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Well... one little crude bitch who would rather spend her days reading awesome fics rather than actually dealing with other young,single(and ready yo mingle ;)) and have a huge family. So...Yeah...Thats about it..OH! And I currently live in one of the funniest,at least in my opinion, places of the whole wide world. I love it,but it can get tiresome.Ok now im rambling...Well...Yea... |
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Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Confessions of a Billionaire's W by RuthlesslyYours reviews
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,986 - Reviews: 3745 - Favs: 4,246 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Channel Five by planetblue reviews
A private plane. A velvet voice. A seduction miles above ground. My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,288 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 1,025 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Edward, Bella
Barefoot in Texas by planetblue reviews
I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,333 - Reviews: 4333 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Little Pink House by staceleo reviews
Newly divorced and heartbroken Bella Swan moves back near her father to raise her small children. What will happen when she meets the stuck up, single Edward Cullen? Can she thaw his bitter heart or will he be a lost cause that leads her to another heartbreak?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 121,540 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nobody's Little Girl by HelloElla reviews
A billionaire couple searches for their long lost daughter. A lonely, troubled young man finds and gives refuge to a homeless girl with no name. Paths are crossed and hearts are given, but you can't keep what was never yours.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,863 - Reviews: 6025 - Favs: 5,437 - Follows: 3,852 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 4335 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 1,620 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
HELLO KITTY by KStewsBrownSugr reviews
Here Kitty Kitty. Hungover Edward and his dirty male mind get him and his "Amigo" into trouble. No Zombies, Hookers, Vegetables, or Farm Animals were hurt while writing. M for language, Adult situations. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Deal by m7707 reviews
Bella Swan hates Rosalie Hale. Her idea of revenge? Sleeping with the Ice Queen's boyfriend, Edward Cullen. AH, very OOC, very rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Longest Summer by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella wants Edward...the only problem is, he's a counselor at her summer camp. And although Bella has always been one of Edward's favorite campers, that's all she'll ever be to him...right? When Bella returns as a counselor, can she change his mind? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 255,530 - Reviews: 4281 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 2,512 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2987 - Favs: 6,357 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AU-Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,704 - Reviews: 11499 - Favs: 12,462 - Follows: 6,170 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete