Kilala81
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Joined 05-13-04, id: 588653
Author has written 14 stories for Inuyasha, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hey everyone! I'm just a simple girl who loves to write. As you can see I love the show InuYasha and have a few fics that I've written. Most are Kag/Sess but if you check out my other pen name: Kilalita, you'll find a Naraku/Kagome fic, which in my opinion, is better than my Kag/Sess work.

Also, I've just started writing my first Pirates of the Caribbean fanfic. I just couldn't resist writing a Jack Sparrow fic any longer. Hope you enjoy all my work.

Besure to check out my sister's work too. Her Pen Name is: Natsuko-Lissa

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/646496/

She helps me write "Sesshoumaru's Advice Column" and is a great writer!

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For any of the people reading my Pirates story "Lost in Translation"...here is a site that I've been working on. It has a list of quotes from that story and pictures of Jack & Kaitlyn. You can access it here:

www.freewebs.com/kilala81


One of my favorite parts of writing is the character interaction and dialogue. So here are some of my favorite "quotes" that I've written. In a few places I've taken out the actual writing and just put in their actions to save space.

Quotes from my upcoming “House” fanfic:

Wilson: That poor woman had a bone marrow transplant two months ago, her immune system in in the toilet, and you probably just added anxiety to her already long list of symptoms.
House: If a cancer patient can make it that far through treatment without anxiety, you're not doing your job.


House: //after meeting a very strange patient// There's a pirate in exam room one.
Wilson: A pirate? You mean like, sail the seven seas, plunder your ship kinda pirate?
House: //sarcastically// No, I mean there's someone in there downloading music from the internet so they can burn and sell CDs for a marginal profit, kinda pirate. It's my new secret, underground business. I had to give up the sweatshop when the feds caught wind of it.”
Pirates of the Caribbean
Drabble: Sins of the Father

Will: Who are you?
Jack's father: Name's Captain Jack Sparrow Senior
Jack: First of all, yer not a bloody captain. Secondly, yer name is Nigel, you know it and I know it. It might make ya sound like a fastidious, pansified, namby-pamby; but yer just gonna have to square with that, mate. Thirdly, this here’s Will Turner. I borrowed a little something from him.
Will: You stole it!
Jack: Haven't we been through this before, lad? Pirate...


Pirates of the Caribbean:
Lost in Translation

Kaitlyn: Fun always seems to lead me to trouble
Jack: Ah, fun might lead to trouble, lass, but who’s to say that trouble isn’t fun, aye?
Kaitlyn: You’re quite the philosopher, Mr. Sparrow; I should introduce you to my father.”
Jack: I think your father might disagree with some of my philosophies, love.


Kaitlyn:
Are you insinuating that I can't speak like a pirate?
Jack: I'm insinuating that there's no way, even in threat of death, that you could pass as a pirate.
Kaitlyn: That's not fair Mr. Sparrow. I'm sure if I had enough alcohol or a serious enough head injury I could talk just like you.
Jack: Aye, perhaps, though if I let somebody take a snip at me goods I could sound like you, doesn’t mean it’s about to happen

//after Jack & Kaitlyn had a bad experience on an island//

Gibbs: Is something wrong?
Kaitlyn: Captain Jack-ass, almost got us killed so that he could get two bottles of rum.
Jack: //watches her walk away// At least she called me captain...


Gibbs: So this is the island, eh?
Jack: Of course it is
Gibbs: How can you know for sure?
Jack: I know because she knows //motions towards Kaitlyn//
Gibbs: How can you be sure that she knows?
Jack: Well, you see, she knows that she knows, so I know that she knows. Which in turn, means that she knows that I know that she knows. Which, of course, also means that I know that she knows that I know that she knows. //pauses// So now you know.”
Gibbs: //very confused// Think I'll talk to the lass
Jack: Might see if she can translate that to Spanish for you, mate
Gibbs: //gives Jack a not so nice look//
Jack: Right then, all hands to the boats.
Ana Maria: Captain?
Jack: Aye? //turns to look at her// If you've come up here to discuss the days events, you might as well just save your breath, eh? Got a whole new day ahead of us tomorrow, just begging to be filled with the promise of endless complications, complaints, complexities, conundrums, quandaries and just about every other word in the English language that starts with the bloody letter 'C' //stops to think about what he just said// With the exception of quandary, of course, which in fact, starts with a “Q”

//after Kaitlyn's monkey, steals Gibbs' flask of rum and gives it to Jack//
Jack: Think your about due for a promotion, mate
Ana Maria: Aye, he can take over as captain when your first mate kills you


