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Joined 05-13-04, id: 588775, Profile Updated: 08-31-12
Author has written 6 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, We Will Rock You, Bleach, and X-Men: Evolution.

Name: Lizzi Scoones (obscured enigma)
Sex: Female
Age: 22
Birthdate: 10th February
Live: London
Interests: Art, webcomics and graphic novels, fantasy novels, films, rock music, writing, drawing.
Fav. book: The Hungry City Chronicles by Philip Reeves, the City Watch books by Terry Pratchett
Fav. music group(s): My Chemical Romance, Muse, Skrillex, Pendulum/Knife Party
Fav. TV programs: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Fav. Films: Pirates of the Caribbean (all of them), Sleepy Hollow, Lord of the Rings, Nightmare Before Christmas, Iron Man 1,2, Avengers Assemble!

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Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11224 - Favs: 8,167 - Follows: 6,378 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Part 50: 'Hey, bonds of blood are for wimps. Bonds of puke – longer-lasting and more memorable.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 141,819 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Gemini by MatsuMama reviews
Of all the drinking stories in Soul Society, theirs are by far the best. A Ukitake/Shunsui melange - laughter, tears, love, loss...everything BUT yaoi. I MEAN it, this fic is HET ONLY. An homage to my favorite two captains. Dedicated to Wilder. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,145 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Tragedy Deferred by Shanghai1875 reviews
Sequel to The Dark Knight, a dramatic Nolanverse retelling of the story MAD LOVE. With the Joker out of Arkham, Harleyquinn tastes both fear and freedom, but will anything bring her back to the girl Jim and Bruce once knew?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 255,197 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Joker
Scrubs Lost by Larbo reviews
Dramedy crossover between both shows. Sacred Heart's finest board Oceanic 815 on the way back from an Australian conference, stranding them on the island. Their presence will have huge repurcussions for the events of season 1...
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,087 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 10/4/2005
The Switch by rent-a-bird reviews
Written as a self-containing "episode" of the Boosh, post-Zooniverse. Howard and Vince fall into some bad juju and switch bodies-taking them on a series of wacky adventures involving evil toys and jazz emergencies.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
There is nothing left to say by truthfullies66 reviews
Some are ready to sacrifice their lifes for Love,some sacrifice their nakama,others sacrifice worlds,but the question is were they ready to sacrifice their Soul?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2009 - S. Aizen, K. Urahara - Complete
Urahara and his guy by Baroqueangel reviews
Parody of the old Spider and the Fly poem. Shameless and there really are no excuses XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2009 - K. Urahara, Ichigo K. - Complete
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Batman: Fading Smile by HarlequinOfHate reviews
After an attack at Arkham, Joker is left wounded and confused, haunting memories of a long forgotten past suddenly plaguing his already warped mind. Batman,desperately searching for the escaped clown,suddenly finds himself in a situation he never expected
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,589 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Bruce W., Joker
Blood and Bullets by ringbearers-gaurdian reviews
Pre-Movie. Sands is on the hunt for a man who's taken something very important to him. Tracking him through Mexico, he ends up partnered with another man who has a vendetta, not just any man, a man named Wolverine.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 1/24/2005
The Trouble with Women by Cayenne Pepper Powder reviews
Vivien is small woman with big fears. Jack is a dirty pirate with a cutlass and a pistol. Vivien is the heir to a fortune she doesn't want. Jack would gladly take it...but no one seems to remember where it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,285 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 2/20/2004
Sands Through The Hourglass by Scarlett Burns reviews
Post movie. Sands finds himself back in CIA hands, and his future is uncertain. A setup within the CIA puts Sands to the test, and he's forced to lay it all out on the line to gain proof about the conspiracy against him. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,005 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
Days by Neon Daisies reviews
Sands had a family that he left behind in order to go play spy. He's lost a lot, but has he discovered all his losses? Or are the poets wrong and you really can go back home again?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,280 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
The Curse of the Black Pearl Mark Two by Bass Girl '89 reviews
This is going to be a seriously random story. Characters from various other movies and books are going to crop up along the line. I have now come up with a curse. It's rather lame, but it's still a curse. Rating is as is because that's just how it is.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 10/31/2004
Phoenix by DramaLexy reviews
It wasn't possible to teach her control, it had to be forced. The Phoenix had to be caged. I took the flashback scene from X3 and ran with it. Please R&R.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Jean G. - Complete
Cracking of a Fragile Eggshell Mind by Mayor Tokey reviews
OUATIM and SW. It’s on the road again for Agent Sands and Mort Rainey. What sort of vicious demons will they have to face along the way? Chapter 16 lives!
Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 125,671 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005
The Law Of Your Anarchic Demise by Atrophy-Conception reviews
Sally along with the help of some of the other residents of Halloween Town must help Jack regain his title of Pumpkin King after it is taken over by a previous owner. Finished.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,014 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/23/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
The Red Spider by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
El runs into trouble. Sands exploits it.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,044 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005
Shifting Sands by Jacquelin Sparrow reviews
FIVE CHAPTERS. What happens when you take a less-than amenable Agent Sands, a female British assassin, a very dangerous conspiracy and shake well? Find out, inside!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
The Therapist's Couch by aaserene reviews
Agent Sands is this therapist's problem patient. Chap 4 up- the party begins
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 6/3/2004
Secrets of the Night by Eediva reviews
Roberto, Ray, Sam, and Bobby have an sleepover one night in Sunny's room. Theyre disturbed by stranges noises coming from Ororo's room which is above Roberto's...eep. Slash. SamRoberto...kinda mentions Logoro
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Sunspot/Roberto D. C., Cannonball/Sam G. - Complete
HalfLife by AhiFlame reviews
For years Jack has kept his darkest secret close beside him. However, he is forced to tell Ana the truth when a mysterious figure confronts Jack and claims to know the answers he seeks. JA. Rating for some violence. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Sons of Mexico by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
Sands and El are both prisoners of a cartel. Can they trust each other enough to work together? Betrayals, coercion, and gun-slinging action. Not slash. Complete!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,636 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/8/2004 - Complete
Another One Bites The Dust by Commander Khashoggi reviews
This is a WWRY fic that takes place after Another One Bites The Dust. The audience never gets to see what happens to Khashoggi. Here's my take on it. Please R & R.
We Will Rock You - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2004
Measured Out in Coffee Spoons by David Hines reviews
An Arkham patient finds that getting better poses its own set of problems.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2004
The Spittin' Image by Mojave Dragonfly reviews
The Black Pearl is raiding cruelly all over the Spanish Main. Is it Will's fault for having helped Jack escape? Elizabeth and Will try to unravel the mystery while Norrington hunts the pirates.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
More Than Eyes Alone Can See by Neon Daisies reviews
Sometimes what can't be seen is more important than what can be. A 'Sands gets back to the States' fic with a twist. That twist would be, no romance, just screwed up people trying to make it through life. ::COMPLETE::
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,546 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
You're the One That I Want by Soulfire reviews
**NEW CHAPTER UP!!!!**(From Disney's Hercules) Hades asks Zeus for a little help and Zeus gives it to him. However, it's not exactly what Hades had in mind.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/4/2002 - Published: 3/24/2001
One Eleven by Kestrel1 reviews
An urban legend as told by Logan...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2001
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Only Violence reviews
When Wolverine brutally murders intruders in the X-mansion he decides the team is better off without him. But the world takes a turn for the worse and mutants are persecuted more than ever. A chance meeting with Kitty results in an unusual partnership as the two struggle to survive. Eventual Wolverine/Kitty. Warning for violence, swearing and general bad behaviour.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,394 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Wolverine/Logan, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
It was a shame reviews
It was a shame he turned out this way... Urahara and Mayuri meet for the first time since the ex-Captain's banishment, and they're not exactly... happy to see eachother. One shot ficlet.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - K. Urahara, Mayuri K. - Complete
Your darkest fear reviews
PreWWRY fic focused around Khashoggi, cuz there's just not enough fics with him in! His busy work is interrupted by a rebel girl, but she gives him a new hope to capture the Bohemians... just HOW will it pan out?
We Will Rock You - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Khashoggi - Complete
Sands out of the desert reviews
Cheesy title, not so cheesy fanfic, unless you count the fact that it's all about Sands... Takes place after OUATIM in Broadway-bearing New York. The CIA isn't too chuffed with Sands at the moment, and this can only mean that trouble pursues.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004
The Secret diarys of Jack Sparrow and others reviews
Top secret! The events of POTC as told by Jack Sparrow in his secret diary. A parody very funny . More secret diaries will come from different characters. Please R&R. Will's diary now up.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T.
Much ado about mutiny reviews
Includes answers such as how he got those gunshot wounds, and why he really doesn't like mutiny. Jack's rise to Captain of the Black Pearl wasn't easy, especially with the mutinous Barbossa on his back. My first real fanfic, please R&R...Please?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, William T./Bootstrap Bill
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