for a few months trying to forget him. But then he shows up and promises her that he won't leave again. Does he keep his promise or does he break her heart again?
Shrimp - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/30/2005
Sugar and Steel Don't Mix by Mistress Zelda reviews
Brendan and May put 13 Pixy Stix in Steven Stone's coffee, this drives him into hyperactivity. Now they realized that they have created a monster. I can now say this...::COMPLETED::
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,430 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Complete
Switching Places by Bishounenlvr reviews
What will happen when Hiei and Kuwabara change places? How will Hiei survive in school? Will Kuwabara get killed in Makai? Read to find out!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 44,652 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 7/3/2004
Realm of the Forbidden by Squal D. Zolo reviews
This is a cross between Final Fantasy X and Yu Yu Hakusho. It is about a split between realms I hope You will r&r PLEASE!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004
Letting Go by FangedCalliope reviews
The way a Spuffy reunion shoul go. Early Angel season 5.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2004
No title yet by psycho-snuffy reviews
Koenma sends one of his other detectives to fill in for genkai at the dark tournament. What'll happen when the guys accompany her and her partner to America and the Middle East? Hiei belly dancing, can't you just see it? The things my mind comes up with.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004
If Only She Knew by Tenshi no Mukando reviews
SONGFIC--When the person you love falls in love with your best friend, what can you do? You can't betray them, so the only other choice you have is to fade away with time... SLIGHT ockurama
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/29/2004
More Than Words by KakashisNo1Fangirl reviews
Naruto is out of the hospital after being in a tough battle with Orochimaru. Sakura gets over her feelings for Sasuke. But what does Sasuke feel about her? eventually sakusasu, NAruHina fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,578 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 1/30/2004
How Riku Lost his Manly Pride reviews
One day after class in Paopu High, Riku becomes ensnared in the evil fangirl's clutches. A certain crazy ninja with a thirst for blackmail snaps a picture of the scene on her cell phone and the craziness begins. Expect crack pairings later on and insanity
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Riku, Yuffie K.