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Author has written 10 stories for Neverwinter Nights, Star Wars, and Dragon Age.
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Three Women Walk Into a Bar by AgapeErosPhilia reviews
When Evelyn Trevelyan, Marian Hawke and Elissa Cousland get together for a drink, what else are they going to talk about besides their men? As I suspected, this did not remain dead. Now featuring other characters interactions over alcohol, as I think them up!
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,618 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 1/19 - Cousland, Hawke (F), Trevelyan
Where The Sky Will Be Kept by Nebulad reviews
"Well... that wasn't supposed to happen," Dorian announced from the cell beside Lavellan's. "No shit you stupid fucking twinkle fingered fuck-face!" Sera wailed from across the room. "You two did something with your fucking magic now we're in Skyhold but it isn't Skyhold it's all messed up and there's elves everywhere and they aren't speaking fucking sense!" [Demi Solas - Sexual]
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,109 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/2 - Sera, Solas, Lavellan - Complete
The Happiness of Flowers by AgapeErosPhilia reviews
After the Inquisition's victory, Skyhold is peaceful for all but its Commander. Solas has returned to his lover's side, and Cullen is tired and broken, watching the magic he will never touch. When Ellana sends him to Ferelden on a new mission, will it be the end? Or a beginning?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,768 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/28 - [Cullen, Cassandra P.] Lavellan - Complete
Have You Met My Wife? by ashehole reviews
They've been married for ten years now, and there isn't a day that goes by that they don't think about each other. 5 part fic spanning the course of Cousland/Alistair's marriage. Eventual Inquisition spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Alistair, Cousland]
Evelyn Entertains A Proposal by Mandimal reviews
With Corypheus gone, the Inquisition looks to the future. Inquisitor Evelyn Trevelyan suddenly finds herself with options she never in her wildest imaginings thought possible...life at Skyhold is never dull!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,971 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/18 - [Dorian, Inquisitor] [Iron Bull, Trevelyan] - Complete
Clear Sky on Still Waters by Jade Sabre reviews
The mirrors in Morrigan's life. A gift for Leah for the 2014 Dragon Age Holiday Gift Exchange.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14 - Morrigan, Amell - Complete
Factis Non Verbis by YumeMori reviews
Love isn't something people just trip into; it is the culmination of many tiny, overlooked parts where two people overlap. It is the untold conversations, the brushing of hands, the shaping of private smiles. Sadly, Cullen and Trevelyan are the last to realize this. Eventual Cullen/Female Magequisitor.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/8/2014 - [Cullen, Inquisitor, Trevelyan]
Survival Is Not Mandatory by AgapeErosPhilia reviews
When the war is over, what use is a sword? An angry Elissa Cousland had been ready to die with the arch-demon, but Alistair had other plans. As they try to rebuild a post-Blight Fereldan, will they be able to heal themselves? AU, not very lore adherent, post DA:O. Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,008 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/20/2014 - [Cousland, Alistair] Leliana, Zevran A. - Complete
Cookie by drakontion reviews
In which Varric bestows a nickname upon Lavellan. Set prior to "In Your Heart Shall Burn". I was attempting to be humorous. I apologise...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8 - Varric T., Iron Bull, Solas, Lavellan - Complete
Dorian Remembers a Friend by AgapeErosPhilia reviews
News arrives that Felix is dead, and Dorian mourns his last friend.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4 - Cole, Dorian, Trevelyan - Complete
Cassandra Finds a Sword by AgapeErosPhilia reviews
The Lady Seeker has an admirer, though she seems incapable of noticing. When the rest of the Inquisition gets involved, will it help or hurt? One-shot, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Cassandra P., OC, Iron Bull - Complete
Varric Tells a Story by AgapeErosPhilia reviews
Just like it says in the title: a story and some banter after one of the group's less noteworthy adventures. I wanted to write something short and sweet about this group of characters that I love. Set in Inquisition - light spoilers, contains most companions in the game. One-shot, complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Cullen, Varric T., Iron Bull, Trevelyan - Complete
Suitable by ashehole reviews
It doesn't matter where Hawke goes, Fenris will show up. Inquisition spoilers post-Here Lies the Abyss.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
Quark Attack: A Drabbling Exercise by Jade Sabre reviews
A collection of various drabbles and short ficlets I've written for Dragon Age, either for one of the LJ comms or for the eponymous Quark's insatiable appetite.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,966 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011
Harbor by Jade Sabre reviews
Short follow-up ficlets to my 2010 story "Falling Slowly." Snippets from the Knight-Captain's married life, mostly written when I was in the mood for cute fluff.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Nevalle, Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain
Strangely Oriented Stars by littleblackdog reviews
He blamed Rinna for tearing open such a wound in him; these soft, delicate hands could never have twisted their way into his chest otherwise. This woman was a study in contradiction, and for the first time in his life, Zevran hesitated.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,823 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Surana, Zevran A. - Complete
Grey by Uilleand reviews
Post KotOR II LSFRevXCarth and Angsty Atton. As always, any concrit is GREATLY appreciated.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Atton R., Revan
Falling Slowly by Jade Sabre reviews
She is young and she is beautiful and she shouldn't think that he doesn't know what she's up to, being young and beautiful and smiling every time she sees him. A knight in love with a city, and a Harborwoman looking for a home; Nevalle/KC.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,534 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Nevalle, Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain - Complete
The Thane Krios Experience by littleblackdog reviews
Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Fortune by LockNRoll reviews
NWN2 OC She's too young to be a leader, a Captain what's next, a Knight? But fate leaves little choice in the matter, as the shardbearer discovers when she's thrown into a world nothing could have prepared her for. Dead until further notice
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 212,423 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Casavir
The Fourfold Roots of Everything by Avariel600 reviews
A NWN 2: Mask of the Betrayer fanfic, with a new female PC. Seperate from the other NWN 2 fics I've done, this follows the first expansion storyline.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Take it on the Run by Moczo reviews
The Knight Captain is pregnant, and the father is missing. More surprisingly, so is the baby's grandfather...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,945 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008
Not Yet by Lightning by Jade Sabre reviews
Laura Farthing wrestles with her faith and her fate as her quest to save her village takes her farther from home than she ever wanted to go. NWN 2 OC.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,246 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Kalach-Cha/Knight Captain, Bishop - Complete
Understanding by Moczo reviews
Casavir hates Bishop. Bishop hates Casavir. But if the two of them ever want to go adventuring again, they're going to have to come to some sort of understanding.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,875 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Complete
CPS by WitchWolf reviews
They are pale. They are shuddering. They’re out of character and out of their minds as well. They are the “romantic interests” and in bad need of an aspirin. And we provide. Welcome to the CPS – the Character Protection Society.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
101 Ways to Kick a Puppy by BoxOfPandora reviews
Drama! Action! Adventure! One of Many! What should our Knight-Captain do when afflicted with a spirit-eater curse and ends up in the middle of nowhere? See inside!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008
Of Mice and Men by fuxfell reviews
PostOC. Bishop takes on a simple job and finds there are... complications. If you are uncomfortable with kidnapping or hostage situations, better stay away.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 108,215 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
This Was Your Life by anesor reviews
NWN2 - an exercise in critical junction points. It grew out of trying to figure out how the love interests got their almost 'fatal' flaws. Each chapter is a stand alone/one shot, post OC/post MOTB.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Bishop, Casavir - Complete
What Would A Mary Sue Do? by swimhard2787 reviews
A Mary-Sue parody. NWN2-centric, just supposed to make everyone laugh. What would a Mary Sue do when all the men around her suddenly find themselves in love with her? Pure goofiness, silliness, and the result of utter insanity. Enjoy!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008
Safeword by Uilleand reviews
Entry into the One Night Stand DCC. As Atton faces a future without the Exile, is one night enough?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Atton R. - Complete
Déjà Vu by Sisanae reviews
As the battle against Ultimate Evil draws ever closer, the adventurers of Crossroad Keep must band together to face their most terrifying challenge yet, or become the laughing stock of all Faerun. But there's something oddly familiar about the opponents..
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,080 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 4/23/2007
Rashemen Nights by Hekateras reviews
NWN2:MotB: So what does it REALLY feel like to be struck with a deadly curse and become a hated monster, when the whole land is against you and your old friends in all likelihood are dead? It may sound primitive, but insomnia is one HELL of a disadvantage
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Before the Dawn by Darth Ixnay reviews
The KC watches a sleeping Bishop... and sees something nobody else can. Short oneshot, BishopKC.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Complete
Neverwinter Inc Companion Owner's Guides by HyacinthMacaw reviews
Completely unapologetic tongue in cheek humor. Here are the 'official' manufacturer's guidelines to the correct use and various malfunctions of the fascinating but sometimes totally frustrating NWN2 companions. Enjoy!
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007
Dxun fever by Darth Ixnay reviews
A mildly fluffy Atton LSF Exile oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Atton R., Exile/Meetra Surik - Complete
A Burning Question by Sings-off-key reviews
NWN2 OC. Bishop: is he a hot lover or is it all hot air? Three ladies want to know...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Complete
Afterwards by Moczo reviews
The party that fights together, stays together. But the party that gets caved in together in a very small space soon comes to realize that they really don't like each other that much.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,426 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
One Lousy Joke by DarthAmmonite reviews
NWN2 A brief silliness. Whether you need legal counsel, alchemy, or relationship advice, there's only one elf to call...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Complete
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Happy reviews
A series of one shots of what happens off screen for Cullen and Inquisitor Trevelyan. Chapter 11: Three Days. A prologue to the prologue: the sole survivor lies unconscious in prison. She may have the answers that they need, but she raises even more questions.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,988 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Cullen, Trevelyan
Dead Man Walking reviews
He was going to die, and he was free. Bishop one shot.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Bishop - Complete
Mercy reviews
NWN2 OC: Bishop questions the KC's actions after the Trial by Combat.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Complete
Frozen reviews
“It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it.” Atris' descent into the cold depths of madness is rooted in the past... Constructive criticism is very welcome!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
Holovid Moments reviews
A hostage situation gives Atton the chance to play the part of a hero! Constructive criticism is very welcome:
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Every Little Thing reviews
Atton reflects on some of the defining moments in his relationship with the Exile. Oneshot songfic. Constructive criticism is extremely appreciated:
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
A Reason reviews
During the Sith invasion of the Republic, Revan examines the the events which shaped him into the ruthless Dark Lord of the Sith and realises that there is a reason for everything...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Epic Ink reviews
A series of light, fluffy one shots, not in chronological order. Chapter 4: Polish. A byproduct of potion making, a bard who is incredibly bored and a wand of sleep. What good could come of this?:p
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Complete
Smoke and Shadow reviews
They stepped through the Song Portal, expecting to see the final Statue of Purification, but instead were diverted into a nightmare that had once been a humble village by the name of West Harbor...
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Little Dreamer reviews
A child meets a man in a dream, a man with sad eyes from a murky future yet unmade. Oneshot BishopxPC
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete