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Joined 05-13-04, id: 588953, Profile Updated: 06-18-11
Author has written 20 stories for House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, Metalocalypse, A Clockwork Orange, and Maleficent.

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NEWS: 09/01/09--Finally uploaded all of the TokiKlok after for, like, ever lol. Sorry about that. Anyways, now working on ShamanKlok, another Dethklok fan fiction extravaganza lol. Also working on my deviantart page doin' some fan art of my Metalocalypse stories. Anyone wants to do something of mine, like draw, sketch, paint or spit something?? Am currently going to college majoring in Graphic Design through the Art Institute of Pittsburgh Online, so I'm learnin' to art it up hahaha.

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Please read and post a review if ya like, thanks!

More scribblins from moi: my adultfanfiction.net profile(not for the faint of heart) and my fictionpress.com profile

New website I'm working on with my online partners in crime, lol. Dethklok site go check it out!

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The Only reviews
A Maleficent fan fiction, giving the behind the scenes of the fairy's story, her childhood with Stefan, and her missing parents. What, exactly, is Maleficent? She neither one type of fairy, nor the other: She is the Only. Only later on does she discover she is not alone.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,774 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2015
Anni Bird, A Clockwork Orange fan vic reviews
A fiction based on the world in the book A Clockwork Orange. This follows a young girl and her group of lady droogs as they make their way in the dystopian world of a decaying future. ADULT THEMES AND VIOLENCE.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2013 - OC, Alex
ShamanKlok reviews
Have no idea what the hell is up with my mind, but here it is. Dehtklok's Nathan Explosion's tribal relatives, the Yannemango tribe of the Amazon. Ofdensen's bastard offspring. Rainforest deforestation, blood, violence, sex, and more. Um. Yeah.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
Firefly Revelations reviews
Moon and Sandoz return to the Firefly residence with some surprises; Otis finds himself in a baaaaad situation. This is a continuation of my Hawks series from . I may publish them here they're pretty graphic, lol .
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010
TokiKlok reviews
Foray into Toki's abusive childhood. Judy Explosion takes Toki home to meet her mom. Not for the faint of heart as it deals with deep psychological issues, with a hearty helping of violence and mayhem. And, Toki may be a dad? Dethklok fan fic metalocalyps
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
DethloveKlok reviews
Judy Explosion returns to Mordhaus after graduating high school. Jealousy, violence and carnage follow in her wake as she struggles to find her own destiny. Plus, a space DethRocket. Nuff said. Please read and respond. Metalocalypse fan fiction.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Dethklok Growing Dethpains reviews
Metalocalypse fan fiction, based on the adult swim cartoon. Nathan Explosion goes through a mid-life crisis and discovers he has a bastard child. Ooops! Watch what happens when they all interact in typical brutal fashion. Please read and respond!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Beowulf's Struggle
A story in the making, this is the first draft of a Beowulf story I have kicking around in my mind. This particular part will be dealing with the massive fight between Beowulf and Grendel's mother.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Published: 3/28/2008
A ChanceMeeting in Middle Earth reviews
Lord of the Rings fan fiction. Orcs and Gondorians and Elves, oh my! During the War of the Ring many seemingly unimportant chancemeetings occurred, sparking momentous changes. Psst, female orcs in here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 2/15/2007
Morgoth's Vile Legacy reviews
Lord of the Rings fan fiction. My imagining of the dark Elder Days and the corruption of the Elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Complete
It's a Firefly Life reviews
House of 1000 CorpsesThe Devil's Rejects fan fiction. Could there be squabbling in the ranks? Will Otis and Baby off each other? Who will get laid first?
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007
Seeds of Memory, the Bloodshed Continues, Part 2 reviews
House of 1000 Corpses Devil's Rejects fan fiction. Some wishful thinking on my part. Baby survives the fatal shootout...or does she? The aftermath of the Devil's Rejects and Angela's continuing adventures. The sequel to Seeds of Memory
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
Seeds of Memory, Fading AwayPart 1 reviews
House of 1000 Corpses Devil's Rejects fan fiction. Some wishful thinking on my part. Baby survives the fatal shootout...or does she? The aftermath of the Devil's Rejects.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Complete
Otis Does Some Bonding reviews
House of 1000 Corpses fan fiction. Otis involuntarily spends some time with his nephew and both get some unexpected surprises that day. Also has some random bits from my Son of Otis timeline
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005
A Firefly Valentine's Day reviews
Short little thing I wrote on Valentine's Day lol. House of 1000 Corpses fan fiction.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Complete
Through RJ's Eyes reviews
House of 1000 Corpses fan fiction. The beginning of the family that would later be known as the Fireflys. The family that slays together, stays together.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Complete
Orion the Hunter reviews
TommyRyan the son of Otis of House of 1000 Corpses fame and his continuing adventures all grown up and a government agent, no less. A crazy cult knows Tommy's dark secret and have plans of their own for him. This would be part 3, after Son of Otis. Ye
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 2/4/2005
Deceived reviews
Lord of the Rings fan fic. Who is the Witchking, Sauron's chief servant? Why is he so darn cool? Well, I don't know, and I may not be a complete master of Tolkien's work, but I adore ol' Witchiepoo and put him in a story of his own!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Complete
Son of Otis reviews
House of 1000 Corpses fan fiction. The sequel to Seed of Evil: years later, Stacy's son begins to wonder where he came from and causes trouble everywhere he goes. What will happen if he finds daddy dearest?
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Complete
Seed of Evil reviews
House of 1000 Corpses fan fictionSee my boy Otis and the rest in action. A journalism student stumbles her way onto the Firefly family. Blood and fun ensues.
House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Complete