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Joined 07-09-14, id: 5882955, Profile Updated: 09-29-15
Author has written 15 stories for Dungeons and Dragons, Shadowrun, Constantine, Ravenloft, World of Darkness, Warhammer, A song of Ice and Fire, Vampire: The Masquerade, Drag Me to Hell, Those Who Kill, Baldur's Gate, Red Riding Hood, 2011, Cthulhu Mythos, Hunter: The Reckoning, Tombstone, Solomon Kane, Game of Thrones, and Tudors.

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My generic note for readers was:

I decided to focus on M-rated texts. If you are easily affronted, then better STOP READING my prose at all! I wrote all in Pietroschek-Prose, not regular US-English, nor regular British English. Pietroschek-Prose is something like unintentional, imbecilic-moronic violation of the two English versions. ;-) I love its' darker humor, for it brought me through many proverbial "troubled times".


Wisdom learned: "Please don't make your PMs and replies seem to me,

as if provoking a meeting of your face with my hammer is your one & only motive for writing them."

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The Half-Knots by T. F. Mordekai reviews
Please review :) The story of three unlikely heroes: a hobgoblin, a half-ogre and a kobold. The three companions team up and sail through a sea of thousands of islands in pursuit of one man, the Kingwitch: a powerful magi capable of changing fate itself. Will they find the path to the Kingwitch, or will they lose their path along the way? Reviews and criticisms please! :D
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,304 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013
Green Light a Hunter's Story by david.j.anderson.7 reviews
An atmospheric moment in the career of an unknown hunter as he plunges himself into the pressures of a diminishing world of horror and courage.
World of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Complete
Blurred Lines Between Reality and Imaginary by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John and Sherlock get sent on assignment to a haunted house. They would, wouldn't they? On a dark, dreary, cold night, in the middle of nowhere, right before Hallow's Eve? Of course they would. As it turns out, the 'haunted house' might not be haunted by the supernatural kind, but more of a... serial killer kind. Maybe? Rated T for not-really-descriptive horror and swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Night of the Vampire Killers by RavennaPoe reviews
Sherlock Vampire!AU. Greg and John Van Helsing are Knights of a sacred Order dedicated to fight supernatural creatures, who threaten the human world. Their next task is to face two Vampire Lords in Transylvania. How will their confrontation with the immortals affect them and what secrets will they uncover? Inspired by the 2004 film Van Helsing.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
The need to kill by A Liar called Jago reviews
A short poem. Dexters thoughts.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Dexter M. - Complete
The Question by J. D. Dunsany reviews
Two brothers, a haunted mill and one question. Short story set in the human Empire of the Warhammer fantasy world.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2011
The Malkavian by Marcus the Iron Raven reviews
A federal agent is sent in to deal with a threat caused by a Malkavian on the loose.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Valley of the Shadow by Lord Diago
The next generation of the Dark Brotherhood
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,457 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010
And the Gods Danced in the Night by Lavanya Six reviews
AU. After a grizzly ritualistic murder takes place, an FBI Agent specializing in the occult is summoned to Forks. A Twilight / Cthulhu Mythos fusion.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Questionable Faith by J.S.Mallory reviews
A group of shadowrunners are thrown together in order to find a wayward son. In their quest to track him down, they find themselves dealing with a magical nightmare within their own city.
Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,318 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Complete
A Mighty Passion Volume 1: In Vino Veritas by amightypassion reviews
When two former adversaries, Sand and Torio, meet one night in the Library, they get more than they bargain for from each other. Some chapters will contain adult scenarios. 18 and up. Reader discretion advised. Reviews always appreciated.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,764 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Nightmare by The Abbot of Beregost reviews
A Hunter: The Reckoning story. Looking for co-authors. A young man working at a truckstop sees the world as it is, for the first time...and decides to take back the night.UPDATED- Chp3 up.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
The Assassin's Tale by Warcry reviews
A story told to a grand child about "The Most Famous Assassin in all the Realms." (Finished) Sequel on the way. -WC
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 11/12/2004
Masquerade of Monsters by Ariel D reviews
Jarlaxle and Artemis Entreri accept what seems to be a typical job however, their task is complicated by a dangerous encounter with the paranormal. Prequel.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,050 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Artemis E., Jarlaxle - Complete
Elven Song by Jocelyn reviews
A member of the Fellowship is murdered. Ahh, how long we've all waited for this word...COMPLETE! Legolas discovers just how much he is loved by those in Middle Earth, Minas Tirith's guests return home...and Disaran gets his just desserts!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,779 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 11/22/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Where no Shadows Fall by Werecat99 reviews
A necromancer's tale with violence, graphic horror and a bit of non graphic adult scenes. Chapter 7 up Please r&r!
Diablo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,999 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 4/8/2001
One of Those Nights by HouAreYouToday reviews
COMPLETED! Dr. Watson is a medical examiner leading a quiet life until one night, a body of a young woman bearing a striking resemblance to her is brought in. She pairs up with Jake Holmes, consulting detective, to confront her past... and catch a killer.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,465 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/13/2002 - Published: 6/2/2002 - Complete
Final Sunrise by Kyrthira Phelan reviews
A girl tells the story of the fate of a Brujah friend of hers. First revision is in place, and the alternate ending has been added!
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2002 - Published: 8/27/2002
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The Motherly Touch - A Kesselflicker Tale
My profile grants you a warning on Pietroschek-Prose. This story is for adults, it is about Dungeons & Dragons, Witchcraft NOT Wicca, people denying to be defined by birth or social standing, and stuff! ;-) It starts with another halfblood suspiciously resembling a glorified version of the author, but that one is replaced by a sexy chic, if I ever get kickstarter money or similar!
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Tudors - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Published: 11/21/2014
Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines: My ugly sequel note
Please read my profile to be warned about my prose. Thanks. This mini story was the lil bit of creativity I got done while writing game notes on a tweak-pack I uploaded years ago. Due MODS I once more made it thru the games' dull & weird story, and once more chose to side with Ming Xiao, only to be send far away by her. Careful, Nosferatu viewpoint!
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Pietroscheks' Awakening - A song of thrones, a game of ice & fire?
First person omniscient Pietroschek Prose, see my profile. My protagonist awakens in the Frostfangs of Westeros, alone and left for dead. Inspired by the formidable Game of Thrones TV series & the books by George R.R. Martin, but nonetheless stagnating since the woman I wrote it for has left me! ;-) No usage of official characters, low risk of spoilers!
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,245 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014
Witchhunter - Inspired by Witch's Wake
Simple doublets, more fan-craze than art. Rights for the poems (these files) remain with me, rights for the module & background story plus all components of the module remain with Rob Bartel, Hasbro, and Bioware. Check my profile for hints and warnings, if you need it. Contextually this is "old makes way for new", as a dying witch-hunter knows another will continue the quest.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Solomon Kane - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
Lone Stars, Warpstone Sixguns & Red Orc Tomahawks
Lead-Doublets of rhymed Pietroschek Prose (see my "warrant aka profile", Strangers). Crude'n'primitive lil poems about Warhammer figures in the Western setting. Far from finished, and as far from proverbially polished, the first version goes online. Inspired by Oldhammer, Deadlands, and Western Movies! Next big step crowd-funding it..?
Crossover - Warhammer & Tombstone - Rated: T - English - Western/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,999 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Die Insel der Verdammten – Eine sturztrunkene Nacherzählung reviews
Uralt, dem Autor seit der Ausnüchterung unangenehm, doch weiterhin einer meiner beliebtesten Texte in Deutscher Sprache. Selbst mit katastrophalen Defiziten bei Kommasetzung & Grammatik hat des Texterl 2012 bis 2013 zehntausend Neue Leser & Leserinnen beglückt (?). "Ein Skinhead als 1Euro -Jobber-Verteidiger des Glaubens!" Sturztrunken verfasste Phantasie-Rollenspiel Prosa.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Hunter: The Reckoning - Rated: M - German - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014
Felled by the Fever – Unsung Heroes, Excerpt 1 reviews
Leftover used in my OGL Ghoul Variant, once from another "thousand word" contest I had never won. Written in Pietroschek Prose this Mini-Story was used to give a first impression to the players of the heroes & heroines arriving just too late to prevent it. Extensions, or a Sequel, may follow, as I test FFnet. As in most of my rpg-files I use semi-, or full, omniscient 3rd person.
Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/17/2014
Cthulhu-Adventure Crossover - In league with Professor Hammersmith
Written in Pietroschek Prose, check my profile? Twin start to my 'Banish with Laughcraft', but here the protagonists win to rejoin their women, instead of ending insane, or dead. With White Wolf's Adventure RPG selling badly, it uses a nearly unknown 2nd inspiration... Telluric Energy. Remake of one of my oldest "tales".
Crossover - World of Darkness & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,163 - Published: 8/13/2014
Poison what you can't conquer & that's what I do
Preventive reading of my profile notes may help! One of my oldest works, a loudmouth in the WoD, and his view about becoming a Tremere ghoul, who is later embraced by a Follower of Set. Written IC, formally called first person semi-omniscient. Whoa, tempus fugit - time passes, editing this version made me feel REALLY old! So many years ago...
Crossover - World of Darkness & Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Complete
Humorous Freestyle Shadowrun - Totemic Riddle Red Riding Hood
An omniscient narration, formally 3rd person omniscient, written in a drunken stupor. My 2nd drunken-muse file in a decade, as I only drank due feeling guilty of not offering one in English, too. Pietroschek Prose crossover of how a Red Riding Hood Shadowrun might be botched, ahem, written. Jolly Foolification? Yep, seems I just invented that one.
Crossover - Shadowrun & Red Riding Hood, 2011 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Published: 8/5/2014
Horrid Endings, Barovia-Fan-Fiction: Dutiful Pedagogue
The original version is still classic Ravenloft. though the possibility to reenact-replay it with WoD Slasher is already pretty obvious, too. Justice, vengeance, and the price to pay for them is the theme. A father interviews the killer of his daughter. 3rd person Semi-Omniscient Narration. Please read my profile-warning about Pietroschek-Prose first.
Crossover - Ravenloft & World of Darkness - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Published: 7/21/2014
Prosaic Forgotten Realms – The Guild - Vudash Hexenwahn
OLDIE-revival: Vudash Hexenwahn, thief & witch-hunter, plus my own choice of characters, inspired by Forgotten Realms, including Video-Games & Movies. Not withholding the kind of legendary duel of two parodied big-shots, and my unique Cook Monte. Mentions Book of Vile Darkness topics. Please read my profile on "Pietroschek-Prose" first. And know; a grammar patch is intended ASAP.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,362 - Published: 7/16/2014
God, I have my own truth, too!
Please read my prose-warning in my profile first. Original was a prayer I prayed to God, BigBoss Almighty. Note: Revision, and extension, may improve readability. Still they no longer reflect the authenticity of the original prayer really spoken. Inspired by mentioned media.
Crossover - Constantine & Those Who Kill - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Published: 7/16/2014
Shadowrun - Pietroscheks' Bloody Family Affairs reviews
Mini-Fiction, partially crude on purpose, about an Ex-Shadowrunner, Ex-Shaman, & Father leaving his wife behind to face a vampire stalker from the past & save his daughter. T-rated text. I wrote this in Pietroschek Prose, not regular US-English, nor regular British English. Original idea was intended for a "maximum 1200 words contest". FFnet edition is becoming a notch unique!
Shadowrun - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Complete
Horrid Endings, Ravenloft Mini-Fic - A vile & wicked witch undone!
A deceptive, fiendish, and murderous witch has gotten away with her crimes for much too long. Finally she gets undone. I wrote this in Pietroschek Prose, not US-English, nor British English. Pietroschek-Prose is something like unintentional, imbecilic-moronic violation of the two English versions to which it is occasionally compared to. ;-)
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Drag Me to Hell - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Complete