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Joined 05-13-04, id: 588918, Profile Updated: 05-06-13
Author has written 3 stories for Kill Bill, V for Vendetta, and Edward Scissorhands.

Well, hello wandering fanfiction reader and writer! Accidentally click on my name, perhaps reliving some old fanfiction nostalgia (ah, the sweetest taboo), or maybe interested in my works and goings on? If you scroll down, you can find the status of my stories and a funny poem. And if you would like to contact me, head over to my Deviantart account and shoot me a note! I respond to everyone! :D

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An Ode To Fanfiction:

I walked longingly across the hall

my destiny was set

I stumbled across an old computer

Bookmarked to

I shrugged and clicked on movies

And read fanfic left to right

And though I'm not one for sequels

Try as hard as I might

I sometimes wish, just sometimes

The story was not the end

That sad endings ended happier

That broken hearts could mend

I wished Nightcrawler was in Xmen 3

That V had lived instead of died

I wish for more chapters and more scenes

And longer episodes of Adventure Time

I dreamed of completing every story

And doing originals justice

For who is Edward without Scissorhands?

Or aliens that don't walk among us?

So I made a vow that night

I would turn the wrong things right

I would write a fanfic

For movies comics and books

For when one has an idea

You should never overlook

The power that one word can have

Be they good, or be they bad

My destiny was changed one day

Changed forever, in just one way

So, for now I will write on here

But look out for my books this year

Now I better draw this to a close

I'm running out of words I knows

But remember this lesson that I tell you

Words retain the greatest value

So let your imagination fly

Never let creativeness die

Speak from your heart

As well as your mind

And I think that you will find

Writing can spread the greatest joy

To every girl and every boy

So sit on down

Follow this direction

Open your mind

And write some fanfiction!

Fanfiction Status

Being a full time college student, I don't spend nearly as much time on my fanfics as I used to. However, I have every intention to finish all the fic's I've started, so be assured that none of my work will ever be abandoned or forgotten. It just may take me a while to tell the story.

Kill Kiddo- The first story I've ever published online, the one that started it all. Expect Chapter 20 sometime over the summer.

VertiCut- This Edward Scissorhands fic began as a test-drive for a graphic novel story line I was planning, but the original project has since been shelved. Feeling inspired, Chapter 16 is currently being written.

V for Insanity- The only comedy fanfic I'm writing right now, a parody of the popular 'let's put some random teenage girls in da story' genre. Chapters come and go as mysteriously as the deranged mongoose that stole my sense of decency when I began writing it.

All my stories are powered on reviews and hamster wheels. The more I get of either of them, the faster I will generate stories. Thank you for reading!

Character Guides: Many of my fic's include original characters of mine. Here is where you can find their info if you ever get mixed up!

Verticut Character Guide

Urchin Rowan: Main character/narrator. A short, dreadlocked street girl with a flying skate-board. Jaded, hot-tempered, and harbors a fondness for robots. Edward saved her life as a child, and years later, she's decided to return the favor. With a missing father and abscent mother, Urchin's only family are her two closest friends, Beck and Tin-Tin, and now, Edward.

Beck: After a drug related train accident in the early spring, Beck's damaged body is coated with scars and filled with robotic prosthetics; his voice sounds like a broken speaker. While he loves Urchin and Tin very much, he is a very jealous and temperamental person. Even quicker to anger than Urchin, he often does or says things he regrets later.

Tin-Tin: The youngest and sweetest of the group, Tin-Tin has grown into a strange 16 year old. She loves clothes, fashion, hairstyling, and the color pink. She ALSO loves obscure movies/TV shows from the centuries of yesteryear, especially if they have action, gore, and swearing.

Addy: A hacker Beck met at a robotics clinic, is currently trying to figure out what exactly Edward is. A computer/robotics genius and a pervert, Addy lives in the abandoned movie theater The Sacrosanct. He is very odd.

Dwight: A Battle-bot Addy is restoring with some very unique programming. Dwight likes chewing on food for the flavor of it, but often spits it out when it 'stops tasting good'. Also enjoys when there is company, especially Urchin.

Gina: Kim's granddaughter, who went up the the mansion and befriended Edward in her teen years in the 21st century. Although she has long been deceased, she had become a successful actress back in her time. Her memory lives on in her films as well as in Edward.

Imogen: The manager of of the hair salon Verti-Cuts and Edward's new boss. Trendy, warm, flirtatious and friendly, not many people are aware she's one of the last licensed robots in the city. It is also revealed that she is owned by the Boggs family and was custom modeled after Gina.

Lintu: One of Beck’s half sisters. Was best friends with Tin-Tin years prior to the story, but lost touch when she moved to South Gate to go to hairdressing school. Lintu is sweet and giddy, loves fashion and shopping.

Darla: Beck’s other half sister, used to work for Urchin’s father. It has been discovered that she currently deals Battle-Bots, something neither Beck nor Urchin have taken well.

Angelo Rowan: Urchin’s father, a famed scientist/engineer. Disappeared when she was eight.

Asimov: Angelo Rowan's robotic assistant and Urchin's best and only friend when she was a child. Was taken away several months before her father disappeared.

Cherry Rowan: Urchin’s mother. Nurse at Hospital in South Gate, does not speak to Urchin.

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Love & Other Sharp Things by Kallanda Lee reviews
One year after V’s death, the future seems far less bright than it did on the eve of November 5th. The country is in chaos, ruled by a Provisional Government that is doing a poor job. Evey Hammond is a changed person, and it is not all for the better.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 53,934 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 6/27/2006
C For Cookie by sparrowed reviews
Two people. One cookie. This can only mean one thing. Chaos.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Complete
Nightmare Before Madness A tale nobody should read by Kage Tamashii reviews
Warning Warning! This story is badly writtne and stupid. Those with weak minds should not read this because it will cause you to become more stupider. You have been warned! HISS
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,972 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 1/20/2004
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VertiCut reviews
It's been two hundred years since Edward left his mansion. He may not have changed, but Suburbia has: into a dark futuristic city that is twisted, damning and violent. And yet, this New Suburbia may be the closest thing to belonging Edward will ever know.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,477 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 8/3/2007
Kill Kiddo reviews
When you devote your life to vengeance, it's impossible to think clearly. Hatred becomes all you breathe, all you think. It consumes you. Sometimes it's hard to remember what really destroyed me: Beatrix Kiddo or myself. Signed: Nikki Bell
Kill Bill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,697 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Nikki B.
V For Insanity reviews
What happens when four teens obsessed with V make it to his world? Heartbreak, drama, suspense, sex, violence, romance, rock and roll, the destruction of priceless objects, and much, much more!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 7/27/2007