Invader Hera
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Joined 05-13-04, id: 588675
Author has written 16 stories for Invader Zim.

Fear me! I be's a fic writer...with writer's block! Oh, nooooooo! My muse ran away and I can't find her! Come back muse! Come baaaaaaaaack! Somebody threw a carrot at me the other day! I must gouge out their eyes! (screams) I can't think of what else to write, except I wants a bettah name! I can't think of a bettah name! Nooooooo! Woe is I! SIR unit Lulu says hello, slime balls! Balls of slime! What's that in swahili? Nobody knoooooows! I hate my homepage. It stinks like a sweaty Lurker. Yucky. Maybe I should eat it.

I'm a member of Neoseeker. I have the same name. I wrote a lot of reviews. I feel special. I'm really dreading writing Final Fantasy walkthroughs, though. They'll take eternity!

Oh, yeah, here's me again. I haven't logged in for two or more years, methinks. That stuff up there, yeah, the crazy stuff. I know it's dumb, but I wrote it, well, two or more years ago. Yes, two years less of maturity. And I'm keepin' it. That's right. cough My hobbies hardly last very long, since I get so obessive, than a month later I'm all I hate that stuff! So no more ZIM fan fiction, at least for a while. Sowwy. Not that anyone cares or reads this, but...here's a little update.

My new obsession is Kingdom Hearts now. Been a fan for about two years, a new record (and two years is also the age of my computer and XBox, weird, huh?). Me favorite is Kingdom Hearts 2. Hurrah! Ooh, yeah, and I saw the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie at the theatre a few months ago. I wubbed it, and it had Barbossa again. Another hurrah! And I forced a loyal-emailing friend into watching the first again, since she didn't like it. Now we have a new convert. Ha ha! But, she still no likey the Kingdom Hearts, as she has never played it. And has no PS2. And so I cry.

By the way, been a-working on Metroid Prime 2 again. I tried years ago when it first came out and couldn't beat that guardian that you fight in morph ball mode. Methinks you get the spider ball from it. Oh, well. Just beat the Alpha Blogg and the Grapple Guardian and heading on towards that place where you need the three keys. I hate the Alpha Blogg. It killed me so many times when I first played the game, then, I stupidly didn't save for an hour then went to fight it. Luckily, I won with 47 energy left. I know, I'm bad at that game. But...that's all right...I'm not...a failure. Really I'm not.

I appreciate anyone who gives good reviews and likes my writing. You fill me with much joy.

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The Great Invaders Fic of Very Ficcish DOOM! by Yuki KIKI reviews
Stand in awe as the cast of Invader Zim writes a fanfic of their very own. (It was only a matter of time until Zim entered his own fandom...)
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,642 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004
The Silo by James Locke reviews
I'm finally finished with my story. I'll be putting up another chapter soon to be a teaser to my next story as well as an Author's Note.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,934 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004
The Dark Menace by Ekobean reviews
What if Gol and Maia didn't die in the first game, but were merely preserved? And worse, what if they woke up in the future? Chapter 19 up and running. This is solely dedicated to Dark Eco Freak because he's been so patient. FANFIC COMPLETED! BWAHAHAHA!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,800 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Complete
48 Short Hours by Feimi reviews
A horrible accident occurs, causing Zim to have to make a choice. I don't want to spoil the story, but it's rated PG13 for language for now.. and also some slight gorystuff. ZADF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,528 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Of Precurian Theory and Energy Doctorates by MandyPandaa reviews
(I died again. But Chapter SEVEN is up!) What if Vin hadn't died? If he had gotten through the Warp Gate in time? Will Jak be able to save him, or will he forget the scientist? Rated for language in later chapters.
Jak and Daxter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,571 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004
The Soft Rain Still Falls by ChibiJaime reviews
Gol and Maia. Were they always the dark, twisted creatures they were portrayed as? Perhaps not... R&R appreciated and encouraged!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2004
Duel Amongst the Thorns by Cytrus reviews
A different view on Screech's Sprint. A very different view.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Complete
A Wayward Kritter by MuddyWolf reviews
Cranky Kong in his younger days discovers a baby Kritter and its dead mother. Short and stupid.
Donkey Kong Country - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/2/2002
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The Blotch reviews
A mysterous tiki tells Zim that the Blotch can tell him how to take over the world. As he searches for this supposedly all knowing person, he meets up with another Invader with the same goal. It's better than it sounds, and rated just to be safe.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Worthless and Dumb reviews
This is a parody of Hikaru Utada's song, Simple and Clean. It's from Dib's POV about how no one believes him. The title is awful, but I don't think the fic's that bad...kind of. Be nice about it.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Dib - Complete
ZIR reviews
Zim gets tired of Gir ruining all of his plans, so he makes a new SIR, called ZIR. Gir goes to live with Dib, and ZIR malfunctions like everything else Zim's made. It's PG13 just to be safe.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Immortality reviews
This story's bad. It's about Gir being alone and stuff. I'm bad at summaries. It's OOC. Oh, well. No flames. I already know the story's bad. Please be nice about it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Gir - Complete
Dib's Lament reviews
I didn't really know what to rate it, so I rated it PG. This is a parody of Jack's Lament from The Nightmare Before Christmas. I love that movie: It's not that good. Please review, but be nice. If you are, I might do this for other characters.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Dib - Complete
Tastes Like Chicken reviews
I think I was high off of cream cheese when I wrote this if that's even possible. Gir wonders why people say things taste like chicken.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Gir, Zim - Complete
The Game Will Be Avenged! reviews
Dib messed up Gaz while she was playing her Game Slave 2. Oh, can you imagine the horror? My neighbor, Rebel Chick helped me think this up.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Gaz - Complete
Gir's Tough Decision reviews
This story's horrible...kinda. I'm not good at stuff from Gir's point of view. It's about Gir going to MacMeatie's.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Invader ZIM Limericks reviews
It's just limericks about Invader ZIM characters. They're kind of bad, so be nice about them. :
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Complete
Dodge Ball reviews
Zim's terrified thoughts on dodge ball. It's kind of odd, but read it's odd beauty anyway.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Zim - Complete
Telemarketer reviews
A telemarketer calls Zim. There's lots of yelling. Yelling's fun!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Zim, Gir - Complete
How the Irken Stole Christmas reviews
Parody of How the Grinch Stole Christmas. It's kind of weird, but read it anyway!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Zim, Gir - Complete
The Virus reviews
I got this idea when my computer got a virus. It's my bestest fic ever!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Gir's Chicken reviews
Parody of the VeggieTales song, His Cheeseburger.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Gir - Complete
The Scary Monkey Show Before Christmas reviews
Parody of The Night Before Christmas. Neat.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Just Another Night reviews
This is from Dib's point of view. He's thinking about Zim...just read it. Please. I'm not good at summaries.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Dib, Zim - Complete