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Joined 07-13-14, id: 5896161, Profile Updated: 08-30-15
Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Warriors.

Welcome to Nowhereland. Here you will find sarcastic people and unfriendly tour guides, invisible tuna casseroles and deadly antidotes. Oh, and one evil mastermind named NOBODY (Nowhereland Owner But Overly Discrete Yawner). You know, nothing too strange.


8/7 - NOBODY has returned from the summer camp! The Rejects will be updated promptly.

7/15 - NOBODY will be going to a summer camp on Sunday, July 19. There will be no updates for three weeks. She will try to update as soon as possible when she gets back.

Current Stories

The Great Panda Oneshot Machine - Hetalia - Join Sichuan and her siblings on their adventures as the provinces of China in oneshots. Updated when NOBODY is not being a lazy ape.

- Temporarily on hiatus until NOBODY is inspired again.

The Rejects - Warriors - re·ject, noun, 1. a person or thing dismissed as failing to meet standards or satisfy tastes.

- Updated up to Chapter 6

- Written up to Chapter 7

- Will be updated once a week.

Author Recommendations

hetaliamongul123- Her stories are written beautifully and her layout is perfect. She does her research for her historical fics and she writes China majestically. You won't regret reading her works. NOBODY's favorite is historia de vita mea. Go take a look!

Sunruner - Known as lsunnyc on tumblr, she writes for Hetalia as well and NOBODY thinks that her best fic so far is Snakeskins, a Pottertalia crossover. She is also the author of HetaOni: Final Loop, a real tearjerker. Read her fics but have a box of tissues ready for the plot twists.


NOBODY's real name is Melissa. She was born in Canadia, Somewhereland and at the tender age of five she moved to Nowhereland, Apurrica. Melissa enjoys browsing tumblr, stalking people on Instagram, writing, watching anime, and Supernatural. She also enjoys drawing even though her skills are average, and attempting to start new TV shows and mangas when she knows she'll never finish them. If you want to contact her, your best shot is to go on her tumblr: sammythecanadianmoose and send a message.

Melissa is at the life-changing age of thirteen and a half. She plays the cello and the piano, and she hates mushrooms. Her parents are immigrants from China, and though she can use English fluently, her grammar may falter awkwardly at times. She can speak Mandarin fluently (and a word or two of the Sichuan dialect) but her reading skills are at a second-grader's level and her writing skills are even worse. Melissa spends a large portion of her life wondering where the random bruises on her legs come from, not reading the directions and lying in bed.

Melissa often dreams about having 125 followers on tumblr and having more than four people reading her works. She has the fear of something falling on her head, the fear of having her back to an open space, and the fear of anyone touching her fountain pen.

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Snakeskins by Sunruner reviews
Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic. Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 1,026,267 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Scorpius M., N. Italy, England/Britain
Thawing A Frozen Heart by izb01 reviews
Tigerstar somehow managed to resurrect himself, at the cost of losing all his memories. StarClan, untrusting of the dangerous tom, sent Firestar back to defeat him if necessary. However, something went wrong. Firestar is sent back as a she-cat. Sparks fly. They do say opposites attract. But is this good or bad? Will they destroy the clans, or save them? Even StarClan doesn't know.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 174,074 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 9/8/2014
Sidestep by Unknown Soldier Shadow reviews
Twist, one of the rogues that attacked the Tribe, has been taught from a young age that her own life is the only thing that should ever matter to her, period. So what happens when she breaks her only rule to rescue a handsome tom from disaster?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,372 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Float by Unknown Soldier Shadow reviews
"You think all of the evil is gone from this place? You're wrong. It's coiled so deeply within our dark hearts that we can't even feel it. You can't even tell it's there until you see the monster's face, and by then it's far too late." Sequel to Sidestep
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 218,297 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/8/2017 - Published: 8/9/2011 - OC - Complete
historia de vita mea by hetaliamongul123 reviews
fem!China AU :: The youngest daughter of a missing innkeeper learns that some secrets are not meant to be learned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Japan, China, Taiwan, Vietnam
The Elements Of the Unwanted by The Assassins Anthem reviews
The clans are clueless of the darkness even the stars could not see coming. We know, though. We, the accused, the outcasts, and the lonely. And we have the elemental power to stop it. Why save a group of cats who have been nothing but cruel to us? We have our reasons. What better way to say "I told you so" than to save their very lives? Of course, it isn't the only reason. Is it?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,452 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 4/22/2014 - OC - Complete
et tunc est by hetaliamongul123 reviews
And when their lips slowly gravitate closer together, he realizes that he's in love with the enemy. (Or, a love story in six parts.) :: modern world AU:: taipei/beijing ::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2015 - China, Taiwan
lux sit by hetaliamongul123 reviews
Hetalia AU:: Wang Mei is but a mask, and her life is but a lie. :: The story of the country who will one day represent Taiwan, and the struggles she faced to get there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Japan, China, Taiwan
HETALIA by hetaliamongul123 reviews
The messed up, historically inaccurate tale of Wang Yao and his minions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - China
贪婪是邪恶的原点 by hetaliamongul123 reviews
:: 'She slammed the bamboo door into his face, a whirling movement of green and yellow and brown, and in that instant it started to rain.' :: hetalia japan centric au :: (Or, when Kiku realizes some things can't be forgiven.) ::
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Japan, China
イン·メモリアム by hetaliamongul123 reviews
Short postbellum fics centering on the Allied and Axis:: CHAPTER ONE- メモリ: Kiku, Alfred, and remembering.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2014
The Legends of Sherlock Holmes by WikketKrikket reviews
Summer, 1963, and John Watson has just moved back to England following his father's death. It looks set to be a boring few weeks, until he meets a strange boy climbing trees who tells him he should believe in magic. In the years leading up to the first Wizarding War, friendships will be formed that will later be put to the test. Written for Scooby2408's birthday. Updates daily.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,469 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Complete
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The Rejects reviews
re·ject, noun, 1. a person or thing dismissed as failing to meet standards or satisfy tastes.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/14/2015 - OC
The Great Panda Oneshot Machine reviews
Join Sichuan and her siblings on their adventures as the provinces of China in oneshots. Updated when NOBODY is not being a lazy ape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - China, OC