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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

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Yo, people. This is Regina being lameydovey (LD). I'm still schooling... so be nice to me! Hoho. :D

The LAMENESS:

I mainly read Harry Potter DMHG (draco malfoy x hermione granger) pairings only... but I read a few other fics of different categories when I browse through Just In. I hate HPHG, RWHG, DMGW... No offence to anyone, really. Do take a look at my C2 archive and favourites (especially the authors!) if you want some really good dmhg fics and writers.

Well, on another note, if you're here, it should mean that you have some interest in this page... and my fics? x: Hmm. Then here are my recommendations:-

Do NOT waste your time clicking open Why Opposites Attract and All Bad Forgotten. I'm most likely going to discontinue them. (I know, I only wrote them without careful planning... That's me being rash and extremely irrational ages ago.) I just can't bear to just delete them like that so please understand.

Curses is not a good, beta-ed story, if I can say so myself. And even I have forgotten what was the plot already gahahaha.

Works that I feel would leave a better impression of me as a writer on you would be the others not-yet-mentioned bwahaha!

MY WORKS:
All stories were plotted BEFORE the release of Harry Potter 6 (Half-Blood Prince) unless otherwise stated.

Curses of Our Lives (AU): Gonna delete this and re-post a complete new version of it when I have the time. Ugh, I don't like how it looks now. Completed.

Why Opposites Attract -The Truth: The status of this fic is the same as the one above. Haha, I think I can only get everything done by the end of my next life. WiP or not.

After Seven Years - aka Innocent (quite un-AU): One-Shot. Just romance! And quite cliche... I dunno, read it yourself first. Complete.

a. How Malfoy Got NAKED (Humour/Parody) Two-shots!! A prequel to Conscience. Some events leading to Malfoy being naked and all. Hope you like it really!! Complete.

b. Conscience with the NAKED Malfoy (Humour/Parody): Didn't really mean to highlight the word 'naked' like that... Warning: This is a senseless fic and truly deserves the genre Parody. UPDATED note: it's not graphic as there is really no rape in there o.o just saying x: Complete.

All 'Bad' Forgotten (AU): I still do not know what to do with the story... So, all suggestions are welcomed. Please read it though I do not like the first chapter too. WiP or not.

Darkness Was All Around Me (un-AU): One-Shot. Because this is written according to the events that took place in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Draco left school after the assassination of Dumbledore and I thought I could write a fic on what he's thinking when he was away. Not eventful. Featuring Draco Malfoy as a tortured soul... uh, KIDDING. Complete.

Draco's First Labour (lalala): Sudden idea. Not an inspiration but I just wanted to write something to kill time (though I really have not much time to kill!!). It's not very eventful but I feel that its passable. Thanks if you've read and reviewed the story!! Cookies to you! Complete.

Voldemort's Followers (Parody): Very, very short fic. Shortest that I've ever written! Please R&R! Give it your support ; Complete.

Like What You See? (Humour): Initially, I wanted to title it as 'Be Careful Who You Get Into Bed With' but decided against it... for unknown reasons. ANYWAYS, please read and review it! I need to know where to improve on x Complete.

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28 October 07

IT'S BEEN A WHILE AND NOW I'M BACK TO READING FANFICS :D

Wow I miss dmhg so much.

And I should really finish up on the Ward story x_x

14 November 09

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Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione & Draco, James & Lily. Written before The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 105,645 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 4976 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 2,809 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Under Malfoy's Orders by citcat299 reviews
Malfoy tricks Hermione and puts her under a spell, forcing her to obey his every command. However, not everything goes according to plan... please R&R! Set in 6th year, written before HP6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,473 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6239 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whispered Drunken Nothings by mugglewriter13 reviews
UPDATED JUNE 2010 Chapter 7 - Hermione gets drunk at a New Year's Eve party and fate comes along...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How to survive getting stranded with your enemy by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
The head boy and girl aren't getting along and Dumbledore has a plan to help them realize that they aren't so different. No reference to HBP or DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,325 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
He's a Different Man by maja3322 reviews
A small, silly poem about Ron, Draco and Hermione a little Ron-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Book 8: Potassium Potter and the Redox Reaction by larrythestapler reviews
Potassium was destined to give off 1 electron, and thus the ionic wizards called him, "The Giving One." Is Lord Iodine a perfect math with his 7 valence electrons? Read to see if there was really a redox reaction between them!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Things Six Year Olds Can't Say by houseofloki reviews
Title says all. They are in class and starts swearing at each other. Featuring Hermione, Draco, Harry, Ron, Pansy, Blaise, Ginny, Luna, Seamus, Dean, Lavender etc
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wicked Tidings by TassanaBurrfoot reviews
Detention has never been so sweet...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,642 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chemistry by drcjsnider reviews
When Hermione has to enroll Hugo in a Muggle primary school, she is astonished that Draco Malfoy is his Chemistry teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kiss Me by zarah joyce reviews
The gorgeous guys get to pick between the bombshell and the firecracker, pretend they never saw the plain one in between them. AU. DHr. Inspired by Sinfully Sexy by Linda Francis Lee.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nerd by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"If you must know, Draco Malfoy, I have this huge thing for nerds." Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Master's Tool by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Under his father's orders, Draco is entered into a charity slave auction in an effort to rebuild the Malfoy image after the end of the war. When his Master claims him, he's inadvertently drawn into a game he wants no part of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Playing the Hero by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Head Girl in year 7. Draco wants to get to know Hermione better and uses Crookshanks to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Red and Green by iamhermionemalfoy reviews
Hermione challenges Draco to wear the one color he never imagined himself wearing--but what would be a sweeter form of revenge than asking her to wear his own house colors? And what possible trouble could wearing unexpected colors of robes bring to them?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,882 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Relaxation Yoga by Love2Love reviews
It was a simple plan: take a yoga class, find her inner yogi and live a renewed life with yoga. Then Malfoy had to waltz in wearing his stupid yoga pants and twist her life around in a bunch of funny ways. The problem: she actually sort of liked it. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,354 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Cup of Tea by Glalie773 reviews
Hermione's watching a Quidditch practice, when a certain Slytherin strolls up for a chat. DM/HG one-shot. Implied GW/BZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I VeLoay AyYou by Goodness- Rainy reviews
“Hermione chuckled as Draco's face lit up like a rocket. 'You know what, Malfoy? I ve-loay ay-you.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Touch and Go by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot - A series of ten freestyle drabbles where Draco and Hermione break up, from different points in their relationship. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Over Tea Leaves and Coffee by formerlyknownasone reviews
You seem to believe entirely too much in coincidence," Draco winked at her. A DMHG story. Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,364 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Secret by Marauder's Mistress reviews
Hermione looks into the past and discovers a secret from her past. What she didn't expect was it had something to do with her worst enemy..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Predicting the Future Brightness by margaritama reviews
A night among the stars brings two unlikely people together.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Mathematical Proof by larrythestapler reviews
Draco writes a mathematical proof. Given: His love for Hermione is infinite, like the stellar regions of this limitless universe. Prove: Why Hermione Granger should marry Draco Malfoy. -DracoxHermione FLUFF- & bad math jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Seduction of the Fittest by xxShadowDragon2xx reviews
The Golden Trio have defeated Voldemort. Draco has decided that he wants Hermione, and nothing stops a Malfoy. postwar and postHogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 3,572 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Kiss Me Through the Phone by rock-the-casbah18 reviews
A short phone conversation between Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sneaky Snape by KrystyWroth reviews
Professor Snape knows that students have been sneaking into his potions lab after hours and using the room for things that shouldn't be done in the classroom. He finally figures out who. But what's worse, he can't stop watching.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Complete Nutter by dracosgem reviews
Draco Malfoy had several theories regarding the witch who was storming around his office like a fire breathing Heliopath…but, ultimately, he had managed to narrow it down to this one, final conclusion: Hogwarts' brightest witch was a complete nutter...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date by zarah joyce reviews
Harry, Ron, and Pansy - three people stupid enough to set-up Draco Malfoy on a blind date with Hermione Granger. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Boss’s Fiancé by CrazeePurpleMonkey reviews
Malfoy owns a fashion magazine and his fiancée Pansy is the editor.Hermione is looking for a job. Perfect timing because Pansy needs a Personal Assistant. CHAPTER 8 IS FINALLY UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,134 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Stairs by snow winter reviews
Who knew fumbling down the stairs would be this nice....especially when a certain Slytherin's there to break your fall. A short, one shot fic DMHG pairing. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Chronicles of Draco Malfoy by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy. Passionate Writer. Bestselling Author. Who would've thought? Certainly not the people around him! Updated, chapter 10 now up! Not compatible to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,769 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Parting Gift by zarah joyce reviews
They both knew it will end. The only question was when. DHr, with SalazarRowena.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beautiful by Cuteblndegoddess reviews
Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,704 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Remembering Hogwarts by Rebellion Author reviews
It's been 10 years since Hermione left her fiance at the alter, but she doesn't remember it. She doesn't remember much actually. So why is she remembering things that could not have possibly happened? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,954 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Under The Influence by maladroit mate reviews
A little New Year's Eve themed Dramione oneshot heavily influenced by firewhiskey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Baby Blues by Stessa reviews
Choosing a name for a baby can be very hard. Especially if your husband isn't listening, and just doesn't seem to wanna work with you. [Cute Dramione drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Loony by likewise4me reviews
It's true, you may not believe it, but it's true. I Draco Malfoy admit to being as the title states Loony. And it's not even my fault. It's her's. DMHG oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ode to the dirty mistresses by Dramione27 reviews
You know the deal Granger, as soon as he finds out, it's over,' she looked at him in horror as he closed the door on her, 'Please Malfoy, he'll kill me, you know he will' he shrugged his shoulders in nonchalance, 'Not my problem mudblood.' Dark oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Marry Hermione Granger by Chocolateveela reviews
There is a process to these things... Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
These Boys of Mine by Diatha reviews
What's it like being best friends with boys...Hermione knows. A little too well, in fact. Oneshot just for fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Taste Of Your Kiss by AkashaTheKitty reviews
PostHogwarts. Could maybe follow canon, forgetting the epilogue, I suppose. OOC and HIGHLY improbable. Just a feelgood funny romance I wrote to relieve some of the angst I had gotten from writing Silencio. I don't care if you read or review :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silencio by AkashaTheKitty reviews
In a whirlwind of pleasure and angst, can Draco and Hermoine end up happy and together? Or are they destined forever to keep their relationship physical and above all secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 92,484 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Aftereffects by zarah joyce reviews
Take one Hermione Granger, one Draco Malfoy. Have them drink a love potion. Lock them up in a room together...oh, what fun! With HG and RP. Warning: Adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,837 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Master by AkashaTheKitty reviews
The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and then bought by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he do that when he obviously isn't really interested in using her for anything? AU, very ugly themes, ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Memory Lapses by luckei1 reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
For Rent by me19 reviews
Thanks to Blaise Zabini, 26 year old Draco Malfoy has to pretend to be married to a Muggle-born witch in order to secure a business deal. Who's the best Muggle-born witch for the job? Why, Hermione Granger of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,846 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Forgetting Hogwarts by Rebellion Author reviews
A law has been passed, all female muggleborns must marry adult male purebloods, or face being ejected from the community. When Hermione is pared with her worst enemy, will she fall in love or chose to become an outcast? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,911 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Note by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
Lily and James are in Charms and are passing notes. Just a Oneshot, but have a read anyway :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Transfiguring Forks by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
Lily and James pass notes in Transfiguration. Quick Oneshot :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Draco's Doll by secretdiary reviews
PostHBP DM&HG MATURE. Find out what's become of Draco after failing to fulfill his task and how he ends up the captor of the girl he could never have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Precious Empty Space by Priah reviews
Complete After six years of traveling by foot half way across the world, Draco returns to the the family he left behind. The family which thought him dead by way of war. Hermione, his loyal wife, and Junior, the son of 5 he has never met. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 102,232 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Notes In Potions by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
I've decided its no longer a Oneshot. Lily passes a note to James telling him to stop looking at her and a conversation enfolds. Just a fun quick story. LilyJames, Part 6 up! Its just a reason to write fun convos :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
He Was Cold In Every Way by Toxxic-hugs reviews
And one day, I will be able to look at my little Darrien, and not see his father staring back. Heartless Dramione. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All That Mattered by XorderlyXchaosXnXconfusionX reviews
She wasn't meant to be with him, and they both knew it. She had obligations and promises to her side, to Ron, and yet she still fell in love with him. It was only a question of choosing her heart or her obligations that would determine their fate. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,043 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
RAVENCLAW! by drakemi'owne reviews
She’s running. Running from everything she believed in. She didn’t want to believe what she heard nor what they pushed her to believe.oneshot! DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco's Secret Feelings by Slytherin-Dracomione024 reviews
A poetic intervention that declares Draco's love for Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Sim kind of life by Fantasmorfic reviews
My first one shot in this, thought it up and wrote it in around ten mins coz i couldn't think of anything. Please review and help me improve for the next story. NOT a Dramione fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
When Ginny and Hermione Talk by latina-fangirl reviews
Hermione is distraght and Ginny's there...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Dance by Amynta reviews
Are you taking anyone to the graduation party? Are you even going? Why is there a pink rubber ducky in front of the doorway? What’s your favourite colour? Satisfied?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
IMPERFECTION by Ifuonlyknewgrl reviews
TWOSHOT! YES I ADDED A NEW AND LAST CHAPTER! Draco never knew the deep, dark secrets the frizzy haired mudblood kept to herself. Until he stole her diary. WARN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome To Hell by RootbeerFloatShallPrevail reviews
Summary: One of these days, Granger, you’re going to be in debt to me. And when you’re begging for me to spare you, I don’t think I ought to. Rated R FOR A REASON, HAS PLOT! NOT CLICHE! This is RootbeerFloat under new pen name! FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,577 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Last Name Basis by obliquedge reviews
Draco and Hermione are engaged, living together, and still calling each other Granger and Malfoy. DHr oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Timeless whispers by Follow-ur-Shadow reviews
‘You really are naive aren’t you? Fight the good fight and all that… Sometimes life’s not that simple’ HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,001 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Untitled by zarah joyce reviews
Saying nothing, his eyes just traveled on her, from her eyes and onto her mouth. Then, he said, “How can I prove myself to you?” DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Like Winter by empathapathique reviews
He was her savior, a bloody angel with bloody hands, a soothing touch, and so much pain in his eyes that she ached with the need to protect him, take him into her body—protecting him with her own—and never let him go. DHr Not HBPcompliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,640 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Remake of the Sorcerer stone by Draco666 reviews
I Draco Lucuis Narcissa Lily Mary Salazar Malfoy, am the true star of the books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,226 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Wit's End by zarah joyce reviews
Draco Malfoy and sex were two completely irrelevant, unrelated terms... or at least, that was what Hermione Granger thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Arousing The Unknown by Aznyx reviews
“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,893 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Absolution by zarah joyce reviews
How far would Draco go in his quest for forgiveness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From the Diary of Draco Malfoy by ShadesofWhite reviews
That's right...I have to keep this journal, and write in it everyday. Being a Malfoy sucks, ya know?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,176 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
All the Little Things by aplacefarawayfromhere reviews
Hermione has never resisted a challenge from Draco Malfoy. But when that challenge involves the betrayal of the heart for three people, will she play his game, or will he play into hers?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,541 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Morning After by zarah joyce reviews
People always talked about the night before, but what about the morning after? Warning: Use of explicit language, adult themes, though none too graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Softie by GirlWithin reviews
They say the day I married Hermione Granger was the day the great Draco Malfoy became soft. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
10 Reasons Why I Divorced Oliver Wood by justcrazyobsessed reviews
Hermione married Oliver Wood and never was happy. Read the list of reasons she has to leave a seemingly perfect marriage. SEQUEL to 10 Reasons Why I Married Oliver Wood. DM x HG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Basketcase by attica reviews
DHr. “Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world.” Oooh, BURN. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 292,537 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Other Side of Midnight by zarah joyce reviews
It was war. And in war, love had no place anywhere. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I said, 'I do' first by GirlWithin reviews
Mud slinging with Malfoy on her wedding day? Whatever will Hermione's soon to be husband think? Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Gee, We're Stuck by Takitwo reviews
It was a harmless Valentines Day game to everyone except Hermione and her good ole foe. What's worse than being handcuffed to Draco for Hermione? Having your best friends give away the only key.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/11/2005 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Purely Physical by burgundyred reviews
“Granger,” he’d said clearly. “I have a proposition.” She looked up at him, steely silver eyes boring into her. She trembled. "What do you say we embark on a physical relationship...purely physical." DMHG-sex-fic-with-twists!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,120 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1763 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Gouging of Eyeballs by Visible reviews
[One shot] Randomness, drabbles, thoughts and scribbles all describe a period of boredom for Hermione Granger in one Potions class. Thoughts of teeth, twins and Draco Malfoy plague her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by Fledgling reviews
[AlternateReality. HGDM but not quite. Dark.] “You promised me your loyalty.” He brushed his nose against hers. “If only you knew that you could never break a promise to a Death Eater.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Heart by superscar reviews
Hermione has trouble moving on after her relationship with Draco Malfoy. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Public Display of Affection by Erythros reviews
[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 126 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Romeo REALLY killed himself by Cold-eyes-for-you reviews
DISCONTINUED!Hogwarts is in an uproar about the new play! New friendships arise and not everyone is what they seem. Not what's expected. Hermione seems to be the only one unsure of her role. Will she warm up to the part? DMHG, GWHP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,658 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
On The Wild Side by Aznyx reviews
An unfortunate incident happened to occur during Transfiguration Class. Can life get any more complicated now that Hermione is a ferret and Draco is a beaver? Fate doesn’t seem to think so. DMHG RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
10 Reasons Why I married Oliver Wood by justcrazyobsessed reviews
If you can't have love then you might as well settle for money and looks, right? Hermione tells why she gave up on Draco after so many years. ONE SHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,211 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Days of Eternity by Mystic-Ruler2099 reviews
Hermione is being sexually teased by Draco Malfoy and she's not very sure if she likes it. Or does she? But what about that hot stranger she sees in the Quidditch Shop? What happens when they meet again? Updated: Chapter 27
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,183 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Little Misunderstanding by redflower reviews
When Hermione’s mother misinterprets a meeting between her daughter and Draco Malfoy, Hermione decides to continue the façade, rather than break her mother’s heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Delusion by burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Tough Report by tranquil light reviews
Chapter Four; Post-Hogwarts. Hermione Granger, now a writer for the Daily Prophet, finds herself with a rather tough report to write when she meets Oliver Wood and Draco Malfoy, all grown up and the focus of her new report. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Morning After by tranquil light reviews
As the morning's first light peered through the windows, a groan was released from a messy mountain of rearranged and mismatched covers. A short story of two 'Harry Potter' characters and their 'morning after!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2004
Is this Hell? by quixotic-star reviews
4 Slytherins and 4 Gryffindors are forced to spend some quality time together....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,212 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/15/2004 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
My Lovely Maid by youngwriter56 reviews
In the end of the 6th year, Hermione waited at King's Cross for hours. She was met by Draco Malfoy, and her questions were answered with horrible truths. Rated PG13. -Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,339 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Child's Atrocity by Fluff reviews
Several years after Hogwarts graduation, Draco and Hermione are horrified to find out that their third-year children are best friends. The worst part (or best, for the author’s plot need)? They’re both single parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Princess in Waiting by OriginalExperience reviews
Hey I have updated, still have more written out will keep adding in installments. keep reviewing!
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2004
My Favourite Things by citcat299 reviews
An original song by Draco Malfoy. [Trust me, its hilarious!] [[Note: As a reviewer has so kindly pointed out to me, the actual song doesn't belong to me. What I meant was that the lyrics I invented belong to me.]]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Draco M.
In Love and Loss by burgundyred reviews
“Hermione. There is no way we’ll survive this war. We ensured our deaths when we fell in love,” he smiles bitterly, looking like a true Malfoy, “and we’ll die no matter what. We’ve got to kill each other. There is no other way.” One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
1 Day, or 24 Hours by CJ15 reviews
Not a lot can happen in one day, but more than you ever imagined can happen in twenty-four hours. If you were stuck with your worst enemy for one day, what would you do? One day can be short, or twenty-four times as long. DMHG R&R rating subject to change
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2597 - Favs: 1,775 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cell Mates by CrazzieAddict06 reviews
COMPLETED! With no memory and a murder on her record, Hermione is brought to Azkaban Prison, where she meets up with a certain gray eyed guy, in the same predicament as she. Is there such a thing as fate? Or are they just foolin themselves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,661 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate My Boss by fripachi reviews
Hermione needed a job and took the one that Malfoy offered her, as his personal assistant. Will working and living with him prove to be simply horrid, or will sparks fly? Rfor language, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,816 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Coruscating Scarlet by burgundyred reviews
Draco watches, Hermione bleeds, and they are together in essence yet forever apart as they rip their bodies with passionate fervor. [Draco, Hermione] Warning: DARK One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Do You Know How To Share A Ward? reviews
Maybe someone should teach them how to share a ward... Draco and Hermione had to share one when he got his arms in slings and she got her legs in casts. Now, doesn't that make them a perfect match... in a way? DMHG, definitely. Post Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Like What You See? reviews
Be careful who you get into bed with... Why, you could end up with someone like... a Malfoy. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Followers reviews
One random, boring meeting, one random, abnormal topic of discussion... Rating for language and mild mention of sex. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
Draco's First Labour reviews
Draco did not know what to think when he was not allowed to go into the room with Hermione. If only she hadn't gotten herself pregnant in the first place! Short DMHG OneShot. Please RnR! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conscience With The NAKED Malfoy &HOW He Got Naked reviews
Yes, Malfoy's naked in front of Hermione. So what? He might be naked then because he was... RAPED? Updated with a new, last chapter x: M for some language parts! hehee.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All Bad Forgotten reviews
Snape has blonde hair, grey eyes? Prof HeWhoMustNotBeNamed is the Potions professor? HUH? RR please! DMHG. discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Darkness Was All Around Me reviews
Written from Draco's PoV. This OneShot is on his view on some events of HPHBP. Thus, it is not AU at all. Please read&review! hinted DmHg. reposted fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocent reviews
“ExDeath Eaters are RELEASED” – Daily Prophet. DMHG. PostHogwarts. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Opposites Attract : The Truth reviews
If only he’s not the 'Mudbloods are scums whose only rightful position is under my foot' Malfoy, I might like the way he’s been acting around me lately… discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,513 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Curses Of Our Lives reviews
Draco and Hermione shared their pastlife together as lovers. But got cursed by a certain sorcerer, making them have fruitless loves for eternity unless... Now in Hogwarts, what will happen? Full summary inside!DMHG. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,196 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2005 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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