Jack: You know, son, the only difference between courage and stupidity, is that even stupid people can be smart enough to run away.
Dallin: Are you saying courageous people are stupid?
Jack: No, of course not. That would be insulting all of the stupid people that were smart enough to run away, now wouldn't it?
Dallin: So you would prefer your crew to be stupid than courageous
Jack: I'd rather them be alive than stupid
Dallin: But you just said...never mind
Jack: I'm going to share a little pearl of wisdom my father told me years ago. 'You can lead a horse to water but you will never get the bloody thing to swim'.”
Dallin: What does that mean?
Jack: Don't know, really. Didn't make much sense when me father said it either.
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The Youkai and the Exterminator by Wheezambu reviews
Sesshomaru and Sango. CHAPTER 51 IS UP. This one is almost done. :
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 311,761 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Sesshomaru, Sango
Hypnotic by mooniestar-69 reviews
In a battle with a powerful demon, Kagome is horribly injured. She is saved by Naraku and it's up to her to keep him from getting the last shard...but how far will she be forced to go? Rated for language and sexy situations. Please enjoy, okay?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,951 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Kagome H., Naraku
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
The Price of Vengeance by YFate reviews
SesshouMaru wishes to avenge the insults he has received at the hands of his hanyou brother...but is he ready for the price of that vengeance? FINALLY UPDATED! Chapter 65: Menacing Shadows
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 278,411 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
I Love You Then I Hate You by MaggieGirl reviews
A new CSI finds it hard to get through the transition of moving to a new place. She yearns to be accepted, but will she ever be?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - David H.
The Red Hunger by xanthos reviews
(SessxKag)After the first time she'd learned not to run, for nothing would stop him. He would always find her. Plus, it was hard to run when you wanted to be caught. (repost)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,103 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Something Entirely Different by Just A Starving Writer reviews
[SK: COMPLETE][Edited] How difficult can it be to kill one young miko? Apparently very for this irritated demon lord. Killing someone, that's simple. But keeping them dead...that's something entirely different.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/13/2004 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
To Talk Like a Pirate by Tavia reviews
En route to Tortuga, Jack tries to teach Will how to talk like a pirate...part story, part language lesson, all humorous intent!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2003
Unexpected Allies Part I: How to Train a Taiyoukai by Striking Falcon reviews
Sesshoumaru needs Kagome's help in getting back something stolen from him. In the events that follow, something changes between the two, and what was once fear becomes something different. Part One of Three Complete
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,282 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 6/17/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
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Notice Me reviews
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Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
Kaitlyn agrees to translate a parchment for Jack Sparrow in exchange for safe passage on his ship. Neither could have anticipated that two people separated by age and social class could have so much in common, let alone grow to need each other so much.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 114,518 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/6/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005
Honor and Decency reviews
DMC alternate ending. Jack has his moment of courage and does the right thing, while showing Elizabeth that at least one of them does, in fact, have honor and decency. And what of Davy Jones? Would he really just let everyone else escape in that long boat
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Drabble: Sins of the Father reviews
Jack meets someone from his past. Reuniting can be a painful thing...literally. Hey, it's short and you've got nothing better to do, so just read the bloody thing.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2007 - Published: 12/5/2005
Beautiful Betrayal reviews
Will's thoughts on 'the kiss' and some deep soul searching about his true feelings towards Elizabeth. One Shot
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
My Last Breath reviews
I'm about to die,' she suddenly thought to herself. The thought was strangely comforting to her. People so feared dying but now she was teetering on the brink, about to charge straight into death's waiting arms and she had a sudden urge to smile...WE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
Ficlet: Captain Jack Sparrow Never Loses reviews
Come on in and find out why narcotics and sleep depravation don't mix. Hey, it's short and won't take up more than a minute of your time...and isn't the word ficlet just adorable?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Chaos! reviews
What do you get when you have two bathing women, an angry TaiYoukai, a perverted monk, a flustered hanyou and a ‘sit’ spell gone horribly wrong? Chaos…complete and utter Chaos. ONESHOT
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2005 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Secrets of the Shinju:Power of the Purified Shinju reviews
Kagome is seeing images from the past, though not all from Hitomi. Sess witnesses the cruel treatment Kagome has endured and sets out to save her. InuYasha travels to the castle to save his friends. They try to retrieve the shinju before it changes hands.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,731 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Sesshoumaru's Advice Column HUMOR PARODY reviews
Sesshoumaru and his Hentai counterpart "Sesshou" answer questions and give advice. Other character stop by as well. Rated for Crude and Suggestive Humor. Read, Review...ask questions and get advice. HUMOR PARODY
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/18/2004 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Sesshomaru
Secrets of the Shinju: Loss of the Demon Soul reviews
PART THREE of Series. Now human, Sess and Inu must travel with Kagome to Toshi. However, Kagome learns that Hitomi wants her powers. When she refuses to comply, Hitomi takes one of her friends into her twisted world putting their life in danger. R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,126 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Secrets of the Shinju Part II: Tortured Soul reviews
Continuation of Secrets of the Shinju: Sesshoumaru's Stolen Memory. Unable to get the Shinju from Sesshoumaru, Naraku takes Kagome instead and tries to force her to work with him. When she refuses she learns just how cruel he can be. Violence Sexuality R&
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,449 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Naraku, Kagome H. - Complete
Secrets of the Shinju: Sesshoumaru's Stolen Memory reviews
Kagome & Sess. must travel together. Along the way they grow close. As his memory slowly returns she discovers the pain & abuse he suffered as a child that turned him into the cold demon he is now. His returning memory threatens his sanity & her safety.R&
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,981 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
A Demon's Heart and Ultimate Sacrifice reviews
Naraku takes Kagome, intent on her bearing him a child. InuYasha can't save her. Sess doesn't want such a child born, and takes Kagome to his castle. First just a playmate for Rin, but after she is nearly raped the demon becomes fiercly protective. IC R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,901 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete