Author has written 1 story for Escape Velocity.
I'm...a person, I think...possibly human. (Don't blame me, I was raised by humans...) I like to write science fiction, and read it too. I like Anime/Manga, and am practicing at drawing in that style every day. My life's work is to help other people. In any way I can. It's my lot in life. I'm the one all my friends come to with serious problems, and I do my best to help. I am somewhat of a philosopher...I think...therefore I am? Get the picture? Oh, and my pen name is Elvish (Tolkien Neo-Sindarin) for "One alone in the dark" -_o
My old crud above was incredibly boring...and special.
"Oops," said the God person to the poor, author-plagued earth, "I apologise for the inconvenience."
The man-creature has not updated his story in a long while. Perhaps he should get off his arse and do so. First he has homework to do, always. If he can fit it in, he doesn't even need ideas, or anything in specific to write about, because words flow like the river Nile. Pouring in from many unknown sources, and out into the delta of the internet.
"Please forgive the trespass," begged the man-thing, "I writhe in fear on the fiery coals of your monotonous but quite painful doom-y wrath."
"I concur. Go about your homework before you fail your senior year of high school."
"I must be high," says the humanite, though never having licked a yellow brick toad, "maybe even high on school...but it's time for homework. Do doo doo doo do."