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Joined 05-10-04, id: 587478

I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle Lou. "Don't move!" screamed Grandma. But Grandpa wouldn't listen. He walked to the edge of the roof and stuck out his arms, like he was going to fly. I forget what happened after that.
Jack Handey

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real made when someone says something like "Hey, when are you going to pay me that hundred dollars you owe me?" or "Do you have that fifty dollars you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
Jack Handey

What's on the menu?
Jessica, can you
Take down my order, please
Jessica, Jessica Simpson
You've got it all wrong
Your fraudulent smile
The way that you that you faked it the day you died.
Jessica, Adam Green

For those visiting my homepage, my forum is listed under 'ShadesPatterson.'