Kataoi
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Joined 05-11-04, id: 588003, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 30 stories for Azumanga Daioh, Misc. Tv Shows, Doctor Who, and Psychonauts.

Call me Kat.

I've had this account for a rather long period of time...and I don't really do much with it. Just not very talkative around here. I enjoy writing, but I'm not very superb on fanfiction. Seemingly a master of fluff, both in terms of content and the seriousness of what I write. My stuff tends to go in weird fandom waves.

Seen a random Kataoi lurking around? That's me (nobody else would have this dorky of a name). Also known as actual Tumblr user randomthunk.

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The Time That We Love Best by Nehszriah reviews
Clydebank, Scotland, 1940. John Smith is just trying to get through the war while making himself useful, trading in his paintbrushes for a rivet gun. After a bad day at work, he meets a young English girl at the pub who reads him a bit too well and lingers on his mind a bit too much. [Lots of fluff, slice-of-life, currently post-war]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 132,913 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 16h - Published: 10/8/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.]
The Thief by Antenna reviews
The Doctor just smashed up the TARDIS console, but he needs to get away from there. He shoves his fingers into the telepathic matrix and goes... somewhere. He doesn't care where. The TARDIS cares, however. This is what happened in between the visit to Gallifrey and the meeting in the cafe.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
The Wedding Tree by Antenna reviews
For once an encounter with an advanced civilization was not going to end in war, catastrophe, disaster, or even a pell-mell run toward something or away from something. It was just a lovely thank-you ceremony for the two of them, that's all, followed by a lovely night high up in a tree house. With one bed. Wait. 12 x Clara.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11 - Clara O., 12th Doctor - Complete
Promises, Promises (Explosions, Explosions) by Random-Battlecry reviews
So put on your best eyebrows, and God save the Queen. AU in which Clara is the Doctor, and the Doctor an unsuspecting professor with a malfunctioning face who gets swept along for the ride. Also zombie dinosaurs. And kissing. Whouffaldi.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,587 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/15/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O.
In Want of An Heir by Nehszriah reviews
The aging Marquis of Kasterborous and Gallifrey takes a second wife with a clever plan: in need of an heir, he plans to make his new Marchioness into his successor. What he doesn't know is that even the cleverest plans don't always run smoothly. [vague nobility/arranged marriage Whouffaldi AU]
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,458 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/14/2014 - [12th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
Shakespearean Cupids by tkelparis reviews
When two people are reminiscent of a Shakespearean couple, friends and family are liable to borrow from the Bard himself to bring them together. So what happens when the Doctor and Donna get treated like Benedict and Beatrice...?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,366 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Pictures In A Life by Basmathgirl reviews
In an AU, Ten and Donna watch some home videos, which feature two special people.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
Escape Route by Katez-chan reviews
Summary: Sasha and Milla are on a mission, and Milla knows the only escape route. Sasha x Milla. Heavy fluff.
Psychonauts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Milla V., Sasha N. - Complete
MST3K: CROW T ROBOT owner's manual by Futuramakid reviews
An owners manual for Crow T. Robot. This is written in the format of several other owner's manuals for characters I've seen. Coming Soon: Tom Servo, Gypsy, and Bender
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
Code Name: Azumanga Daioh! by evie vie reviews
Our heroines in a tale of international espionage! Finally an update, but it's only a preview of Chapter 7, in which our heroines get their spy education on. Who's teaching them? So very much not Yukari. I'll finish the chapter shortly...
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,160 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005
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Scrutiny
"I'm not different, I haven't changed." The Doctor dreads he has ruined everything (and not by his own decision this time) and worries Clara will never look at him the same way again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
We're Fighting reviews
"Okay. You see this? This right here? We're fighting." In which Time Lords and teachers can be indignant five-year-olds to one another.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2014 - 12th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Accidental Tea reviews
One of the last things Clara wanted to be doing on her day off was running around town in search of a puzzle piece that could lead to the swallowing of the planet. The absolute last thing she had wanted to do was to run into her family and accidentally re-introduce them to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014 - [Clara O., 12th Doctor] - Complete
Two Minutes reviews
She said she's always known, and while it's rather frustrating, it does make the transition easier. Now it's a matter of not screwing up the one thing he knows he has to do.
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Sasha N., Milla V.
Blattella Germanica reviews
Most people called them pests or vermin; for some reason, Sasha took to calling cockroaches his friends.
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Sasha N. - Complete
Just An Excursion reviews
A piece of embossed cardstock prompts a question from one psychic partner to another. But it's so totally not that.
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Milla V., Sasha N. - Complete
Mixed Meters reviews
The agency paired them together because they were "complementary opposites", but at this rate, they were leaning a bit too heavily on the "opposites" part. Milla, however, was not going to admit to failure. She was going to make this partnership work. ...Somehow.
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Milla V., Sasha N. - Complete
As Eloquently As Possible reviews
Of all the questions Razputin had to ask...why did it have to be that one...?
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Razputin, Sasha N. - Complete
Quality Time reviews
Contrary to what the campers and other agents joke about, Sasha Nein is not a robot. He merely lacks the social graces that come so easily to them, and is frankly not very interested in such activities. Why does he have to talk to people anyway? It's not like much good can come from it.
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,482 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Sasha N., Milla V. - Complete
That Stuff From The Sky reviews
The Tuesday morning ritual of going to the café had started as a simple exercise in reacquainting himself with the usual world, but practice gave way to comfort which became routine. He should've realized it would eventually catch somebody else's attention. She's just more interested in the snow falling from the sky than his procurement of coffee.
Psychonauts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sasha N., Milla V. - Complete
If You Could Only See reviews
AU, in which Amy is the Doctor and Rory is her companion. Rory Williams used to be just a quiet, if lonely, doctor, but getting caught up with a non-medical doctor changed some things. He's been holding back his feelings for quite some time, and doesn't intend on changing that...voluntarily.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Over Your Head
A young River Song is stuck on the planet Personis, a bounty for theft from the royal art collection on her head. Usually her charms can get her out of any situation, but dealing with the Pyn clan is going to be a bit of a different story...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Published: 3/29/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
She's So Lovely reviews
Poor Rory Williams has just realized he has a crush on his best friend. But he's a rational man - he can think this through, right? Except that might be the worst thing he could do.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Rory W. - Complete
Thoughts of Flight reviews
To run, or to stand and fight. Rory chose to run, and Amy gave chase, but both of them have a lot of thinking to do about what the other person means to them. Yet another continuation of the scene from Let's Kill Hitler.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Overnight Shift reviews
People text-message when they're asleep, right? Like sleepwalking? That has to be it. Amy wouldn't be texting Rory during his night shift if she was doing other things...would she?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
An Equal Match reviews
Short vignettes about Rory, his jealousy over his best friend Amelia always being taller than him, and the ways they grow. In other words, it's tough being shorter than the girl you have a crush on.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Painted World reviews
An art school with too much space, a case of disappearing students, and the wandering trio that ended up entangled in paint and prison. The Doctor, Amy, and Rory dodge the suspicions of students and faculty to discover who and what is behind it all.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
The Looking Glass Self reviews
We judge ourselves based upon how others react to us. We don't always mean what we say, and we hope the ones we love understand that. Amy knows Rory gets all that, but even the most confident of people need to be re-assured.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Plural Possessives reviews
Rory stays awake one night, musing his future, but he has to remember he shares it with someone else. After so many years of thinking as one, thinking for the family is a bit of a change.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Awkward Moments reviews
They always say "it's nothing more than that". But goofing off while doing homework has Amy and Rory musing their friendship and their denials.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
There's A Reason reviews
It was a thing the Doctor knew would always happen. But there were two very good reasons why he didn't want to know until it came to pass.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Published: 4/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Think of How Many reviews
Short story. Rory finds a kitten...or rather, a kitten finds Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
One Ring To reviews
"I've never been very good with things on my fingers."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Layover reviews
A sort of Doctor Who/MST3K crossover. Stuck for three hours on the TARDIS with all the media of the universe at their fingertips, Rory volunteers his suggestion of watching a man and his robots mock movies. The Doctor seems excited, but Amy...not so much.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Four Corners reviews
It's Mystery Science Theater 3000...in high school. Clayton "Dr. F" Forrester, Joel Robinson, Mike Nelson, and Frank...uh, Frank, stand in opposite corners from one another, but one unfortunate event meshes their worlds in ways Clay never thought likely.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,330 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009
The Process of Miracle Making reviews
-MST3K- Post-series. Waiting at the hospital for the arrival of a little Robinson, the 'bots question how it all happens and are horrified at the answers. But then comes the actual baby...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Complete
Over Eggs and Toast reviews
-MST3K- Mike's attempts to share a dream he had are spoiled by the misunderstandings and ignorance of his robot pals.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Explaining Christmas reviews
-MST3K- How do you explain a holiday to a robot you built?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Musings On A Satellite reviews
-MST3K- What does one do when stuck in space on a quiet afternoon? For Mike Nelson, the time is filled by thinking of days gone by and harking back to the time of his youth.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Complete
Fresh Baked Bread reviews
Third year is Kaorin’s nightmare due to Kimura. But then a new student pops up and…well, things go weird from there. Slight OOCness. And the title has nothing to do with the actual story.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Complete