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Author has written 7 stories for Lizzie McGuire, Harry Potter, Everwood, and Phil Of The Future.
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Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8523 - Favs: 10,296 - Follows: 7,757 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Truth of The Heart by child-of-scorpio reviews
Lily Evans has always, ALWAYS hated James Potter. So when they become Head Boy and Girl, nothing could be worse. But could working with him change Lily’s opinion? Has she been ignoring the truth in her heart all along?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,182 - Reviews: 2485 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Emerald Eyes by IvyClimbing reviews
Through all the crying, laughing, & slapping, James Potter,‘just a friend’, is always there for Lily. So you can imagine her shock when she realizes she's fallen for him. Too bad James is already in love with a girl thats NOT her. Oh the drama! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 222,486 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/25/2008 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Parenting Class by IcyPanther reviews
Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,405 - Reviews: 6160 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When It's Over? by seghen reviews
The war is over and Voldemort has won...so far. Hermione is trapped in a prison, not knowing that the only reason she is alive is so that Malfoy can have her...OVER! AN on 6.14.06
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hear You Me by Gene Kelly reviews
The Second War is over. Harry Potter has vanished and hasn’t been heard from in two years. Heartbroken, Ginny must move on. Life seems normal until a week before her wedding, Harry appears on her doorstep. How's that for ironic? [FORM. BURY THE HATCHET]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,569 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Diaries of the Perfection of Sirius Black by Elven Dagger reviews
You will do well to note that these are probably the most historically important and perfect documents you will ever enounter. I graciously allow you to join me as I prank, babble and blither my way through school. I am Sirius Black and I am sexy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,363 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Sirius B.
A Tale of Twisted Time by Ael L. Bolt reviews
Voldemort is dead, the Ministry in shambles, the Muggles aware of magic, and Hermione Granger has been killed in front of a greviously-wounded Harry Potter. Ron Weasley decides to turn back time to 1981 and stop the destruction from ever starting, but som
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/30/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Ron W., Voldemort
Rings of Promise by boxers-or-briefs reviews
After a painful and embarrassing breakup, Martin is determined to get even. But when another relationship possibility springs up, will he choose the wrong girl or the right one? R&R! 3 Part Story. MartinRuthie COMPLETE!
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,907 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Complete
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Good Guy Extraordinaire by Pantz reviews
“It’s just a role you play: Sirius Black, Auror for the ministry and Gryffindor to boot.” Sometimes your past is the one thing you can’t leave behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Sirius B.
Little Things by ZeldaDragon reviews
They've been friends for years; grew up together. Surely you can't fall in love with your best friend? A Katie BellOliver Wood story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,897 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Oliver W.
This Can't Be Love by musical1 reviews
Ginny Weasley thought she'd found the love of her life in the most unlikely guy. So what happens when realizes she passed over someone even better?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,108 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Make a Wish by thirty2flavors reviews
A wish" “A wish indeed. That’s how it works. You lose an eyelash, you’re granted a wish.” A little bit of fluff, with childish!James and denial!Lily. [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Diminished Arrogance by Intoxicate-me reviews
Oliver Wood — Quidditch captain and heartthrob of Gryffindor, can have any girl in the school, except the one he really wants. Chapter 10 up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Oliver W.
Tots by LollipopsAreTears reviews
Napoleon is out of tater tots. Gosh.
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2005
Of Cohorts and Competitors by le manchot du destin reviews
Just a little story about two people who hate eachother...and how they someday end up married with a kid...that's right, Lily Evans and James Potter, school days, what happened there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,995 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/13/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Wild and Crazy by Pantz reviews
[Finished] “I'm not sure what love is." "Love is simple, really." Cute ficlet. R and R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., Remus L.
