Author has written 15 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, and Bleach.
Name: Ansela Jonla
Age: What's it to you?
Gender: Female. Problem?
Occupation: Thief...I mean freelance businesswoman
Appearance: Short messy brown hair held back with a green headband, black dress/black skirt and cardigan with green T-shirt, green belt, boots, more weapons than anyone outside of MENSA can count
Weapons: Adamantite Dagger (poisoned), fists, feet, anything recently acquired by usual creative means (cough stolen uncough)
Favourite Colours: Black and Green. What, couldn't you tell?
Family: Brother Timmus Jonla, meat obsessed barbarian;status of parents unknown, but believed to be either in jail or a mental asylum
Hobbies: Acquiring items by creative means, selling said items for a profit, persuading others to part with their belongings for a reduced cost, worshipping my one and only God,sending assorted creatures and scum suckers to a better place. CERRIN TRANSLATION: Stealing things, selling stolen goods, mugging people, praying to Zamorak and killing anything that crosses her path, especially goblins and Saradominists.
Friends: Cerrin Wyver, a sarcastic Guthixian bitch skilled in magic but not cooking or self control; Rozy Wyver, a permanently happy ranger whose prayer level is extraordinarily high; Alex Ilidan, a pervert who would 'date anything with a pulse and not too much fur, though he might waive the fur issue if he was desperate' and finds it impossible to get a girl; Trip Triptree, a boy who was hit with a clumsiness curse that wasn't completed and so can't be reversed because of the interference of Cerrin, which is good as the completed curse would have led to his eventual death. Cerrin: See, I saved Trip's life even before we got mixed up in all this crazy shit. Aren't I good?
Favourite Books: Harry Potter, LOTR, Eragon, Eldest, The Hobbit, anything by Anne McCaffrey or Clive Cussler, Net Force and Op Centre series by Tom Clancy, Chronicles of Narnia
Favourite Films: Harry Potter, LOTR, POTC, Knight's Tale, Resident Evil, Die Hard trilogy, Mad Max trilogy, Yu-Gi-Oh the Movie, Stargate
Favourite TV shows: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Rome, Lost, Threshold, Power Rangers, MASH, Relic Hunter, Buffy, Highlander, Static Shock, Angel
Fave Anime/Manga: Bleach, Death Note, YuGiOh (jap), Pokemon (jap), Zoids, Gundam Wing, Mahou Sensei Negima, Naruto, Elfen Lied(not watched fully yet), Rozen Maiden(also not watched completely)
I destest the Isshin/Ichigo, Ichigo/Kon and Ryuuken/Uryuu pairings. Other than that I'll read just about anything, especially if it's funny/well written. Please no 'Ichigo and Renji's eyes met across the training grounds and before they knew it they were in each others arms kissing as if there was no tomorrow' bullcrap.
Again I can't stand incestuous pairings, which seem to be especially common in Naruto (Uchihacest, Hyuugacest and Sandcest mostly). And I can't read crap which has two rivals/mortal enemies deciding to jump in bed and screw each other's brains out instead of trying to kill/beat each other.
5xHP (check out my GWHP x-over What Comes Around for this pairing)
WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE WHO STALKED YOU ASKING YOU TO KILL THEM FOR MONTHS ON END? NO? THEN WHY SHOULD HEERO? 1XR PAIRINGS ARE WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS.