Well, I'm a totally bad author who never updates or posts or ANYTHING. I'd like to let anyone reading this know that I'm unlikely to post anymore Harry Potter and I'm really, truly sorry if that bugs anyone. I realise that this makes me officially suck ass, because I haven't even finished a couple of my stories, but I've moved on dear reader. Yes, I've moved on to Star Trek.

Who knows whether I'll ever write anything for this fandom, but I know that I'd sure love to, I'm just not sure I have it in me to produce anything worthwhile...

So, for those who care about any stirrings AT ALL of fanfiction (maybe, just maybe, I'll write more Potterfic), or are just generally curious or bored or what-have-you, the place to go is my livejournal. That would be the first port of call for anything to be posted.

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Knock yourself out.

In the meantime, here's a little overview of my posted stories which I fully cannot be bothered to update -the stories AND the overviews ; P.

101 Ways to be an Angel: I must say, I'm very fond of this one I get to show people my dark side occasionally. Updating is slow, but that's only because I want to make each and every chapter worth it :) (avoids angry crowd) WHAT?! It's the TRUTH!!

I have a new beta for this :D who is the aces!

All about Nothing: Ah, my wonderfully random creation, if you don't like silly humor then I don't know why you bother reading it (to those flamers that may pop up occasionally ) it's title says everything that you need to know, can you not READ?! Actually, and finally finished! Omg, I've been liberated, the freedom! thank you to the people who bestowed upon my humble noggin over 2 0 0 reveiws!!

I still can't believe it :D

Lights, Camera, SCAM!: My first non-magic fic. Yum. OFFICIALLY FINISHED. Although I do intend to write an alternative ending before I grow old :D. I did enjoy writing it, simply for the fact that it was different in a way...unless somebody else has already done a very similar ficlet (I SO hope not...). I got to inject a little of one of my favourite T.V. programs into this one (Will and Grace) by giving Blaise and Pansy a similar personality to Jack and Karen (if you haven't seen the program, don't worry...you're only missing out a bit), a little trait that I think fitted the fic nicely :).

Sci-fi Night- Will be arriving very soon for you little one-shot lovers :3 It's basically Harry being dragged to a night club by Ron and meeting a certain someone. Very short compared to my usual standards, but I think it's sweet : ) In terms of visual, think Kylie's 'Wow' video -ah...as if XD-. Beta-ed by Flaxon_eyes and looked over and given the seal of approval by Malfette.

Perfection in the Form of You: This fanfic I felt EXTREMELY proud of , my first one-shot and I enjoyed writing it immensely. Thank you to my beta who also helped me with parts of the plot, she is one of my closest friends so of course, I've managed to thank her properly already, but I think that she deserves a mention here :). It is also a non-magic fic, and based loosley on a true story, even though the events didn't actually happen to me, or in fact, anyone that I know. I heard it on the radio and thought that it was so nice that I would adapt it, turn it around a little to suit a HD plotline and post up here so that other people would know about it.

Sir Harry and the Spoilt Prince: Officialy on HIATUS! It's a joint creation by myself and a friend, however we are both so busy normally and wrapped up in our other fanfics that we completely forget to update it. I think it's been a year since the last update (oops), so sorry to those that were actually reading and reviewing...we're not dead, just zombiefied!

Man, Interupted: A small, random little ficlet. Harry comes home to find Draco doing something that no one should ever have to see. It was fun to write and I'm glad I did it.

Cocoa Beans: One shot AU in which Harry makes chocolate and Draco doesn't do much of anything, much less lose weight. I have quite fond memories of writing this, bundled in bed with a notebook and my George Michael album. George hasn't really got anything to do with it, but in case you're interested; I listened to 'Spinning The Wheel' at lot whilst I was writing, particularly the scene with Harry's chocolate shop. This story was intended to be part of a series of AU fics and I have notes written down for some of the others, but I guess inspiration never truly struck...

Vulnerable: A brief venture into the realm of Luna/Pansy, which is a bit of a rarepare that I wish there was a little more of. I wrote this (tiny) ficlet with the inspiration of 'Escape' by Rupert Holmes, silk blouses and hot rain. It's less like prose and verging on loose poetry with the odd rhythm that I've given it and it's purposefully structured form. The syntax is something else, and whilst it isn't popular, I think it may actually be one of my favourites...