Hello! I mostly lurk looking for stories, but I am attempting to write some of my own now so I don't have to stalk ya'll as much. ;) How many of you did I just scare away with that "ya'll" of mine? Haha, us Southerners know how to clear a room.

I mostly haunt the Star Wars section, because there are way too many categories to check them all anyway, but if you have any other recommendations, I'd be glad to read them if I'm familiar with the category! Mostly video games, heh, you can check my Favorite Video Games further down, but there's some good book series too, like Harry Potter, Pendragon, the Abhorsen books by Garth Nix (are those on here?), and the Nightmare Before Christmas movie section had some good works last I checked.

Some boring biographical information that you probably won't read, and I won't blame you.

Name: Megan

Sex: Female

Age: 18

Location: Florida, United States

Height: Pretty short

Weight: Pretty light

Eyes: Hazel, and they are the coolest eyes ever. Uh, except for yours, of course.

Hair: Brown and wavyish. It does its own thing, and I usually let it.

Sexual Orientation: Bi

Favorite Books: Atlas Shrugged, Flowers for Algernon

Favorite Movie: Fight Club

Favorite TV Shows: House, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Oh go ahead and laugh), America's Next Top Model, used to be XPlay until they got boring, Family Guy

Interests: Books, Video Games, Art, Clarinetty (So, my name for her sucks, she's still pretty cool. She's...uh...a clarinet, actually.), Spelling (I am a Spelling Enthusiast; I'll let the grammar slide, but never the spelling! I love it so much it's actually an interest. Nerd, huh?)

DeviantArt Page: http:///

Relationships: None. Ever. Oh, rub it in, why don't you. Well let me tell you, my friends got me covered for Valentine's Day! Heh, I've got me covered for Valentine's Day, it's called Family Dollar and cheap candy.

Car: Ford Thunderbird that is one of the most undescribable purplish colors on Earth, but it's pretty. And who cares what it looks like, it's an older car, but it rocks hard. I fondly call it my Garish Purple Car.

Favorite Video Games: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Best. Game. Period. Childhood memories, baby.), pretty much every other Zelda game ('cept Majora's Mask and Phantom Hourglass, I didn't like those as much and never finished them.), Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, the Star Fox games (mainly Star Fox 64, but they're all pretty good), the Metroid games (really love Metroid Fusion and Metroid Prime 3), Grim Fandango, Psychonauts, and probably some others I can't think of right now. I love my video games. XD Oh, did I mention lights dim BIOSHOCK? Sorry, I like to exclaim that one dramatically, I'm not sure why.

Currently the ho of: Tia, Nick, Jonathan

Currently the pimp of: Ashley (I'll have to run that one by her, but I don't believe her permission is necessary. XD)

The Game

1. You are playing The Game.

2. Whenever you think about The Game, you lose.

3. Loss must be announced.

Go ahead and try to get out of it, you're still technically playing even if you forget about it. You're just doing a lot better than I am, since you're winning. You're trapped. Just accept it. Or don't. Win the freaking game, see if I care.

If I made you lose The Game for the first time (by me personally, I mean), please notify mnd@. I mean, you don't have to, but I mean, if you did want to, and, you know, you had nothing better to do, and, you know, you were in a particularly good mood, then maybe...?

Stories in Progress: No titles yet; just a novelization of Knights of the Old Republic and a short Dustil fic. I'm working on it, don't push me!