Pickled Princess
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Joined 05-14-04, id: 589201

I am eighteen.

I use this site as a useful form of procrastination.

I prefer crunchy over smooth peanut butter any day.

I like dogs, I have a rather ridiculous fear of cats.

I speak english, and my french tutor assures me I can speak french also.

Occasionally my friends are allowed cameo roles in my stories- they're very obviously placed, lol.

I buy a lot of my stuff from op shops.

I am obsessed with vintage, retro, art deco...

NOTES ON 'SIMPLY A MATTER'
Is finally finished!! Yes, it's a romantic cliche, but i love it. When did i ever claim it was anything but silly romantic reading? There have been questions about the abruptness of the finish. The reason for that is throughout the time i was writing it, many peeps thought i was dragging it out a tad too much- so i decided that i would end it quickly and in one chapter. There are a few loose ends- ie Harry's divorce and the disposal of Melissa, i thought perhaps i would leave it not completely ended on the divorce front and Melissa is so much fun for me to write, i left her hanging a bit so that if i do decide to write a sequel, then i can possibly bring her back in for cameos if i so choose. Im not saying i WILL, just giving myself the option.

NOTES ON 'SOMETHING BORROWED'
A sequel due to popular demand to 'Simply a Matter'. I would probably suggest reading them in order, however if you're in the mood for pregnancy dramas or whatever, then there's probably nothing in Something Borrowed that will be too crazy- should be able to understand it. However, like i said, I would recommend reading them in order to get the 'full effect'. lol.

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A Law to Herself by Shiv5468 reviews
Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 132,046 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Coward by Gueneviere reviews
Kingsley Shacklebolt, Auror and Order member, is a man of deep integrity. He lives by the rules, knows right from wrong, and has never been tempted to stray. Until he starts lusting after a teenage witch, that is. Tonks had always warned him that his self-denying righteousness would make him snap one day. [1/2015: Not Abandoned! Read Profile Notes and 'Coward' prequels].
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,363 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 3/23/2007 - [Hermione G., Kingsley S.] Harry P., N. Tonks
This Left feels Right by moonyNZ reviews
Sequel to Bed of Roses. Sirius and Hermione settle down into family life before a new prophecy surfaces that threatens what they have started. SBHG HPGW RLNT..Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 125,143 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Black Rose by Severus's vampiress reviews
SeverusHermione. It starts with him finding her stealing firewhisky in the middle of the night, and it leads to a marriage Law, love, betrayal,a child and an unexpected kidnapping......
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 38,183 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
In Your Dreams by duj reviews
SSHG, WIP, not HBP or DH compatible. Complete. Circumventing a prophecy is not that easy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,255 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Wives of Werewolves Club by Backroads reviews
Fleur and Tonks. Two girls of utterly different tastes and personalities. In fact, the only thing they have in common is the nature of their husbands! Can't girls bond over that sort of thing? Now AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,299 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Fleur D., N. Tonks
Sunday Night Sex Talk by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1956 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Latest War to End All Wars by I-Heart-MASH reviews
Capt. Alexandra Richardson, and MASH 4077th. Chapter Seven is up! PLEASE review!
M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Necessary by the Order by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,644 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Match Me by falling into you reviews
[COMPLETE]When Draco Malfoy discovers his mother is dying and her last wish is to see him happily married with children, he signs up with a matchmaking service. Will he find love with the one woman who doesn’t believe in it? DracoGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Black Beauty by Swanhild reviews
After the war, seventeen year old Ginny spends her last summer holidays at the Blacks townhouse where Sirius starts to reclaim his position in the magical society.WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Ginny W., Sirius B.
Flight of the Thestrals by GD-7 reviews
Plagued by insomnia, Draco spends his nights soaring through the sky over Hogwarts. What happens when he runs into Ginny one night? R for reason. DMGW, some 'slash' between BZRW (but these chapters are well marked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 74 - Words: 520,137 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/22/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
An Arranged Marriage by vanityfair reviews
Epilogue now added! “Just because a marriage is not a love match does not mean it is loveless consideration turns to respect, respect turns to admiration, and admiration turns to love.” HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,182 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/29/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Seeking Names by SamWitch reviews
Sometimes the relationship starts with a pregnancy. Or at least it does in the case of Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin. A night of passion leads to a lifetime of duties...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,634 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
What Jack Sparrow Wants by Ani Sparrow reviews
Jack Sparrow always gets. But this time it's proving a little more difficult! Rated for sex, suggested rape, drugs and violence. Final two chapters 3rd Sept.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,616 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004
Masquerade by draigonfire reviews
COMPLETED In one night, two very different lives unexpectedly intertwined with the aid of lust, love, and 50 million galleons. Now, six years later, one truth does remain: nothing can be hidden forever. DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,576 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/28/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Dream of the Dragon by Alexathenle reviews
DMHG HPOC. Draco is fighting the Dark Lord. But Saint Malfoy? ... I think not. Draco Malfoy wants to become the next Dark Lord and he's going to take Hermione with him. :: Finished, Completed ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,975 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Serpent's Bride by reiko reviews
In Ginny's sixth year, Draco saved her life... and that's a wizard's debt. Now, five years later, its payback time. Especially now that Draco is in desperate need of a wife. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 178,491 - Reviews: 2207 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete