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Joined 04-14-01, id: 58965, Profile Updated: 08-02-14
Author has written 16 stories for Diagnosis Murder, Jem, MacGyver, Star Wars, Shakespeare, X-Files, Princess Mononoke, Power Rangers, X-Men: The Movie, and Ninja Turtles.

UPDATED 2 August 2014

The only fics really worth reading are 'Burning Midnight Oil', 'Ophelia' and 'Black Jim'.

I wouldn't let anything at all that I thought wasn't directly aimed at helping my creativity come out, I treat it as if it were a knife to my heart like ah... William Burroughs always talks about the world is nothing but allies and enemies and it's important to, to understand what things around you are the enemies and a lot of the time your worst enemy is your, is your ego. - John Frusciante

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Underdark by Nekotsuki reviews
He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,734 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Red Room by Commodore Norrington reviews
During a routine trade negotiation, the team runs afoul of the natives and are subjected to their correctional facility: a mysterious and dangerous Cube.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
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A Peace of the Bands reviews
CADE BUCHANAN'S CHAPTER SIX! A death among the Misfits leaves Eric to ponder his life, and brings him an unexpected allie.
Jem - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 4/15/2001
Just Some Ninja Turtle Dreams reviews
These are dreams from when I was eleven years old. I was a very odd child.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2001
M.T.S. (Missing Time Syndrome) reviews
Mulder has been missing for four days, and Scully must find him.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2001
Wolverine's Return reviews
Um... Wolverine's return. This takes place a few years after the movie. Oh, and Libby Edwards, PLEASE don't shoot me!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2001
Challenging The Top Card reviews
Can the Rangers defeat an enemy who has the power to turn them against one another?
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/26/2001
The Story of the Maroon Ranger reviews
Only the maroon ranger can save the Power Rangers now! But can they find her in time?
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/26/2001
Between Dreams reviews
Will MacGyver EVER get to sleep?
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2001
Encounter reviews
Fresh meat!
Princess Mononoke - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2001
A MacGyver Story (creative name, ain't it!) reviews
MacGyver shows up at my high school and sweeps me away from geometry class to go on an adventure.
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4/15/2001
Mission to Mos Eisley reviews
Takes place in between A New Hope and Empire. Luke, Han, and 3P0 are on a mission, to take the secret plans for the rebel base to a secure location. Can they escape imperial attention? Bear in mind, I wrote this when I was 13, 14 years old. Fairly creativ
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2001
Alien/human hybrid reviews
Inspired by X-Files, a five-line poem that's a little whacked
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/15/2001
Ophelia reviews
Hamlet, Shakespeare's most beautiful composition, has touched me in many ways. This poem is truly a fanfiction poem, dedicated to his magnificant character, Ophelia.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2001
A Star Wars Love reviews
a poem I wrote to the love of my life when I was sixteen years old, a couple of weeks after I fell in love with him. We're both crazy about Star Wars, if you can't tell.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4/15/2001
Cool Show reviews
Another cute little poem about MacGyver from when I was fifteen
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2001
MacGyver: The Poem reviews
a cute little poem I wrote when I was fifteen about MacGyver, my hero
MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2001
Black Jim reviews
Something happens to Steve, but I don't want to give anything else away.
Diagnosis Murder - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,124 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2001