Just This Moment by sxarless reviews
iEverything melts away, and for a moment, it’s just him and me.i DHR, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Signed, Anonymous by boxers-or-briefs reviews
Peter dreams about Ruthie every night, and every night he saves her. Not when it counts, of course, but in his dreams, he saves her. Eric Camden receives an anonymous letter, the author of which, he fears he knows all too well. COMPLETE
7th Heaven - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,820 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
A Symphony of Language, a Cacophony of Diatribe by le manchot du destin reviews
One-shot. It's seventh year, and Ron, Harry, and Hermione haven't spoken much lately. But that has to change, Ron realizes. Because there is a special strength in friendship. Rated for a string of Shakespearean insults (nothing serious, after all, my E
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Complete
Jack o' Lanterns & Ginny by Elizabeth90 reviews
It's Halloween time, and Harry's depressed. Ginny helps cheer him up while teaching him to carve jack o' lanterns. Fluff, humor, and angst. One shot, written before HBP was published.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Let It Go by Evilevergreen reviews
[Complete] Angelina had what she wanted, right? She had her Captaincy and, though he wasn't perfect, she had Fred. . . so why did she find herself longing for the figure in the shadows? [Love triangle][V1]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,446 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - G. Montague, Angelina J. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forbidden Forest by Tikvah Ariel reviews
The dream team is back at Hogwarts for their sixth year. Follow them through the final battle, romantic feelings, character deaths, new teachers, and many more exciting adventures. R&R!(Completed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 44,794 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hagrid's Pink Umbrella by Elizabeth90 reviews
Harry and Ginny have a talk in the pouring rain under Hagrid's pink umbrella. An HG oneshot angst, fluff, and some humor from Ginny. R & R, please! Written before HBP came out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Knight in Shining Armor by Jackarooster88 reviews
Ginny gives her point of view on Harry. Only a one shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Ginny W. - Complete
How Come? by child-of-scorpio reviews
They don't trust me any more. I can see it in their eyes. The memories of yesterday undermined by the realities of today. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Should I Stay Or Should I Go by ainsamely reviews
There comes a time in the life of every band that a problem arises: two guys, one girl, and one chance to make it big. Please R&R!
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,726 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004
Freaky Flying: Summer Nights by star.flash.17 reviews
Summary: Hagrid’s getting married! Desperate to keep his mind off Sirius, Best Man Harry seeks out Ginny to learn to dance. In return, he must teach her to ride…a broomstick. OotP canon, HPGW, RWHG, RHOM. A must-read! --EPILOGUE UP--
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,694 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Something Worth Dying For by snowflakey reviews
[....But still I could feel the pressure, the hand of God weighing down on me, saying “you were not there for your friend when she needed you”....] LilyJames, told through the eyes of Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Of Poems and Quidditch by A Graton reviews
Story Two of the Pentagram Points Series. Harry and Ginny discover that their common interests do not only include playing Quidditch together. Before Valentine's Day, Harry must figure out a way to woo the girl of his dreams. Written pre-OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,657 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
In The End It's Right by unforgettable images reviews
The two boys wrapped their arms around her shoulders and each others just feeling one of the last times they could truly be together as the three best friends of Gryffindor, the Golden Trio, the Dream Team. (A one-shot on their last day of Seventh Year.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Complete
Thank You by Liebling reviews
You have watched him open up his heart so you could crawl right in, which took a long time.'(HarryHermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Broken Stars by prexus reviews
... And he's bitter. He thought that wishes were supposed to come true. Lucius Malfoy thinks the stars might be broken. (LilyLucius)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Lucius M., Lily Evans P.
The Great Bouncing Ferret by Slytherin reviews
This is a poem about Draco and that Ferret (we all love him inside, lol) Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2001
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Flight of the Sparrows reviews
She's my mother, not anything else. [Blaise's POV]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Blaise Z. - Complete
Utopia reviews
[one shot] Either I fall into the treacherous pit and bestow him as my knight and lover, or I do the very thing that my heart tells me to do: once again find that true friendship that shouldn’t even exist in a normal planet like this but a utopia.
Phil Of The Future - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2005
Time Stands Still reviews
[one shot] Tonight she’ll forget that she doesn’t have a future. She’ll pretend that she’s a normal teenager living a normal day. Time stand still, and for once, she’s glad of that. [HannahBright]
Everwood - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Complete
Bugger Off, Potter reviews
[Complete] “Go jump off a cliff, Potter.” “Only for you, darling.” “I meant it.” “If I fell of a cliff, then I could never bug you again.” “Oh, how terrible.” A humorous fic of Lily and James; from fights to even more fights.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Forget Me Not reviews
[Complete] Forget me... Forget me not... Picking petals from a dandelion won't choose the answer to the question that's been in my mind forever: Will you forget me after you've left this school?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Afternoon Tea with Lord Voldemort reviews
[one shot] To Harry and Co.: Welcome to the Tea Party of Lord Voldemort, but would rather be called Tom. Meet us on Saturday for a tea party with Umbridge, Peter, Bellatrix, and...me! A story that's filled with humor and pure idiocy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Moment To Never Forget reviews
[Complete] David Gordon had loved Lizzie for all his life, but he was too late telling her because she got married. Now on Christmas Eve, Lizzie felt the same way. She feels horrible about how she feels, but her husband is also doing something worse.
Lizzie McGuire - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
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